When everyone turned around, they saw a monk standing outside the door, wearing a large red monk's robe and holding a Zen staff in his hand. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at his outfit, An He first thought of Tang Seng in the TV series, and then thought of Fahai in "The Legend of the White Snake".

Looking at his face again, he was a distance away from Tang Seng, who was particularly fond of the thin-skinned and tender-fleshed banshees.

This time the monk's face was extremely dark, and it was not much different from the charcoal, and An He had a whim, if this monk was naked at night, he would be very likely to be discovered.

His face was extremely thin, dry and wrinkled like a walnut, and his eyes were small, and the two black eyeballs blended into his complexion, making people mistakenly think that he did not have long eyes.

With a towering nose, an awl-like top, and a small, slightly pouting mouth, Ann He remembered the chicken butt that people cut off every time he bought a white striped chicken.

Two long white eyebrows grew on the black face, pulled from the corners of the eyes to the corners of the mouth, and when the wind blew, they fluttered like two strips of white cloth tied to the spirit flag.

He grew a little confident in front of Wu Dalang, and the Zen staff in his hand was not small, half a head taller than him. So An He couldn't help but think of the TV series in which Sun Monkey held a golden hoop stick and said: Long! Long! Long! So the golden hoop rod went straight to the shot of the clouds.

In An He's heart, this guy is a demon monk, and due to psychological effects, none of the scenes associated with it are harmonious.

Oh, my God! This guy can grow like this, it is completely out of the scope of human cognition!

Is it that his family is in Tianzhu, he deceived under the nose of the Buddha, and was discovered by the Buddha, so that he grew like this?

An He thought secretly in his heart.

"Amitabha, the poor monk has seen the benefactor of Yu Chi!"

Standard Chinese, in An He's heart, can still pass the sixth-level Chang'an accent.

After speaking, he smiled at everyone, revealing his white jagged teeth, and his black face, like a bush of chicken leg mushrooms of different heights growing out of the charcoal.

When An He saw this person, he shivered for no reason.

When Wei Chi Cannon saw Luo Ersao, he hurriedly jumped up from the bed, looking at his quick movements, who would have thought that at noon, he was still a patient lying on the bed and dying.

Wei Chi cannon bowed deeply to Luo Er Suopo, and his whole body was bent into a shrimp, An He remembered that the last time he saw the emperor Li Xiaojiu, he didn't bow so much.

"There is a visit from the holy monk Lao, and a certain family has thanked me here!"

Then excitedly, like a freshly praised schoolboy, he said to the introduction standing in the room:

"This is Tianzhu's enlightened monk Luo Ersuopo, and a certain elixir is the secret recipe provided by this monk!"

"Father, Luo Er Suo Po is a famous monk in Tianzhu, the child heard that he is more than 200 years old, and he is still in good health, he will definitely be able to refine the elixir of immortality for you. Congratulations to the father, congratulations to the father! Yu Chi Baoqi on the side poured another spoonful of oil on the fire.

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Ann He muttered quietly.

Wei Chi Cannon's heart was even more proud, and his excited old face flushed and said:

"Okay, good, good, wait for a certain general to refine the elixir, each of you will be given one, and our whole family will enjoy the joy of longevity!"

An He secretly thought: Damn, it's not enough to harm yourself, and I want the whole family to be buried with you.

"I Tianzhu Buddhism transforms mortals, relying on the Buddha to recite scriptures, eliminating sinful karma for others, relying on Buddha power to save mortals from the Pure Land of the Buddha Kingdom, leaving the Three Realms and Six Realms of Life and Death and Reincarnation in the Bitter Sea, and reincarnating in the Western Heaven Elysium.

Second, by taking pills, the poor monk is 208 years old this year, and has been practicing the art of alchemy for more than 100 years. ”

Luo Ersa said leisurely, like a bell, completely unrelated to his thin body and appearance.

An He thought to himself: No wonder this demon monk can deceive so many people, it seems that he still has some ability.

Seeing him clasp his hands together, squinting his eyes, and sitting on the Jindun in a serious manner, An He was a little amused and decided to use Taoist thought to trick him first.

Since the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Gaozu Li Yuan respected Lao Tzu as his ancestor, claimed to be a descendant of Lao Tzu, and worshiped Taoism. Worship Taoism as "the family education of this dynasty", made a holy decree, among the three religions, Taoism is respected, Confucianism is second, Buddhism is final, Tang Gaozong Li Zhi respects Lao Tzu as "Emperor Taishang Xuanyuan".

So at this time, the books about Taoism are the essential books in the families of the children of the official eunuchs, and there are a few books in the house where An He lives.

Ahem, ahem!

Ann and dry cough said:

"The people of the Tang Dynasty believe in Taoism, Taoism has the Pure Land of Eternal Bliss, thirty-six layers high, specializing in the salvation of life and death, can be turned into immortals, is the best way for the soul to die, and taking the elixir, crossing into immortals is also one of the methods, I have a lot of Taoist priests in Nanshan Mountain, there is no shortage of people who understand alchemy, I heard that Sun Simiao is one of them, why do we want to give up the near and seek far, eat your Buddhist elixir to become a Buddha, and not eat our Taoist elixir to become an immortal?

An He knew that the so-called elixir of Taoism was also a deceptive thing, and it was also not to be taken, he just wanted to use it to play a trick on Luo Ersa.

Luo Yusuo's face stiffened slightly, and she muttered in a low voice:

"Taoism has the Pure Land of Eternal Bliss, which is thirty-six stories high, how can it be eight more layers than my Western Heaven Elysium?"

"This Luo Er Suo Po only cultivates Taoism, and knows very little about Buddhism, listening to An He say this, he is also a little confused, and he can't answer for a while, Heshi's hands are a little trembling, and he thinks about it for a long time, so he has to be cunning:

"Well...... I am in the immeasurable world of the West, and one Buddha land is three thousand worlds, so my twenty-eight layers are more than your thirty-six layers...... Besides, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of my Buddhist family are magnificent, and they do not fall into the six realms of reincarnation, and the highest level of your Taoism is just an immortal, and their skills are naturally inferior to my Buddhas and Bodhisattvas! ”

An Hezao noticed Luo Ersa's trembling hands, and thought:

This guy is a little messed up, I'll play him again:

"Taoist immortals, regardless of congenital and acquired, will reach the state of free travel when they become immortals, not limited by external objects, not to mention karma, they have long since fallen into reincarnation, and they are higher than your Buddhas and Bodhisattvas!"

Yasuwa showed the level of the best handsmith when he was in college.

The wrinkles on Luo Ersa's face deepened, and the walnut face turned into a big bun face.

The tremor spread from Luo Er's hands to his whole body, and the Jindun under his buttocks constantly made a rhythmic sound of hitting the floor, but fortunately he closed his eyes tightly, otherwise, both eyes would have spewed fire.

When I first met such a master, this is clearly trying to beat the rhythm of the dead!

Luo Ersa couldn't wait to use her bare head to really hit Anhe's temple.

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