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Qin Yuefang's advantage is that she is not bad-eyed, and when a neighbor or colleague needs help with something, she runs faster than anyone else; When there were floods and earthquakes, she was more active than anyone else. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoHer disadvantage is that there are too many words in her mouth, it should be said, too many words can't be considered a disadvantage, but, her words are not just too much, but some words are very mean to say, sometimes people can't accept it, this is a shortcoming. For example, the wife of Staff Officer Wei of the Military Affairs Bureau gave birth to two daughters in one child, and she said that they were "tons of grain fields"; The lover of the direct political bureau Cui has been married for many years and has not given birth, she said that people are "saline-alkali land"; There is a villager from a neighboring military compound who gives birth to two children a year, one in January and one in Layue, and she says that they are "double cropping rice"; There was a chubby electrician in the agency who divorced his wife and then remarried, and she said that people were "back to the pot". Otherwise, how could someone give her an evaluation of "kowtowing and farting twice, not only worshipping the Buddha but also hurting the immortals"! People she knows are teased by her, and people she doesn't know are ridiculed by her. There was a couple who were higher than the man, Qin Yuefang saw it, and said to others: "Look at these two people, the man is more than the woman, if he wants to stand and kiss his wife, he has to hire a crane if he doesn't set up a ladder." There is a woman with curvy breasts, shrugged breasts, and a cocked buttocks, and she says that people are "three mountains" that can scare away fools. He also said that if this woman walked down the street and tangled the greedy eyes of the men, she could make a big bra. Of course, not all men like big-breasted women, and the bosses of Mengniu and Yili are worried about the closure of their companies when they see them.

Qin Yuefang's lover is the administrative secretary of the office of the General Department, named Zheng Qiming. Secretary Zheng is also a warm-hearted person who treats people sincerely, but he pays more attention to proportionality when he speaks, and he is very popular in the general department. These two are interesting together, Qin Yuefang can't hold a hot fart in her eyes, and she hasn't thought about it yet; Zheng Qiming is a teapot to cook dumplings, and he knows it well, and he doesn't say it easily after thinking about it.

Because of Qin Yuefang's broken mouth, the two of them were not less angry, and they quarreled to the point of divorce several times. Qin Yuefang is not unclear about her own problems, sometimes she is so angry that she secretly slaps herself in the house, but at a certain time and on a certain occasion, this mouth does not seem to belong to her own head leader, she is unorganized and undisciplined, and she does not listen to greetings.

In the second year after Zheng Qiming was transferred from the grassroots company to the General Department, he was transferred to the deputy battalion administrative secretary, mainly responsible for the vehicle management of the General Department.

The assistant asked Qin Yuefang: "I heard that you and Secretary Zheng grew up in the same village, and they have been childhood sweethearts since childhood." ”

After Qin Yuefang and Zheng Qiming got married, they visited their relatives in the army once a year, and they were not timid to see the leaders of the troops. She smiled and said to the assistant: "We have neither plum nor bamboo there, they are childhood sweethearts, Zheng Qiming and I are bricks, from the time we wore open crotch pants, we have been together with urine mud and playing house." Later, he became the militia battalion commander of the production brigade, and I was the secretary of the regimental branch of the production brigade. Because I admired his honesty and ability, and he liked my quick-wittedness, a week before he came to the army, the two of us went from work to life, and together we went to the commune to get a marriage certificate, and according to some people in the city, we were buried together in the grave of love. ”

The assistant just heard that Qin Yuefang was cheerful and generous, and she was quick to speak, but she didn't expect her to speak so casually, so she smiled and said: "Your speech is really interesting, in addition to being a leading cadre in the countryside, have you done any other work?" ”

"I worked in the Shandong Repertory Theatre for a few years." Qin Yuefang said naturally.

"You've been a professional actor?" The assistant's eyes widened in surprise.

"Not a professional actor, an amateur."

"You were working in Jinan at the time?"

"No, before marrying Zheng Qiming, I only went to Jinan twice, once when I was in middle school, the Red Guards were in a big series, I was young at that time, and I was and coaxed, and I ran away blindly with my big brothers and sisters; One was when I was the secretary of the Youth League branch, and the county organized a visit to remember the bittersweet feelings, which was actually a personal travel without spending money. I worked as an amateur actor in Ha Rela Bay Commune. ”

"The Commune also has a troupe?"

"The commune should say that there is no troupe, but there is a literary and artistic propaganda team, and the people in our hometown call the literary and artistic propaganda team a 'troupe', because we don't speak Mandarin well, and we speak Shandong dialect during the performance, so the villagers say that we are a 'Shandong dialect - theater troupe'."

The assistant was amused by Qin Yuefang's words, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to have literary and artistic cells, and you are also very humorous in your speech, in addition to being an amateur actor, what other specialties do you have?" ”

"I've been learning to repair since I was a child, and I don't have any other strengths and weaknesses."

"Fix what, car?"

"That's not right!"

"Repair a tractor?"

"That's not right!"

"That's a bike repair?"

"Still not right."

"Shouldn't it be repairing trains and planes?"

The assistant's eyes widened again.

Qin Yuefang was amused by the appearance of the assistant, and said happily: "Comrade Lao Xie, don't guess anymore, Chairman Mao and his old man have a poem that says, 'Sitting on the ground and traveling 80,000 miles a day', the things I repair are bigger than trains and planes, and they run fast, 40,000 kilometers a day." ”

Qin Yuefang's words made the assistant a little crying and laughing, and he said with a little embarrassment: "Oh, I understand, you are talking about repairing the earth." ”

Qin Yuefang nodded smugly and said, "Yes! ”

The assistant said to Qin Yuefang seriously: "I am the assistant of the CPPCC Office of the General Ministry, and the assistant is the name of a position, not a person's name. ”

This time it was Qin Yuefang's turn to be a little embarrassed, she said to the assistant apologetically: "I'm sorry, it turns out that your surname is not Xie, I thought your name was 'Xie Liyuan'!" 'CPPCC' I know that in our hometown, there are CPPCC in the county and in the region, and my third uncle is the vice chairman of the county CPPCC, which is a very big official. ”

The assistant smiled: "You really know how to associate that the local CPPCC is the abbreviation of the Political Consultative Conference, and the CPPCC room I am talking about is the abbreviation of the political coordinator's office of the military organ, and the two are not the same thing." The position of political coordinator is only a leading organ in the army, and the number of people is not very large, so you don't know, you can just call me Lao He in the future. ”

"It's rude to call you Lao He, your surname is He, I'll call you He Liren in the future!"

"It's okay to call me a position, but it's not a manager, it's an assistant!"

"Yes, yes, it should be called Assistant Counsellor." Qin Yuefang blushed, and then muttered in a low voice, "It's really wordy!" ”

"What did you just say?" Assistant Manager He didn't hear Qin Yuefang's words clearly.

Qin Yuefang hurriedly explained: "No, no, I'm not saying that you are wordy, but that your position is wordy." ”

After Qin Yuefang joined the army, she was arranged to work as a salesperson in the Military Service Agency of the General Department.

"The leaders must have let you go to the service agency because you love to say that it is possible to sell more things than others as a salesperson."

Zheng Qiming helped Qin Yuefang analyze.

When Qin Yuefang worked in the service cooperative, no one had specifically summarized the work efficiency, sometimes there may be more things sold, and sometimes there may be fewer things sold. Once, an old lady bought condiments, and Qin Yuefang recommended chicken essence to her. The old lady doesn't know much about new toys such as chicken essence, so she doesn't dare to buy it easily, and she has concerns. Qin Yuefang introduced to the old lady: "Chicken essence is rich in nutrition, think about it, you old man, ten drops of sweat and one drop of blood, ten drops of blood and one drop of essence, chicken essence must also be the best thing in chickens." When the old lady heard her say this, she was more worried, and said worriedly: "If that is the case, I will not be able to buy it, if people eat too much chicken essence, the matter of laying eggs will definitely not happen, if you talk like a chicken, wouldn't it be annoying." ”

After the socialization of the livelihood guarantee of the organs of the General Ministry, the service and social service of the military personnel was changed to a supermarket for the local property company. The property company only accepts relatively young personnel from the service cooperative, and one over the age of 50 is not required, so Qin Yuefang stayed in the army and became a retired employee. Zheng Qiming is 54 years old this year, and according to the regulations of the army, he will retire in more than a year. After graduating from Beijing University of Technology a few years ago, their only daughter, Xiaoli, went to Australia, where she studied first, then worked, and called back once a week.

Zheng Qiming's parents love their granddaughter very much, and Xiaoli also has a very close relationship with her grandparents. When Xiaoli didn't go abroad, the old couple had to run out of the small village in their hometown in Shandong Province that was imprisoned by the mountains almost every year to come to Beijing to see their granddaughter. In the past few years that Xiaoli has been abroad, the old couple has not been to the city again, but they often call or write to ask about their granddaughter's situation. When Xiaoli just went abroad, Zheng Qiming's mother was going crazy thinking about her granddaughter, and complained to Qin Yuefang on the phone: "What a good place Beijing is, what kind of job can you find and do it, you and Qiming actually promised the child to go to work in the 'thin mud', is that place to wear rubber shoes as soon as you go out?" ”

Qin Yuefang explained to the old man that Sydney is the largest city in Australia, equivalent to Shanghai in our country, Sydney not only has no mud, but also the living conditions and natural environment are very good, the city is built more beautiful than Jinan and Qingdao, and ordinary people live in villas.

The old lady was still not very reassured, and told her daughter-in-law to call Xiaoli and ask her to pay attention to her safety abroad. She said that foreigners are very savage, and she saw them on TV with murder weapons, either knives or forks, when they ate, "My mother, hey, scared to death!" Qin Yuefang explained to her mother-in-law that what foreigners take when they eat is not a murder weapon, but tableware, just like the chopsticks and spoons we use.

The old lady didn't believe her daughter-in-law's words, so she and her son must take time to go to the place called 'Mud' and said that there was no Muddy to see their precious granddaughter.