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Qin Yuefang is of medium stature, neither fat nor thin, her upright facial features are reminiscent of the charm of her youth, and her yellowed and wrinkled face makes people feel the ruthlessness of the years. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoWhen she was in the commune's literary and artistic propaganda team, Qin Yuefang played Li Tiemei in "Red Lantern", but now she can play Li Tiemei's grandmother without much makeup.

Qin Yuefang is very satisfied with the current affordable housing with four bedrooms and two living rooms, is very satisfied with the life of eating fish and meat, and is also very satisfied with the pension that she can get more than 1,000 yuan a month. She said to Zheng Qiming: "The two of us, one is a 'squatting' university 'house' dropout, and the other is 'looking for a rice field' university 'computing chicken' department. ”

Those who are content are always happy.

Therefore, in life, she always loves to talk and laugh.

Zheng Qiming has clear requirements for Qin Yuefang, who is idle at home: usually watch TV at home, be busy with housework, and go outside when you are bored alone, but you must properly restrain your legs and limit your mouth.

Restrain your legs, that is, don't run around to join in the fun; Limiting one's mouth is to be careful when speaking to others. Qin Yuefang understood her husband's requirements very thoroughly.

Zheng Qiming is still very busy at work every day, eating work meals in the canteen of the agency at noon, and sometimes participating in some group activities at night. When she first retired, Qin Yuefang did a good job of the two requirements put forward by Zheng Qiming, that is, she went downstairs two or three times a day, bought vegetables, and took out the garbage, and her two legs should be said to be well restrained. However, her mouth is very restricted outside, she is not constrained at home, and the tasks she bears are heavier than before, what watermelon seeds, pumpkin seeds, chestnuts, walnuts, peanut kernels, consume a lot every day, if Qin Yuefang's body is a food processing factory, then her mouth is a shelling workshop.

Qin Yuefang's mouth also has an important task, which is to make porridge on the phone.

"Sister-in-law Lin? Yes, yes, I'm Qin Yuefang, oops, your ears are so good for hearing. I heard that your girl gave birth to a big fat boy, congratulations! What, child you take? Why doesn't his grandmother take it, you bring your grandson is equivalent to working for your mother-in-law, no matter how good you are to the child now, the child will be close to you in the future, he will also follow his grandfather and his father's surname. Hey, I seem to hear your little grandson crying, okay, okay, let's talk about it later. ”

"Sister Yang, have you eaten? It's hard work. Who am I, you ask? Guess what's wrong; Guess again, it's still not right; Guess hard, I guessed right this time, I'm Xiao Qin, I haven't seen you for more than half a year, and I want to die. What the? There are still vegetables stir-fried in the pot in your kitchen, so I'll make a long story short, you retired early, I want to learn from you, that is, how to arrange a good retirement life, you know, what do I like to ------be lively, what do you smell mush? Okay, let's ------ later."

Before Qin Yuefang's words were finished, the other party hung up the phone first.

Qin Yuefang's phone calls sometimes speak for more than ten or twenty minutes, sometimes for an hour or two, but fortunately, most of the calls she makes are military line calls, and there is no need to pay, otherwise, the phone bill will become the main expense item of their family.

After working hard for most of my life, I can watch TV, eat melon seeds, make phone calls at home every day, occupy my mouth, fill my stomach, eat and drink enough to go to bed, that is the life of the gods.

Immortals also have envy of the world and want to go down to earth.

After more than ten days, Qin Yuefang couldn't sit still at home, her heart was like grass, her buttocks were like a prick, she couldn't always watch TV, she couldn't always make phone calls, she went from house to house, from house to house, sometimes standing on the balcony and looking down through the window glass, a car and a person on the road between the buildings would arouse her great interest.

Wang Yueying, the lover of Wang Quan, an officer of the Political Bureau of the General Affairs Department, also used to work in the agency service agency, and retired earlier than Qin Yuefang. Once, she called Qin Yuefang: "Xiao Qin, what are you busy with after retirement, I can't see you when I walk around the yard?" ”

"I'm not busy, I'm on duty at home every day, and my ass hurts when I'm idle." Qin Yuefang replied stupidly.

"Since you're not busy with anything, why didn't you answer my call just now?"

"I just went to the bathroom."

"After going to the toilet for so long, the phone rang five or six times and no one answered, did you go to the toilet to poop or pee?" Wang Yueying asked with a smile.

"I didn't poop or pee, I had nothing to do, so I went to the toilet and took off my pants and fart." Qin Yuefang also replied with a smile.

Qin Yuefang doesn't do much work at home, but her appetite is not reduced, and she eats deliciously. In the past two days, she felt that the clothes that had fitted her were a little tight, and she was startled when she went to the electronic scale, and in less than half a month, her weight increased by three kilograms, which was faster than the fattening pigs who ate compound feed.

Only then did she feel that it was time to change her lifestyle.