The one hundred and twelfth round of the wooden cow welcomes the family

Speaking of the early morning of the third day, there was a lively atmosphere in the Huang family's compound. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

The farmers helped to put up lanterns, hung red cages, and had already dressed up the yard with joy. Although Huang Yueying doesn't like to dress up, but the marriage is a major event, she can't lose the face of the Huang family, so she has to follow everyone's wishes, and is dressed up indiscriminately by the seven aunts and eight aunts in the neighborhood, and sits quietly in the boudoir waiting for the groom and the official to come to greet her.

Although she was withdrawn and indifferent, she had made it difficult to scare away three or five fiancΓ©s, but she couldn't hold back her curiosity in her heart, and she didn't know what kind of method Zhuge Kongming would use to break the harsh five rules she proposed.

In addition, she was even more curious about what Sun Lang had done in full swing. That Sun Lang tossed in the yard yesterday until midnight, and then there was no movement, it seems that he must have retreated in the face of difficulties, and found that this puppet was not so easy to do, so he fled in disgrace.

When she thought of this, she couldn't help but purse her lips and laugh, fantasizing about the scene of Sun Lang kneeling down in front of her in public to admit defeat, and she had already calculated in her heart how to humiliate Sun Lang fiercely.

And Huang Chengyan was anxious and sweating profusely, walking around in the yard like an ant on a hot pot. It turned out that he had already heard that his precious daughter had put forward a very harsh request to the virtuous son-in-law of the Zhuge family in Longzhong, and now it was three poles in the day, and the team that the man married was nowhere to be seen.

This was the case last time, her daughter used her puppet to set up a Qimen gossip formation in the courtyard, and she had to be cracked by other men. As soon as the formation was urged, dozens of puppets screamed together, as if they were going to swallow their lives alive.

The neighbors in the mountain farms have already treated this as a big joke, so today, in front of the Huang family compound, there are three layers inside and three layers outside, and there are many people, all of whom are neighbors in the neighborhood, and they came early to see the last liveliness, chattering and talking, laughing about whether this eccentric Huang family lady can marry or not.

"I heard that this Miss Huang welcomes her relatives this time, she doesn't ride live animals, she doesn't sit in a sedan chair, she doesn't ride in a car, she doesn't let people carry her, and she can't land on her feet. I heard that the man's family lives in Longzhong, which is more than ten miles away, hehe, I see how he welcomes this Miss Huang back! ”

"No play, no play! We have a rule here since ancient times that the bride must be brought to the man's house before noon. Haha, now it's three poles in the sun, and the man hasn't seen any movement, I see, this marriage is going to run out of oil and lights - the fun is over! ”

Seeing the lively people, there were many discussions, and when they heard it in Huang Chengyan's ears, he was even more anxious and his face was full of tears. He knew that this husband's surname was Zhuge this time, with a single name and a bright character, and he was a rising talent who lived in seclusion in Nanyang, with the talent of heaven and earth, and the unpredictable ability of gods and ghosts. It was originally the most satisfying candidate for him among thousands of talents. He thought to himself that this Zhuge Liang was extremely smart, and he would definitely have a way to solve his daughter's difficulties. I don't want him to be helpless, the day is so high, and he hasn't come yet.

Thinking of this, Huang Chengyan couldn't care about his identity as a worldly sage, stroked his beard and patted his head, complaining and stomping his feet in this courtyard.

"Yo yo yo, don't worry, Old Man Huang, there's movement down the mountain! Maybe it's someone who picks up the kiss! Suddenly, a farmer heard the sound of blowing and beating down the mountain, and hurriedly motioned for everyone to stop talking.

Sure enough, the sound of drums and drums wafting up from the bottom of the mountain sounded quite festive. After a while, I saw a large group of people, all dressed in red and hanging colors, and came up the mountain with joy.

Huang Chengyan was overjoyed, and was busy watching secretly at the door, and just showed a look, and his heart was surprised. I saw several people wearing red brocade robes swaggering over, some tall and some short, some fat and some thin, it was none other than Sun Lang, He Qi, Zhang Hong, Dong Xi and others. And behind them, dozens of people followed, holding gongs, drums and suona in their hands, and they came up the mountain in a lively and lively group.

Huang Chengyan didn't have time to think about why Sun Lang's gang would come to greet Zhuge Liang for him, so he saw the team coming to the door, and when he divided to the left and right, two tall wooden cows came out in the middle.

I saw Sun Lang stretch out his hand and pat the wooden cow's head twice, and the wooden cow actually screamed twice, so frightened that everyone took three steps back, and said that the wooden cow came back to life.

Huang Chengyan took a closer look, but saw that the wooden cow was about one person tall, wrapped in red lacquer, and there were four wooden legs underneath, which were carved into the shape of a cow's legs, revealing a thick and powerful feeling. At the front is a tall bull's head, with two majestic iron horns, bull's eyes, bull's nose, and bull's mouth and tongue, all of which are lifelike like living creatures. Behind the butt of the cow is a long wooden pole as thick as a bowl, and I don't know what it is used for. On the back of the cow was a seat made of wood, Zhuge Liang was sitting high on the back of one of the cows, and said to Huang Chengyan with a smile: "The son-in-law meets Lord Yue, it's not early, let's quickly welcome Ling Ai's daughter, hahaha......"

After he said this, he pointed his hand to the other wooden cow, meaning to ask Miss Huang to sit on the back of the wooden cow and go home with him.

The onlookers were immediately unconvinced, and they all came up and talked about it: "Your big cow is made of wood, not a live animal; Second, there is no wheel, and it cannot be said to be a car driver; There is no roof or shed, and it cannot be said to be a sedan chair; If Miss Huang sits on it, she does meet the requirements of the 'five noes'. Merely...... Can you move? If you can't move, how can you take Miss Huang home safely? ”

"That's it! It's not enough to have a surface, you have to be able to move! ”

"Yes, yes! This wooden ox is such a behemoth, even if there are twenty or thirty strong men, it can't move it, if it can't move itself, see how you take the young lady home! ”

Sun Lang laughed at everyone and said, "Why can't you move?" You'll show me! After speaking, he waved his hand triumphantly.

While speaking, Dong Xi and He Qi turned around and came behind the two wooden oxen, reached out and grabbed the wooden pole, and gently pressed it down, the wooden ox creaked and creaked, and the two cow hooves in front of them were raised high. Dong Xi and He Qi lifted the wooden pole up again, and the two front hooves swung forward to support the ground, while at the same time, the hind hooves were lifted again.

Before everyone could understand what was going on, He Qi and Dong Xi pressed down the wooden pole again, and the two hooves behind them stepped forward and landed on the ground again, while the front hooves seemed to listen to the order and raised high again.

It was the hooves of the cow that lifted and cocked a few times at a time, and the wooden cow really took two steps forward. But He Qi and Dong Xi were smiling, without any sense of fatigue.

In this way, Dong Xi and He Qi easily fiddled with the wooden pole up and down, and the cow's hooves kept climbing forward one after another, and sure enough, they kept moving forward!

Not only that, the distance between the front and rear hooves is two meters away, and the speed of this movement is not slow at all!