Chapter 39 [The Three Stooges]

Seeing Zhang Erren's crying face, Yang Daxuan hurriedly comforted him: "Errenzi, Uncle Zhang is angry, don't take it seriously." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info besides, now that the fish are not easy to catch, and the river does not dare to go, who can this boat sell to? You didn't see our little boat, it was left on the edge of the lake and no one came to borrow it for a year. It's okay for someone to borrow, and you can help take care of it, but no one borrows it, but it deteriorates faster, and I don't know when the water leaks. ”

"Of course I know that's angry talk. But since my father didn't go to the net today, I couldn't get up alone, so I had to come over and talk to Brother Qing. Zhang Erleng was a little worried, "According to me, my father doesn't expect to fish this year, it is estimated that when he wakes up after a full sleep, he will ask me to go home with him to collect the net, and then he may not go to the net this year." ”

Li Qingshan suddenly asked: "Fatty, do you have to have two people to start the net and go off the net?" ”

Yang Daxuan glanced at him, and couldn't help but shush: "Hey, when I hear it, I haven't fished before." When the net is lifted, one person has to swing the oar, one person has to pull the net, and the fish has to be fished, of course, two people. A more powerful old catcher, one person and two hands drag the net to pull the boat forward, it is estimated that it will work, but if you get off the net, it is estimated that it will be enough to choke. After thinking about it, he said, "One person is in trouble...... If there are two people, it will be much easier for one person to go to the row. It's still going to take two ......."

Li Qingshan smiled: "Big brother, I heard you say that you are so expert, then you must have fished?" ”

"Isn't this nonsense, if I didn't have it last year, I would have ...... my father alone" Yang Daxuan was about to brag about the last two sentences, when he suddenly saw Li Qingshan looking at him, as if he understood something.

Sure enough, I heard Li Qingshan smile at him: "Big brother, weren't you still worried just now, saying that there are nets and no boats?" Now the fat man is just one hand, you guys are a match made in heaven! ”

Zhang Erxuan's eyes lit up suddenly, this idea was good, but Yang Daxuan was startled, "What a match made in heaven, you kid don't mess with words, I'm not Longyangjun......"

Zhang Erling is obviously a bad student, he has no culture, he is confused, but Li Qingshan laughs dumbly, it is estimated that Huang Laoxi has also told a good story about Longyang, it is really old and uncultivated, but it can also be seen from this that Yang Daxuan is a good child who loves to learn, and he really can't see it just by looking at this Chinese face.

"What do you care about Longyang and Fengyang, Brother Xuan, are you going or not going?" Zhang Erleng stretched out his neck and asked expectantly.

Yang Daxuan was a little hesitant, it is no secret that the fishing harvest has been poor recently, the reason why Zhang Yutou didn't want to pick up the net was because he hadn't caught any fish for several days, if there was a fish catch every day, he was afraid that he would get up before dawn. But the Aladdin magic lamp handed down by some master that Li Qingshan said just now made him a little nervous. This kid has a nose and eyes, and although I don't know if it works, it's worth a try......

Seeing him swaying, Li Qingshan hurriedly made up for this kick: "Big brother, I don't need to trouble you about this, I have done everything for this lamp, and I will go without saying a word." But haven't I ever fished, I'm afraid that I won't be able to help and have to make a mess, and I ...... with Huang Lao yesterday I made an appointment with Uncle Huang, I have some things to do today, and Uncle Huang will bring some folks to our house later......"

As soon as he heard that Huang Cun was coming, Yang Daxuan was really a little nervous, thinking of the matter of protecting the village wall, it was better for him to sway less in front of him...... I don't want to think about it at the moment, I should take down the fishing business in one bite, anyway, it is a matter of going to help.

"I said Erzhenzi, I'm only responsible for rocking the oars for you, and you can fix it yourself."

"Okay, great," Zhang Erleng grinned happily with a helper, "I sold the fish, and I will give you half of the copper." ”

"Yes, let's talk about catching fish, if there are really fish, Uncle Zhang won't stop going, how can it be my turn."

The two grew up together when they were young, and they were already intimate, so it was inevitable to gossip at this time. Li Qingshan was not idle, he hurried up to grind the second pig belly, and then stuffed a lot of fireflies into it, and the first pig belly also added more insects into it, until there was not a single firefly left in the jar, and then he stopped.

Zhang Erleng saw that Li Qingshan was having fun grinding pigs, and wanted to intervene halfway, but was stopped by Li Qingshan, there are only two of these things, and it is not good if they are worn out. So I just asked Zhang Erling to watch, and if you want to try, you will talk about it next time.

When the insects were stuffed, Li Qingshan also asked Zhang Erlen some things one after another and learned some things. Zhang Erleng's family has a total of more than a dozen fishing nets, and in addition to the ones brought back yesterday to repair, there are still about eleven or twelve scattered in the lake.

After stuffing the insects, Li Qingshan used a slightly thinner rope to tie the openings of the two pigs tightly, and at the end put them in a bucket to test whether there would be water, and only after the test did they explain the method to the two of them.

The method is very simple, just tie the pork belly in the middle of the fishing net. Because the pork belly is hollow and buoyant, it must be tied tightly to prevent it from floating or being washed away by the current.

Li Qingshan also specially told the pig belly to be tied to the fourth and ninth nets when going down the net, Zhang Erling curiously asked the reason, Li Qingshan explained: "Originally, each net had to be tied one, so the effect was naturally the best." But I don't know what the effect of this method is, and these fireflies, as well as this pig's belly, can't get so many at once in a short period of time, so I can only get two first. Tied to the fourth and ninth nets, in the middle, with some light on both sides, the effect should be maximized. ”

Zhang Erling realized this, admired it in his heart, and praised in his mouth: "Brother Qing is really thoughtful, I can't think of this." ”

Li Qingshan added: "Also, if you go to the net today, you will only start the net tomorrow, and only then will you know whether this method is useful or not." When it's time to lift the net, you have to count the number of fish in each net and compare them to know if it has any effect and how much it has worked. ”

When Yang Daxuan heard that he was going to go tomorrow, his face suddenly turned grim: "Qingshan, I still have to go tomorrow?" ”

Li Qingshan nodded at him and said, "I guess I have to go." Uncle Zhang has apparently given up fishing, and ...... Big brother, don't you want to figure out whether this thing is useful or not? …… Uncle Huang should come to our house again tomorrow, and I'll see if you really don't want to go if you can't catch up with the time, I'll try it. ”

As soon as he said Huang Cunzheng, Yang Daxuan was like a mouse seeing a cat, waved his hand and said, "Then let's talk about it tomorrow." ”

Zhang Erling suddenly remembered something, and screamed, "Brother Qing, you are so tightly rooted, don't these insects have to suffocate inside?" When I put it in the water, I'm afraid that it will run out of gas for a long time, and it will be shiny. ”

"Fatty, you can think of this layer, it's not bad." Li Qingshan's tone was a little approving, "But don't worry, the luminescent device in the firefly's body is composed of luciferin and luciferase, and luciferin is catalyzed by luciferase, which consumes ATP and reacts with oxygen to produce an excited state of oxidized fluorescein, and the process of this substance becoming the ground state is the luminescence phenomenon." After the firefly dies, the luminescent substance in the body comes into contact with the ATP in the urine and reacts, and this process is very slow, so ...... Even if all these bugs are dead, you can still see the glow. ”

When he first explained, he was still serious, but later he saw that Zhang Erling's mouth was getting bigger and bigger, and he rubbed his temples very exaggeratedly, and he simply laughed as he spoke, but the professional terms in his mouth deliberately kept popping out one after another, like a bomb, smashing Zhang Erling's head more and more painful.

Not only Zhang Erleng, but Yang Daxuan also heard that his eyes were straight, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses and asked, "Qingshan, how do you know so many things that you have never heard of?" What is luciferin and what is luciferase? And what is that kick batch and what is it? ”

Li Qingshan couldn't help but laugh and said, "I just talked nonsense, do you really believe it?" What element, what enzyme, what ATP, these things are all made up by me, pure nonsense, to amuse you! ”

"But you are so serious...... Yang Daxuan was even more confused, "It's really nonsense?" ”

Li Qingshan said with a smile: "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, if you don't pretend, how can you be fooled." But it's a fact that this firefly can still shine even after it dies......"

Seeing Yang Daxuan's worried look, Li Qingshan hurriedly said: "Anyway, don't worry, I won't be so blind, and I won't think about this until this time." But just to be on the safe side, you first untie the rope and give these insects some air first, and then tie them up when they really have to go down the net. ”

"Brother Qing, you ...... You're finally back to normal again. Zhang Erleng touched his temples, so happy that he almost cried, those what elements and enzymes and what kicks just now sounded too painful, "Don't worry, ventilation is on me!" ”

As he spoke, he untied the ropes of the two pork gizzards a little, leaving a small ventilation hole.

Li Qingshan checked the small hole, and it was impossible for the fireflies to escape, so he nodded, and then took out the last piece of unused black cloth from his arms and handed it to Zhang Erlin.

"Fatty, remember to wrap these two things in cloth and hide them on the way, so that no one can see them," Seeing that Zhang Erleng didn't think so, Li Qingshan hurriedly used his imagination to intimidate, "Don't say that the fish are not caught when the time comes, saying that you put poison into the water and poisoned the fish, see how you can bear it?" ”

Although it was a joke, Li Qingshan did not say nonsense, the luminescent substances of fireflies are said to be really poisonous, and the effect of luminescence is not only courtship, but also has a warning effect. In 1999, foreign scientists discovered that lizards that accidentally ate adult fireflies would be poisoned and die.

Zhang Erling smiled: "How can there be such an exaggerated thing...... Okay, okay, I know. ”

This method cannot be passed on whether it is useful or not. If it is useful, if there are many people who use it, it is basically useless, because too many underwater light bulbs are equivalent to no light bulbs; If it's useless, I don't know what it will become. Therefore, you have to keep it secret, you must keep it secret, this is Li Qingshan's bloody lesson.

Thinking of this, Li Qingshan said with a straight face: "Also, when you start the net tomorrow, you should also pay attention not to let others see it, don't wait for a while to spread it, saying that the two of you fished out two night pearls from the lake, then the matter is a big deal......

"Pearl of the Night?" Zhang Erling looked at the pigtail in his hand amusedly, "Hey, don't say it, looking at it from a distance, it's really a bit like it." ”

Yang Daxuan was puzzled and asked: "The night pearl is the night pearl, why is the matter so big?" ”

"Recruit thieves!" Li Qingshan blurted out, "The husband is not guilty, but he is guilty, such a simple truth, Huang Laoxie has never talked about it?" ”

"Just our two families, who are so poor that they are still afraid of thieves?" Yang Daxuan responded leisurely, "I'm looking forward to the thief coming, if I don't get something to drop in our yard, we'll make money." Although we don't have a night pearl, maybe there is a thief! ”

"Big brother, be realistic, don't think about such a good thing......"

Zhang Erleng couldn't help but interject as well: "Brother Qing, that's not what I said, we don't have the Night Pearl, we don't have the Yeming Pig Belly, we have it......"

Yang Daxuan and Li Qingshan couldn't help laughing.

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The three teenagers got together and became poor, and in the leisurely morning light, bursts of laughter came from time to time in the small courtyard of the farmhouse.

In the midst of laughter, the morning sun finally rose up a little more and shone obliquely in the courtyard.

Everything that should be prepared has been prepared, and everything that should be explained has been explained, thinking that he should not have missed anything, Li Qingshan urged Zhang Erling and Yang Daxuan to set off quickly.

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