Chapter 38 [UFO]

Yang Daxuan thought about it and decided to give him a chance to explain: "Then you can talk about it." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Li Qingshan had already prepared: "Big brother, let me ask you, the black light in this room is dark, you open the door and come in, where do you look at the first thing?" ”

"This ......" Yang Daxuan unconsciously looked at the pig belly in Li Qingshan's hand, "Naturally, it looks at your pig belly, this is bright!" ”

"That's right, it means you're a normal drip. The fish in the lake are not blind, they will look here. Especially when it gets dark and there is no light under the water, those fish, when they see such a strange thing glowing in the water, they have to come around? If you don't come around and take a look, you'll be embarrassed to say hello to other fish when you go home......"

Yang Daxuan's eyes widened, and he shushed and said, "The fish will still say hello?" ”

"Big brother, I'm just making an analogy, but don't underestimate the fish, the fish can actually make sounds, but we can't hear them, and they have other ways to communicate in addition to making sounds, such as hitting their heads and shaking their tails...... But, most importantly, they have the same lively nature as we do. Let's put it this way, you are walking down the road and you see a glowing UFO in front of you, you have to go up and take a few looks, right? ”

Yang Daxuan's way of communicating with the fish could barely accept it, but UFO really made him confused: "Wait, wait, what the hell is the ghost goose floating in Europe?" ”

"This ......" Li Qingshan touched his nose and laughed, he was too quick to say it just now, "UFO, it's my hometown dialect, which means UFO...... Big brother, you don't have to worry about these details, you just need to know that to the fish, this thing is a glowing UFO, with a strong attraction, you can suck them all in. ”

He felt that his analogy was appropriate, and that a group of fish seeing this glowing pig's belly was essentially no different from a group of people chattering around a UFO.

Thinking of this, Li Qingshan suddenly felt that the UFO reports he had read were also a device to prey on human beings? Well, this brain hole is a bit big.

In fact, this method is to put it bluntly, and it also makes use of phototaxis.

Except for insects that are phototaxis, what few people know is that most fish are also phototaxis. In the Tang Dynasty, Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang co-authored the book "Supplementing the Secret Transmission of Ten Thousand Laws to Return to the Sect", which recorded the secret technique of gathering fish with fireflies. Although in later generations, the patent for the technology of fluorescent fishing was applied for by a Japanese expert, but this technology has already been discovered and mastered by the ancient Chinese working people.

Li Qingshan had read this method in a book before, but he hadn't remembered it before. Yesterday afternoon, he used the phototaxis of insects to cure the ear disease of the big yellow horse, and was inspired by fireflies at night, plus he has been suffering from not having enough fish to train cormorants.

Li Qingshan deliberately said it in a superficial way, although he accidentally pulled up the UFO that even he knew a little about, but he quickly brought it over with words. Although Yang Daxuan can't understand UFOs, UFOs do.

Yang Daxuan thought about it and felt that it was wrong: "But when this thing goes underwater, those insects must not be washed away by the water?" ”

Li Qingshan patted him on the shoulder with great confidence, "Don't worry, big brother, what is this?" This is a pig's belly...... Have you ever seen a pig wet the bed? ”

Yang Daxuan actually thought about it seriously for a while, and then said no.

"That's right! If even pork belly could seep into the water, there would be nothing under the sky that would not seep water. ”

That's the big truth.

Animal bladders actually had a great use in ancient times, that is, to make the inner tank of water bladders, especially pig brisket.

The structure of pork belly is delicate, the oil distribution is dense, the network is elastic vertically and horizontally, and the fiber tensile is larger.

The bladder of other animals is relatively less used because of its longitudinal and transverse structure, rough fibers and easy cracking, and the smell is heavier than that of pigs, so it is not suitable to be removed.

The heroes and knights in the costume TV series held water bladders one by one, heroically looking up to the sky and drinking wildly, wiping the corners of their mouths indifferently after drinking, and their movements were chic and handsome, who knew that in real history, those water bladders were actually made of pig brisket......

However, this also shows from the side that there is nothing to say about the waterproof performance of pork belly. It's hard for the ancients, except for animal bladders, there really can't be a better waterproof material. If a better alternative could be found, who would want to put water in the pig's belly and drink it with their mouths?

“…… When the time comes, tie this mouth a little tighter, tie it to the net, and the fish will not all rush into your net? ”

Yang Daxuan nodded, as if he had finally accepted Li Qingshan's UFO theory, but at this time he suddenly thought of an extremely serious problem.

"Aoyama, but...... We don't have a boat! Originally, there was a small sampan boat, but last year, the catch in the lake got worse and worse, and my father and I didn't go fishing later. A while ago, I went to take a look, into half a boat of water, if you want to repair, I am afraid that it will cost another amount of money, not to say that it can be repaired, it will take a few days of work. Although there are still a few fishing nets at home, there is not even a boat, how can I catch fish? ”

Li Qingshan waved his hand and said: "It's okay, big brother, it's not a problem, I've got all the UFOs, and a small broken boat can still be stumped......"

He stopped before he finished speaking, because there was a sudden knock on the door outside the courtyard.

In the quiet farmhouse morning, this unexpected knock on the door was a bit surprising.

No one in the house would have come, so who would knock on the door so early?

Yang Daxuan pricked up his ears, and then glanced at Li Qingshan: "I'll go and open it, you put away these strange things first, don't let others see it, it's not clear." ”

Yang Daxuan didn't wait for Li Qingshan to answer, turned around and went out to open the door, Li Qingshan took the pig belly in his hand, gently covered the door, and looked out through the crack in the door.

Huang Laoxie wouldn't have come so early, would he? I haven't done my own business yet!

Luckily, I guessed wrong.

The door opened, and an obese figure suddenly appeared in sight. Zhang Erxuan's face was a little depressed, and he asked Yang Daxuan dejectedly, "Where is Brother Qing", said a few words, and ran straight to Li Qingshan's room regardless of Yang Daxuan's obstruction. The main reason is that his tonnage is too large, and although Yang Daxuan is strong, he is not easy to stop.

Seeing that it was Zhang Erling, Li Qingshan simply opened the door. As soon as the fat man saw what Li Qingshan was holding in his hand, he swept away his depravity, and suddenly came to his senses, and excitedly pointed to the shiny pig belly, "Brother Qing, this is the Adin magic lamp you said?" ”

Yang Daxuan, who was behind him, had already followed up, and wanted to explain a few words to Zhang Erleng, so that he wouldn't talk about fireflies everywhere, but he didn't know that Zhang Erleng was involved in catching insects.

Hearing Zhang Erleng's question, Yang Daxuan said with a blank face: "What Adin magic lamp?" ”

"It's Aladdin's magic lamp." Li Qingshan corrected with a smile.

"Almost!" Zhang Erleni excitedly took over and played with it for a while, regardless of the fishy smell, played with it a few times, thought about it, turned around and closed the door again, and now the pig's belly was really brighter, "Huang Laoxie really didn't lie, these fireflies are really bright when they stuff a few more into it, and it shouldn't be a problem to read." ”

"Who is Huang Laoxi?" Yang Daxuan heard it strangely and asked in confusion.

"That's it, that's it...... Huang Bo. Zhang Erling secretly regretted that he had missed his mouth for a while, and replied weakly.

Yang Daxuan Khan said: "Who gave this nickname?" ”

Zhang Erling turned his head to look at Li Qingshan, Li Qingshan hurriedly spread his hands and pushed 256 and said: "It's none of my business, my father called it first." Uncle Huang always called him Yang Garlic, and it was right for Dad to fight back, and the courtesy was still exchanged. ”

Yang Daxuan: "............"

Patronizing and playing, Zhang Erling obviously forgot the purpose of his coming here, Li Qingshan remembered that the fat man was still crying and sad just now, and hurriedly asked, "Fat man, why did you come to me so early in the morning?" Don't go online today? ”

Zhang Erleng suddenly woke up, damn it, why did he forget about business.

"Brother Qing, I saw that you had been talking about this Aladdin's magic lamp all night, it was so funny, I forgot about the business." Zhang Erling handed the pork belly back to Li Qingshan, "I don't have anything else to do here, I just want to explain to you, there may be no fish today, you have to go to the market early to buy some fish." ”

Fortunately, Li Qingshan had already bought the fish, so he didn't panic much, but he was a little distressed when he thought of the thirty coppers, damn Gu Laoqi.

Seeing Zhang Erren's gloomy expression, he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong, fat man?" ”

Zhang Erling snorted and said, "Alas, my father drank two more glasses last night, and he is still sleeping at this time." I went to call him, saying that it was time to go to the net, but my father kicked him out of bed, and he said on the bed that he was not going to get the net. I have no way, call my mother to call him, he is most afraid of my mother on weekdays, but now I am actually my mother and mother are not a problem, I am still lying on the bed for a long time, and I am looking for someone to ......" Speaking of this, Zhang Erling suddenly stopped and did not go on.

"What are you looking for?" Seeing him slurping, Li Qingshan hurriedly asked.

Zhang Erleng glanced at the two of them and whispered, "...... My father told me to find someone and sold the nets and boats. ”