Not everyone agreed with Li Mi's decision, they came to participate in the Wenhui to gain Yang Su's favor, and not participating in the duel meant losing a chance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is just because Li Mi is Yang Su's old friend, so he doesn't dare to say it.

However, when I thought about it, I was relieved. Lost this opportunity, isn't there a next time? Isn't it just a month? It would be nice if you could watch a big buzz.

Liu Li and Qin Shengchang faced off because of the red whisk, and the red whisk gave Liu Li a big encouraging look.

The red breeze moved the lotus step lightly and came to stand behind Liu Li, cheering Liu Li on.

Li Jing is more and more pleasing to Liu Li, this is for my people, Li Jing gave Liu Li an encouraging look, and said: "Liu Gongzi, you will definitely do it!" ”

Liu Li is happy, and the greater Li Jingcheng's affection for Liu Li, the more he can't escape from Liu Li's palm.

"Two, who comes first?" Li Mi took a look at the two, and he also had a good show.

He has presided over the cultural meeting a lot of times, and there has been no such thing as today, which can be regarded as a lively event.

"I'm an elder, so naturally I'm first." Qin Shengchang wanted to deal with Liu Li, so he hurriedly said, and also raised the posture of the elders: "I want you to know that the elders need to be respected." ”

Liu Li glanced at him with slanted eyes, and said: "There is a way that 'the master is the teacher', how many times have you been inferior to me, how do you still think of yourself as an elder?" I'm the elder! ”

This is simply a naked slap in the face, which does not give Qin Shengchang face at all, and pokes him in the sore spot.

"You ......" As soon as he thought of losing face a few times, Qin Shengchang had the urge to run wild.

Li Mi was about to intervene, but Liu Li took the lead and said: "I've always promoted the last to learn, so I won't fight with you, you go first." "It's as if he's very generous.

Late learners? Although Qin Shengchang has repeatedly failed in the imperial examination, he is also a waiter in the Ministry of Rites, a high-ranking official in the court, and he is much older than Liu Li, you should respect it, why is it so bad?

It's really the tip of the needle, and everyone thinks that this time is the right time, this kind of excitement is not so easy to encounter.

The red flick glanced at Liu Li, thinking that this guy was too shameless, and his skin was too thick, so he actually took advantage of Qin Shengchang. However, I like it if it is well occupied. Hongfu, who was in a good mood, rewarded Liu Li with a big smile.

Li Mi couldn't help but shake his head, glanced at Liu Li, and secretly wondered if this person had any talent to learn, at least this mouth was very sharp, and it was difficult for someone to be his opponent.

Li Jing nodded in appreciation. Liu Li's words are too rude, for Li Jing, who is a gentleman, such a disrespectful thing for the elders could not be done. But who told Qin Shengchang to step on the red whisk? People have reverse scales, and Li Jing is no exception, the red whisk is his reverse scale, and I wish Qin Shengchang was unlucky.

Qin Shengchang's nose was almost crooked, he took a breath, forced himself to calm down, and said: "In the past, I traveled to a mountain and saw two monkeys sawing trees for their masters, so I had Shanglian: In the mountains where two apes cut wood, this monkey will also saw. ”

Squinted at Liu Li, looking very relieved.

Although this world is similar to China on Earth, there are also differences, and it is a different place to practice. In addition, the animals of this world are full of spirituality, and after catching them, with a little training, they can help their owners do things. For example, it is not uncommon for monkeys to see trees, to plough the land with pigs, and even for old sows to climb trees.

Qin Shengchang is scolding Liu Li, you are just a monkey jumping in circles, and you are not worthy of a sentence in front of me.

With a smile on everyone's faces, their eyes focused on Liu Li, Qin Shengchang began to fight back, or was he so merciless, scolding Liu Li as a monkey, I don't know if Liu Li can fight back? If so, how?

Li Jing, Hongfu and Li Mi were also staring at Liu Li, wanting to understand.

"When a horse is stuck in the mud, how can this beast get its hooves?" Liu Li pondered for a moment and blurted out.

Qin Shengchang scolded Liu Li for being a monkey, and Liu Li scolded him for being a brute, this counterattack was really sharp enough.

"Huh." Everyone laughed, only to feel that these two people are really half a catty, they are not fuel-efficient lamps, you scold me, I must scold back.

Li Mi and Li Jing shook their heads slightly, this is insulting.

Literati can also scold people, they will scold very elegantly, and they will scold people without dirty words. It's really rare to see monkeys and beasts scolding like the two of them.

Hongfu pursed her lips, forced a smile, and looked at Liu Li in white, thinking that this guy was too uncivilized.

"I'm laughing and scolding." Liu Li's face was long, and he boasted.

"Laughing and scolding are all articles? Good! Li Mi tasted it carefully and praised it loudly.

"You don't have to be elegant to make a fuss, you can laugh and scold, okay!" Li Jing praised it.

"Well said." The people who participated in the meeting applauded loudly and agreed with Liu Li's statement.

A pair of pretty eyes lit up with a red brush, and he tasted it carefully: "Laughing and scolding are all articles." He nodded his head in appreciation.

"Hmph." did not step on Liu Li, and gave Liu Li a chance to boast, Qin Shengchang only felt unhappy.

"This couplet is Lord Qin first, and the next couplet should be Gongzi Liu. Liu Gongzi, please. "As the host, Li Mi naturally has to fulfill his responsibilities.

Everyone's eyes are focused on Liu Li, Qin Shengchang scolded Liu Li, according to Liu Li's character, he will definitely fight back, and there will be a good show next.

The development of things was far from what they imagined, and they saw Liu Li staring at Qin Shengchang vigorously and not speaking for a long time.

"Liu Gongzi, what's wrong with you? Hurry up and get the question out. "Some people were anxious and began to urge.

"That's it, don't miss the time, hurry." Who doesn't want to see this kind of excitement?

Li Mi, Li Jing and Hongfu don't know why, take a look at Liu Li, and then look at Qin Shengchang, it's nothing, what is Liu Li doing?

"What do you see?" Qin Shengchang was also confused.

"Lord Qin, I just found out that you are actually quite good-looking." Liu Li looked like he had discovered a diorama.

"If you know, it's good." Qin Shengchang raised his neck proudly and said, "Compared to your dignity, I am Pan An Song Yu." ”

Qin Shengchang has a big bald scoop with a left eye, which is unsightly, but compared to Liu Lilai, he can really be regarded as a beautiful man, and he really has the ability to be proud.

"Huh." Everyone looked at Liu Li's respectful face in their eyes and laughed in unison.

Li Mi, Hongfu and Li Jing couldn't help it, pursed their lips and forced a smile, they were about to hold back their internal injuries.

"Lord Qin, your family's candle fire money must not be much, right?" Liu Li's guy started scolding again.

Qin Shengchang has a big bald scoop, which is comparable to a 100-watt light bulb, Liu Li's words are too damaging, and he pokes at his shortcomings.

"Poof! Poof! Everyone couldn't help it, they laughed out loud, all of them looked weird, looking at Liu Li, thinking that this guy was too bad, and he didn't give Qin Shengchang face at all, how could it be so damaging.

Li Mi and Li Jing, who are very cultured, couldn't help it and laughed out loud.

"Wang! Woof! Woof! The big white dog thought it was fun, wagged its tail and barked, adding to the chaos.

"Lord Qin, have you seen it, the White Tiger approves of it." Liu Li pointed at the big white dog and teased.

"Haha! Ha ha! Everyone was laughing forward and backwards, and even the red whisk was covering his mouth and laughing.

"You, you...... Hugh has to look at him left and right. Qin Shengchang really couldn't stand it, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he couldn't wait to tear Liu Li apart, and shouted: "Shameless boy, I want you to talk to each other, not to mess around." ”

"Call you stupid, you don't believe it, and now you find out, right? I'm telling you, I've got the question out. Liu Li raised his chin proudly and counted Qin Shengchang.

"You're out? Fart! Qin Shengchang was a little dizzy, obviously he didn't come up with the question, why did he come out again?

Not only did he be blinded, but everyone was blindfolded, and everyone was puzzled.

"Liu Gongzi, you didn't have a problem."

"Liu Gongzi, what's your topic?"

Everyone asked.

"I've been out. Well, I'll tell you again: the incense burner sweeps away the mortal heart a little. That's my uplink. "Liu Li looks like a good gentleman.

The incense burner is swept away from the heart a little, what is this word? Many people were puzzled and frowned and thought about it.

This can be regarded as a couplet, but what does this have to do with Qin Shengchang? Liu Li has been staring at Qin Shengchang, this Shanglian should be related to Qin Shengchang, why didn't he see it?

Li Micai, a person with quick thinking, understood after a slight contemplation, glanced at Qin Shengchang, and forced a smile. Looking at Liu Li again, he rolled his eyes, this guy was too ruthless, and he scolded Qin Shengchang like this.

Li Jing's talent is also extraordinary, and he quickly understood, looking at Qin Shengchang, he shook his head and regretted. Are you worried about Qin Shengchang, you know, will you be angry and hurt internally?

Hongfu quickly thought of the answer, pursed her lips, forced a smile, and gave Liu Li a big encouraging look.

Qin Shengchang furrowed his brows, thinking about it, he just couldn't understand, what did this couplet have to do with him?

"Lord Qin, it's time for you to couple, hurry up." Liu Li urged.

"yes." Although Liu Li's upper link is a little unclear, it is a problem, it is time for Qin Shengchang to deal with the lower link, and see how he is right, everyone has such a mind and urges.

Qin Shengchang is really difficult to do, I don't know the meaning of Liu Li's couplet, how is it right? He thought about it, but there was no downlink.

"You're right, aren't you? If you don't say anything, I'll spare you. Liu Li shouted proudly, and said with a gun and a stick: "I knew that you were a late learner, what kind of talent is you here." ”

"Who says I'm not right?" Of course, Qin Shengchang couldn't admit defeat.

"You're right, then. You're not going to put it off until tomorrow, are you? With your little talent, even if you delay until next year, it's useless. "Liu Li doesn't know what to do, what he will do is to beat the water dogs.

Dragged until tomorrow, Xiaocai, it was Qin Shengchang's words to belittle Liu Li, and he was returned by Liu Li, which really made him embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to get into it in an orderly manner.

Li Mi saw that Qin Shengchang couldn't come out, and the cold sweat on his forehead was proof, and said, "Liu Gongzi, what should I do with the next link?" ”

If Liu Li comes out, Qin Shengchang will lose, he is very reluctant, but he can't come out himself, what can he do?

"The next link is: the incense by the hearth must be firmly tied to the stagecoach." Liu Li blurted out.

"That's right, it's neat, but I don't know what it means?" Some people don't understand what these two couplets mean.

"Dare to ask Liu Gongzi to dismantle." If you don't understand, you have to ask for advice, and someone wants Liu Li to explain.

"The incense burner sweeps away the hearts of mortals a little, which is a 'bald' word. The incense by the hearth must be tied to the stagecoach, which is the word 'donkey'. Liu Li rarely showed the side of a good person, responding to requests and dismantling for everyone.

"Bald donkey?" Everyone took a look at Qin Shengchang's big bald scoop and suddenly realized.

"Haha!" The word bald donkey and Qin Shengchang's big bald scoop are really right, and everyone burst into laughter.