Qin Shengchang's face was blue, his face was distorted, he looked at the red whisk, he couldn't stop grinding his teeth, and he couldn't wait to eat the red whisk alive. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qin Shengchang's appearance is very unsightly, not to mention a big bald head, his left eye is squinting, and his eyeballs are gray, which makes people uncomfortable to look at, although it is not as exaggerated as Liu Li, it is also unpleasant.

This is the pain in Qin Shengchang's heart, Hongfu openly ridiculed in front of so many people, can he feel better? Can he not be angry?

Not to mention, the couplets of the red breeze are not only ridiculing Qin Shengchang's physical defects, but also satirizing him for being uneducated, illiterate, and daring to seek fame.

How did Qin Shengchang, the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, become a waiter? It was not by his knowledge and talent, but by patting Yang Su's sycophants. He had participated in the imperial examination several times, but his name was not Sun Shan. For the sake of the future, I had to pat Yang Su's sycophants and be Yang Su's minions.

The Red Whisk couplet satirized both his physical defects and his improper official position, which were his biggest shortcomings, and he was almost so angry that he vomited blood.

"I really didn't expect that the red whisk is also a sharp mouth, worthy of being a strange woman." Liu Li praised in his heart.

The red whisk couplet is not just a sarcasm, it is also a knife that kills people without seeing blood, don't you see that Qin Shengchang's face is about to drip blood?

Just when Qin Shengchang was so uncomfortable, Liu Li poured salt on his wound and laughed loudly, not caring about Qin Shengchang's face at all.

Listening to this laughter in his ears, Qin Shengchang only felt that this was the most ugly laugh he had ever heard in his life, it was so harsh that it made his heart twitch, his eyes were red, and he glared at Liu Li and shouted: "Ignorant child, what are you laughing at?" ”

"Huh." Liu Li didn't take Qin Shengchang in his eyes at all, and said with a look of surprise on his face: "Lord Qin, it's you who I'm laughing at, you don't know, right?" ”

That's too straightforward, right? If you talk like this, it's better to stab Qin Shengchang with a knife.

"You ......" Qin Shengchang was so angry that he couldn't speak, pointing at Liu Li, he could only gasp for breath.

"Lord Qin, you are really a person, you can only ridicule others, not others?" Li Jing shook his head, with a look of pity on his face, and said, "Miss Zhang didn't recruit you to provoke you, what did you do to ridicule her?" ”

Li Jing is a fanatical pursuer of the Red Whisk, so he naturally wants to defend the Red Whisk.

"You asked for it!" Liu Li was not polite to Qin Shengchang and poked him in the sore spot.

Although everyone couldn't speak openly for Liu Li, they secretly agreed, if Qin Shengchang didn't want to step on the red whisk to find a sense of superiority, there would be no red whisk to fight back, there would be no such thing.

If you are only allowed to step on others, you can't let others step on you? What kind of truth is this?

Liu Li and Li Jing were very popular, and they won her favor, and smiled sweetly at Liu Li and Li Jing.

Li Jing saw it in his eyes, and felt that this was the most wonderful smile in the world, and his face was full of joy. Red Whisk has always been lukewarm to Li Jing, and she doesn't know if Li Jing has a status in her mind, which has always worried Li Jing, and now that Red Whisk finally smiled at him, Li Jing really wanted to sing loudly.

"Lord Qin, the literary union is a joke, you don't have to take it to heart." Li Mi didn't want to make the atmosphere too bad, in that case, he, the host of the literary conference, would not look good on his face, so he spoke out at the right time to persuade Qin Shengchang.

Although this is suspected of pulling the shelf, it is also reasonable. Since ancient times, the struggle between literati has mostly been carried out in poetic couplets, which not only trample on people, but also show their extraordinary talents, which are often praised.

It's not impossible for Qin Shengchang to step on the red whisk, but he didn't step on it and didn't say anything, and he was counterattacked by the red whisk, which made him lose his words. If you meet a talented person, you will continue to step on the red whisk until you can no longer fight back. If that's the case, it's a good story.

"I remember Mr. Xie Xuandi's teachings." Qin Shengchang didn't want to, but he didn't dare not give Li Mi face, so he had to hold back his anger and bury this matter in his heart.

However, Liu Li didn't intend to let him go, and decided to beat the water dog, saying: "I also have a couplet, which is for Lord Qin, Lord Qin, you listen well." ”

When they heard this, they fell down in unison. Literati have always been very obscure in scolding, and you have to think for yourself, how can Liu Li tell others the truth with such an open fire.

"Ignorant child, you dare to speak wildly, you don't know how thick the sky is." Qin Shengchang's anger, which had just calmed down, suddenly jumped up again, his eyes rolled, and he was full of anger.

Li Jing was still angry with Qin Shengchang, and looked at Liu Li expectantly. Look at his appearance, as if he can't replace Liu Li, but unfortunately, he has already done it.

Red Whisk was very unhappy with Qin Shengchang, Liu Li wanted to deal with Qin Shengchang, Red Whisk praised it, and a pair of good-looking eyes were full of wonderful little stars, staring at Liu Li.

"Ahem! Cough! Cough! Liu Li didn't immediately couplet, but kept clearing his throat, as if his throat was about to smoke. Coughing lightly is not counted, but also picking up the tea cup and tasting the tea slowly.

Everyone was looking forward to it, but when they saw him doing this, they were disappointed.

"Liu Gongzi, hurry up, we'll all wait."

"Liu Gongzi, you won't wait until the flowers are gone, right?"

The crowd couldn't bear it anymore and urged.

"Ignorant child, you don't want to delay time, if you can't do it, you can't do it, even if you delay it until tomorrow." Qin Shengchang was proud, and raised his chin at Liu Li, full of provocation.

"What are you anxious about? Dry goods are always at the end. "Liu Li is very shameless and boasts.

Everyone is down, is there such a boring person?

Qin Shengchang snorted coldly, and no longer ignored Liu Li, with this guy's shamelessness, the more you bird him, the more energetic he is, or ignore it.

"Lord Qin, you listen well: the hook is old, the hook is the test, the old test is the child, and the child is old. One person is big, two people are the sky, the sky is great, and the favor is greater than the sky. Seeing that Qin Shengchang no longer paid attention to him, there was no need to pretend anymore, Liu Li shook his fat head, and the fat on his face was wavy.

"Good connection! Good union! Li Jing was the first to praise that this kind of thing to deal with Qin Shengchang must be strongly supported.

"The hook is old, the hook is the test, the old test is the child, and the child is old. One person is big, two people are the sky, the sky is great, and the favor is greater than the sky. It's a good connection! "Hongfu is also appreciating loudly, a pair of eyes are full of little stars, although Liu Li is ugly and a scumbag, but at this time, Hongfu is more and more cute.

"Although the ignorant child is a little talented, this coupling is okay, what does this have to do with me?" Qin Shengchang raised his eyebrows and sneered.

This is a good couplet, of course Qin Shengchang will not admit this, and he will be degraded to "Xiaocai".

What's more, Liu Li said that this couplet was related to Qin Shengchang, but Qin Shengchang didn't figure it out, what does this have to do with him?

"Poof." Li Mi glanced at Qin Shengchang and almost laughed, but fortunately he reacted quickly and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand, so he didn't laugh out loud.

Many people here don't understand that this couplet is a good work, but it has nothing to do with Qin Shengchang, and they all look like they don't know why.

Of course, there are also people who understand that with a strange face, staring at Qin Shengchang, and slowly shaking his head, this Qin Shengchang's reaction is too slow, this is a couplet that lifts his old bottom.

"What do you mean?" Qin Shengchang was very puzzled when he saw the strange appearance of a person beside him.

"Lord Qin......" This person really couldn't stand it, so he had to remind him and muttered softly in Qin Shengchang's ear.

"What? Lift my old bottom? ridiculed me for failing the imperial examination...... "Qin Shengchang didn't understand it at first, and said it out loud, but then he finally understood, and he didn't dare to shout anymore.

"You, you...... I'm mad too! Qin Shengchang's eyes almost fell out, and he pointed at Liu Li, panting.

"The hook is old, the hook is the test, the old test is the child, and the child is old", this is ridiculing Qin Shengchang for not being successful in science and falling to Sun Shan. After Emperor Wen of Sui unified the world, in order to select talents, he broke the restrictions of the "Nine Grades Zhongzheng System", implemented the imperial examination, and recruited talents from all over the world.

It was under such circumstances that Qin Shengchang took the imperial examination. It's a pity that he couldn't learn and failed the exams repeatedly.

Later, for the sake of the future, Qin Shengchang took refuge in Yang Su and became Yang Su's henchman, with the help of Yang Su, he became a waiter in the Ministry of Rites, "One person is big, two people are heaven, heaven is a great favor, and human favor is greater than heaven", which is to ridicule Qin Shengchang for owing Yang Su a great favor.

This is the pain in Qin Shengchang's heart again, he was lifted by Liu Li in public, can he not be angry?

What's even better is that Liu Li's couplet and the red whisk's couplet are a link between the previous and the next. Red Whisk ridiculed Qin Shengchang for being illiterate and uneducated; Liu Li ridiculed him as Yang Su's minion, and inherited Yang Sutian's great favor.

"Lord Qin, do you think my union has anything to do with you?" Liu Li, who is angry and doesn't pay for his life, asked at this time, isn't he going to be angry with Qin Shengchang?

Seeing that Qin Shengchang had a tendency to vomit blood again, Li Mi hurriedly intervened and said, "Lord Qin, this article is just a joke, you don't have to take it seriously." Don't take it seriously. ”

Can such a thing be true? Isn't the relationship your old bottom? You don't have a backache when you stand and talk.

Qin Shengchang couldn't wait to smoke Li Mi's ear braces, but he didn't dare to offend him, so he forced a smile and said, "Yes, banter, banter, I'm not angry, not angry, not angry at all." ”

Blood is dripping in my heart, a mouthful of old blood almost spurts out, still not angry?

Liu Li saw it in his eyes, and he only felt very happy, if he was so angry a few more times, he would ensure that Qin Shengchang would be angry and hurt internally.

"Lord Qin is rich in five cars, Liu Gongzi is eight years old, Yu Liang is bright for a while, it is rare to get together, in my opinion, we will not compare this article, just compare the two, whoever wins is the leader." Someone can see that Liu Li and Qin Shengchang are riveted, just let them fight, I see the excitement.

Seeing the excitement is not a big deal, many people immediately echoed: "That's right, I mean it too." ”

"Mr. Xuandi, look at ......" Although the excitement is exciting, it also needs Li Mi's approval.

"The surname Qin, do you dare to accept it?" Before Li Mi could speak, Liu Li provoked: "If you don't have the guts, when I don't say it." ”

Such a good opportunity to deal with Qin Shengchang, how could he miss it? Not to mention, you can also win the top spot, which is a double win, so why not?

The waiter of the dignified ceremonial department was actually looked down upon by Liu Li, a stinky boy who had not dried up, so it was okay, Qin Shengchang rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you dare?" Mr. Xuan, please be fulfilled. ”

"Okay." Although Li Mi was unwilling, he couldn't hold back the enthusiasm of the two, and said, "However, I have the final say on whether it is the leader or not." If you want to be the leader, you have to be amazing. ”

As the host of the literary meeting, if you let the leader fall on the head of a talentless person, you will be too sorry for Yang Su, and you will be even more embarrassed.