When the time came to the end of August of the thirteenth year of Wanli, Guan Kunyu, who had been deeply aware of the importance of having a good relationship with his wife through the real touch on his buttocks, decided to do something to change this unfavorable situation of friend and foe, and find a weapon for himself that could fight against a powerful enemy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Fortunately, he had knowledge beyond his time and found it.

"Dumb, dumb, why are you staring at the basin again? Hurry, hurry up, your sister-in-law and they will come back to save their relatives and go out to meet their mother. ”

Guan Kunyu sighed, rubbed his facial muscles that were a little stiff because of the cute practice, got up and patted the soil on his buttocks, and glanced at his mother melancholy.

"Mother, can you stop me from being stupid? It's really not good! ”

The stupid mother raised her hand and gave Guan Kunyu a brain meltdown.

"You know that you are in a daze all day long, can you still be wronged if you are stunned?"

Guan Kunyu rubbed his head painfully and said dissatisfiedly:

"It's okay for people to call children stupid, but why do you call them that?"

"Hehe, you are my son, everyone can call it, why is it so bad for my mother, what is the reason? Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and go out with your mother, don't let your sister-in-law wait for you. ”

As he spoke, he grabbed Guan Kunyu's arm and dragged it out.

"Mother, don't drag it, if you drag it again, it will break, I'll go by myself, can I walk by myself!?"

……

Only Guan Kunyu himself knew what was going on in the iQue attic, but in the eyes of outsiders, he was just sitting there in a daze, and it was useless to correct it no matter how his family corrected it.

Fortunately, he was just a little stunned, a little stubborn, but his intelligence did not show any problems, which also made the Guan family breathe a sigh of relief, just as Guan Kunyu was stupid and stupid, anyway, he was a military household, as long as he had the strength to be stupid, it was nothing.

For this title at the beginning, the stupid mother refused, but who let their children not be angry, and they couldn't find any reason to refute it, and they couldn't say that my baby was not in a daze but deep......

I got used to it after screaming and screaming too much, and in the end, the stupid girl who had completely surrendered even simply switched to the enemy camp, and it was also a stupid scream.

As for Guan Kunyu's unremitting protests again and again, it is naturally useless.

……

followed the stupid lady to the hall, and a woman in her twenties greeted her, squatted down and stroked Guan Kunyu's head.

"This is Kun Yu, she looks really like your mother, white and tender like a porcelain doll, so beautiful! Fortunately, I didn't follow my third brother, the five big and the three coarse, and I knew how to practice martial arts with my head. ”

Guan Kunyu nodded obediently, and looked at the stupid mother gratefully, for which he was also quite grateful to the stupid mother.

Silly Niang is a typical southern woman, with average appearance, but she is better than her delicate body and good skin. As for Guan Kunyu's father, he was obviously born at the mouth of the Yangtze River, and his uncle and second uncle were also born with the appearance of ordinary people, but he is a fierce and flying character, and I heard the elders say that he looks exactly like Guan Kunyu's grandfather.

According to Guan Kunyu's speculation, this should be an intergenerational genetic atavism.

Guan Kunyu was a little stronger, but the fierce face was ...... Forget it, I can't get along with Shuai at all, and it's a horror when I laugh, as if I can swallow a horse with my mouth open.

Fortunately, I didn't follow him, fortunately.

"My mother is the most beautiful! Dad's mouth is scary! ”

Guan Kunyu kissed the stupid lady who had just squatted down, and the stupid lady was so beautiful that she was intoxicated, and she hugged Guan Kunyu in her arms and rubbed his cheeks fiercely.

"Our family was the best! It's a blessing not to follow your father's wooden man! ”

The stupid father standing on the side had a grudge on his face, you praise people, why do you want everyone to bring yourself? I'll just stand quietly, who is it to provoke!?

"It's a military household, what's wrong with being strong." Dumb Dad muttered depressedly.

Naturally, no one around him paid attention to him.

The sister-in-law took Guan Kunyu's face out of the arms of the stupid mother, and asked with a serious face:

"Derpy, my sister-in-law asked you, is my sister-in-law pretty?"

"Beautiful!"

"Then you say, which is more beautiful, sister-in-law or your mother?"

Guan Kunyu rolled her eyes covertly, this question has been asked by you women for thousands of years since ancient times, isn't it annoying? Do you know what the answer is?

Guan Kunyu squinted at the candied snacks on the table, and tried to stare at the special training he had spent three years on, every trace was almost perfect, and the cute eyes of the monster Shrek in boots, answered sweetly and crunchyly:

"My sister-in-law is as beautiful as my mother!"

"Little slippery!" X2

The stupid mother and sister-in-law gave Guan Kunyu a brain meltdown, Guan Kunyu took the opportunity to cover her head, squeezed her eyes, and actually felt that she was about to cry in a foggy fog.

At this time, Guan Kunyu felt that he had really entered the wrong profession by not applying for the acting examination back then.

The sister-in-law was dizzy by Guan Kunyu's cute faces one after another, picked up Guan Kunyu's little face and "chirped" is a bite, got up and grabbed a handful of candied fruits from the table and stuffed them into Guan Kunyu's little hands.

"Don't cry, sister-in-law is not good, sister-in-law shouldn't knock you, you hurry up and taste it, this candied fruit was specially brought to you by sister-in-law, but it's sweet."

Loot in hand!

Guan Kunyu smiled proudly in his heart, thinking that I practiced hard to sell cute skills, so I could dodge and fight from time to time, and deceive such three melons and two dates to fight and sacrifice teeth or something, is it easy for me to be a child!?

I want to have N meals a day back then, except for milk, although it is pure natural and pollution-free, but the mouth is really going to fade out of the bird! In these years, even if the Guan family is well-off, they can't afford chicken, duck, fish, meat, candy and dim sum every day, the resources are too few and not enough, how can you eat more than one or two bites of cuteness!?

Fortunately, the people of the Ming Dynasty are shallow, no electricity, no network, no newspapers, from the upper (beep) sea to the south (beep) Beijing to run a trip even if it is far away, there is no concept of selling cute, he Guan Kunyu is learning "Introduction to Performance" in his mind while practicing against the basin, this selling technology is not to say perfect, and he has not run alone!

When the candied fruit arrived, Guan Kunyu was about to stuff a taste of sister-in-law's candied fruit into his mouth, when he saw his two brothers on the left, and a Zhengtai and a Lori brought by the sister-in-law on the right, both groups of people stared at the candied fruit in their hands and drooled, and the little Lori unconsciously put her fingers into her mouth and sucked it.

Looking at the candied fruit in his hand, and then at the two groups of people, Guan Kunyu had to sigh in his heart - we were also people who came here in our previous life, but we have only been weak for a few years, what is the matter of grabbing things with a bunch of slugs hundreds of years ago?

swallowed the saliva that was not angry, broke out of the arms of the stupid mother, and continued to walk in front of the two children of the sister-in-law's family with a cute face.

"Cousin and cousin are guests, and guests eat first."

As he spoke, one stuffed a candied fruit.

Then Guan Kunyu came to his two brothers again.

"The two elder brothers are older than me, and the two elder brothers also eat first."

Two more candied fruits went out, and the candied fruits in Guan Kunyu's hand were already empty.

As soon as the candied fruit arrived, Guan Kunji of the long room stuffed it into his mouth with lightning speed, and ate it cleanly in three or two bites, and the little fat man boldly stretched out his sticky hand and patted Guan Kunyu's shoulder.

"It's still Kunyu's younger brother who is interesting enough, and when my brother has something delicious, I will definitely not forget you."

Guan Kunru in the second room looked at the candied fruit in his hand, and then looked at the emptiness in Guan Kunyu's hand, hesitated for a moment, and finally broke the candied fruit into two halves and put it back in Guan Kunyu's hand.

"Brother, let's eat together."

Guan Kunyu's "moved" eyes were starry, nodded, stuffed half of the candied fruit into his mouth, and thought to himself: The child can be taught, I am optimistic about you in the New Year.

Feeling the sweetness coming from his mouth, Guan Kunyu commented in a voice that only he could hear: "There is a bit of sugar in it, and I am tired, but it is still more delicious than the old Li family in the neighboring village." ”

Just when the two of them were tasting the candied fruit, they suddenly heard a faint voice from a distance of one or two meters beside them.

"They are all sensible and good boys."