"What should I draw?" Guan Kunyu thought about it, and finally decided to use the well in front of him to practice his pen first. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

With just three or two strokes, the outline of a well came out, followed by a bluestone path, a small tree, a courtyard wall, and soon, the appearance of the courtyard of the Guan family appeared on the wooden board. Of course, the outline on the board is only a rough outline, and it needs to be added to the details to be considered a real painting, and the style of painting is quite rough because of the charcoal pen of the burning stick.

Anyone who has ever drawn a charcoal sketch knows that there is a tradition of charcoal sketching, which is to use bread as an eraser.

It's the Ming Dynasty right now, and naturally there is no modern professional eraser to use, but there is also no Western bread, what can we do? The solution is very simple - steamed buns, almost all the sketch lovers in the previous life **** are like this, as long as you master the degree of dryness and wetness, the effect is no worse than bread, the key is cheap.

In fact, just bread and steamed buns can't perfectly wipe off the traces of charcoal, they are more used to adjust the layering of carbon marks.

Guan Kunyu sneaked into the kitchen, and came out with a steamed bun like a thief, the Guan family has always been diligent and thrifty, if he is found to use the steamed bun to rub the wooden board, he will definitely be hung up and beaten.

In order to hide people's eyes, Guan Kunyu carefully hid the steamed bun in his arms, tore off a small piece every time he used it, and threw it directly into the small pit dug under his feet after rubbing, ready to cover up the corpse with his feet at any time.

However, Guan Kunyu is not a seedling who practices martial arts after all, and he can't see and listen to all directions, but he has a mother who is a martial arts expert......

Guan Kunyu concentrated on wiping the charcoal well on the wooden board with the steamed bun block in his hand, and his technique became more and more skillful, and the originally dark lines gradually became layered and three-dimensional.

"The left side needs to be rubbed two more times, gently, gently, gently......"

threw the blackened steamed bun dregs into the pit, touched a new replacement from his arms, and carefully wiped the wooden board with his fleshy little hands.

"It must be light, it must be light......"

"Off! Female! Yu! ”

Guan Kunyu's hands shook in fright, and a well that was originally good was divided into two by a thick black ink line.

The sweet voice like a yellow warbler that just rang in the ears, and the tone like singing in a low tone, as if it had magnetism, easily grabbed Guan Kunyu's heart, and grasped it tightly, almost breathless......

The rusty machine turned her neck like a machine, and she saw that her mother's healthy wheat-colored face had been attached to her less than ten centimeters away, her long eyelashes narrowed into a crescent moon set off a warm smile, and her slender jade hands gently stroked her baby's hair, and the brilliance of motherhood flowed around her like substance.

It's a terrifying sight like nine hells!

Guan Kunyu's whole body was soaked in cold sweat, and the two tremors almost wanted to escape, just like a poor little rabbit who was oppressed by Long Wei.

It's a pity that his small body can't outrun his mother's long legs anyway.

"Hehe, Xiao Kunyu, you drew well, my mother is very happy! However, can you tell your mother what is going on with the steamed bun in your hand? ”

Guan Kunyu swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and said tremblingly: "Mother...... I was wrong...... Willing to gamble...... Oh no, a willingness to repent......"

Guan Kunyu is not a person who can't afford to lose, since his ability to destroy corpses and destroying traces has been caught by others, then he can't complain about others, and he can't complain about the society (beep) meeting, he only wants one thing now.

"Mother, be merciful!"

Kun Yuniang smiled like a virgin, and agreed: "That's natural, who made you my son, if you break my mother, it will be very distressing." ”

Guan Kunyu seemed to raise his head when he cried - the unpolluted sky of the Ming Dynasty was really blue.

"Smack!" "Ahh

"Smack!" "Ahh

"Smack!" "Ahh

……

Guan Kunyu's screams attracted the kind-hearted aunt, and as soon as she saw the little fart with a flowering buttocks, she immediately rushed up and grabbed Kun Yu's hand.

Guan Kunyu, who was moved, snorted and cried, aunt, you are really closer than my mother! In the future, I will never cheat your family Kunji's New Year's money, at most I will borrow it first when I have it, well, yes, it is to borrow!

"Kun Yu is a child after all, he knows what to do! You're so heavy, what if something goes wrong!? ”

Kun Yuniang pointed to Guan Kunyu's red monkey ass disapprenantly and said:

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, I don't feel sorry if my child is broken, who is distressed? I used the technique of Lu Jiaxiaofeng's palm, and I was measured! It hurts badly, but it doesn't hurt at all! ”

The eldest aunt's eyes lit up, and she nodded in agreement: "Can it hurt without leaving any injuries!?" That's good, that's good, since you can't get into trouble, you have to let him have a long memory. ”

Guan Kunyu's face changed in an instant, aunt, what about being closer than her mother? I don't take you to be such a fool!

Without the pull of the eldest aunt, Kun Yuniang's slender jade hand could fly happily like raindrops towards Guan Kunyu's bulging buttocks, and Guan Kunyu's ghost cried wolf, crying and grabbing the ground.

Kun Yuniang chatted with her aunt as if showing off.

"Sister-in-law, don't look at this kid crying in pain, but my palm skills are amazing, it won't hurt the flesh and bones, I'll take the ointment and smear it on him at night, and there will be nothing to do when I sleep, and I will drag it out and continue to fight, without delaying it at all."

Guan Kunyu's eyes suddenly darkened.

"What, I'm going to fight tomorrow!?"

The eldest aunt let Kun Yuniang's eyes shine brightly, and she said enviously: "Our Kun Ji is also a leather monkey, why don't you teach me, and I will try it when I go back?" ”

"It stands to reason that the Lu family's Xiaofeng palm is a kung fu that is not passed on, but if the sister-in-law only learns the method of spanking, then it is no problem, sister-in-law, look, I will slow down and demonstrate to you, that's it, and then like this, you have to pay attention, the palm of the hand here has to be waved like this, and then it is like this...... Okay sister-in-law, do you understand? You can also give it a try. ”

"Okay, then I'll try! You see, right? ”

"Smack!" "Ahh

"Oops, slow hands at first, like this."

"Smack!" "Ahh

"Oh, that's it?"

"Smack!" "Ahh

"No, that's right."

"Smack!" "Ahh

"Oh, I see, I'll make roast chicken at night, come and eat it."

"Smack!" "Ahh

"Yo, my sister-in-law's roast chicken is famous in the entire Songjiang Mansion, and our family's foolish goods are blessed at night."

"Smack!" "Ahh

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Although Guan Kunyu cried and shouted to his mother to pray to God and worship the Buddha and swear to the sky, but his mother hadn't smoked Kunyu and his father for a while, and his hands were itchy! It also happened to rain the next day, isn't there an old saying, "If you hit a child on a rainy day, you will be idle if you are idle." In order to help Guan Kunyu establish a correct outlook on life, values, and the worldview since he was a child, in order to let him know how to respect the old and love the young, and cherish food, Kun Yuniang decided to drag it out and beat him up again.

Kun Yuniang's combat power is mighty, and the Howling Wind Palm really lives up to its reputation. After the beating, Guan Kunyu's butt didn't feel any pain the next day, but he was so scared that he didn't dare to touch the drawing board for half a month!

But...... Can this really stop Guan Kunyu's restless heart?

Nature is impossible!

If you don't find something to do for yourself, then you can depict your future life without thinking about it - eating, sleeping, fishing, playing in the mud, fighting in groups...... When the body grows up, he has to help the family work, practice martial arts, and become a big soldier of the Ming Dynasty after he has been trained as an adult...... Then he continued to farm, practice martial arts, pay grain, serve, marry a daughter-in-law, give birth to a baby, eat and wait for death, live one more day to count one day, calculate the time, and when the Manchu Qing Dynasty hit Jiangnan, he was almost in old age.

If he was an old farmer of the Ming Dynasty who had no pursuit, this day would be his life, but for Guan Kunyu, a traverser, this is no different from a sentence.

Obviously, there are a bunch of things in my head, it is more difficult to save the common people, and it is more dangerous to rebel and claim the emperor, but I can earn some silver to improve my life, and if I have nothing to do, I will put on an easel for recreation, this should always be okay, right?

If this doesn't work, then it's better to die early and reincarnate early to try if you can wear it again.

In order to at least make some money and make life better in the future, it is necessary to move modern good things to the Ming Dynasty, and to move these good things, some exploratory experiments are essential.

But that's where the real horror lies!

Guan Kunyu's behavior is completely incomprehensible in the eyes of Kun Yuniang, considering Guan Kunyu's age, these incomprehensible behaviors can be perfectly explained by one reason - the little bear child is fooling around!

How to treat a bear child at home? There are three secret recipes for Kun Yu Niang:

First, beat!

Second, beat hard!

Third, get some sleep and beat it up the next day!

In July of the 11th year of Wanli, Yu stole half a tael of lard from the pot to make soap for his own use. When the incident happened, the mother hung and beat it.

In September of the 11th year of Wanli, Yu has little taste in his mouth, looking for dogwood grinding powder and wrapping fish in a pot, the fish becomes, the father steals food, the stomach is not affected, and the discharge is not endless, and it is not stopped for three days. When the incident happened, the mother hung and beat it.

In December of the eleventh year of Wanli, Yu even got one or two fire (beep) medicines, wanted to make granules, recalled the method in the book to make the eggs clear, so in the poultry house to get four eggs, the next day, the granules fruited. When the incident happened, the mother hung and beat it.

In February of the twelfth year of Wanli, winter went to spring, and the grass grew and the warbler flew...... The mother hangs and beats it.

In June of the twelfth year of Wanli, the scorching sun was on the head, and the heat was unbearable...... The mother hangs and beats it.

In September of the twelfth year of Wanli, Shiwei is in September, and the order belongs to the third autumn...... The mother hangs and beats it.

In November of the twelfth year of Wanli, the winter was cold and people were lazy and had nothing to do...... The mother hangs and beats it.

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Guan Mu can't understand the great meaning behind everything Guan Kunyu has done that is enough to change the world, so the only way to deal with it is to hang it, and in the continuous beating, Guan Kunyu realized a truth - a traverser who can't be independent is not a good traverser! But at the same time, he also understands that if he is a little broken child to mention anything independent, the result is still only the mother hanging.

So it's better to do some theoretical research honestly, and I can't help but feel that Guan Kunyu has been immersed in the attic for longer and longer in his mind, and it is better to read and paint than to hang.

To outsiders, he was in a daze.

Because of this, I don't know when Guan Kunyu has an extra name - dumb.