Act 15 Angry Chen Jiru
Chen Ji's Confucianism is idle, and Guan Kunyu's learning is also idle, so naturally he has a lot of free time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
It also gave him time to tinker with his pearl farming plans. After turning out the pearl farming books in the attic of the library in his mind and reading them carefully, Guan Kunyu was very sure that the river mussels he touched could be cultivated to grow pearls.
However, there are still a number of problems that need to be solved if we want to succeed in farming.
First, the book in Guan Kunyu's hand is not a book dedicated to pearl farming, but a comprehensive popular science book on fish farming, which is relatively general about pearl farming technology, and many cultivation details and precautions are just that, very unspecific.
Second, many of the requirements in this book simply don't meet! For example, water temperature control, such as professional feeding pools, such as nutrients, such as disinfection, etc., N more things did not appear in the Ming Dynasty at all, and you must find a set of soil methods suitable for the Ming Dynasty.
According to Guan Kunyu's estimate, it will take three or four years to find a set of methods that are sufficient, no matter how smooth it is, but fortunately, he started early and had enough time to complete this work.
Guan Kunyu spent three days building a breeding pond in the ditch next to the tun, saying that it was a breeding pond, but in fact it was just a circle with stones and broken nets, and then solemnly announced to the little children in the tun that this place belonged to Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu wanted to raise fish here to play, and no one was allowed to steal it.
Relying on the prestige of the little fat man Guan Kunji, this group of little children naturally did not dare to go wild, and the adults in the camp would not be interested in such a child's "playing" things, so the breeding pond was basically safe.
Then, Guan Kunyu mobilized the masses to go to the ditch to touch the fish a few times, and asked the little children to give him all the mussels they touched, and he exchanged them for fish.
After having more than 20 river mussels, Guan Kunyu planted mussel shell slices for each river mussel according to the method in the book, and fed them in the pond.
"Okay, okay, no, no, anyway, there are more ways to make money, and you don't have to hang yourself on such a tree."
Guan Kunyu's mentality is very good, there is no way, our traversers are confident.
On this day, Chen Jiru overslept again, Guan Kunyu was bored after inspecting the breeding pond, and caught a glimpse of the wooden boards and easels that had been thrown in the corner for a long time.
The first time since rebirth to do an experiment was not caught and beaten by the old lady, Guan Kunyu was in a good mood, and when he was interested, he actually drew a four-grid comic that played fat, and his painting skills were close to the original version of the ONE master.
After Guan Kunyu entered the society, with the increase of life experience, he was more and more able to taste the charm of the master's paintings, and his paintings became more and more "regular". But when he was a child chasing "Transformers" and "Saint Seiya" every day, what really attracted him to painting was when he copied a manga called "Dragon Ball", and his love for comics has not been put down until now.
On the one hand, of course, it is the needs of the work, and it is unimaginable that he does not understand anime as a game character; On the other hand, he is a fanatical fondness for whimsical stories.
To put it bluntly, Guan Kunyu likes to draw very, very much, but at the same time he likes to tell stories very, very much, so he naturally loves comics that can combine the two.
It's a pity,When Guoman was in the ascendant, it was considered a plaything and was banned.,It wasn't until Guan Kunyu crossed over that it combined with the impetus of the Internet to improve slightly.,A few good painters and books were produced.。 (N years ago, I found that "Ten Cold" was good, and recently I watched the Apostle's "A Dog" and laughed, and then I realized that this guy was so popular)
Guan Kunyu's "graffiti" was only half drawn, and Chen Jiru came in sleepy-eyed, obviously just getting up. Lord Sleep glanced at the contents of the plank, and his brow furrowed as a matter of course.
Guan Kunyu doesn't blame him, ONE-level painting skills are not wronged at all when they are said to be graffiti, but if he is also allowed to use painting software to draw comics on the computer, maybe the level is not as good as others.
"Dumb, you've been idle lately."
Guan Kunyu kept silent, it was difficult to answer, if he said that he was not idle, he would definitely be lying, and he didn't need to debunk it. But if he talks directly, with his understanding of Chen Jiru, this guy definitely has a backhand waiting for him!
As a disciple of this teacher, how can you be so idle, are you complaining that the teacher did not teach you, you are still young, and when you grow up, you will be able to understand the hard work of the teacher.
"Painting is born from the heart, you are painting, but you are also painting the heart, and all your leisure is in the painting."
Guan Kunyu nodded, indeed, if he wasn't idle enough to a certain extent, he really wouldn't have painted a four-panel comic of this level.
Chen Jiru walked over and tapped his fingers on the wooden board.
"Planks? Charcoal? You're so good! When did these two things appear in the four treasures of the study? ”
"I won't stop you if you like this charcoal board painting, but what kind of mess are you drawing? Why is it that a wooden board is still separated by a lattice? You're still young, and your painting skills don't know what the teacher knows, but what are these written bubbles on the side of the characters for? What the hell are you drawing!? ”
Guan Kunyu didn't want to explain, but Chen Jiru just stood there staring at you, with a lot of momentum of not telling me to find your mother, there was no way, Guan Kunyu could only sigh, compromise.
"That bubble box is used to fill in the dialogue of the characters, and the content of the four boxes is a short illustrated story when viewed consecutively."
Guan Kunyu didn't explain, but when he explained, Chen Jiru's face was even more ugly.
"You actually use paintings to tell a story!? How dare you tell a story with a painting!? Sven sweeps the floor! ”
Chen Jiru waved his arms angrily, and roared as he walked in the room without grace.
"Since you worship me as a teacher, then what you learn is literati painting, you should be allegorical in the scene, the painting does not have to make a sound, others can know your meaning when they see the painting, artistic conception! Artistic conception! Only with artistic conception is the real painting!
You actually wrote a dialogue for the characters in the painting, this is simply unreasonable, smelly, how can the meaning of the painting be so clearly said!? Where else would there be any artistic conception of painting!?
Vulgar! Tacky! Even those prints in the workshop are more expensive than yours! You're just messing with painting! Bad on the bones of the literati! If I let others know, I, Chen Jiru, would have committed suicide by throwing myself into the river, and I wouldn't have the face to see anyone anyway! ”
Chen Jiru angrily circled around Guan Kunyu twice, and finally grabbed the charcoal and drawing board, kicked the door open and threw it out, and said angrily:
"Guan Kunyu, you remember to me that painting can only be painted by literati, but can be painted with mountains! You can draw water! Draw a tree! But the most important thing is the mood! The rest of the paintings are vulgar things, vulgar and unbearably lowly things, if you dare to touch them, I will break your legs! Don't recognize me as a master! ”
Guan Kunyu looked at Chen Jiru with a confused face, he knew that Chen Jiru's painting style, a word "Ya" can explain the subtlety, such a person must not look down on his graffiti, but he never expected the reaction to be so strong, just like a cat stepping on its tail.
Guan Kunyu felt like he was ordering a cup of draft beer at a street stall at this time, and then Chen Jiru came over and kicked the table, and after kicking, he pointed to his nose and scolded, saying that this draft beer can also be regarded as wine? It's horse pee! In addition to the 82-year-old Lafite, the others are also worthy of wine? We are noble, you dare to drink anything other than 82-year-old Lafite, Lao Tzu broke your legs!
Poetry is art. Li Bai's thing is indeed called art, but there is only one Li Bai, and more people like to do something at the level of limerick poetry to have fun, you can't stop people from talking because of this, right?
What a nervous disorder!
Snatching a thing that is not artistic into art, and then criticizing it for not being artistic from an artistic point of view, this is what Chen Jiru does, and Guan Kunyu's evaluation of this is only two words - hypocrisy!
It's just fun, is it necessary to go online like this!?
The so-called comics are just a combination of pictures and words to tell a story, the key is to tell a story, never intended to consider any artistic conception, if you have to appreciate the standard of "Mona Lisa" to watch "One Piece", then it can only be said that whoever does this is crazy!
The problem is that there is such a neuropathy in front of Guan Kunyu right now...... And at least on the bright side, I have to listen to him.
It's understandable to think about it, after all, Chen Jiru doesn't even look down on the royal painters, thinking that people's paintings are painted by craftsmen, and there is no artistic conception of fart, and what is painted is a piece of Xiang! On the contrary, as long as it is a painting painted by a literati with literati feelings, even if it is a piece of soaring, as long as it is dotted between the beautiful scenery of the mountains and forests...... That's ...... Or Xiang......
Chen Jiru is stubborn, but not to the extent that he is a treasure.
Guan Kunyu has now regretted it, why did he find such an unreliable guy to be a teacher when he was idle!
There is a way that the cannon he made an appointment with tears in his eyes will be finished, and the teacher he found will endure his anger and send him to the end, it's not that Guan Kunyu doesn't want to kick him, he really doesn't dare!
Unlike the professional teachers who were sad in later generations, the teachers of the Ming Dynasty were quite good!
In the future life, when you become a teacher, you have to honestly mess around in front of the leader, pretending to be a grandson in front of the students, that's right, there is no way to coax in front of the leader, and you have to coax in front of your own students! After teaching, you will flash people, don't have any sense of responsibility, otherwise a law on the protection of minors will make you unable to eat and walk around! When you run into a scumbag student, you make the family unhappy, and you will tell the parents lightly, and you will have to smash your job if you make trouble at school; Heavier, even if Lao Tzu stabs you with a knife, what is it, I kill you is a legal act protected by the Law on the Protection of Minors, and if you fight back, it will be a crime, and you will lose your job and enter the class every minute!
It's a pity that there is no law for the protection of minors in the Ming Dynasty, on the contrary, the teacher is the master here, you have to do whatever you want, and the student can be called half a slave of the teacher!
Of course, this kind of welfare is only theoretical, in fact, the key is to look at the status, a poor teacher meets the second generation of wealthy gentry, not to mention let the students wash their feet and pinch their shoulders, and they are afraid that the loud voice will scare others.
But...... The Guan family is not a big official family, and similarly, Chen Jiru is not a poor teacher, although he did not pass the examination in the future, he is a famous person in the Songjiang area, and the people he befriended are all high-ranking officials and dignitaries, and even the errand of "Songjiang Mansion Chronicles" has fallen on his head.
If he offends Chen Jiru, in the future, he will say in front of many dignitaries and dignitaries, "Guan Kunyu is not right-hearted, has no teacher, and is rebellious"...... That's really crying in the corner!