Another day passed, the sister-in-law and Wang Gongzi both said goodbye and left, leaving only one Chen Jiru, who was full of food, slept enough, and finished shopping, and he also knew clearly that even if he was afraid of trouble, he had to show some real skills, otherwise he would inevitably let the Guan family gossip. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, that's what he did.

At the beginning of the day's lesson, he brought a wooden box to Guan Kunyu.

Without Chen Jiru's permission, Guan Kunyu just held the box and guessed what was inside, but he didn't dare to open it and take a look.

"Open it." Chen Jiru said.

The box contains two brushes, one with a reed tube and one with brass as a rod.

Guan Kunyu picked it up and tried it, the reed tube pen didn't know what method to use, it was extremely lightweight, almost no weight could be felt, and the pen tube was as thin as a cicada's wings, giving people a feeling that it would be crushed with a little force.

Brass pens, on the other hand, are unusually heavy, as if the core had been filled with lead. Guan Kunyu weighed the weight, it can be said that he was crazy, holding it in his hand in a trance There is a feeling of grasping the steel lock of the electric car, not to mention writing, but it is difficult to carry it steadily.

Guan Kunyu looked at Chen Jiru suspiciously:

"Master Chen, this is ......"

"In the past few days, I have learned that you are a very intelligent child, and that literacy is not difficult for you. But no matter how much literacy you have, you still have to rely on a pen to write, and if you can't write with a pen, if you can't open your mouth to speak, it makes no difference whether you can read or not.

However, writing and literacy are not the same. Literacy, as long as you are smart, it doesn't take much effort to read all the words. But writing, whether you are smart or not, is indispensable for hard work. I want Wang Xizhi to be talented, but he is also in the pool to learn books, the pool is dark, if you don't work hard to practice, go out with a dog-like handwriting, that is a person who is lost as a teacher! ”

Seeing that Chen Jiru, who had always been giggling and lazy, suddenly made a straight face, Guan Kunyu hurriedly responded respectfully:

"Students should work hard."

Chen Jiru nodded and continued:

"Calligraphy, fingers, wrist strength, and arm strength are indispensable!

Among them, the fingers are required to be soft and rigid, rigid and soft, not soft can not move the pen flexibly, naturally can not write any good words; is not rigid, and he can't hold the pen, and the words he writes are like a sick moan, without any roots.

As for wrist strength, you can write a small block or a pillow wrist in a small block, and the size of the wrist strength does not matter, but if you want to write large characters, you need to hang your wrist, and if your wrist strength is insufficient, you don't need to write any words.

The last is arm strength, in addition to hanging the wrist, sometimes writing also needs to hang the elbow, although it is not used much, but if the arm strength is not good, the arm will be sore if you can't write for a while, and it makes people see a joke.

You have to learn to draw, and drawing is more important than words, so you have to practice more diligently.

In order to let you practice these three well, I asked people to create these two pens a few days ago, and today I just made them, and now I will teach you how to use them, which is the unique skill of our Chen family! If you practice well, no matter what your understanding is, you can't run a good word. ”

Guan Kunyu hurriedly bowed respectfully:

"Students don't spread the word!"

I can't complain about Guan Kunyu's nervousness, the teaching of this so-called unique stunt was extremely solemn in the Ming Dynasty, not to mention that Chen Jiru has already said that this is their family's unique stunt, and now it is a great favor to teach you this foreign surname, regardless of whether this method works or not, he has to admit it, so he can't pay attention to it.

But in fact, Guan Kunyu has a feeling of indifference in his heart, there is no way, in modern times, this so-called "unique stunt" is rotten and almost equated with "deception", plus Chen Jiru usually looks lazy and unorthodox, which makes him really unable to get serious.

So, just make a show.

Fortunately, Chen Jiru didn't care about these false courtesies, and after signaling Guan Kunyu to get up, he began to continue his explanation.

"You're a military household, you should know how to tie sandbags around your limbs to boil your body, right?"

Guan Kunyu nodded, this is a very commonly used method of forging the body, as long as the family background is still acceptable, the nutrition can keep up with the family, it will basically be used.

"This copper pen is like a sandbag, it is to boil the strength of the arm and wrist, right?"

"That's right, this is the sandbag for practicing the pen, if you can use this copper pen freely, the words in the pen can have some strong and powerful charm."

Guan Kunyu asked again: "Then what is the use of this reed pen?" ”

Chen Jiru smiled slightly: "As the teacher just said, calligraphy and painting are one, both pay attention to rigidity and softness, only practice the copper pen is very easy to put down the pen too heavy, too dead, must be resolved with a reed pipe pen as light as a feather." Okay, okay, it's too early to say this, you better use this copper pen freely first. ”

After speaking, Chen Jiru took out a piece of fine linen cloth that had been prepared and spread it on the table, brought a bowl of water, and ordered:

"You use cloth as paper, water as ink, good students practice, just write the words one to ten, when you practice your hands don't tremble, let's continue to practice others."

Brushes and pencils and other hard pens are different, although the words written are more varied and charming, but because the tip of the pen can not form a support point on the paper, the pen is easy to shake, and it takes more practice to control accurately, otherwise it is normal for the words to be crooked. Especially children, due to insufficient arm strength, the control of the pen is extremely poor.

And now, the pen in Guan Kunyu's hand is a very heavy lead-core copper pen, and his arm strength is not as strong as that of an adult.

"It's like an earthworm crawling out."

Chen Jiru sneered, suddenly rolled his eyes, and said:

"You change the reed pen and try again."

Guan Kunyu did not doubt him, and obeyed the teacher's instructions to put down the brass pen and go to get the reed pen, but this time it was miserable, the brass pen that had just written half a piece of cloth was already familiar with the strength, and suddenly changed to a light and almost weightless reed pen did not adapt very much, and the strength of the hand was unconsciously bigger, and the result was ......

"Smack!" After a crisp sound, the reed pen in Guan Kunyu's hand became fragments, Guan Kunyu was stunned and crushed his fingers, and the fragments in his hand were directly crushed into sifting powder!

"That's a little too crispy, isn't it, are you made of pancakes!?"

"Smack!"

The ring ruler in Chen Jiru's hand slammed heavily on Guan Kunyu's head.

"It's your problem that you can't put it away freely, what does it have to do with this? Didn't you know that this reed pen is very light and can't stand pinching? I know you're smart, I know you're arrogant, and I know that you've been feeling lazy as a teacher a few days ago! ”

Chen Jiru held his head high, with a look of grief and indignation, and a look of grievance.

"Teach you something for a teacher, there is a reason for being a teacher, even if you only teach you the word 'one', it is also reasonable! It's just that you're too young to comprehend! When you reach the age of becoming a teacher, you will naturally realize the truth! If you feel that you will take everything lightly, then it will be like this! It's one thing to know, but it's another thing to do! Don't look at the little teaching for the teacher, but that is also to help you lay a solid foundation step by step, from shallow to deep, you need to understand the good intentions of the teacher! ”

"Plop!"

Guan Kunyu looked ashamed, fell to his knees, and howled:

"Master, Kun Yu knows it's wrong! In the future, I will definitely obey the teacher's orders, and I dare not have the slightest doubt! ”

Chen Jiru touched his beard with satisfaction and said comfortingly:

"It's commendable to change it when you know your mistakes, Kun Yu, you are a good boy!"

Guan Kunyu, who lowered his head and pretended to be obedient, kept rolling his eyes, just now for a moment he really thought that Chen Jiru asked him to try the reed tube pen for teaching, but now it seems that he is really too naïve!

Chen Jiru's trick must have no problem dealing with ordinary children, but who is Guan Kunyu? Adults who have been reborn can't still hear the point of Chen Jiru's words!?

For Guan Kunyu, who has drunk enough modern chicken soup, Chen Jiru's chicken soup for the soul is obviously insufficient, bland and tasteless, full of loopholes, and far-fetched!

Coupled with Chen Jiru's unpopular acting skills, he endured the laughter of successful tricks while preaching, for fear that others would not know that you were fooling others!

What "teach you something for the teacher has its own reason for being a teacher", what "it's just that you are still too young to understand", it is not an excuse for your lazy behavior before, now, and in the future!

If it were Guan Kunru, a simple-minded boy who had never experienced any sinister things at a young age, I am afraid that he would really be stunned by Chen Jiru's clumsy chicken soup.

But Guan Kunyu is really not afraid!

It's just that since your own teacher is so dedicated to performing, it's not good for you, as a disciple of others, not to cooperate well and be a good cheer.

Chen Jiru was very satisfied with his chicken soup, didn't he see Guan Kunyu lowering his head and crying bitterly?

Well, in fact, Guan Kunyu didn't plan to gnaw on books like the college entrance examination review back then, since Chen Jiru was lazy, he happened to be happy to be idle, anyway, the main purpose of his crying and shouting reading was just so that he didn't have to follow Guan Kunji to be the "second general", in addition to learning from Chen Jiru, he had a lot of other things to do. For a traverser, if he faces things like "Three Character Classic" and "Hundred Family Names" every day, it is torment from dawn to dark.

So, in a harmonious atmosphere, Chen Jiru was mentally satisfied.

This person, once he is mentally satisfied, is easy to relax, and once he is relaxed, he is easy to ...... Hungry......

As soon as the pen was lost, he lazily went to the Taishi chair, and Chen Jiru muttered to himself.

"Today's kitchen tastes sweet in the oil, sweet and fragrant, it must be a steamed duck! It's a pity that the aroma is too strong, and obviously the fire is too urgent; The smell is strong and faint, and the timing of this spice is wrong, I'm afraid I can't boil it through the bones. Alas, this steamed fragrant duck is still good for Tianfu Xianweilou......

Listening to the sound of the cutting board, when it was cutting green onions, I heard my sister-in-law complaining about the price increase of tofu at noon, presumably there must be shallots mixed with tofu correctly! Tsk, I remember that there was very little sesame oil in the dish yesterday, and I think it was used up. No one went out for more than an hour today, and the Lin family oil mill, which sells sesame oil, has to walk back and forth for two and a half hours, alas...... How can you eat shallots mixed with tofu without sesame oil, why am I so bitter these days......"