On the second day, Chen Jiru generously doubled the teaching content and taught two words, "two" and "three". Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

On the third day, Chen Jiru wanted to tease Guan Kunyu and directly asked him to write "four", full of desire to watch Derpy draw four bars, who would have thought that people would silently write out all the upper and lower case of Chinese characters from one to ten!

Chen Jiru's embarrassing ********......

After the embarrassment, Chen Jiru was very curious about how Derpy knew these words, Guan Kunyu just replied lightly: "I'm not really in a daze outside Yixue." ”

Chen Jiru's old face was red, and he didn't wake up under the pretext of a hangover, so he simply stopped teaching words and went to sleep that day!

When the teacher was lazy to go to sleep, Guan Kunyu naturally became idle, just as the sister-in-law's family was going to leave for tomorrow, and today the adults of the Guan family arranged for three children to play with the children of the sister-in-law's family.

The pair of dragons and phoenixes in my sister-in-law's family are all from large families, and they usually live in the courtyard of a deep house, and now they feel fresh when they go to the countryside to play anything. On this day, Guan Kunji, the little fat man of the Changfang family, decided to take a group of friends to touch the fish.

The children in the tun usually go to the small river ditch at the edge of the village to fish, and Guan Kunji, who often touches fish, even made a set of exclusive equipment.

Xiaohegou is the kind that can be seen everywhere in the south of the Yangtze River, the water is very shallow, and the deepest part has just passed the chest of the little fat man Guan Kunji, and older children will not have any problems playing in it, even if they accidentally slip, as long as they are not alone, the person next to them can pull them up.

Guan Kunji and the river where they touched the fish were relatively narrow, and they used exclusive equipment - two wooden poles with broken fishing nets hung up across the river one after the other, and then a few children stood up and pressed the fishing nets to the bottom of the river, so that the enclosed fish had nowhere to escape.

Wait for the net to be erected, the little fat man Guan Kunji waved his hand, pulled the two children of the sister-in-law's family and went down the river, touching the fish is a technical job, the technique is not good, the fish can not be caught under your feet, Guan Kunji They have to come to catch a trip every three or five days, the level is naturally there, but the children of the sister-in-law are different, seeing the children in the tun throwing fish out one by one, they have been fishing in the water for a long time with their two hands but there is nothing, and they can't help but be so anxious that tears roll.

The little fat man Guan Kunji saw that this was not good, he was originally bringing people to play, and finally made him cry What is the matter, so he hurriedly went up to teach the secrets, and asked a group of little followers to help drive the fish to the little brothers and sisters. It didn't take long for the brother and sister, who were quite capable of learning, to catch a small fish each, and finally laughed happily.

A group of children happily touched the fish there, but Guan Kunyu didn't get involved, because he didn't touch the fish after he went into the water, but he touched a river mussel, and then, in the eyes of others, he began to be stunned.

When it was almost time to eat, the fish was almost touched, a group of boys put away the net, and walked home with the fish in a mighty way, each child smiled very brightly, touched so many fish back, a compliment must be indispensable. The two brothers and sisters of the sister-in-law's family smiled even sweeter, and their rich businessman's family naturally didn't care about this fish, but it was rare to have fun.

But if you want to ask a group of children who laughs the most, everyone will point out Guan Kunyu, who is smirking and drooling.

"Brother Kunji, is your Kun Yu okay? Just touched a river mussel, how did you smile like this? ”

A little follower couldn't stand it anymore, so he secretly leaned into Guan Kunji's ear and asked.

Guan Kunji glanced at the dumb who was wiping his saliva beside him, and he was also in his heart: "This ...... I don't know, he's usually in a daze at most, but ...... I've never laughed like that......"

Guan Kunji hesitated, feeling that it was his unshirkable responsibility to take care of his younger brother, this is to really touch the fish to touch the stupidity, and it is strange not to be beaten to death when he goes back, although his father has been trained to be the successor of hundreds of households since he was a child, and his force is not bad, but the real horror is still the pair of three rooms.

Dumb dad, you can put down the cow with your bare hands! Silly mother, you can put down the stupid dad at will! If this pair starts to rush, four hands will dare to demolish the house!

"Kun Yu, are you alright?"

Guan Kunyu turned his face and looked at the little fat man strangely.

"It's okay, what can I do?"

"I see you've been laughing all the way, what's so funny."

"I've laughed all the way? Is it so obvious? ”

A circle of people next to him nodded in unison.

Guan Kunyu rubbed his face in embarrassment, and finally regained his serious expression.

"I'm hungry for your mother's sweet and sour fish, didn't you touch a big one, just to make sweet and sour fish."

"Sweet and sour fish!"

Let Guan Kunyu say this, the little fat man Guan Kunji's saliva also came down, the sweet and sour fish of the eldest aunt is the same as her roast chicken, which is a must!

"Sugar is very expensive, and it's not a festival today, will our grandfather let me do it?"

"Usually I can't do it, but aren't there two talents at home, plus my sister-in-law, they will go back soon, what's wrong with making a sweet and sour fish?"

When the little fat man Guan Kunji thought that this was indeed the case, his saliva immediately stopped.

Meat in the Ming Dynasty is rare, sugar is even more rare, sweet and sour fish, which requires a lot of sugar, is not eaten, but this kind of charred outside and tender inside, sweet and sour dishes are the most popular with children, and I can't complain that the little fat man is so behaved.

Guan Kunyu is also looking forward to the sweet and sour fish, but of course he will not lose his temper for a sweet and sour fish, the real reason is that when he touched the river mussel, he suddenly remembered a time travel novel he had read, in which the protagonist made a fortune by raising pearls!

Just now he consciously sneaked into the library attic to look for it, and really let him find a popular science book on pearl farming technology, if he can really make his cultivation successful, even if he can't be Jinshan Yinshan, it is always okay to eat and drink without worrying.

The breeding technology has not been verified by experiments, so Guan Kunyu plans to touch more river mussels another day and try it himself.

But what really makes Guan Kunyu bothered is not the problem of breeding technology, but how to get through the level of her own stupid mother, if she doesn't handle it well, she thinks that she is fooling around, then let alone making money from cultivating pearls, even her ass will inevitably eat a meal of whistling wind palms.

"I'll have to plan this well when I get back."

When he returned home, the little fat man Guan Kunji yelled that he wanted to eat sweet and sour fish, but the second aunt naturally didn't have this plan, and wanted to beat up something, but he saw the expectant eyes of Xiao Lori and Xiao Zhengtai.

There's no way, then do it, it's a pity that the brown sugar is not enough, what should I do, borrow it from someone else. Brown sugar replenishes blood, and the days of the cantonment are okay, so if there are women in the family, they must prepare some.

After all, I still ate sweet and sour fish at night, but it's a pity that the little fat man who shouted the most powerful was barely able to get together the brown sugar after three walks, and the angry aunt pulled it out to use a fake? Lu Jiaxiaofeng taught him a hard lesson, and of course, this sweet and sour fish also lost his share.