Chapter 39 Women Are Hard to Raise
Looking at the twenty taels of silver in front of the table, Yu Shaobai didn't know what was going on, why did he go to the thatched house and get twenty taels of silver for nothing?
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Yu Shaobai originally thought that he could escape the catastrophe, but he didn't expect to be mentioned, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Okay, if you want to lose the bet, Brother Jing Ming dares to do this, Shaobai should sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman." ”
"Shaobai, why are you saying so miserable, it's just pretending to be a woman."
Wu Zichu smiled, "In the eyes of Brother Jing Ming, this matter is not like going to the execution ground, Shaobai is now sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman, and I am here to toast the two of you with a glass of Zhuangxing wine." ”
"Hahaha~" Everyone laughed, leaving only two bitter gourd faces.
Then everyone continued to carry out the wine order, but Yu Shaobai was already afraid, and did not participate, looking at them Lanxi Qizi wine order, but there was some emotion, at this time, the readers still have the appearance of readers, although they have experienced the Yuan Dynasty, but the Song wind has not disappeared, the sage books they read are very wide, and they can't be described as nerds, just like this wine order, because the mind has not been imprisoned, and the wine order is also divided into hundreds, all of which require literary accumulation to play, like Yu Shaobai, just a wine order stumped him, Maybe Mr. Zhu is right to temporarily suspend the imperial examination, Baguwen is not shallow, and after the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, I am afraid that the derogatory term "scholar" will be equated with the derogatory term nerd.
Time passed little by little, the wedding banquet had ended, the old man of the Zhou family went out to do business and never returned, as the cold brother-in-law of the male protagonist, left the banquet and sent the guests away, and then returned to the front yard.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's getting dark, why don't we go into the house and continue drinking?"
Hearing this, the five sons of Lanxi, who were already drinking, naturally agreed happily, and Yu Shaobai didn't want to leave the table in advance, and followed them towards the backyard.
Suddenly, three figures came in front of them, and everyone stopped, and looked around and bowed: "I've seen my uncle for thousands of miles." ”
The middle-aged man in the middle of the two domestic servants, with a face in his forties, dressed in purple to show nobility, the most striking thing is the two big wrenches on both hands.
"Shi'er, why is there one more person in your Lanxi Seven Sons today." Fu Yang asked softly, his eyes on the handsome young man who walked last.
"This is the third brother of the lady, the first time you came to the Zhou family, you naturally don't know him."
"Oh?" Fu Yang looked up and down, and said with a smile: "You are the little ghost who ate Dongpo meat?" ”
"Dongpo meat?" The seven looked at Yu Shaobai suspiciously, not knowing what they meant.
When Yu Shaobai heard this, he was a little embarrassed, he was still noticed standing at the end, and it was also a kind of helplessness, "The kid was greedy for a while and ate your Dongpo meat, please forgive me." ”
"Hehe~ It's just a plate of Dongpo meat, how can the old man worry about your little doll, it's just that Qingxuan's girl said that you bullied her, I don't know if there is such a thing?"
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai remembered the relationship between them, an uncle and a cousin, could it be that Zhao Qingxuan is his daughter? Doesn't make sense? One surnamed Fu and the other surnamed Zhao.
Zhou Shi saw that Yu Shaobai was stunned, and he knew something about it, and explained: "Uncle, Shaobai didn't bully his cousin, maybe you misunderstood, and the reason is ...... I still need to ask my cousin. ”
"Oh? Is it? Even Wanli said so, could it be that this girl is messing around again? ”
"I really don't dare to assert this Wanli."
"Well, I won't delay you, go quickly."
Fu Yang left, and the eight people came to the Accord, and the six people continued to drink the order, while Yu Shaobai and Li Jingming drank tea on the side.
In the end, the six of them were drunk, Zhou Shi left them at home for the night, and Yu Shaobai also stayed in the guest room of the Zhou family's courtyard. "Uncle, this is the room that the young master arranged for you."
Watching the housekeeper leave, Yu Shaobai pushed the door in, feeling tired, so he lay on the bed and fell asleep.
"Click~"
The door was pried open, and the three figures walked into the room with their legs raised, tiptoeing to the bedside.
Yu Shaobai, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly woke up and saw the two servants in front of him pressing his shoulders, "Zhao Qingxuan!" You're crazy! ”
Zhao Qingxuan laughed softly: "You guy who doesn't know what to do, make Miss Ben ugly during the day, do you think I will give up?" ”
"Is that the so-called lady show like this? I've also gained a lot of knowledge, what are you going to do! ”
Zhao Qingxuan turned around and left, leaving only an understatement. "Strip his clothes for me and tie them to the locust tree at the entrance of the vegetable market."
When Yu Shaobai heard this, he immediately panicked, don't be so ruthless, right? Vegetable market entrance? By tomorrow morning, I'll be really famous.
But what can he do, he can't beat it, he was tied up by those two domestic servants, and his mouth was blocked. Packed in a sack, and then there were endless bumps. When he got out of the sack, it was no longer the Zhou family's compound, but in front of him, it was the locust tree.
"Hmm~Hmm~"
The only sound he can make now is this, watching himself become a ****, although there is still one left, the only fig leaf blocking his little brother, and then he was tied to a tree.
The two housemaids walked away talking and laughing, Yu Shaobai looked at the street where no one was visible, the whole person had collapsed, this woman was really hateful.
Fortunately, it's April now, and it's not very cold to **** the body, but this feeling is really uncomfortable, and I can't sleep, for fear that when I wake up the next day, I will be surrounded by the crowd.
"Hmph~Hmph~Hmph......"
Suddenly, there was a humming sound from the street not far away, Yu Shaobai turned his head to look, only to see a figure staggering out of the dark alley, and when he got closer, he saw that it was a drunken middle-aged man.
"Huh?" When the middle-aged man passed by not far away, he looked at the locust tree opposite in confusion and muttered, "Good boy~ The locust tree has become fine?" ”
Yu Shaobai originally hoped that someone passing by would save him. It's hard to come to someone, still a drunkard, I hope he will leave quickly, he is like this now, if he meets a good manly drunkard, his life is over.
But the more he thought about it, the more God played with him, the drunkard muttered a few words, and suddenly realized that this was a person, because Yu Shaobai's little brother was blocked, from a man's point of view, what was tied to this tree was a girl with a man's hair, and it was a girl without clothes.
Ask how many people can not freeze in this situation, the middle-aged man stepped forward with a **** face, and said with a smile: "Although I lost a lot today, but I met such a girl, I have to have a good time tonight." ”
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai's face suddenly darkened, it was enough to be so disgusting to himself, it was really hard to imagine what those men who were bent thought of, are women bad? Why bend other men?
At this time, a rush of footsteps sounded, and two words suddenly appeared in Yu Shaobai's mind - savior!
A somewhat familiar figure ran towards him, grabbed the middle-aged man, and looked at him suspiciously.
"Dad, why do you drink so much wine?" The girl frowned a little displeased.
"Why are you here, didn't I tell you not to come with you? The wine is gone, I'm going to buy wine! The man shook his wine gourd and looked drunk.
The girl was a little helpless, but she noticed the "girl" tied to the tree and asked, "Why are you tied here?" Father! Did you do it! ”
"As soon as Dad came, he was tied up here, can he rely on Daddy?" With that, the old man turned his head and left.
When the girl saw her father walking in the direction of home, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, turned her head to look at the "girl", stretched out her hand to take the step in her mouth, and said, "Why are you tied here?" ”
??“ That one...... It's a long story, can you help me untie it first? Yu Shaobai looked at this woman curiously, feeling very familiar, could it be that she had seen it before, then again, she was naked by a man, why was she still here? What he didn't expect was that he was a man in the eyes of other girls.
"Why is your voice so much like a male voice?" The girl wondered.
Yu Shaobai was loosened, and when he heard her words, this meant...... Suddenly a little suddenly, she used to regard herself as a daughter, so she didn't run away, although she was a little depressed, but after all, it was someone who saved her, and now he hesitated, should he say that he was a man, if he admitted, this girl ran for sure, and it was a matter of minutes for a woman to commit suicide when she met Zhenyeol, and the most important thing was ...... Yu Shaobai wanted to get the clothes to wear from her, if people were scared away, where would they get the clothes, as for going to Zhou's house, he could naturally bring clothes, but he really didn't want to go to that place again, Zhao Qingxuan...... This woman must make her regret it!
"Ahem~ I've recently contracted a cold, and my voice is a little hoarse, sister, you see that I'm really unsightly, can you borrow my clothes to wear? I'll pay you back tomorrow. ”
Hearing this, the girl looked left and right, this big night, the appearance of a girl's house is really uneasy, she said: "Okay, you go to my house with me first, and I will bring you clothes." ”
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai nodded, and followed the girl to the west of the city, walking quite fast along the way, he was wrapped in the girl's coat, even so, it was embarrassing for people to bump into him, so he could only speed up his pace.
Soon...... The two came to the gate of the courtyard and stopped, and at this time the old man on the steps was sleeping loudly, and the girl squatted down and woke up her father: "Dad, go back to the house and sleep again, the ground is cold." ”
At this time, there was also the sound of footsteps in the courtyard, and then the door was opened, and a middle-aged woman walked out, with an angry look, "You dead ghost, go out to drink again, don't you get in quickly!" ”
"Old woman! Who are you talking to? Let me? Get out of here~"
Looking at the drunk man who rolled into the courtyard gate, the corners of Yu Shaobai's mouth couldn't help twitching, he didn't know whether to sigh that the tutor in this family was really good, or whether to sigh that this was the ...... True love.