"Whose girl is this? How do you dress like this? The woman pinched Yu Shaobai's face, and her original fierce appearance turned into a smile. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Mother, I picked her up halfway, I haven't asked you yet, where is your home?"

Yu Shaobai replied: "Pingdu Town." ”

"That's not far, it's already late at night, why are you tied to a tree alone?"

Yu Shaobai said with a sad face: "Today I went to Zhou's house to burp the full moon wine, and accidentally offended his cousin, originally I slept well in Zhou's house, she asked the housemaid to tie me to a tree, and also stripped my clothes, wanting me to lose face tomorrow, thanks to the girl who saved me, I was saved from humiliation." ”

Hearing this, the mother and daughter glanced at each other, the people who could participate in the Zhou family's full moon banquet were all figures with heads and faces, this girl might be a young lady from a big family, think about it, the woman smiled and said: "Since this is the case, then you will stay with me tonight." ”

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Then Yu Shaobai followed their mother and daughter into the courtyard, looking at the thatched houses on both sides, obviously the family was not very good.

"You'll sleep in this room tonight." The girl stretched out her hand and pointed, Yu Shaobai followed her to the West House, looked at the bronze mirror on the dressing table inside, and was slightly stunned, "This is your room?" ”

"That's right, there is no room in our house, so I wronged you to sleep in the same bed with me tonight."

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai was slightly stunned, his expression was quite exciting, if he really agreed, what if something happened?

"That, sister...... I just think I'll just sleep on the table, your bed is too small, and I'm ...... By the way, I'm not honest when I sleep, I'm afraid I'll kick you out of bed. ”

Seeing the girl's hesitant appearance, the girl smiled softly, took out her clothes from the cabinet, and handed them to Yu Shaobai.

Looking at this women's clothing, he was a little mentally prepared, but ...... What the hell is this bra wrap? Where did Lao Tzu get his breasts?

As if noticing Yu Shaobai's "resentful" eyes, the girl was a little abrupt, took away the breast cloth, and said with a smile: "Sister forgot this, you are still young now, don't be sad, when you grow up, you will be as old as yourself." ”

Looking at the "good sister" who comforted her in front of her, Yu Shaobai's expression was a little embarrassed, if she knew that she was a man, what would she do?

"Alright, let's get dressed quickly."

Yu Shaobai took the clothes and just wanted to change into this women's clothes, but heard: "Silly sister, I'm not talking about this dress, you put it on tomorrow, and you wear this when you go to bed tonight." ”

"This?" Looking at the big red belly pocket in her hand, Yu Shao's eyes straightened, is this the rhythm of playing to death?

"Sister, do you really have to wear it?"

"By the way, I forgot, you came from a big family, didn't you wear your own clothes, and my sister helped you wear them."

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai hurriedly waved his hand, "Sister...... I wear ...... I can't wear it. ”

With a **** look, looking at the sissy in the bronze mirror, the shadow area in his heart increased exponentially, and he could only comfort himself, Nezha has lived for tens of thousands of years, isn't he also wearing a big red belly pocket?

"By the way, sister, I haven't asked you yet, what's your name?"

Yu Shaobai had the lesson of the Wu family before, and this time he was also smarter: "My name is Jia Ruhua." ”

"Jia Ruhua? My sister's name is so good, just like a human being. Come, sister sleeps outside, you sleep inside. ”

If a **** beauty with fragrant shoulders and long legs beckons to you, are you not sleeping?

Yu Shaobai finally climbed into the girl's bed and lay in it, he was really excited, men always like yy, now there is a woman lying next to him, and the careful thoughts in his heart are deceitful, but when Yu Shaobai heard that sentence, his heart was cool and cold, and he had no thoughts.

"Sister, what's your name?"

"My sister's surname is Lou, called Yueru, both of us have a Ru character in our names, isn't it fate?"

"Lou Yueru?" Yu Shaobai's face froze suddenly, and he turned his head to look at the smiling woman, it is indeed fate, he is now very worried about whether he can finish the second half of his life happily, if Wu Zichu knew that he was lying on the bed of the lover of his dreams, would he kill him, it is really difficult to say.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?"

Yu Shaobai came back to his senses and squeezed out a smile, "It's nothing, that...... The lights are still blowing out, I'll blow them. After that, he got up and jumped out of bed, but he was thinking in his heart whether he should take this opportunity to run away, and continue to deceive like this, and when they meet again in the future, it will be over, a Lou Yueru, a Wu Zichu, still tear themselves apart?

"Sister, aren't you going to turn off the lights? What are you doing standing stupidly there? ”

Yu Shaobai leaned over to blow out the oil lamp, and cautiously came to the door, when suddenly a slight footstep came, and he hurriedly withdrew his hand.

"Could it be that there is a thief in the house?" Yu Shaobai "shh

Chirping~

The door was opened, and a masked man covered in alcohol walked in, Yu Shaobai, who was smoked, almost choked, he felt that the forest was big, there were really all kinds of birds, and he was full of wine to steal things, did he deliberately want to be caught?

Watching the man walk to the table and take something out of his arms, Yu Shaobai rushed out directly from behind the door, picked up the broom and smashed it on his head.

"Ahh

The masked man didn't seem to expect that there was still someone hiding behind the door, and the moment he hit his head made him stunned, and after coming back to his senses, he looked at the figure standing in the dim room, he didn't make a move, but left in a panic.

Yu Shaobai ran to the door, the person was long gone, and Lou Yueru stood outside the door with her clothes on, her face was not panicked, and said: "Ruhua, don't worry, he has already left, let's go into the house." ”

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai didn't see the panic that a woman should have, can her nerves really be so big.

Walking into the room, he saw Lou Yueru picking up something from the table, it was...... Letter?

"That guy isn't just here to deliver letters, is he?" Yu Shaobai said in disbelief.

"Hehe~ What do you think he is? This is not the first time, only this time, he is unlucky. With a smile, she placed the letter on the oil lamp, and slowly turned into a pile of ashes.

"Don't you watch?"

"I can guess, why bother to watch it, but your performance just now has impressed my sister."

"Don't make fun of me, according to what you just said, I hit the wrong person."

"Yes, but you didn't fight in vain, I hope this time can wake him up. Okay, go to bed, it's not too early. Lou Yueru blew out the oil lamp and lay back on the bed.

Yu Shaobai reluctantly put down the broom and groped his way to the wooden bed.

"Like a flower! Where did you touch this girl? A coquettish laugh came from the darkness.

Yu Shaobai moved his hand suspiciously, he wanted to climb on the bed, and put his hand casually, where did he know where to touch her, he only felt so big......

He hurriedly withdrew his hand, stepped over her body, and lay inside, trying to ask a man who was only wearing a belly pocket, and the woman next to him was also wearing a belly pocket, how could he sleep in this situation, he tried his best to calm down, and he must not be frozen.

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After a night, Yu Shaobai looked at the dawn outside, and finally got through it, moved his long legs away, carefully climbed out of bed, came to the table with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, took off his big red belly pocket, put on the clothes that Lou Yueru gave him, and put them on.

Looking at the "female baby" in the bronze mirror, Yu Shaobai didn't know whether he was happy or sad, but the only thing that was a little nondescript was his own hair, wearing women's clothes and combing men's hairstyle.

"Sister, you woke up so early." Yu Shaobai could see the person on the bed walking down from the mirror, turned his head to look, and hurriedly covered his eyes, this big red belly pocket could only block the front, as for the back...... At a glance, Yu Shaobai remembered Wu Zichu's sad urging, and decided not to ignore it.

Lou Yueru changed her clothes, came to Yu Shaobai's side, bent down to look at the bronze mirror, and said with a smile: "Sister, you are really good-looking." ”

You don't have to talk about being good-looking, right? Yu Shaobai just smiled and didn't say anything, now in his opinion, praising him for his beauty is to say that he looks like a mother, where is he still happy.

"Sister, why are you combing the man's hairstyle, do you want my sister to help you comb your hair?"

Yu Shaobai looked helpless, are you asking me? As he spoke, he was already combing my hair, do you still need to ask for my opinion?

Finally, Yu Shaobai walked out of Lou Yueru's room, he really couldn't stay any longer, did this girl think that she was a Barbie doll in her hand? After straightening his hair, he had to dress himself up again, where could Yu Shaobai stand the rouge on his face, and ran out in advance.

"That...... Sister Yueru, I still have something to do, so I will stay soon, thank my uncle and aunt for me, and I will have someone send the money. With that, Yu Shaobai ran out of the courtyard gate.

Lou Yueru watched Yu Shaobai leave, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she turned her head to look at the East House, "Dad, he really looks like the general." ”

"yes, he's grown so big in a blink of an eye."

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Yu Shaobai, who ran out of Lou's house, naturally didn't know the conversation between the father and daughter, he was hesitating now, where should he go, he just remembered that his twenty taels of silver were still in the Zhou family, if he left like this, twenty taels would fly, with this money, Yu's mother would no longer have to worry.

Yu Shaobai looked down at his pink clothes, he really couldn't complain, if he went to Zhou's house like this, he would lose his face.

In the end, Yu Shaobai decided to wait...... Wait until the end of the afternoon, when you go directly to Qingliang Lake outside the city, the Wenqu Poetry Society is on the lakeside, they Lanxi Qizi agreed to meet with all the poets at the end of the day at the end of the lake, originally he lost the gamble, he had to pretend to be a woman, simply wear this directly to the Poetry Society, thinking that no one should recognize such a mother's self, and finally secretly found Wu Zichu and asked him to help him get back twenty taels of silver.