Chapter 67: Fake Drama Really Done

Yanmen City, silent night

The moonlight was shining, everyone was already asleep, and everything was so peaceful and quiet

"Ahh Don't chase me, please uncle, let me go! ”

Suddenly the silence was broken by a delicate woman's voice, she sounded so frightened, so pitiful!

"Tata Tower!" She was running, looking for a way out.

"Bang bang bang!" But behind him, there was a heavy footstep, he must be a very strong, very murderous man, what the hell was he going to do to this poor girl?

"Gollum!" In the houses on both sides of the street, the people who were awakened by hiding in the quilt couldn't help but swallow their saliva and sweat for this girl!

"Ahh Don't come here, don't come near me! The girl cried out again in alarm!

"Hehehe, little beauty, you just give up, your father and mother were killed by our Hutou Mountain, take off your clothes and pants, let Uncle Ben be so refreshing, maybe I can spare your life!" The man was obscene and vicious!

Hearing this, the girl cried loudly, so grief-stricken, "Father, mother! My daughter is sorry for you, my daughter is coming to see you! ”

"Humph! If you want to kill yourself, it's not that cheap! The man shouted!

Then he could hear him rush forward with his hurried footsteps and grab the girl.

"Ahh The girl screamed in horror and cried out in mournful tears, "Help! Please, who will save me! ”

"Hahaha! Amusing! In this area, who dares to provoke our Hutou Mountain, no one dares to save you if you scream and break your throat, these garbage living in the city, a group of cowards, just wait to be robbed by our Hutou Mountain next, the daughters you gave birth to are all our playthings! The man shouted wildly, and then he could hear that he was starting to commit violence to the girl!

"Ahh Woohoo, woohoo! "The girl's cries and screams reverberated through the streets, so pitiful, so miserable!

"Hahaha!" Accompanied by the girl's screams, it was the man who laughed heartily, "The cowards in the whole city have listened to Lao Tzu, and they have all washed your daughters and wives in vain, waiting for our brothers from Hutou Mountain to come, enjoy it!" I heard that the newly appointed anchor Lu Bu even dared to send troops to fight us, it was simply looking for death! ”

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

In an instant, the windows and shop doors of the entire street were slammed open, and you can imagine the shock of a moment and a quiet city in the entire dark night, which was instantly lit up and boiled for a second!

"Hutou Mountain, you fucking brutes!"

"Hutou Mountain must be leveled!"

"Fuck these bitches!"

In an instant, the originally empty street, a group of men in the store, with kitchen knives and hoes, came out, although everyone did not find the man and girl who committed violence before, but they all gathered in the street, angrily discussing!

"I heard that the newly appointed Lord Lu Bu will send troops to Hutou Mountain tomorrow!"

"That's right! And it is said that the loot does not need to be handed over, whoever gets it is theirs! ”

"Lord Lu Bu is really a hero to eliminate harm for the people, these beasts from Hutou Mountain, let's go and help Lord Lu Bu together tomorrow!"

"That's right! Good! Let's go tomorrow! For the sake of the wife and children! ”

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Hearing this, in the dark corner of the street, Lu Bu smiled and hugged the woman who was throwing herself in his arms at the moment, stroking her hair, as if she was crying very sadly and was still disheveled!

"Okay, Yan'er! Don't cry, let's go back! Lu Bu comforted!

This wave of drama can be performed so perfectly, in addition to the real venting of Lu Bu's inner desires, it is also thanks to Yan Er's realistic, heart-rending crying and sadness!

Before, in order to achieve the effect, Yan Er actually asked Lu Bu to be violent to her, it doesn't matter if the fake show is really done, and what you say is already Lord Lu Bu's person anyway! Lu Bu was only moved, to meet such a good woman, Lu Bu felt that it was a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation!

"Yan'er performed awesome before! It's exactly like the real thing! Lu Bu said with a smile.

Yan Er looked like she had been bullied again, hugged Lu Bu, and sobbed, "Lord Lu Bu, Yan Er...... Yan'er's father and mother were actually killed by the big boss of Hutou Mountain, and Yan'er was also sold by them to Xianxianglou! ”

"What? And this kind of thing, sad before your sad performance, it turns out that all this is true! Lu Bu was taken aback, he didn't expect Yan Er to have these secrets at all in advance, "You, why didn't you tell me earlier?" ”

However, Lu Bu is even more worried at the moment, if according to Yan Er's statement, she was sold to Xianxianglou by the people of Hutou Mountain, then this means that this Hutou Mountain bandit has existed for a very long time, at least for several years, a nest of bandits have been working for the tiger for several years, and they have not been cleared up, which shows that this relationship is so hard, I am afraid that there are some illegal things with the government behind the scenes!

Yan Er hugged Lu Bu and cried, "There are many people in Hutou Mountain, although Yan Er knows that Lord Lu Bu is brave, but he doesn't dare to ask adults to take the risk of avenging Yan Er, in this world, only adults are good to me now, Yan Er doesn't want adults to have anything to do!" Woohoo, woohoo......"

Yan Er said, crying sadly again, and this time Lu Bu really couldn't stand it, even if he was an iron-blooded Lu Bu, but he also had a tender side!

Lu Bu's eyes were moist, and he hugged his arm around Yan'er's gentle waist, and hugged it tightly in his arms, "Silly Yan'er, as long as you say a word, I, Lu Bu, can kill the whole world for you!" What's more, it is such a bloody enemy, I promise you, I will definitely avenge you! ”

After hearing this, Yan Er raised his head and looked at Lu Bu with tears in his eyes, the moonlight sprinkled, shining on the two people who were embracing each other at this moment, the sad Yan Er was more charming, Lu Bu found at this moment that he had been reborn in the chaos of the Three Kingdoms for fifteen years, and at this moment he finally found his life goal again, even if he had crossed before, he had never had it!

Ask yourself, who is it fighting for? That's the woman in front of you

Yan Er smiled at this moment and snuggled in Lu Bu's arms again, "Yan Er only wishes that adults will be by my side for the rest of my life!" ”

"Hmm!" Lu Bu did not hesitate, "I promise you!" ”

After getting on the bus first and then making up the ticket, Lu Bu and Yan Er met in Xianxianglou, and fell in love tonight.

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"Ahem!" Suddenly, behind the two people who were hugging, a woman coughed lightly!

Lu Bu and Yan Er separated at this time, only to see the romance, the second sister Lu Baiyu and the fourth sister Lu Qingteng coming!

"Hehe, look at you like this, is it really a fake show?" Lu Baiyu asked with a smile!

Yan Er blushed and stood beside Lu Bu with his head down, and Lu Bu smiled generously: "It is necessary!" Lao Tzu is an Oscar-winning actor, in addition to pretending to be a prostitute and pretending to be a bandit, especially pretending to be a son! ”

"Oscar-winning actor?" Lu Lanxing frowned, "Brother, I don't think you're pretending, what kind of clothes did you tear into Miss Yan'er?" ”

Yan Er and Lu Bu were also shocked when they heard this, and they felt that they had really gone too far in their previous love, one selfless and true dedication, and one obscene couldn't hold it, and the result was that the fake show was really done.

Yan Er hurriedly hid behind Lu Bu and embarrassedly sorted out his torn clothes!

Lu Bu is also embarrassed, if he accidentally leaks his nature, it seems that if he wants to become a master, he still needs to work hard to cultivate!

"Ahem! Okay, okay, don't talk about me, at least this wave of performances between me and Yan'er has a great effect! Lu Bu began to show his results, the process is not important, just achieve the goal, "What about you?" What about your side? Hehe, Merry, could it be that you and my sister failed in their performance? ”

Lu Bu smiled evilly, the previous words were obvious, he was ridiculing the romance, look! Lao Tzu is better than you when she plays with women!

"Cut! We were originally very successful, and the second sister planned to take the initiative to dedicate herself! Lu Lanxing replied!

"Ah!!h Lu Bu was dumbfounded, staring at Lu Baiyu and Merry, this Nima and the two felt that they were too fierce! Lu Bu and Yan Er, that is to get on the bus first and then make up the ticket, and Yan Er and Hutou Mountain do have a deep blood feud, this play is really understandable, but Merry and Lu Baiyu also play so seriously, it can only be said that a suave prodigal son, how lethal is for an old woman who runs three!

"Don't listen to Lan Xing's nonsense, the merry boy takes good care of me, and the two of us are very measured!" Lu Baiyu wanted to speak for himself and the romance, "Hey, it's a pity in the end, it's all because that Wang Gang, who is too guarded, even sent troops to arrest us, and shouted What Yanmen is heavily guarded, the thieves of Hutou Mountain can't get in at all, there must be someone in the name of Hutou Mountain, making trouble everywhere!" ”

"Wang Gang?" Lu Bu frowned, "Is this old fox again, damn pig brains?" Didn't Lao Tzu greet him before he acted tonight! ”

After hearing this, Merry smiled calmly, "Hehe, the old fox saw that the fox nest was about to be served, so he was naturally in a hurry, and the fox's tail couldn't be clamped!" ”

Hearing the words of the merry man, the audience was also stunned!

"Merry brother, is this true?" Lu Bu asked in surprise, he didn't expect this at all, Lu Bu understood that even if he crossed over and wanted to achieve a great career, he still had to rely on high-IQ talents like Merry and Jia Xu!

Merry smiled: "Don't worry, let's go back and rest first!" Whether he is a litter or not, we will naturally see tomorrow! ”

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