This night, Lu Bu and Merry shared the same bed, not because the two of them developed too fast, but because he was afraid that Merry would try to mistreat the three beauties of the Lu family in the middle of the night!

"Hey! A handsome guy like you is actually very lonely, right? Lu Bu hugged his head and asked the merry man on the side of the bed!

I saw Merry take off her clothes, and then start taking off her pants!

"I'm rubbing! You, what are you doing? Lu Bu turned over and stood up, pointing at the merry stream who had been stripped naked!

"Think!" Merry replied calmly, not shy at all in front of Lu Bu, "Sleep and think, there shouldn't be a little bit of mundane things at this time, and you can come up with a good strategy in a free state!" ”

Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, picked up the quilt and covered the merry, "Why don't you cover it a little!" ”

"Actually, a warrior like you is also lonely, right?" Merry took what Lu Bu asked before!

"Hey!" Lu Bu sighed, the mood of these two lives for more than 30 years has been hidden in his heart, and he has never dared to confide in anyone, only to talk to the wind chasing horse.

"Do you believe that there are other worlds in this world?" Lu Bu asked!

"There is a sky outside the sky, there are people outside the people, and there is naturally a world outside the world!" Merry replied slowly, turning over and looking at Lu Bu, "Are you from another world?" ”

Lu Bu's heart was shocked, and he didn't know how to answer, "Sleep, talk about these useless things!" I'm going to lead my troops into battle tomorrow! ”

"I hope that one day, you can tell me all these useless things!" Merry smiled slightly, and slowly closed his eyes, "Don't rush to lead the troops to Hutou Mountain tomorrow, a day of delay may have a miraculous effect!" ”

"Slow for a day? Miraculous effect? Lu Bu frowned, "Hey, can you make it clear?" ”

But when Lu Bu turned around, Merry had already fallen asleep, and his handsome face greeted the moonlight, the most handsome man in the world, and so on!

"Damn, who the hell is this guy?" Lu Bu turned over the cards in his hand and picked out all the generals, this guy is obviously a super strategist, and then Lu Bu estimated that this person's intelligence is absolutely 90, and he is so suave and handsome!

Zhuge Liang !! Rub, this product is estimated to have not been born yet! "Lu Bu intends to use the method of elimination to determine the identity of the merry, "Pang Tong? Sima Yi? Xun Yu? Xun Yu? Tian Feng? Fa Zheng? It's sloppy, it doesn't feel like it!! ”

At this moment, Lu Bu found a card, and his eyes suddenly widened, ecstatic, and he was stunned for a while, "Ghost talent Guo Jia? ”

Name: Guo Jia, the word Fengxiao

Attribute: Strategist

Command: 77; Force: 46; Intelligence: 99; Politics: 92; Glamour: 90

Total: 404 points

Title: Ghost talent, the first in the early stage of the Three Kingdoms, and the second in the entire Three Kingdoms era, second only to Zhuge Liang with 100 intelligence

Rating: Miracle

"Smack!" Merry pressed his hand on Guo Jia's card, "Can you give me this card?" ”

After hearing this, Lu Bu's face was overjoyed, "You! You are indeed Guo Jia! ”

"Who the hell am I, does it really matter that much?" Merry smiled and said, "Can you give me this card?" ”

Lu Bu glanced at this duplicitous guy, he was already absolutely sure that this guy was Guo Jia, "Hey, okay, okay!" If you like it, take it! ”

Merry put Guo Jia's card in the quilt, and then turned over, "Lu Bu, I hate you!" ”

"Aha???" Lu Bu was suddenly stunned, hurried, and restless, "I'll wipe, I'll wipe!" Such a good opportunity, is it destined to be unrelated to Guo Jia, and he is born an enemy? Why do you hate me? ”

However, Guo Jia didn't answer, and turned his back to Lu Bu!

Lu Bu patted his head, how can people force this feeling, besides, if this guy's IQ is so high, Lu Bu is self-aware, and it is definitely not something he can control, if he is thirsty for talent, it is like first love, there are many things in this world, the more you want to get it, the more you push it farther and farther!

"Hey! Whatever. Lu Bu also climbed into bed and looked at the ceiling, "No matter who you are, as long as you are my enemy, I will never show mercy in the future, because this is a respect for you!" ”

"Silly!" Merry replied simply!

"Hahaha!" Lu Bu laughed, "People who sleep with fools may not be very smart!" ”

Then the lights went out, Lu Bu looked at the merry man who was asleep next to him, Lu Bu actually missed the life of his high school roommate, men have a kind of loneliness, not women and territory can be satisfied, roommates who play games with you, if everyone was born in ancient times, it is definitely a brother who fights the world together.

"Three Provinces Dormitory !!" Lu Bu suddenly had a whimsical idea in his mind, "Hahaha, interesting, if you have a chance, you must get one, bring in the brothers, and live together!" ”

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Next

The five hundred soldiers that Wang Gang allocated to Lu Bu were waiting outside the city, but at a glance, the quality was really worrying, basically belonging to the old, weak, sick and disabled, this Nima called the Pingshan bandits, it was simply to send them to death!

Lu Bu led the merry who defected last night, as well as Lu Qingteng and Lu Baiyu, put on armor and mounted their horses to patrol in front of the formation!

Lu Bu looked at the five hundred soldiers and sighed, "Hey! ”

"Why do you sigh? I think the quality of these soldiers is not bad! Lu Bu beside him said with a smile!

"Hmph, it's all old, weak, sick and disabled, are you blind?" Lu Qingteng's poisonous tongue squirted at the merry!

"Lord Lu Bu, I'm afraid that someone is deliberately making things difficult, but this person is extremely stupid, and he doesn't know that the younger the team, the more difficult it is to command." Merry looked at the veterans, "If I send troops against adults, I will definitely send a group of young and vigorous recruits to make trouble for you!" ”

"That being said, the combat effectiveness of these veterans is inevitably too weak compared to the strong mountain bandits!" Lu Baiyu was worried at the moment!

"Lord Lu Bu thinks that it really takes a strong force to pacify this tiger-headed mountain bandit?" Merry asked!

Lu Bu sneered, "If I really want to be crushed by strong soldiers, I won't agree to rely on five hundred soldiers to storm Hutou Mountain, which is known as a thousand bandits, so." I didn't expect much from five hundred soldiers! ”

"Merry Gets It!" Merry nodded and looked at Yanmen City behind him, "Since Lord Lu Bu has listened to Merry's first step and postponed the dispatch of troops and horses by one day, then this second step will definitely be listened to, right?" ”

"If you have any ideas, just say it, wait for it!" Lu Bu said angrily!

"Your Excellency can pass on the order, this victory will exterminate the Hutou Mountain bandits, so whoever grabs the seized property is whoever grabs it, and there is no need to hand it over to the county government!" Merry said, pointing to Yanmen City, "And spread this news to several surrounding counties in the name of the imperial court, which is justified and famous!" ”

"Hahaha! Wonderful, this group of bandits in Hutou Mountain usually burns and robs, but this time we will rob them in turn! Lu Bu was overjoyed when he heard this, and felt that this idea was feasible, as long as the people of the surrounding counties were mobilized, it would definitely be easy to level Hutou Mountain, no matter what era it was, the power of the masses was terrifying, especially in the ancient times of such cold weapons!

Lu Bu then walked in front of the five hundred soldiers, "This time Hutou Mountain is suppressing bandits, so whoever gets the captured spoils is whoever, and there is no need to hand it over to the county government, and everyone is welcome to call relatives and friends to set off with the army together!" ”

Hearing this, the soldiers below were overjoyed, they all exploded, and there was such a good thing, forming a group to rob the bandits, and the loot did not have to be handed over!

"Humph! Remember one sentence, follow Master Lu Bu, everyone will have meat to eat! Lu Bu knew that this was a good time to buy people's hearts, how could he miss it!

"Lord Lu Bu!"

"Lord Lu Bu!"

"Lord Lu Bu!"

The soldiers were enthusiastic and called Lu Bu's name!

"Tomorrow at sunrise (7 o'clock in the morning-9 o'clock in the morning), everyone will gather again, line up the team, and let's set off for Hutou Mountain together!" Lu Bu issued an order, "Okay, disband!" ”

"Yes!" The soldiers replied, they all went back to the city, probably to tell the news!

Merry rode his horse at this moment and walked to Lu Bu's side, "My lord, do you think this is okay?" ”

Lu Bu smiled after hearing this, "What other tricks are there, I would like to hear about them!" ”

"Hey, you're not interesting at all, so why don't you pretend to be stupid, cooperate? I feel like I'm worthless! Merry complained!

"I think this will be a triumph, Brother Merry will stop offering ideas and wasting saliva!" Lu Bu replied seriously, pretending to be very stupid!

The smarter a person is, the more he will pretend to be stupid, this is an art, Lu Bu, who has pretended to be a son for more than ten years, has already understood this, so people who think Lu Bu is stupid, think about it, who is stupid?

"Humph! My lord, where is the anger of the people? Merry asked at this moment, "The Hutou Mountain bandits have done a lot of evil, and the people of the surrounding counties hate them to the core, but this kind of hatred is precisely because of the hatred to the bones, so everyone hides very deeply, and since they want to go out to suppress the bandits, they must detonate the hidden grievances of the city people!" ”

"We don't need a tipping point, right?" Lu Bu touched his chin and pondered, "It seems that we have to put on a few good shows tonight!" ”

As an excellent Internet addict teenager who traveled through the 21st century, it is a shame to say that you can't create public opinion!

Public opinion? You can strip naked in the city center, the chrysanthemum blooms in the sun, and you dig a hole in your head and get into it, and the next day you become the focus of the news, this is public opinion, it's as simple as that

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