Chapter 20: Depressed Li Er

Wei Chi Gong and Yu Chi Baolin set off from Anyi Fang one by one, crossed the long street, and when the horse came to the Suzaku Gate, it was already Shen Shi, and the palace gate had already been closed, and Yu Chi Gong rode the horse with the nailed horse's shoes to the front of the guards and was stopped.

"General Wei Chi, it's so late, the palace gate has long been closed, no one is allowed to enter, please atone for the general," said the soldier guarding the door. This is a red man in the eyes of the emperor, a few years ago in the Xuanwumen Revolution made great contributions, Wude nine years in October by the emperor who had just ascended the throne Hu Guogong, as the right military guard general. Now he is the emperor's most trusted person, so they don't dare to be disrespectful.

Compared with Wei Chigong's title Hu Guogong, the soldiers still like to call him a general, only those civil servants call Hu Guogong with a wrinkle, and Wei Chigong also seems to like the soldiers' title very much, and they are happy to call him like this. Once a soldier pretended to call Hu Guogong, but was rewarded with a loud horsewhip by Wei Chigong, and from then on, the soldiers did not dare to call Hu Guogong in front of him, and everyone shouted in a big general, and after a long time, it became a habit.

Wei Chigong saw that he was stopped by the soldiers, and shouted loudly: "Go, go, hurry up and let someone in, there is something important to report to the emperor, you can't delay, you hurry up and go inside to report to the emperor, just say that Wei Chigong has a great happy event to report to the emperor." After saying that, seeing the embarrassed expressions of the soldiers standing aside, he shouted angrily in a hurry: "Hurry up!" Something's on the line! As he spoke, he was about to kick a few soldiers guarding the door, but was stopped by his son Chi Baolin behind him.

"Father, this is the palace, not the barracks, you go down, even if the emperor doesn't blame him, tomorrow the old man of the Ministry of Rites will immediately join you in front of the emperor, you have to think about it, it's not good to be entangled by those old men, especially the stinky and hard Wei Zheng, the emperor has to give him three points." Yu Chi Baolin took Yu Chi Gong's hand and whispered to him.

As soon as Wei Chi Gong heard his son's words, when he heard Wei Chi Baolin talk about Wei Zheng, he reflexively retracted his raised right foot, and said to the soldier: "Go and go, tell your leader on duty, just say that there is a major matter that will be reported to the emperor immediately, and let him quickly let go of the city gate and let him in." Then he returned to the horse, jumped on the horse, and waited anxiously on the horse's back.

The soldiers guarding the door were also helpless, so they had to give up their hands to Wei Chigong and ask him to wait for a while, and then reported their leader to the palace.

After a while, the soldiers ran out and were allowed to enter, but when several soldiers looked at Wei Chigong urging the horse forward, they stopped Wei Chigong again and said, "General, I'm sorry, you can't enter on horseback, please dismount and walk." "Nonsense, if they let Yu Chigong ride into the palace today, they won't have to do it tomorrow, and they may be killed, you must know that this is not an ordinary mansion, this is the palace, the emperor Li Shimin, the highest in the Tang Dynasty, and his children and wives live in it, if they let Yu Chigong ride a war horse into the palace like this, what happened, no one can afford this responsibility.

Fortunately, Wei Chigong also knew that this was a bit unreasonable, so the soldier had to run away again and go back to report to the leader.

After tossing back and forth like this for nearly half an hour, after getting the emperor's permission, Yu Chigong was allowed to ride the horse with the horse nailed into the palace and walked towards the Ganlu Palace. When she arrived at her destination, Yu Chi Baolin was already too tired to breathe, constantly panting. Fortunately, Wei Chi Baolin recently went to the military camp to practice, and she was born in a military general's family, her physical fitness is also good, and her martial arts are not low.

Emperor Li Shimin was also depressed tonight, and when he was having a good time with Empress Changsun, he was disturbed twice by the eunuch's report, saying that General Wei Chi had an important happy event to report to the emperor. Forget it the first time, wave your hand and allow it, when the eunuch left, Li Shishi deliberately wanted to cool down Wei Chi Gong, who let him disturb my good deeds, I didn't see the queen was a little displeased.

Then the first couple of the Tang Dynasty continued to create people, ignoring Yu Chigong, what Li Er didn't expect was that it didn't take long for the second time to come again, and this time the reason was to allow Yu Chigong to ride into the city.

disturbed the "good things" of the emperor and the queen twice, what Wei Chigong didn't think about was that the emperor had already greeted all the women in his house at this time.

Since the success of the Xuanwumen mutiny, Li Shimin has been more strict with the guards of the imperial city, and he is not allowed to enter and exit the imperial city easily at night.

"This Wei Chigong, what does he want to do, what does he do in the middle of the night, this is a report and a horseback ride" Li Shimin said angrily, raising his hand and asking Empress Changsun to help him get dressed. Looking at the queen's still flushed cheeks, Li Shimin was very satisfied with his "kung fu" just now, thinking that he was interrupted twice by Wei Chigong at the last moment, and shouted angrily: "I'm going out and cutting him down." ”

"Hu Guogong is a fierce general of the emperor, the emperor can't say that in the future, it's so late, presumably Hu Guogong also has a major military situation, otherwise he wouldn't have to enter the palace so late to report, and he came in on horseback, they are all old people from the Qin Mansion, and he has been following the emperor for some years, presumably he knows what is powerful, the emperor should go, don't let Hu Guogong wait for a long time." Although the queen was very disgusted by Wei Chigong's two good things that disturbed them tonight, she still persuaded the emperor while helping him dress.

Touching the queen's flushed cheeks, seeing that the queen hadn't had time to tidy up her clothes, looking at the queen's slender figure, Li Shimin thought about his fierceness when he was on the bed just now, and asked softly in the queen's ear: "Did the queen have a good time just now, otherwise I will meet that black goods later, and we will fight for three hundred rounds, uh?......" After speaking, he stroked the queen's cheek.

"The emperor is so bad, he pleases the palace so much, and ignores you, hum." The queen pretended to be angry, and after speaking, she blushed and urged Li Shimin to say: "The emperor hurry up, presumably Hu Guogong has been waiting for a long time."

"Let that black thing wait a while, wait for him to die, huh." Li Shimin was angry now when he heard Wei Chigong's name. Can you not be angry, who is disturbing their "good things" when they are happy, and who is not happy in their hearts.

The emperor put on civilian clothes and came to the study of the inner palace - the Ganlu Palace, and saw that the father and son of the Wei Chi family had been waiting for a long time, and his heart felt a little better.

"Wei Chen Wei Chi Gong / Wei Chi Baolin knock to see the emperor," Wei Chi Gong and his son knelt down and saluted loudly.

"No courtesy, let's be flat," Li Shimin sat on the dragon chair and glanced at Wei Chi Gong's father and son on the ground depressedly, waved his hand and said, and then glanced at Wei Chi Baolin behind Yu Chi Gong and asked: "Hu Guogong, tell me, this big night, what are your Wei Chi family father and son doing, this is entering the palace and riding a horse, and what is a major happy event, hum," Li Shimin snorted coldly, and angrily skimmed the Wei Chi father and son on the ground, and then said: " If the so-called happy event you mentioned tonight is not enough to satisfy me, you father and son will sweep the horses for me to go to the clean room for a month (note: the toilet used for defecation in the Tang Dynasty is called a horse or a beast). "The clean room is a general term for the place where the toilet is stored, this is to ask the father and son of the Wei Chi family to go to the toilet to sweep the toilet for a month, this punishment is too heavy for the father and son of Wei Chi. Let a dignified prince go to clean the toilet, it is conceivable that the emperor is quite angry tonight.

Hearing the emperor say this, Wei Chigong knew that their father and son must have disturbed the "good thing" of the emperor and the queen tonight, and couldn't help but have a little bead of sweat on his forehead.

This sin is too great.

After about half a pillar of incense, I heard Yu Chi Baolin tell the emperor everything they had when they met Cheng Wu that day, and in order to be more real, Yu Chi Gong also painfully presented the little snow salt that Yu Chi Baolin gave him.

"That horse is the one you rode into the palace tonight, right? Where, take me to see, if it is really as your father and son said, this is a great joy, and this happy event is too big, from now on we will not have to worry about the war horse because of the damage to the horse's hooves, as your father and son said, I have to reward your father and son. After saying that, regardless of the darkness outside, he raised his feet first and walked out.