Chapter 19: The Door God Goes Crazy

"Say! What's the matter with that piece of iron under your horse's hooves! Who came up with this idea, tell me honestly, so as not to love the pain of flesh and skin again. Wei Chigong shouted loudly. He knew very well that the idea of nailing an iron piece under the injured horse's hooves was not something that he could come up with.

Yu Chi Baolin pitifully stroked the arm that had just been beaten by the father in front of her, and carefully told him about the day when he and Cheng Chuhei, Li Zhen and other people met Cheng Wu on the way back, grilled fish to eat together, and carried the black bear together.

When Wei Chi Gong listened to Yu Chi Baolin and Cheng Wu eating ham, sausages, instant noodles, and grilled fish with iodized salt as white as snow, he was so angry that his teeth were rattling, and he couldn't get angry.

"I'll let you eat." Hearing such a delicious thing in his son's story, he was so angry that Wei Chigong couldn't help but raise his hand and whip it on Yu Chi Baolin's leg, and continued to scold: "Is there still me in my heart, ah, there is such a delicious food, I dare not bring some back to you for labor, do you still have me as a father in your heart, I am really angry, how can I give birth to such a heartless thing as you." Angry, Wei Chigong spun in circles on the spot. Now no matter how hard you beat the main rabbit cub, it won't help, everything has gone into his belly, what a delicious thing...... Thinking about it makes Wei Chigong drool.

"And then what's there?" Wei Chigong glared at his son with resentment.

"Actually, Brother Cheng Wu also asked us to bring a few ham sausages back to you to try them, and said that he admired you for a long time, saying that you were a hero in his mind, but I didn't see you when I came back that night, and I ate it at night." Yu Chi Baolin looked at her father in a frightened voice and said. Anyway, Cheng Wu hasn't seen his father, how can he say he admires it, and he also asked me to bring a few ham sausages back to my father to try it, but it was taken out and eaten by several of his own people that night, how could it be left for these old guys.

"You...... You...... Okay, everyone asked you to bring it back to me, but you ate my share, if I don't beat you to death, when will you not turn the sky upside down? I'll kill you...... "Okay, it turns out that the kid named Cheng Wu is not bad, and I know to ask these boys to bring some back to myself, but it got into the stomachs of a few boys that night, and now the more I think about it, the more angry I become."

Originally, Yu Chi Baolin didn't say it, but now as soon as she said it, Yu Chigong became even more angry, thinking that the delicious things that belonged to him were cheaper than these boys, Yu Chi Gong's hair exploded, and he was angry in the same place.

"Actually, there is still a little snow salt left, but it's not much, so it's like this" Yu Chi Baolin carefully took out something wrapped in silk from the pillow of her bed, handed it to Yu Chi Gong, and said weakly.

It turned out that Cheng Wu barbecued with a few people that day, and the remaining bag of iodized salt was finally divided among a few of them. Each person is about two taels, and the three of them arch like treasures, carrying them in their arms, inseparable. And they discussed together and decided not to tell their Aye (the Tang Dynasty people called their father yes or Aye, and even the elder brother, for convenience, they would call their father in the future), otherwise they would not have their share. The last three people took the iodized salt (later called snow salt) privately divided and "squandered", on a hot day, they secretly dissolved water and drank it for a few nights, and the enjoyment was as "refreshing" as if Cheng Wu drank a bottle of frozen Coke in the summer in his previous life.

I can't help but a few of them take this bit of salt as a treasure in their arms and dare not show it, now in the Tang Dynasty, iron and salt are all monopolized by the imperial court, and private individuals are not allowed to sell private salt, otherwise they will have to fall to the ground.

Besides, at this time, the highest level of salt eaten by people is called green salt, and it is still a tribute to the palace, which can only be enjoyed by the emperor, and at most it is a reward for the ministers. And this precious green salt can't be eaten like Cheng Wu, it is all used by the ministers to stick a little bit on their teeth when they get up in the morning and brush their teeth with willow branches, to clean their teeth, and they are reluctant to spit it out after brushing their teeth, they are swallowed back into their stomachs, if they let Cheng Wu know, will it be said that it is waste utilization? So when a few people ate Cheng Wu's grilled fish, and found that Cheng Wu had put so much iodized salt that was better than your father's green salt, everyone looked like they were dead and their father was so painful, and they looked at Cheng Wu like they had never seen such a loser.

"What is this?" Wei Chigong took the package, sniffed it, and asked suspiciously.

"This is a kind of salt that I got back from the Cheng Wu brothers at that time, my father's this is much better than green salt, not only the color is like snow, but also as fine as powder, and the taste is very good, it is very salty, as long as it is a little, it is enough to taste" Yu Chi Baolin said to help Yu Chi Gong open the package, Yu Chi Gong slapped his head fiercely, only to hear a whine! With a sound, Yu Chi Baolin held her head in pain and quickly retracted her right hand, and asked unconvinced: "Father, why did you beat again, if you give it, you will be beaten, if you don't give it, you will be beaten, and if you beat again, I will tell the two mothers to go, so that you can't eat and walk around." Yu Chi Baolin threatened a little angrily. Even a father can't fight like this, right, if you give it, you can beat it, and if you don't give it, how can it be appropriate?

Unexpectedly, when Yu Chi Gong heard Yu Chi Baolin's words, he immediately stopped and never dared to hit Yu Chi Baolin again.

If Cheng Wu saw this famous door god here at this time, he was also as afraid of his wife as his strict first brother Fang Xuanling, and he didn't know how to feel.

When Wei Chigong opened the silk wrapping, his eyes were straight, and he carefully pinched the snow-white salt with his thick female finger and ring finger, pinched a small point and stretched it out to his mouth and licked it, even if it was so salty that he frowned, he didn't swallow it. Yu Chi Baolin looked at his father's appearance and added beside him: "At that time, Cheng Wu also said that he knew about this method of refining salt, and he didn't know whether it was true or false. ”

With a "snap", Yu Chi Baolin's head was hit by Yu Chi Gong again. Wei Chigong hated the iron and said: "Why didn't you say it earlier, and only say it now, do you still have to ask, it must be true, otherwise where did he get so much snow salt, and give it to you casually, hey, why did I give birth to such a muddy son as you." After Wei Chi Gong finished speaking, he rubbed Yu Chi Baolin with his foot and said: "Hurry up and get dressed, we will enter the palace immediately to face the emperor and report this matter to the emperor, such a big thing, the emperor must be happy to know it." ”

"But what time is it, it's all about to unite, the palace door has long been closed, can you still enter now?" Yu Chi Baolin wanted to remind her father that it was so late and the palace doors were closed, so let's not waste that little bit of energy in vain.

"What do you know, such a big thing, whether it's horseshoe or salt, it's a big thing, and now the whole Datang is short of salt, don't you know? Now everyone can only eat vegetarian cloth, not to mention the horseshoe, our annual war horse injury is mainly caused by horsehoe injury, if this horsefoot is promoted, then what is the result, can you imagine? Wei Chigong scolded loudly, turned quickly and walked out the door.

Yu Chi Baolin could only follow when she saw it.