Chapter 43 Doing Business with Perverts
Chapter 43 Doing Business with Perverts
After breakfast, the eldest grandson invited Cheng Yanjin to the study. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Uncle, I wonder how the family is doing lately?" The eldest grandson said tentatively.
Cheng Biting Jin took a sip of tea, and quickly spit it out: "What kind of thing is this, you kid, you are embarrassed to entertain me with this thing." ”
The eldest grandson was really a little speechless, looked at the porcelain bowl that was slapped on the table by Cheng Yanjin in distress, and sighed in his heart: "Cow chewing peony, cow chewing peony." ”
Of course, this can only be a silent curse in the bottom of my heart, if I let Changsun Tang say it in front of Cheng Biting Jin, he wouldn't dare to scare him to death, this Cheng Biting Jin came up twice Changsun Tang is no different from a ball of noodles.
It took a long time for the eldest grandson to calm down, and said slowly: "Uncle, this tea is the top tea this year." The price of a pound of tea and a pound of gold is not much different, and my uncle really wronged me. ”
Cheng Yanjin immediately retracted the face just now and said, "Oh, yes? It seems that my level of appreciation is not good, but this is normal, let me fight or something, it's perfectly fine, let me do some kind of trading and so on. It was originally an apology, but the more Changsun Tang listened, the more awkward he became, and soon the painting style changed.
Cheng Yanjin's originally elongated face was immediately full of smiles, but this smile was really ugly.
Cheng Yanjin said with this fake smile: "That virtuous nephew, you see that although your tea is good, my uncle is really not used to it, why don't you change some wine for me?" ”
Changsun Tang looked at the smiling old face, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, he still didn't understand, whether this old goblin is really stupid or pretending to be stupid, if he is really stupid, this degree of stupidity can be regarded as a new level of stupidity, if he pretends to be stupid, this acting skill is too clever.
Originally thought that the initiative was in his own hands, Changsun Tang suddenly felt as if things were a little different. But now I have to bite the bullet.
The eldest grandson cleared his throat, and before he could say a word, the old goblin immediately intercepted the words again: "I said virtuous nephew, you are not kind!" Isn't it just a jar of wine, I just promised it well, why can't it be now? ”
Changsun Tang felt that the people who could deal with the old goblins were all perverts, although he was also a serious pervert of others, but this old goblin obviously belonged to the ultimate form of complete perversion.
"Uncle, that's the case, let's talk about something first, and then drink when it's over, okay? How much do you drink when the time comes? "The eldest grandson is called a depressed, originally a good plan, but let this old goblin mess up, it seems that the saying is really good: a good start is half the success.
"Virtuous nephew, this is not a conflict, and it is okay to talk while drinking." The old goblin has no shoes on his face.
The eldest grandson continued to be depressed, if you let you put on a few jars of wine, you will not admit it in the blink of an eye when you talk about it, and you will feel all the details of yourself, the more you think about it, the more likely it is, so she had to say: "It's okay, uncle, it won't take much time to do this." ”
The old goblin looked cute: "Really? You can't lie to me. ”
The eldest grandson really wanted to vomit out everything he had eaten last night, but since he had vomited last night, he couldn't vomit it now, so he had to give up.
The eldest grandson said: "Uncle, do you think I have the courage to lie to you? "Put on your top hat first.
The old goblin said sincerely, "Yes." You even calculated your majesty a few days ago, so I don't think we'll talk about it. ”
If Changsun Tang hadn't been able to find such a suitable candidate for a while, he really didn't want to do this. Originally, it was best to cooperate with Duan Zhixuan in this matter at present, but when the road was repaired, Duan Zhixuan would definitely have to be transferred back, no matter who went up, it would be no problem to calm the field with the faceless urine of the old goblin.
The eldest grandson was silent.
The old goblin seemed to feel that what he said was a little excessive, and in turn comforted the eldest grandson and said, "Virtuous nephew, is it wrong that my uncle just said something?" Don't be like your uncle. Well, let's not talk about that, let's move on. ”
If the eldest grandson could cry in his stomach at this time, it is estimated that he would have accumulated fluid in his abdomen long ago.
The old goblin saw that the eldest grandson was still silent, and continued: "Virtuous nephew, why don't you tell me about the matter, and we will sum it up?" This face seems to have nothing to do with him just now when he gave the eldest grandson eye medicine.
The eldest grandson thought about it for a long time, and knew that the current situation was that people were swords and I was fish and meat, so he didn't care so much anymore, so he had to speak up: "Uncle, I don't know what you think of this salt lake matter?" ”
The old goblin said without thinking: "Oh, what you said, Your Majesty gave it to me, and if you don't give it to me, you will look at it, and my ancestor of the Cheng family has never done this!" "Don't look at the vulgarity of Cheng Cheng's face of biting gold, but the ancestor is a real famous family.
The eldest grandson was not going to hear Cheng Yanjin's truth, and continued: "I also know this, but has my uncle ever thought about something related to salt? ”
The old goblin really pretended to be stupid and said, "What do you mean by that? Isn't it the food that has to do with salt? Are you going to transfer Wangjiang Tower to my Cheng family? Then I want to thank you. ”
You can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, and in the same way, you can't communicate normally with someone who is pretending to be stupid. The eldest grandson suppressed the fire rising in his heart and said, "There is no problem for the uncle of Wangjiang Tower's shares to participate, but what he said today is not about this matter. ”
"That's weird, what's the matter?" The old goblin had an innocent face.
"That's the uncle, isn't it going to be shipped out of this salt lake?" The eldest grandson said seductively, since you are pretending to be stupid, I will treat you as a fool.
"That's for sure, so much salt can't be eaten as food, it can only be shipped out, aren't you stupid." I was going to treat others as fools just now, but now I am being scolded as fools, and it is really unpleasant retribution.
The eldest grandson told himself not to get angry, the key is that it is useless to get angry, and if you don't do it, you will be slapped again. said: "That's the case, since my uncle wants to transport a lot of carriages abroad, why don't we do this carriage business, what do you think?" ”
Changsun Tang's hole cards were finally revealed, and it turned out that monopolizing the carriage business on the Salt Lake Road was Changsun Tang's ultimate goal. (To be continued.) )