Chapter 68: The Beauty Scheme
Liang Xingfa helped the drunken Zhou Lijun back to the room, and as for the violent combination, they slept in the pavilion.
Liang Xingfa was reluctant to leave for a while after putting Zhou Lijun on the bed, staring at Zhou Lijun who was half-dreaming and half-drunk, with delicate facial features and a graceful figure, and he was so drunk that he couldn't help but kiss her on the cheek, feeling a refreshing fragrance, which made his heart sway.
He helped her take off her shoes, and his hands habitually wanted to help her take off her clothes. But with what little consciousness she had left, she covered her clothes with her hands. So, he was not reluctant, and after admiring her beautiful feet for a while, he returned to his room.
Early the next morning, a carrier pigeon paced up and down the table on which it was lying on its stomach, and the more it paced, the more impatient it became, for it had arrived in the middle of the night, and had waited for most of the night for the two fellows to remove the letter from it. So, it got angry, and the consequences for humanity were severe. It makes all the effort to peck violently in the eyes and nose. As a result, they were in pain and itchy, and they woke up suddenly.
The violent combination that woke up was really panicked, and before his eyes were fully opened, he danced and shouted: "Who, who is it, dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu, I don't want to live." ”
They danced and danced without touching anything substantial, and when they were able to completely open their eyes, they realized how stupid they had just behaved, and there was someone in front of them.
Ah Meng asked Ah Li: "Did you scratch me just now, why did you make me so uncomfortable, do you think I can't beat you?" ”
Ah Li glared at Ah Meng and said, "Hey, you mad dog dared to bite first, and I wanted to ask you if you were playing tricks on me just now." Looks like you're really trying to get into a fight with me. ”
Ah Meng said: "Look at what kind of attitude you have, I know that you always push me when there is something wrong, and today I have to divide the high and low with you." ”
Ah Li said: "Divide it, divide it, whoever is afraid of whom, and those who are afraid of fighting are not heroes." ”
Ah Meng slapped Ah Li's chest, because Ah Li didn't have time to prepare after speaking, so he couldn't dodge and received this palm. But his reaction was fast enough, and when the force was not yet fully penetrated into his body, he stepped back a little, and then hugged Ah Meng's palm with both hands. Ah Meng used his right hand, and when he saw that his right hand was caught, he wanted to change to his left hand. Who knew that at this time, Ah Li made a move that he didn't expect, Ah Li knew that he had fallen behind, so he didn't fight hard, but lowered his head and bit his hand.
"Ouch" Ah screamed, and hurriedly pulled his hand back with all his might, and reflexively kicked Ah Li in anger. This time it wasn't like the one just now, Ah Li had gained time to prepare, so he also kicked out a kick and collided with Ah Slam, and both of them were shocked to take a few steps back.
The two of them are from the same school, and their skills and moves are similar, so the two of them scuffle together, and they can only use their self-created moves such as you catch me and I bite you.
At this time, Zhou Lijun also woke up, and when she came out, she saw that the pair of fierce forces were fighting happily in the gazebo. Although she did not know how they fought, she decided not to persuade them to fight, and it was better for them to fight together, so that no one would supervise her to assassinate her husband.
Just as you were pinching my face, I grabbed your head, and suddenly I saw Zhou Lijun, and I was standing not far away watching the play. The two hurriedly stopped and fought in front of the young lady, which could be regarded as a loss of face. They gave Zhou Lijun a big salute and greeted her with good morning.
Zhou Lijun said to them: "You guys are really good, you exercise by fighting early in the morning, which is gratifying." ”
The fierce combination modestly said to Zhou Lijun: "Where, where is it, just have a casual discussion when you are idle, and let the young lady smile." ”
Zhou Lijun said: "I don't think there's anything funny, it's funny to fight a little more fiercely, and to fight to the death." Did you fight because of a peach dispute? ”
The fierce combination said: "No, no, we all go to the kiln to find women, and there is no dispute." We just want to see if our respective martial arts have grown. ”
Zhou Lijun said: "Don't patronize the two of you fighting, is there any news from the godfather's side?" ”
As soon as the force group wanted to say no, the carrier pigeon flew from the ground to the table. As a result, the eyes of the three of them were as bright as a magnesium lamp, shining and shining, and the carrier pigeon appeared in this way.
Zhou Lijun took out the letter sent by Yu Chaoen from the pigeon's leg, and after reading it, he threw it to the two stupid men, who also knew a few words.
Yu Chaoen said in the letter that he had been anxiously looking forward to the good news from them for most of the night, which made him insomnia all night and suffering from not being able to rest. If they don't go well, they will quickly implement the second plan, in short, they must kill the target person in these two days. When he receives the letter, he quickly replies to it, so that he does not continue to worry and continue to lose sleep.
Zhou Lijun and the fierce combination instantly lowered their heads, the leaders had insomnia last night and they slept alone, and they didn't feel sorry for the weal and woe with the leaders. So they decided to immediately fix a letter explaining the situation of the previous night and let the carrier pigeon bring it back to Yu Chaoen to see.
This letter was written by Zhou Lijun, and the main content was to write that Liang Xingfa's alcohol was beyond their expectations, and it took a lot of hard work to get him drunk, but unfortunately they were also drunk and confused, so they couldn't remember the task, and now they are also regretting that they can't resist alcohol. In the end, he said that he would work hard to implement the second set of plans, and if he didn't complete the task, he would have insomnia with Yu Chaoen.
The fierce combination has been extremely excited since receiving the letter from the idol Yu Chaoen, and it seems that it is instantly filled with infinite spiritual energy. They immediately suggested that Zhou Lijun should go to Lingwu's largest Qinglou now, Yichun Tower.
Zhou Lijun stared at them with disdain and said, "Look at your monkey anxious appearance, it seems that you have long been horny. Don't forget, you're on a mission, not there to eat, drink, and be merry. Before leaving, he had to leave a letter for Liang Xingfa, otherwise he would not be able to lay out if he caught up. The fierce combination hurriedly praised her, or she thought thoughtfully.
Zhou Lijun left a note at the door of her own room, which was very concise but allowed Liang Xingfa to stay at home and wait with peace of mind. The note read, "See you at dusk, don't go." Then Zhou Lijun walked out with the fierce combination.
Liang Xingfa has always been very diligent in doing things, but he has a not-so-good habit, that is, as long as there is no urgency to burn his eyebrows, he always likes to sleep lazy. It's the same today, it's all three poles before I stretch my waist and get out of bed.
The first thing he did after washing up was to go to Zhou Lijun to go out for breakfast, or lunch. When I walked to the door of her room, I saw the note she had left for herself, so I had to go to eat by myself.
The girls in Yichun Courtyard are all fat and thin, but there is a girl named Du Banniang who is the Oiran here, she looks like a country and is fragrant, and she can hook people's souls with a smile and smile, even Yang Guifei, who favors the crown of the third palace, is not necessarily more beautiful than her. What's more, even a serious man who claims to be unruly will be moved when he sees her.
Naturally, there is an endless stream of wealthy businessmen who squander their money just to be able to kiss Oiran Fangze. Because the supply exceeds demand, those rich people who want to see Du Banniang have to make an appointment.
Zhou Lijun and the fierce combination relied on the great eunuch Yu Chao's favor and power to break into Du Banniang's boudoir without making an appointment, causing the oiran and the old bustard with a duck's beak to be surprised. After all, they also have umbrellas, and this is the first time that someone has openly trespassed into their forbidden area.
The duck-billed bustard shouted to Zhou Lijun and them: "Do you know what kind of place this is, you dare to be so arrogant and bold and break in without getting a message, don't you think Mi Gui doesn't want to live?" ”
Zhou Lijun said to the bustard: "Since we dare to walk in, we are naturally not afraid of death, and we are not afraid of your death." However, I will uphold the attitude of cooperation and discuss a little bit of things with you, and I hope you can cooperate, which will be beneficial to everyone. ”
The old bustard said: "There are more people who want to cooperate with me, and not just any green onion is qualified to talk to me." Who the hell are you? ”
Zhou Lijun turned around and shouted at the fierce combination of Du Banniang's sexy body who was still staring at her: "You two stupid men, don't think about it there, show her the waist card." ”
After the violent combination suddenly woke up and said "oh", he took off the waist card on his body and handed it to the old bustard, his eyes still couldn't help but look at Du Banniang, and the corners of his mouth were already drooling, and he didn't know it.
The old bustard stared at their waist cards for a long time, and his already yin and yang face looked even more cloudy at the moment. In fact, she is not to blame, she is really a folk with a strong smell of fireworks, and she is not a person in the palace, nor a person in the officialdom, where can she recognize these many waist cards.
So the duck-billed bustard said to them, "I don't know anything about you." But the old lady is not unseen of the world, for the sake of your waist card is still valuable, I will not pursue your reckless actions, get out of here now, otherwise let you die. ”
Zhou Lijun laughed at the old bustard: "Since you old sow doesn't know the goods, you can only give some color for you to see." It's not so easy to think we're going to die, so let's let the horses come. ”
The old bustard was so angry that her mouth became more crooked, and she quacked twice like a male duck, and immediately out of the small door next to her, more than a dozen fierce men came out, each with swords, guns, swords, halberds and other weapons in their hands, and it seemed that the security forces were doing a good job.
Zhou Lijun was very discouraged and shouted at the fierce combination who was still staring at Du Banniang in a daze: "Can you two fools have a little bit of success, you are all dying and still watching, it's really unbearable." Then I don't care about you, I'll hide to the side first. ”
This room is quite large, with a large round table and eight chairs in the middle, because Zhou Lijun automatically stood next to the window, the thugs saw that she was a girl, so they ignored her for the time being, and first got the two strong men she brought.
Ah Meng and Ah Li were yelled at by Zhou Lijun, and after the sleepwalking soul finally returned to its place, he hurriedly pulled out the scimitar he carried with him, and fought with the gang of thugs who wanted their lives.
After fighting for a while, people kept falling, some knocked the tea set on the table, some knocked down the chair next to the table, and some were slashed by scimitars, and the blood gushed like a spring, and the wails shook the sky. These injured were all thugs in the Qinglou, and they were so pampered that they could do a violent combination of specially trained court thugs. Du Banniang was also so frightened that she screamed continuously, buried her head in the old bustard's shriveled chest, and was pushed away by the old bustard who was watching the battle intently, so she could only jump on the bed and cover her head with the quilt.
Which time to boil a pot of rice, those Qinglou thugs were all beaten and slashed by the violent combination and fell to the ground and shrunk into a ball, only the power to cry out in pain, not the power to be reckless, and those who were not seriously injured simply lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.
Zhou Lijun said to the shivering bustard standing aside: "Do you still have reinforcements, call them over." This girl will give up her life to accompany the sow today. ”
The old bustard said: "Yes, I still have reinforcements, I eat all in black and white, you wait a while, don't hit me first." After saying that, he slipped out and pulled the county lord who was playing with the girl in the guest room on the other side, this disheveled county lord often came here to patronize, eating and playing for nothing, but became the master of this place, of course he had to find him if there was something, and it was not good for him to close down here.
The middle-aged county lord asked Zhou Lijun and others why they were making trouble, did they know that this was his territory? Zhou Lijun said to the county magistrate, of course she knew that this was his territory, but now she is in charge.
After all, the county master is an old fritter in officialdom, not so reckless, seeing that the other party knows that he is an official and is not afraid, he guesses that the other party is also a powerful person, so he humbly asks the other party who is the person?
The fierce combination showed the waist card to the county master, hoping that he would not be so clumsy. Sure enough, the chubby county magistrate immediately bowed deeply to Zhou Lijun and them, saying that he was welcoming Yu Chao's father-in-law's arrival, and if there was anything he could do, he would like to ask.
Zhou Lijun said to the old bustard: "Look, the officials and masters all listen to me, do you listen?" ”
The old bustard knelt down and said, "Listen, absolutely listen." ”
Zhou Lijun asked the county master to go back and continue to play with his girl, there is nothing for him here. He immediately retreated respectfully.
Zhou Lijun said to Du Banniang: "I will bring a man over in the evening." You will be responsible for receiving him then. At the same time, I want you to apply poison to you. And it must not be known to others. ”
Du Banniang and the old bustard cordially said that they would follow the girl's instructions and dare not disobey them.