Chapter 67: Drinking
Zhou Lijun asked Ah Meng and Ah Li to go to buy wine first, and after buying it, the three of them went back together to find Liang Xingfa to drink without getting drunk.
After a while, Ah Meng and Ah Li, two stupid men, came back with a bottle of wine to Zhou Lijun to see. She asked the two fools what kind of wine they bought.
The two stupid men were very meritorious, and said that they bought ordinary Erguotou, which is generally sold very cheaply because of the water mixed with it. They said it happily, thinking that saving money for the owner would definitely be appreciated by the owner.
I don't know they're wrong. Zhou Lijun not only did not praise them, but strongly criticized them, saying that if he bought such a low-grade wine, how could Liang Xingfa drink happily, how could he get drunk if he didn't drink happily, and how could he do it if he wasn't drunk.
The two stupid men heard the sound of Nuo Nuo, but in fact, they didn't know that Zhou Lijun felt sorry for her husband Liang Xingfa, so where was she willing to abuse him.
Zhou Lijun ordered the two stupid men to throw away the second pot head and buy more expensive Fenjiu. No matter what her husband says, he is also a VIP.
Although those two stupid men are stupid, they also know that if they can not be troublesome, they will not be troublesome, and if they can cut corners, they will cut corners, and then go to the market to buy Fenjiu, which is troublesome and consumes a lot of physical strength, so they don't want to go again. But you can't blatantly say no, after all, Zhou Lijun's identity is more noble than them, and if you don't go, you will disobey orders, and you will not have a good life.
Ah Meng pretended to be inspired and said: "Miss, in fact, we don't have to toss like this, just put rat poison in the wine and poison him directly, won't it?" ”
Zhou Lijun jumped up angrily and knocked on his head and said, "I'll give you poisonous wine to drink, will you drink it?" ”
Ah Meng covered his head and replied without courage at all: "Don't drink." ”
Zhou Lijun knocked him again and said: "Isn't this it, you don't even drink something as stupid as you, how can people drink, it's not necessarily stupid that people are stupider than you." ”
Ah Meng continued to cover his head and said weakly, "I will drink it without knowing it." ”
Ah Li also chimed in and said, "Yes, if you don't know, you'll drink it." Only you know this, I know, God knows, and the earth knows. ”
The combination of fierce force has always been seamless, so Zhou Lijun can't fall after knocking on the force, how to knock and how to knock now now, so he knocked and said: "You don't have a nose when you are a person." People with deep internal strength have always had a very sensitive sense of smell. It's so poisonous, I poisoned him to death when I was in Fengxiang's godfather, where is it your turn to get you two wastes to appear. ”
Ah Li said weakly: "Miss is right, don't knock again, I hurt so much." ”
After eating Zhou Lijun's fist, the fierce combination still had to obediently buy wine again. When they came back again, they were panting and sweating profusely. But I had an extra bottle of wine with a very delicate appearance. Zhou Lijun was very satisfied, and at the same time encouraged them to work as hard as they do now in the future.
The three of them walked home from the woods with a bottle of wine. Zhou Lijun took two stupid men and ran directly to Liang Xingfa's room, shouted a few times but no one answered, thinking, could it be that Liang Xingfa was exhausted and fell asleep after the journey of the past few days? Do you want to wake him up? Would he be angry if he was waking him up from a dream?
The combination of violent forces had extremely poor patience, and he slammed on Liang Xingfa's door violently, and shouted in his mouth: "Get up." "I don't know that there is still no movement inside, just like Liang Xingfa went to find her. The fierce combination thought that Liang Xingfa slept very dead, so it was better, and went in directly to kill him, and he didn't know how he died when he arrived in the Hades Palace. And they can save a good bottle of wine, which should be regarded as a reward for their success. After the two discussed this, they couldn't stop laughing.
Zhou Lijun was so angry that she knocked on their heads a few more times, and made a silent gesture to them, and then lowered her voice and scolded them: "You are looking for death, so blatantly discussing how to kill people at the door of others, in case they have already woken up." Even if the three of us work together, there is no chance of victory, his martial arts are unfathomable. ”
The two stupid men didn't dare to talk anymore, saying that everything was under Zhou Lijun's arrangement. Zhou Lijun called a few more times in her crisp voice, and Liang Xingfa still didn't answer.
In order to make sure that Liang Xingfa was not in the room, he could only push the door open. The result was unexpected, Liang Xingfa did not sleep very dead, but was not in the room at all. She couldn't help but say anxiously in her heart: "It's already very late at night, why does he still run out at this time, so that people can't share the wine with him when they are ready." ”
Zhou Lijun was so anxious that she kept muttering: "He has no friends here, where will he go?" ”
The two stupid men said to her: "Do you still need to ask, such a beautiful day, he is such a strong man, he must have gone to the brothel of the Qinglou to spend his time." You always call us stupid, and you don't understand enough for us men to understand this aspect. Hee-hee-hee. ”
These words are tantamount to sprinkling a handful of salt on her wounds and pouring oil on her fire, it is conceivable that she is so angry, and immediately angry with these two stupid men, if they hadn't called her out, how could Liang Xingfa go to that kind of place that made her jealous, and what was even worse was that they were still complacent. So she slapped her hands on their stupid heads. caused them to cry out for help like wolves at midnight.
The combination of violence was not until the nose was blue, the face was swollen, and the eyes were full of stars, so that he finally didn't have to be beaten anymore. Crying, she followed Zhou Lijun back to her room. When she pushed her room open, everyone was dumbfounded, because there was a person lying on her bed, and that person was undoubtedly her husband Liang Xingfa who had not passed through the door. It turned out that Liang Xingfa fell asleep while waiting in her room, and she didn't have anything to spend as a pastime, but she was easy to get sleepy.
Liang Xingfa was worried that Zhou Lijun would wait in her room, so he naturally didn't sleep deeply, and when he heard someone open the door in half a dream, he immediately jumped up, and when he looked at it, it turned out that his wife who had not passed the door had returned. The two husbands and wives caught each other like hide and seek for most of the night.
The first thing Liang Xingfa said when he saw Zhou Lijun was, "Where did you go just now?" Zhou Lijun's first words when she saw Liang Xingfa were, "Why did you sleep in my room?" Then the two of them frothed at each other and explained to each other for most of the night, and finally let each other understand how they met here.
The violent combination stared at Liang Xingfa with resentful eyes, and blamed him for running to the young lady's room without saying a word, causing them to be beaten fat. I really want to beat Liang Xingfa back to relieve my anger.
Liang Xingfa finally discovered their existence, and couldn't help but ask them curiously and suspiciously what was wrong, as if he had stabbed a hornet's nest and been stung by thousands of angry hornets.
The violent combination said indignantly to Liang Xingfa: "It's worse than being stung by a hornet." Can't you stay in your own room if you're fine? ”
Liang Xingfa said to the fierce combination: "The two eldest brothers don't know, Zhou Lijun and I are a husband and wife appointed by the emperor, so there is nothing inappropriate for me to sleep here, don't be surprised by the two eldest brothers." ”
The fierce combination also wanted to blame Liang Xingfa for a few more words, but was stopped by Zhou Lijun, she didn't want these two big bosses to ruin the interest of their husband and wife reunion.
Zhou Lijun asked Liang Xingfa to go with them to the pavilion in the courtyard to drink and cheer up, and she specially prepared a bottle of good wine. Liang Xingfa leaned over the wine bottle and sniffed it, and couldn't help but sigh: "It's so fragrant, this so-called famous bottle incense." ”
Zhou Lijun couldn't help but sincerely praise him for being a powerful wine taster. He said: "When it comes to wine tasting, Li Bai, who claims to be the only drinker who leaves his name, is more powerful. "He used to work in a hotel and was very good at wine tasting and drinking. She said that she wanted to have a drink with him, and he naturally agreed with him.
After the four of them sat down in the pavilion, they violently combined and took out a few small wine glasses, poured them for Liang Xingfa first, and persuaded him to drink them first. He said, "Let's do it together, what's the point of drinking alone." So, everyone drank the first glass of wine together.
However, the rest of the three didn't drink much, and poured wine for Liang Xingfa one by one, and the words of persuasion were strange. In order for Liang Xingfa to be more than six feet tall, he also had to make a glass of wine, and in order for him to see the emperor's dragon face, he had to drink a few glasses of wine. Even sitting in the dead pavilion could be a reason for him to be toasted. It made it extremely troublesome for him to drink small cups one by one, and even Lei made them rack their brains to think of a reason, and simply drank the whole bottle.
Just because it was not big, Liang Xingfa didn't get drunk at all after drinking, so he was extremely disappointed with the violent combination, and wasted a good bottle of wine in vain. I didn't expect him to drink so much more than he expected. Zhou Lijun saw that Liang Xingfa was drinking, so she asked the fierce combination to buy another bottle so that he could drink to his heart's content.
The fierce combination was sad, because in Yu Chaoen's plan, they could only buy a bottle of good wine, and if they bought it again, they would have to deduct money from their salaries, so they were very distressed, but they had to go if they were distressed, and if they couldn't complete the task, Yu Chaoen would make them feel painful.
The second bottle of good wine came up quickly. Who knew that as soon as Liang Xingfa came up, he said to them: "You are the host, I am the guest, you can't blindly let me drink anymore, I will not be happy." This time it's your master's turn to drink. ”
The fierce combination said: "It's better for you to drink, we don't dare to drink." ”
Liang Xingfa said: "Oh, if there is anything you dare not drink, even if you drink it, it can be counted as my drink, so that you can reimburse your master." ”
Zhou Lijun also said to Liang Xingfa: "According to the master's regulations, this wine is used to greet guests. If you don't drink them, you can't go on with peace of mind. ”
Liang Xingfa said: "Then let's all drink evenly, and each person drinks one cup at the same time." ”
The two foodies immediately agreed, how could they endure such a fragrant wine, and they still wanted to drink it. Liang Xingfa kept urging them to drink on the grounds that they had served faithfully here for many years, and in an instant, they drank the bottle of wine to the fullest. Outside of Liang Xingfa, they were so drunk that they all lay on the table. They never dreamed that they wanted to get drunk with Liang Xingfa, but they were drunk by Liang Xingfa in turn, and if they want to use this trick in the future, they have to practice the amount of alcohol first.