Liang Xingfa and Li Wanyue stood in the middle of the lawn, and the squid Zen master and Hongchen Shitai sat on a large bluestone behind them to watch the battle.

In fact, the attention of the squid Zen master was not on the two people in the competition, but on staring at the Hongchen master sitting next to him with slanted eyes. He'd known her for decades, and he'd never thought she was as beautiful and charming as she is today, and even her breathing was the sexiest thing in the world. It's probably because he hasn't been with her properly for more than ten years.

The squid Zen master asked Hongchen Shitai, "Have you ever gotten along with other men since we separated?" ”

Mrs. Hongchen said, "Yes." In the past, there was also a Taoist priest who lived here with immortal wind bones, and whenever he got something delicious, he would give some to Li Wanyu to eat. ”

The squid Zen master said angrily: "Okay, you bald donkey dare to rob the master with the poor way." After saying that, he felt that it was wrong, because he was a bald donkey. So he changed his tone and said, "Okay, you stinky Taoist priest dares to rob the master with a poor monk." Master Hongchen ignored him, and still watched Liang Xingfa and Li Wanyue doing warm-up exercises over there.

The squid Zen master asked Hongchen again: "Where did the Taoist priest go later?" ”

Hongchen Shitai said: "Ascension to heaven." One night it was raining heavily and the wind blew down the house and crushed the sleeping Taoist to death. Hey, what a jealous talent. There are people who don't deserve to die but they die, and there are people who deserve to die but are still alive and well, and there are faces there to be jealous. ”

The squid Zen master felt that Master Hongchen would also be like him at this time, and very much wanted to have a warm hug. So he flew over happily and hugged Hongchen Shitai's neck, causing Hongchen Shitai to almost lose his breath. Because she was angry, she viciously told him to go away. Because her neck was strangled and her breath was not smooth, she only had the word "open" to speak clearly.

As a result, Liang Xingfa and Li Wanyue, who were doing warm-up exercises on the side, thought that Hongchen Shitai's shouting had begun, and immediately drew their swords and fought together, but they heard Hongchen Shitai shouting to stop again after a round, and the two had to stop again.

In fact, it wasn't that Hongchen Master shouted a pause, but that the squid Zen master stroked her fairly tight old face, making her angry and shouting to stop, and then knocked the squid Zen master to the side with one palm, almost rolling off the cliff.

Li Wanyue ran over angrily and said to Mrs. Hongchen: "You shout for a while, start and pause, what do you want?" Do you want us to see you two old men finish fighting before it's our turn to fight? ”

Hongchen Shitai said to Li Wanyue and Liang Xingfa: "I'm not talking to you, you can continue, don't worry about us two old men." ”

Li Wanyue and Liang Xingfa walked back to the middle of the lawn. But Li Wanyue stared at Liang Xingfa and laughed slightly, she remembered the scene when Liang Xingfa was beaten by a group of beggars that day, and thought that to defeat such a waste, it would not take two tricks at all. Just be ruthless so that he loses a little bit more embarrassed.

Li Wan made an appointment to attack Liang Xingfa's next plate with a "Haidilao Moon", trying to turn him over. Liang Xingfa did not confront her head-on, but jumped onto a big tree next to her. She couldn't help but be taken aback in her heart, judging from the skill he had just jumped, this light skill was quite good, even a little better than her.

Li Wanyue's fighting spirit was aroused instead, and he also jumped onto the big tree, and fought with Liang Xingfa for more than 20 rounds without winning or losing. But Liang Xingfa could fight with her while secretly breaking the branch she was stepping on, causing her to fall from the tree with one foot in the air, and she fell into disheveled clothes and was extremely embarrassed.

The squid Zen master climbed onto the big stone where Hongchen Shitai was sitting again, looked very happy, clapped his hands and said to Hongchen Shitai: "You see, the martial arts of the apprentices I taught are better than those you taught. You just throw in the towel. ”

The already annoying Hongchen Master became even more upset when she saw him, glared at him fiercely and said, "Do you still want to take another slap?" ”

The squid Zen master immediately said that he would be very quiet next.

That Li Wanyue was thrown down, and she was extremely angry in her heart, and she didn't take revenge on a woman. So, in a huff, he slashed the branch at Liang Xingfa's feet with his sword. Liang Xingfa thought that she was as fun as a little beast, so he decided to play with her. So, he simply jumped down and pulled a handful of Li Wanyue's clothes who were cutting down trees, he originally wanted to tear her off, but who knew that her red coat was too thin, and it was torn with a "hiss" without tearing.

Liang Xingfa felt very embarrassed, Li Wanyue also felt very embarrassed, and Hongchen Shitai also felt very embarrassed, but the squid Zen master felt very excited, and he encouraged Liang Xingfa to use this method to force his opponent to surrender. Master Hongchen thought that the squid Zen master couldn't spit out ivory from his dog's mouth, so he said to him, "If you don't say a few words, no one will treat you as a dumb person." ”

Li Wanyu simply took off the thin coat, there was only a sleeveless single coat inside, and her two arms were snow-white and tender. She was very angry and determined to retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, and stripped off all of Liang Xingfa's clothes. So she launched a fierce attack on Liang Xingfa.

Liang Xingfa saw that she was fierce, so he had to fight and retreat. If you fight her, you'll hurt her. After more than a dozen rounds, Liang Xingfa jumped on a big rock, and Li Wanyue could let him escape, and when would he wait if he didn't hit Liang Xingfa while the iron was hot. So, she jumped on the stone with a somersault. The posture is quite graceful. But beauty is beautiful, and there is not much practical value, because the body cannot be completely stretched, Liang Xingfa took advantage of the opportunity when her feet just fell on the stone, and she fell down again, and she still fell very embarrassed.

Mrs. Hongchen's heart is naturally mixed, of course she hopes that her daughter will win Liang Xingfa to win back face for her in front of the squid Zen master, but when she thinks that her daughter will win and will be in a hurry to marry the person she hates the most, so she is very conflicted in her heart.

The squid Zen master is the opposite of Hongchen Shitai, of course he hopes that Liang Xingfa will win, and now Liang Xingfa has the advantage, so he looks at it with relish, and from time to time glances at Hongchen Shitai with interest, and Hongchen Shitai always glares back at him viciously.

Li Wanyue was so angry that she couldn't maintain the demeanor of a lady, she scolded, saying that Liang Xingfa always played tricks, extremely insidious and vicious, and could directly enter the palace as a eunuch.

Liang Xingfa said to Li Wanyu: "The art of war is cloudy, and it is necessary to surprise and not get tired of deceit." Do you have to go straight to the competition, do you have to tell you in advance if I hit you on the left cheek, so that you can be prepared, then what's the point of going on like this? If you can't guess my moves, it only means you're stupid. ”

Li Wanyue was so angry that she was about to explode when she heard his words, for some reason, she always felt that someone had been saying that she was stupid recently, and she was already very bored, and swore that whoever dared to say this about her would fight with the other party, so she jumped on the rock again angrily and fought desperately with Liang Xingfa.

After fighting for a while, Li Wanyue suddenly stopped fighting, and chatted with Liang Xingfa with a smile.

Lang Xingfa himself feels that all along, as long as a beautiful woman wants to chat with him, he is very happy, and tries to accommodate the topics that beautiful women like. However, in the face of a beauty like Li Wanyue, he felt that he had lost the interest he had before. Because Li Wanyue chatted with him because she wanted him to pretend that he couldn't beat her.

Liang Xingfa said to Li Wanyue: "I can't pretend to lose to you, because my master's happy life in the second half of his life is pressed on me, do you want to see his old man lonely?" ”

Li Wanyue said: "What does it have to do with me whether outsiders are happy or unhappy, my happy life now and even in the future is also pressed in this game." You will fulfill me, even if you repay me for your kindness. ”

Liang Xingfa asked Li Wanyue: "Is it because I am particularly forgetful, is there kindness between us?" ”

Li Wanyue said to him: "How can you say no, it seems that you are really premature and decrepit." Don't you remember the last time those beggars beat you up or I helped you out? ”

Liang Xingfa said to her: "Actually, I deliberately asked those beggars to help me beat my bones, but I was ruined by your kindness, and I lost a chance to enjoy it." You see, you can't beat me, let alone the beggars. ”

Li Wanyue said to him angrily: "Even if I do bad things with good intentions, but then I invited you to a meal, and you also ate several bowls, as the so-called little bit of kindness should be repaid with a spring, and now is the time for you to repay the favor." ”

Liang Xingfa said to her: "It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and in the same way, it is not too late for a gentleman to repay his kindness for ten years. You can eat the whole banquet if you want. ”

Li Wanyue said very resentfully: "Do you think I'm the kind of foodie who is very short of food, I am very rare for that meal, can you bear to destroy my lifelong happiness?" ”

Liang Xingfa asked her: "Why is this competition and your lifelong happiness pressed inside, what is going on?" ”

Li Wanyue said: "My mother wants you to let me have a tryst with my lover if I win, you say I'm miserable, you say you shouldn't help me." ”

Liang Xingfa said to her: "That's really miserable. But why did your mother do this to sabotage your tryst, was it because your lover was miserable? ”

Li Wanyue roared and said, "How come, you are blind to me, am I the kind of person who likes to be ugly, it's just that he is the son of An Lushan." ”

Liang Xingfa said: "Oh, it turned out to be that beast." In that case, I can't let you win. I really didn't say you, how can your eyes be blind to such an extent, it's better not to have these eyes. ”

Li Wanyue didn't know whether she couldn't stand Liang Xingfa's blow or felt that happiness was out of reach, so she squatted down and cried. Neither the squid Zen master nor the Hongchen master knew what they were talking about or what was going on, because the old lovers were also discussing what arrangements would be made after the competition.

Liang Xingfa walked over to comfort and comfort the crying Li Wanyue, but he didn't know that his kindness was not rewarded, so Li Wanyue took advantage of Liang Xingfa's lack of battle and prepared to suddenly swing his sword and slash at him, causing him to hurriedly retreat and dodge, and had to hurriedly parry, but it was too late, Liang Xingfa, who had fallen at the beginning, couldn't resist Li Wanyue's fierce attack, and was knocked away by her as soon as he didn't pay attention to the sword in his hand.

Li Wanyue, who was extremely excited, only looked at Liang Xingfa's sword that had been knocked away, and between the lightning and flint, Liang Xingfa suddenly kicked Li Wanyue's soft chest, causing her to fly down the rock, because she was heavier than the sword, so she landed on the ground first. The result of the competition was naturally Liang Xingfa's victory.