The squid Zen master ran barefoot to Master Hongchen's room and eagerly asked him if he was late?

Mrs. Hongchen said, "It's not too late to come, but if you come to eat, you won't." I only cooked two bowls of rice porridge, one for my daughter and I. So you can take care of your own food. ”

The squid Zen master said pitifully: "Can you make one more bowl, you see, I am watching you eat from the side, can you eat with peace of mind?" ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "Why don't you feel at ease, no matter who is watching me eat it will not affect my appetite." But I'm not going to cook an extra bowl for you. When I wanted to cook for you, you empathized and didn't fall in love, and now I don't want to cook for you and you come to me with a dead face. ”

The squid Zen master said, "Can you let go of your previous grievances and grievances, and let's open our arms together to embrace the tomorrow that we don't have." Let the troubles of the past drift away with the wind like a spider's web. He thought that his very philosophical words could impress Mrs. Hongchen, who boasted of seeing through Hongchen, but who knew that Mrs. Hongchen would not be easily moved by some sweet words because she saw through Hongchen, so Mrs. Hongchen just drank porridge by herself and let him drool aside.

At this time, Liang Xingfa also arrived out of breath. The squid master was very good at his feet and ran very fast, making it difficult for him to chase after him.

Master Hongchen was as cold as frost to the squid Zen master, but to Liang Xingfa was like a ray of sunshine in winter, and asked Liang Xingfa very warmly if he had eaten breakfast?

Liang Xingfa said to Mrs. Hongchen: "Back to Senior Aunt, the disciple came up after breakfast just now. ”

Mrs. Hongchen kindly asked Liang Xingfa what he ate for breakfast?

Liang Xingfa replied to Mrs. Hongchen: "I ate a cucumber, two steamed buns, and a cup of soy milk. ”

The squid Zen master immediately yelled at Liang Xing with a blushing face: "You rebellious apprentice, you eat so much breakfast, why don't you call out for the teacher to eat, are you afraid that the teacher will grab breakfast from you, don't you realize that you are acting selfishly?" ”

Liang Xingfa said to the squid Zen master: "I originally prepared your breakfast, but just wanted to ask you to eat it, you ran outside again, and thought you were going to go to the toilet." But when you come back, you won't let me speak. When I said that, you didn't eat breakfast and ran up like crazy. ”

The squid Zen master thought about it, but it was indeed his own fault, and he really couldn't blame Liang Xingfa, people still had him as a master in their hearts.

However, there was one thing that made the squid Zen master very puzzled, so he asked his childhood sweetheart's junior sister: "My good junior sister, why are you so indifferent to me, a master, if you care so much about my apprentice?" ”

Master Hongchen still glanced at the big bald head of the squid Zen master very indifferently and said, "That's because your apprentice looks more handsome and dedicated than you. ”

The squid Zen master was even more puzzled, and he asked Hongchen Master Taidao again: "Have you read all the men in the world, how can you see that a person is inattentive?" ”

Master Hongchen smiled and said, "Of course I have read all the men in the world, otherwise how can I see through Hongchen." I think Liang Xingfa's eyes when he looked at Li Wanyue were deeper than the eyes you looked at me back then. ”

The squid Zen master sighed and asked the sky speechlessly. Li Wanyue lowered her head shyly on the side, and Liang Xingfa felt that his cheeks were a little hot.

After Hongchen Shitai and Li Wanyu had eaten and drunk enough, they announced the start of the competition, although the squid Zen master was still hungry.

A group of four people came to a lawn in the back mountain, with a few big trees and a few big rocks nearby.

Hongchen Shitai announced to everyone: "Now is the time for each apprentice to compete, we must divide the winners and losers, the winning side can put forward some demands, and the losing side can be satisfied as much as possible, just forget it if you can't be satisfied." ”

The squid Zen master said that he didn't understand very much, and asked her if she could explain it more clearly? But Mrs. Hongchen said that she had made it clear.

Subsequently, Mrs. Hongchen said to everyone: "This competition is divided into civil fighting and martial arts, three games and two wins, the literary fight is up to me, martial arts is a battle between two young people, but you can't make a killing move, which side is injured, the other side loses." ”

As soon as these words came out, not only the squid Zen master had an opinion, but even Li Wanyue also had an opinion. The opinion of the squid Zen master is that if all the questions are made by Hongchen Master, then Liang Xingfa will lose, because Li Wanyue has known the answer for a long time.

The squid Zen master didn't expect that Li Wanyue, who he thought was in his hands to win, also opposed Wen Dou, thinking that it was too complicated, and the old lady must have hoped that she would lose, so that she would not be able to see An Qingxu.

Master Hongchen said to the squid master, "If you refuse to let me solve the question, you will roll down the mountain." ”

The squid Zen master hurriedly said: "There is no objection, Li Wanyue don't say more, it's all up to your wife." ”

Mrs. Hongchen said to Li Wanyue: "If you dare to disobey my orders in front of other people, I will not have your daughter from now on, even if you meet me on the street in the future, you can't ask me, I will pretend not to know you." ”

Li Wanyue had no choice but to obey.

"Please Liang Xingfa and Li Wanyu to listen to the question and see who can answer quickly", Hongchen Shitai said: "Xiaohong and Xiao Li bragged to each other, Xiaohong said that she could eat the whole world, what did Xiao Li say better than Xiaohong?" ”

Li Wanyue hurriedly replied: "That Xiao Li must say that he is the king of the world." ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "You answered wrong, why haven't you made any progress in my IQ for so many years, how can you not suffer the losses of those stinky men." ”

Li Wanyue muttered: "You think you're very smart, you haven't suffered the loss of that stinky bald head." I'm stupid and embarrassed to talk about others. ”

Hongchen Master was too angry and asked Li Wanyue what was she muttering there? Li Wanyue hurriedly said nothing.

Hongchen Shi stared at Liang Xingfa and asked, "You shouldn't be or not, right?" ”

Liang Xingfa said to Mrs. Hongchen: "I will, I just let the little junior sister answer first." ”

If Master Hongchen asks Liang Xingfa to meet, let's hurry up. Liang Xingfa, who has liked to watch brain teasers since he was a child, has long been familiar with the routines of these questions, and he replied: "Then Xiao Li said that he can eat Xiaohong." ”

Mrs. Hongchen was very satisfied with Liang Xingfa's answer, and praised Liang Xingfa's brain faster than Li Wanyue, which made Li Wanyue feel very embarrassed.

The squid Zen master was so happy that he ran over and shook Liang Xingfa's hand and said, "You are really my good apprentice, the so-called famous teacher is also a high apprentice." ”

Master Hongchen drank the squid Zen master to the side. Then let Li Wanyue and Liang Xingfa continue to listen to the question, she said: "Why do some fruit trees grow for more than ten years and do not bear an apple? ”

Li Wanyue hurriedly said: "Because the apple tree was crippled, it caused malnutrition, so it can't bear apples." ”

Mrs. Hongchen said to Li Wanyue: "Have you ever seen a fruit tree that can't bear a country as long as it hasn't died?" ”

Li Wanyue shook her head, and then, Mrs. Hongchen said that she always doesn't pay attention to things, how can she recognize human nature in this way, and the result is not the same as being deceived.

Li Wanyue muttered on the side again: "Actually, you are not the same, and the result is to be deceived." ”

Mrs. Hongchen scolded her again, who was she talking about? She looked at Liang Xingfa and said, "It's this guy." ”

Liang Xingfa laughed generously. In this way, their mother and daughter did not have an overnight feud.

Mrs. Hongchen asked Liang Xingfa again? Liang Xingfa said: "How could it not, it wasn't an apple tree in the first place. ”

Master Hongchen looked at Liang Xingfa with satisfaction and nodded. The squid Zen master ran over again and excitedly shook Liang Xingfa's hand and said, "Sure enough, my teaching has not been in vain, it seems that you have learned my skills." ”

Master Hongchen scolded the squid Zen Master again: "Do you think you will understand, get out of the way." ”

The squid Zen master had to sit aside.

Li Wanyue said to Mrs. Hongchen: "You usually come up with three questions, but now that people have got two questions right, even if they win." ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "Liang Xingfa must have won, but I still want to test him." ”

Liang Xingfa told her to take the test.

Mrs. Hongchen said: "Draw a circle, where is this circle drawn, we will never be able to jump out?" ”

Liang Xingfa said without thinking: "Of course, it is painted on my body." As soon as these words came out, even Li Wanyue couldn't help but tremble, and she couldn't imagine that the problem that she couldn't think of herself was actually thought of by Liang Xingfa, so her favorability towards him increased a few points. The squid Zen master ran over excitedly and wanted to hug Liang Xingfa to celebrate, but he was glared at by Hongchen Master and retreated.

Mrs. Hongchen also praised Liang Xingfa, saying that his IQ was above An Qingxu. also said that it would be interesting to live with Liang Xingfa, and everyone guessed together how sweet those days would be.

Li Wanyue said that verbal kung fu is nothing, and it is enjoyable to do it with real knives and guns. Winning her is what convinces her. So Hongchen Shitai announced that he would enter the next round of competition.