Chapter 34: Fans of the Barbarians

Xiao Yi felt that this guy's words were not particularly reliable, in case he finished the meal, he had to press himself in someone else's wine shop, wouldn't he be very faceless? In order to protect himself, Xiao Yi was ruthless, swallowed the gluttonous insects that stuck out his head, and said with a righteous face: "No, barbarian, I can't accept your kindness anymore, let's go back and eat Wowotou!" ”

Li Ling was a little worried, and hurriedly said: "Thin man, you still don't know me, it's just a cheap mouth, since you want to eat a water mat to show your longing for your hometown, how can I disturb your homesickness?" "Li Ling knows very well that eating people with short mouths and soft hands with people is an eternal truth, this meal, no matter what, must be well invited and entertained, let alone a meal, even if Xiao Yi wants the moon in the sky, Li Ling will take it off! When Li Ling thought like this, he quickly raised his head and looked at the sky, hoping that the moon would not come out to intervene today, otherwise, he would be ready to throw the moon into the well, and lock up all the monkeys to prevent them from fishing for the moon!

When the two of them returned to the inn after a full meal, it was already the dead of night, Li Ling didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, called to open the door of the guy in the store, borrowed pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and then, he wanted to create a great cause, it must be of epoch-making significance, but the guy in the store was very unhappy, and he was not polite to Li Ling at all, as if Li Ling woke him up to sleep and disturbed his sweet dream, and owed him a few carts of silver, if at this time, he could behave better, Li Ling may be willing to help him get rid of the ugly scum, so that he can also marry a beautiful woman, but forget it now, the main reason is that Li Ling has a deeper friendship with the beautiful female relative in his heart.

As a result, the new labor contract of the Dajing Dynasty was freshly released! Party A is Li Ling, Party B, it's still empty!

Li Ling finished writing with great difficulty, and felt that there was a lot of sweat on his back, alas, he knew that one day he would come to this Dajing Dynasty, he should have studied hard when he was in college to learn calligraphy, and now this character is simply ...... The font of the little swallow that crossed over to the Great Jing Dynasty! Ghost Drawing Talismans!

It's ugly to death!

Will Xiao Yat suck through laughter?

Li Ling sighed and shook his head, it was very likely that something unfortunate would happen! Looks like you have to get cold water ready!

The next day, as soon as Li Ling saw Xiao Yi, he said his grand plan and careful deployment to make a fortune and become well-off, Xiao Yi was stunned for a while, and finally, Xiao Yi concluded that Li Ling, who he saw for the first time, was long gone, and the guy in front of him seemed to be loyal, honest, kind and reliable, but it didn't seem to be so consistent on the outside, and in the future, he must not offend him, otherwise, although his character is not guaranteed, but the pit product is very secure, and it is guaranteed that one pit is accurate!

Xiao Yi listened to Li Ling's speech, without saying a word, first slapped his thigh, his thigh was not tight, which scared Li Ling, this thigh slapping action is a warm-up action for ladies to start scolding the street, it is just the same as the men's sleeves when they want to go to war, before he can come up with a countermeasure, I saw that Xiao Yi's eyes were already shining, staring straight at Li Ling, incoherent excitedly, and stammered: "Okay!" Barbarian,...... Barbarian, you have such a good eye! Look for...... Find me to cooperate, this is the most correct choice, I even hit the three yuan, it is simply tailor-made for this thing! Xiao Yi jumped up happily, staring straight at Li Ling with his eyes, and then pounced on Li Ling like a hungry wolf......

Then, Li Ling was ravaged by a brute force, and he couldn't get angry when he was hugged! How could this skinny monkey-like person have so much energy!

Li Ling couldn't help but roll his eyes!

However, even if he was ravaged, he was still very happy, if there was the first entry, he would definitely call Zhao Mei first, he would have a good drink with Xiao Yi, and let Zhao Mei take a good look at his money, so that others would steal the money while he was drunk!

Then he took out the labor contract that had been prepared a long time ago, Xiao Yi looked at it, and was really surprised, didn't believe it, and then laughed wildly! ……

In the end, I can still remember: "Barbarian, this is your masterpiece?" ”

Li Ling gave him a roll of the eyes fiercely!

This is the biggest insult Li Ling has received since he was reborn!

However, he decided that he didn't hear anything and saw nothing - sometimes, as a disabled person, it's still good!

A few days later, when the innkeeper Lao Zhou opened the door of the inn, he was frightened by the scene in front of him, and he didn't quite understand why he would bump into a ghost in broad daylight, so he quickly closed the door and rubbed his eyes, for fear that he had not yet awakened from his dream, and only after he was completely awake did he open the door again, and finally saw the noisy scene clearly, so frightened that the hairs on his demented son stood up! He'd never seen such a lively scene!

The small inn is crowded with students who are struggling to seek, that will be the pillars of the Great Jing Dynasty, but also the new force of governing the country, their faces are full of anxiety and expectation, and they are holding a thin leaflet in their hands, there are a few eye-catching big characters on it that these students can't see anything clearly, those words are very simple and easy to recognize in official writing: Gongshi crash course. These words attracted them like sugar water to ants, and their eyes were like pathfinders, and they all went straight to this little inn!

They can't take care of Lao Zhou's nerd-like mood at all, ten years of cold and bitter windows, and spring is coming soon, where is there time to ask about these little things?

"Barbarian, Li Manzi, who is Li Manzi?" A boy-like man dressed in a blue silk coat and wearing a jade belt around his waist asked first.

To be precise, such a group of people broke into this small inn, not being welcomed in by the guys at this inn.

"Fuck! It's just dawn, which one doesn't have long eyes so noisy, disturbing the old lady's dream! An angry shout fell from the sky, and the proprietress Big Yellow Tooth appeared like this!

She was woken up early in the morning by a group of people with no quality, she felt very angry, and in anger, she came out with a basin of last night's footwater!

The students only heard the angry voice of a woman, and they didn't take it to heart at all, in ancient times, they all emphasized literature and light martial arts, this scholar is the foundation of civil officials, and those who are eligible to participate in the examination are those who have passed the township examination, this woman roared and roared, and the scholar didn't take it to heart at all, because such a person is not worth their attention at all!

"We are here to find Li Manzi, there are some matters that need to be taught, dare to ask who your Excellency is?" The blue-shirted boy didn't verbally scorn the proprietress because he wasn't worth taking it to heart.

The rest of the people also looked up at the voice, and at this moment, they saw an object on it, and before they could see what was happening, the rain was already pouring down from the sky!

Accompanied by the pouring rain, there was also a woman's shrill and piercing voice: "Barbarian? You're a big-headed ghost! disturbed the old lady's sleep, so that you all look good! ”

The students couldn't dodge and were splashed with a basin of cold water on their heads! Suddenly, everyone was silent, as if they had lost their ability to adapt!

Soon, everyone seemed to have come back from the dead, for a while, the inn became a mess of a pot of porridge, angry scolding and wailing people, beating their chests and feet, everyone wanted to scold, condolences to the eighteenth generation ancestors of the person who splashed water, at this time, a person asked: "This water, as if it is an unclean thing, faintly has a hint of taste!" ”

The other man ran and jumped like thunder, pointed to it, and did not see whether there was anyone or not, so he shouted and cursed: "Your grandmother's! Who the hell dares to pour dirty water on these lifters outside? ”

The people of the Great Jing Dynasty are still more particular about signs, and this is pouring dirty water on the people who are about to participate in the examination, this nature is serious, it is simply a hatred of the sky! If this sign comes true, then it is time to fight for your life! For scholars, if you cut off my way to the imperial examination, it is equivalent to cutting off my way of being an official, and it is almost equivalent to taking my life! If you don't work hard for this kind of thing, then what's the point of life in the world! What's the point of reading so many sage books!

The big yellow tooth in the big red clothes, who didn't see clearly what this group of people who were shouting and shouting, when they heard them sighing, casually looked down, and couldn't help but wake up from the dream at once, for fear that he would see the wrong thing at a glance, so he rubbed his sleepy eyes vigorously, and when he clearly saw that those people were all scholars, he was shocked into a cold sweat, and he didn't wait to hear what they were scolding and scolding, so he hurried back with a cigarette, only to hear the above "bang." There was a loud slam of the door shut, and then there was no more sound.

When Li Ling was woken up by the sound outside, a trace of impatience flashed in his heart, so he stood behind the door to inquire about the situation, and when he heard this group of people shouting to find the barbarian, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, it was a smile full of evil spirit, absolutely ill-intentioned.

So, without everyone noticing, a door on the second floor slowly opened, and then, a young student dressed in white with a delicate face came out slowly.

The students below are all very angry, very, very angry!

"This ...... Brother Fang, we originally came here to ask for advice on the way of the Spring Ascendant, and this is actually such a thing, hey, this is ...... What is this called? A middle-aged man with a weak face said indignantly.