Chapter 33 Teach a Man to Fish?

"Okay, I promise you." Hearing this, the big white steamed bun finally felt a little more comfortable. "But you have to promise me - well, two things."

The big white steamed bun rolled his eyes as if he couldn't stand it, who can maintain a good image in front of this guy? I really want to slap him to death, like slapping a mosquito to death: "Two things? What are those two things? ”

Li Ling didn't notice the slightest coldness in her teeth, and said: "The first thing is that you must find out my silver, this is life-saving money, and you can't lose it; The second thing is, can you not always be fierce in front of me in the future, I am very timid, in case you get scared out of illness in the future, I don't dare to marry a daughter-in-law, then my father can't hold his grandson, he can't hold his grandson, it's very likely that he will find you to settle accounts, then ......"

Before Li Ling finished speaking, the big white steamed bun came over with teeth and claws, and Li Ling's body was already crackling, this guy, how can he never know how to be soft when he beats people!

When Li Ling and Xiao Yi helped each other back to the inn, they were silent, because they were both very depressed. Xiao Yicai was beaten by Zhao Mei, and Li Ling was beaten with a big white steamed bun again, hehe, they are really a pair of difficult brothers - why does Li Ling feel that he and everyone are difficult brothers!

"Thin man, you say, I have a very bad character?" Li Ling asked boredly.

Xiao Yi was immersed in his own world, and he didn't hear what Li Ling was saying clearly at all, and he nodded in line with the principle of a sage that people recognize when they speak.

Li Ling's mood was even lower......

"Am I a bad person?"

The principle is the same, Xiao Yi nodded again blankly.

Li Ling's emotions finally fell to the freezing point, it turned out that his character was so bad! He originally thought that in terms of character, even if he was not a dragon and phoenix among people, at least he should be a gentleman's virtue, but this is good, he is actually a bad person! He finally cried, crying in despair for the fact that his character was so low!

Xiao Yi was woken up by this howling cry, and he was also stunned, he didn't know what happened to Li Ling, he would cry so miserably, his face was discolored, and his liver and intestines were broken......

So, he hurriedly patted Li Ling's shoulder and asked in horror, "Barbarian, why are you crying so sadly?" ”

Li Ling raised his head, and what Xiao Yi saw was a pair of teary eyes, alas, this guy can really cry like rain!

"I was ashamed of my character and cried with shame!" Li Ling deeply blamed himself for not cultivating good and noble morals.

"Character? Barbarian, is your character very bad? Who said that? ”

It was Li Ling's turn to be surprised! Damn, you can still be like this, obviously you nodded vigorously when I asked you just now, and now it's still ......

Li Ling cried even more sadly, this time it was for the character of this friend, is it true that people are divided into groups? Xiao Yat is a mirror, woo woo woo......

"Who is accusing you?"

Li Ling didn't answer, but pointed at Xiao Yi with a hand.

It was Xiao Yi's turn to be surprised, and he defended with an incredulous face: "Barbarian, when did I say this? Our money is lost, I don't complain to you, a gentleman loves money, and takes it in a good way, our money is obtained through his own hard work, and it is clean hard-earned money; The thief snatched it from us, and it was ill-gotten wealth to him. Therefore, we have no loss of morality! Why should I accuse you? ”

"That'...... Isn't my character very bad? Li Ling couldn't help but want to confirm again.

Yat Shaw ...... with great certainty Shake your head, shake your head violently!

Li Ling smiled! However, there is also a deep worry on his face, what is this guy shaking his head so hard, is he trying to shake his head off so that he can kick it as a ball?

"Am I a bad person?"

Xiao Yi thought about it seriously, there was a familiar stubbornness on his thin face, and then said unusually firmly: "No, if you are all bad people, then the standard of good people in our Dajing Dynasty is also a little higher, or rather, there is no one who is a good person at all!" ”

Li Ling, who heard this, was very happy, and his face unconsciously smeared with a layer of shyness, Xiao Yi really deserved to be the champion, and he dared to say that he was a good person...... Hey, no, why should I deny myself? Aren't you a good person?

"Thin man, I am very pleased with what you said, so let's do it, in order to repay your vision and essence, I think I will invite you to dinner tonight, a big meal."

Xiao Yi's eyes flashed with unexpected joy, originally because the fruits of today's hard work were plagiarized, he was very depressed, but now when he heard that there was a free meal, he couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised, and then he saluted Li Ling wildly, arched his hand again, and asked greedily: "What is your dinner tonight?" ”

"A big meal? What do you think you want to eat? "It's so cool to feel like a local tyrant.

"Brother Tai has to be serious, then ......" Xiao Yat really fell into a state of crazy thinking, didn't he know that human beings laugh when they think about God? Let's go eat the Luoyang water seat! ”

"Luoyang water seat?" Li Ling is really not particularly familiar with the name of this dish.

"Luoyang water mat, water mat, there are two meanings, one is to be good at soup, the other is to eat one for another, one on the road, like flowing water, hence the name 'water mat'. There are 24 dishes for the water banquet, namely eight cold cuts, four pressed table dishes, eight large dishes, and four sweeping dishes. The order of serving is as follows: four meats, four vegetables and eight cold dishes are placed on the table first, and then four large dishes are served, each of which is served with two Chinese dishes, which is called 'Ribbon Shangchao'. The fourth dish is served with beet soup, followed by the main dish, followed by four table-pressing dishes, and finally a 'send-off soup'. This is one of the three uniques of our Luoyang-haven't you heard of it? ”

Li Ling couldn't help but regret a little when he heard his explanation, this guy ...... Isn't Mo a foodie? I've only heard of Yangguan Sanzi, how can there be a Luoyang Sanjue?

"What are the three uniques in Luoyang?"

Xiao Yi, who was originally gushing and immersed in the world of eating, couldn't help but look at Li Ling in disbelief at this time, this guy, can he not know the three uniques of Luoyang?

Obviously, in Li Ling's view, there is absolutely contempt and ...... in this gaze The meaning of contempt, just, why? Could it be that as a person of two worlds, who knows astronomy and geography, and is well-versed in the past and the present, he still has to be despised by an ancient person?

"Barbarian, is your hometown in the Peach Blossom Spring? How do you feel that you don't know that there is a Han, regardless of Wei and Jin? This Luoyang Three Uniquesβ€”"

"Cut, isn't it Luoyang Peony and Longmen Grottoes?" Take a gamble, anyway, Luoyang doesn't know himself, and he won't be too embarrassed if he loses!

Xiao Yi, who was about to explain well, immediately opened his mouth and stammered, literati are light, literati are light!

"By the way, I haven't finished the treat I just said!"

"How?"

"Well, I said I had a treat, but I didn't have that...... Silver! ”

Xiao Yi is angry, the vertical is not enough, and the sincerity is bullying!

Resolutely ignore him again!

In fact, Li Ling's mind was not idle for a moment, not because he lost the silver, but because it was better to find fish than to find fish. This song is relatively rare in the Dajing Dynasty, and there are so many people who can support it, how should this singing career develop? If the development is good, then you will make a lot of money, maybe that fame is even greater than Teresa Teng, from tunes to lyrics, to the release of records, looking for singers - to be precise, cultivating singers, and then to venues, this series of things is done, and it is still the only one in the Dajing Dynasty, it is difficult to make a fortune!

Maybe I can lead everyone into the era of national entertainment in advance!

Li Ling began to laugh, it was pure laughter.

"Alas, it's another year of spring, who can be famous?" Xiao Yi saw a few Confucian people wearing scarves, and his eyes couldn't help but flash with envy, which was a purer and nobler light than when he saw silver.

"Chunfu?" Li Ling heard this, he couldn't help but shudder with surprise, Li Ling had two professions in his previous life, one was a great candle and an engineer of the human soul, and the other was a great waiter, who should bow his head and be willing to be a son of a cow, he was originally a person who was determined to dedicate light and heat on the education front, but in the end he actually felt that there was too much afterglow, and he went to the government department, of course, the premise is naturally that he has to pass the five levels and kill the six generals of thousands of troops and horses on the single-plank bridge, that scene is simply a thousand miles of bloodshed, I still feel a little scared when I think about it, but this Dajing Dynasty must have more expectations for the waiter, and he knows that the opportunity has come!

Don't think crookedly, it's not an opportunity to be an official, but, hey, hey, hey, an opportunity to get rich!

The ancients had a natural thinking about studying first and then becoming an official, thinking that learning and excellence is a master, of course, the driving force for more straightforward learning is probably that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book, or perhaps, no one asks about the cold window for ten years, and he became famous in one fell swoop, or maybe it is self-cultivation and Qi family governing the country and leveling the world, and this imperial examination is that opportunity.

It seems that this great singing career and the cause of leading everyone into the era of national entertainment can only be put aside first, after all, there is a better fishing!

Li Ling also looked at the Confucian in a hurry, it was definitely not the kind of envious gaze that Xiao Yi looked at when he looked at them, Li Ling's gaze was more special, it was the red fruit fruit when the hungry wolf saw the little white rabbit, and it was also the hehe sneer when the weasel saw the chicken.

So, Li Ling's eyes rolled, as if he was finally confident, and quickly grabbed Xiao Yi's way, and said, "Thin man, just made a joke for you, let's go eat Luoyang water seat!" ”