In the past two days, the squid Zen master has obviously lived like a year, and he is sitting on pins and needles. It's okay not to sit, but it's uncomfortable to sit. He has a very good habit of meditating every morning. Good habits can also be contagious, and Liang Xingfa also meditates with him, and with his mind, he can better control his internal force.

However, the current squid Zen master is not able to sit for as long as before, and he has to walk around after sitting for a few minutes, and even when he sits, the muscles on his face are tense for a while, causing Liang Xingfa to think that he has hemorrhoids.

Liang Xingfa, who has always respected his teacher, ran a long way to buy hemorrhoids medicine, and the scene he imagined was that when the squid Zen master received the hemorrhoids medicine from him, he was moved to tears, and praised him for his filial piety and sensibility.

Unknowingly, his imagination is 108,000 miles away from reality. When the squid Zen master got the bottle of hemorrhoid medicine from him, he looked very confused and asked him what the hell this was?

Liang Xingfa told the squid Zen master: "This is a medicine for hemorrhoids, and I have come to a very practical conclusion through careful observation of you in the past two days, that is, you have hemorrhoids. But you don't have to worry, I've already bought the medicine for you, just take it on time. Needless to say, I understand it. ”

How do you know that the squid Zen master was not only not grateful but also very angry, and even his beard stood upside down, he scolded Liang Xingfa and said: "Who told you that I have that kind of unsightly disease, you fucking know a fart." Immediately, he felt that people in Buddhism should not be rude, so he hurriedly clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, sin and sin." ”

Liang Xingfa asked the squid Zen master in confusion: "If you don't have hemorrhoids, why are you always restless?" ”

The squid Zen master said, "Oh, I'm anxious, I'm always worried that I won't be able to see my junior sister, and I'm always worried that you will lose the competition. In short, how can you, young people, understand the suffering of the elderly? ”

Liang Xingfa wanted to talk to him, but the squid Zen master felt very irritable and didn't want to chat with Liang Xingfa, so he ordered Liang Xingfa to go to a cool place to play by himself.

But Liang Xingfa had something to tell the squid Zen master, so he didn't go to cool off by himself, but had to finish talking before leaving. But the squid Zen master refused to let him speak, and pushed him out of the door, and then closed the door, looking isolated from the world.

The squid master was sitting on the bed and was just about to meditate, when suddenly a dart flew in with a small note. This dart is full of strength, and ordinary martial arts masters can't catch it, and it's almost life-threatening.

However, the squid Zen master was a top martial arts master, and he caught the dart with two fingers. Usually people always open the note as soon as they receive a dart, after all, it is also a letter, who will write a letter if it is okay. But the squid Zen master didn't read the letter, because he knew that it was sent by Liang Xingfa, and he used the skills of his own sect, and he didn't need to read the content to know that it was nothing more than to persuade him not to hide from illness and avoid medicine.

The squid Zen master was already very irritable, but now when he saw that Liang Xingfa was still playing these boring things, he became more and more irritable, so he ran out of the door angrily and yelled at Liang Xingfa, and warned Liang Xingfa that if he dared to make him angry, he would shave all Liang Xingfa's hair. After finishing speaking, he threw the dart in front of Liang Xingfa. Then he ran back to his room and closed the door.

Liang Xingfa wondered, why is this big bald head not enlightened, and it is so difficult to tell him something. So, he used his internal strength and shouted to the squid Zen master with the kung fu of thousands of miles of sound transmission: "The agreed date for the martial arts competition has arrived, can you leave?" ”

The squid Zen master who was sitting on the bed with his eyes closed suddenly jumped, and before he could make good preparations, he fell off the bed with a "coax", and his big bald head hit the ground first, causing a big round pit on the smooth ground.

The more nervous a person is, the easier it is to mess up a thing. The squid Zen master was full of Hongchen Shitai in his heart, but he forgot the most important dates. So he stood up, didn't care about the pain in his head or put on his shoes, and ran up the mountain with a smoke, the speed was rare in the world, so that Liang Xingfa was blown around twice by his gust of wind.

Li Wanyue on the mountain has not gotten up at this time, and women who fall in love are generally more able to sleep. Hongchen Shitai is the opposite of her, she gets up very early, and older people generally don't like to sleep more.

Hongchen Shi didn't see Li Wanyue get up, and he thought that his daughter was too lazy, so he simply pushed open the door of his daughter's room to wake her up.

Li Wanyue said to Mrs. Hongchen with sleepy eyes and dissatisfaction: "Why are you waking me up? ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "Take a look for yourself, it's all three poles in the sun, and half of your buttocks are sunburned, can't you still get up?" ”

Li Wanyue said: "Can't you let me sleep a little longer if there's nothing to do?" ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "You are so forgetful, today is the date of the competition, and the old lady is still counting on you to win glory." Get up, little lazy cat. “

Li Wanyue said: "Why do you have to let me go to the martial arts competition, can't you compete yourself?" ”

Mrs. Hongchen said, "Hey, when did you practice so much like to talk back?" Am I not having the right to ask you to do such a thing as your wife, am I giving birth to you by asking you to talk back to me? ”

Li Wanyue said: "But I just don't understand, why do you keep forcing me to do things I don't like?" ”

Hongchen Shitai, who has always had a bad temper, said angrily: "What is force, can this also be called force, look at the Hu Siniang in the next village, she let her daughter die, and other people's daughters will die soon, can't you learn this filial piety of others?" ”

Li Wanyue still knows her mother's temper very well, and knows that it is useless to confront her mother no matter how much she fights, and it is not good that Mrs. Hongchen will serve her in the family law again, so she often blames God for not giving her a good mother.

Li Wanyue said to Mrs. Hongchen: "It's okay if you want me to go to the martial arts competition, but I have one condition, you must promise me." ”

Mrs. Hongchen asked Mrs. Li Wanyue to talk about it, but Li Wanyue asked Mrs. Hongchen to agree first, and the two women were fighting around this issue like this, and no one was vying for the lead. So, Hongchen Shitai was angry again, and he had another bloody meal for Li Wanyue.

There is no way, Li Wanyue can only obey, who made her a junior. She said to her mother: "If I win the competition, you will let me marry An Qingxu." ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "This is not good, marriage has always been decided by parents, how can a daughter decide by herself." ”

Li Wanyue said: "Oh, that's all the practice of secular people, we are monks, where do we need to take care of this." You yourself have forbidden to give birth to me, so we can all ignore the opinions of the world. ”

Hongchen Master was too angry and said, "That's the enemy's son, you must forget him, and then kill him." What you're saying doesn't make sense. No matter how the world is, you are my daughter, and I have the power to control you. ”

Li Wanyue had always known that what her mother had decided was unreasonable, so she took a step back and said, "Okay then." I don't marry An Qingxu. If I win, you can let me go down the mountain to see him and say goodbye. ”

Mrs. Hongchen didn't want the relationship between mother and daughter to be too stiff, so she nodded and agreed without much thought.

Li Wanyue finally got up with a smile to freshen up and dress up, humming lazily. Hongchen Shi asked Li Wanyue too curiously: "You are so leisurely and excited, are you sure of victory?" ”

Li Wanyue smiled and said, "Of course there is." That senior brother Liang Xingfa couldn't even beat a few beggars, and in the end I saved him, and I am not afraid of how much such waste material comes. Just do what you promise. ”

Mrs. Hongchen said: "You grew up in the mountains, and it is easy to sit in a well and watch the sky, and you can't figure out many things. Although the beggar gang is a group of stinky people gathered together, there is no shortage of martial arts masters. Because the high-ranking figures of the beggar gang do not need to ask for food, they are specifically responsible for learning martial arts with other sects. You can't underestimate these people, and even more can't be underestimated is that the beggars help to pass on the martial arts and descend the dragon eighteen palms, even I have to be cautious. ”

Li Wanyue said that she didn't understand what Hongchen Shitai was saying. Mrs. Hongchen told her: "Maybe Liang Xingfa and those beggars have fought hard to make you pick up a big bargain." Didn't we fight Liang Xingfa last time, I probably know some of his martial arts, anyway, I have to fight with you. ”

Li Wanyue still smiled and said to her mother: "Hehe, that was before. This is no longer the case. In other words, I really didn't have the confidence to defeat him before, but now it's completely different, he has let others abolish his martial arts, and now he is like a wasted person. I met him the other day, so I won this fight. ”

Master Hongchen suddenly felt very unfair, and there was a feeling of being regarded as two hundred and five by others. She said angrily to Li Wanyue: "No, you are cheating, our previous agreement must be changed from the beginning." If you win, you can't go to An Qingxu, and if you lose, you don't have to go down the mountain, just be a savage on the mountain. ”

Li Wanyue was so anxious that she cried, she scolded Hongchen Shi for being too untrustworthy, going back on his word, daring to gamble and not being able to lose, and having no character at all.

Mrs. Hongchen had never been counted down by her daughter like this, and she immediately blushed with shame. So, she told Li Wanyue not to be in a hurry to scold her, but to wait for the squid Zen Master and Liang Xingfa to come.