The reborn general is red-faced

Volume I

Chapter 1: Something Happens

The alarm clock was just at half past six in the morning, and the sleepy-eyed Cheng Lu rubbed his squinting eyes and sat up slowly, his feet stretched to the ground, looking around for the slippers that he took off last night.

Half an hour of morning jogging every day is a must, not for exercise, because I agreed with Lao Wang's daughter Shufen next door to go for a morning run together every morning, Cheng Lu ran behind Shufen, looking at the thick big buttocks in front of him swaying, occasionally Shufen turned around and shouted to him to hurry up and keep up, the two shaking big steamed buns bulged a little, making Cheng Lu swallow saliva violently and wrap tightly...... Thinking like this, Cheng Lu almost fell because he couldn't see the steps clearly.

"Running every day is actually good for the body, young people should go to bed early and get up early, and they must have the vitality of young people in the new era!" Lao Wang said every time he saw Cheng Lu returning to the door of his house after running in the morning.

Seeing Shufen, who was dressed in a tight shapewear, enter the house, Cheng Lu came back to his senses: "En, what Uncle Wang said is that the little girls in the new era are all the same figure as Shufen, so I can do it without going to work and running every day." "Harazi is flowing out....

"What do you say?" Lao Wang didn't hear the second half of the sentence, pushed his glasses, shook the newspaper in his hand and asked.

"It's okay, it's okay, Uncle Wang, I'm having breakfast, there are two important meetings today, by~~~~!" As he spoke, Cheng Lu slipped into his house.

After changing his clothes, putting on a suit and tie, Cheng Lu looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction, brushed his hair, turned around and picked up the briefcase placed on the shoe rack at the door and opened the door to prepare to leave, "Mom, I'm leaving!" ”

"Son, wait a minute, your lunch~~~" The old lady Xiuying chased out of the kitchen, holding a lunch box in her hand.

"Hehe, I almost forgot, I forgot to take my mother's love lunch." After that, he picked up the lunch box and kissed Xiuying on the face, and shook his hand in a chic manner: "Bye, old lady!" ”

Xiuying stood at the door and watched her son: "Son, drive slowly on the road, pay attention to safety!" Mom will make you braised pork stuffed bamboo shoots at night! ”

The old Wang next door also came out of the door to stare at Cheng Lu's mother, Xiuying glared at him angrily: "What do you see, it's shameless!" With that, he slammed the door shut.

Lao Wang was angry, and shook his hand of Xinmin Evening News (yesterday's) in Shaanxi dialect: "What's the matter, don't you just take a look, don't you want to read it?" Then why don't you go to the square at night to look for me? The silk is annoying, and I don't want to see it... Yesterday I touched it when I danced, and I ......."

"Dad, what are you talking about at the door alone? What's the matter, my Aunt Cheng didn't give you a good face today? Shufen asked Lao Wang at the door while sorting out her clothes, and Lao Wang said angrily: "What's the matter, you hurry up and go to work after eating, you won't be able to catch up with your second-way car for a while." ”

"Hey, this old man" Shufen watched Lao Wang walk into the bedroom, ignored him, turned around and picked up the briefcase and went out.

Cheng Lu opened the garage door downstairs with the remote control key, the door slowly opened, and the piles of debris inside were gradually revealed, all of them were the masterpieces of the old lady Xiuying, and the sesame seeds and rotten grains of the past few decades were reluctant to throw away, all piled up in the garage, Cheng Lu unplugged the charger of the battery car, plugged in the key, turned it out, and set off! Behind him, the garage door slowly closed with his jaw.

Cheng Lu is twenty-four years old this year, he just graduated from college and he worked as a business manager in a decoration company, the company is not much business, it is in the city center, the road is a little far, the battery car to the 15th bus station, and then change to 7 to do the end, in walking 250 meters to the office located in the depths of a small lane, Cheng Lu, who has been on the shift for almost half a year, was very unsuitable for this shift bus at first, and now he began to slowly enjoy this road, life is like rape, when you can't resist it's best to learn to have fun in the suffering, to enjoy it.

This morning, it seems that people are a little clear, the battery car is speeding on the sidewalk, and there is dynamic music in the headphones: "Yo yo 1@#¥%*...... amp; amp; *（amp; amp; *%amp; amp; *（amp; amp; * Harasa Yo ...... "Following the rhythm, Cheng Lu, who was wearing sunglasses, drove the battery car into the air, fifty miles!

When passing by the intersection of Xinhua Road Mingzhong Street, two foreign blonde and long-legged beauties on the side greeted Cheng Lu with a kiss, and it was also Ha, Cheng Lu was indeed fair-skinned, tall, with a suit and scarf, sunglasses, and clean and flowing long hair dancing in the wind, which was indeed quite literary! (It's a bit of an anti-town Takashi flavor)

The kid turned around and kissed the foreign girl, and he heard a horn on the side, and the people around him screamed, boom! Boom! Cheng Lu felt that he was flying, and he felt so slow...... It's so cool! But in less than 2 seconds, he hit the car that rushed out of the diagonal spur, which was a double collision! Nima!

The pain was like tearing all over my body, my internal organs were shattered, and my chest felt like I couldn't get up with a sigh of relief. I only heard the people around me start shouting, and someone shouted: "Call 120, call the police, someone was hit by a big truck!" "Are you alright, young man... Hold on..."It was dark in front of him, and Cheng Lu fainted in pain.

I don't know how long I fell asleep, Cheng Lu slowly woke up, and when he opened his eyes, the room was full of smoke and miasma, and the light was dim. "Where is this?" As soon as he wanted to get up and see clearly, he felt top-heavy, unable to get up and move at all, and Cheng Lu, who was panting heavily, began to think of some things before he fell into a coma: he was hit by a car!

Is this a fucking hospital? It's not comparable to anyone's garage where sundries are piled up, it's a bit similar to the ancestral house in Cheng Lu's hometown when he was a child, with wooden window lattices, earthen kang walls, black corners full of cobwebs, the only broken table with a broken bowl on it, a broken knife hanging on the kang wall, a few hoes and bamboo poles erected behind the door, the earthen stove in the house is burning, and the green smoke is mixed with a stream of moldy and burnt questions.

"Ouch... Hurt... Hiss. As soon as Cheng Lu wanted to get up, the pain all over his body made him fall on the bed weakly, and his mouth kept gasping.

"Son, you're awake!" Suddenly stood up on the edge of the earthen stove An old woman in her 40s with a head tattoo on her face, wearing a brown cloth dress full of patches, a black greasy headscarf on her head, and her hair was also stuffed in the headscarf, a pair of black hands that had just grabbed firewood wiped it vigorously on the apron, and walked over to Cheng Lu as she spoke: "The medicine that my mother boiled for you will be good immediately, you will wait." ”

"Where is this? Who are you? Cheng Lu was dizzy and struggled to speak, but his mind was not confused, and he was a little nervous: Didn't you cross over, thank you, Lord, Amen! Don't make a fuss!

"This kid, was he beaten stupid by your father? I'm your mother, this is your home, poor baby! Saying that, the old woman shook her head and wiped the corners of her eyes, there were no tears!

"I'll take it, this aunt, I remember that I was hit by a car, you have to take me to the hospital, not lying in your house, otherwise I have three long and two short, my mother and Uncle Wang next door to me will find you to fight a lawsuit, hurry up!" Cheng Lu was discussing with the old woman with a glimmer of hope.

"This kid, what's wrong with you, your father just beckoned you with a stick, and didn't hit you on the head, why are you talking nonsense?" After that, he put his dirty hand on Cheng Lu's forehead, but Cheng Lu didn't have the strength to dodge the black hand, so he could only watch it rub against his forehead like a razor in horror.

"Take your hands away, old woman! What are you doing? Cheng Lu was completely panicked: "I want to go home, let me go!" "Struggling to shake up.

The old woman raised her hand as if to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes again, this time it was a little wet. "This kid, if you want to talk nonsense again, your father will beat you up again when he comes back! Lie down quickly, my mother will serve you medicine, and your brain will be sober after taking the medicine, alas, "The old woman will go to the earthen stove."

I'll go to your uncle's, what's the situation, I remember going out in the morning, everything was normal, how did it get like this when there was a car accident? Even the family composition has changed, from a well-off family to the proletariat in an instant, and my mother has changed people, not to mention, my dead ghost father is still alive?! it, oops... His head hurts, Cheng Lu closes his eyes and recuperates, recalling everything that happened in the morning, what went wrong!

"Little Liuzi, don't talk to him when your father comes back in a while, you see you quarreled with your father the night before yesterday, he almost killed you, my mother felt distressed when she looked at it, silly boy, no matter how you say that he is also your father, how can you do it with him?" The old woman chattered endlessly with a broken porcelain bowl and slowly leaned over: "Come, drink this medicine, and your illness will be cured." ”

Looking at most of the steaming black water in the bowl, a strange smell came to his nose, Cheng Ku almost vomited, and said in a panic, "What is this?" What are you drinking for me? I'm going to the hospital! ”

"This child, this is what your mother and I found in the medicine jar of the old doctor Wang's house in the village today." After that, the old woman's face actually showed a shy expression.

What are you going to ask for a medicine blush? This old woman has a lot of weird tones, Cheng Lu didn't care about the doubts in her heart, and said: "Auntie, let me say it again, my name is Cheng Lu, I live at No. 245, Huazhong Lane, Chengping Street, Handan City, my mother's name is Cheng Xiuying, I am not your son!" Take me to the hospital, or send me home! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone push the door open, and a tall and thin old man in his forties and fifties came in and asked, "Is this evil obstacle awake?" Hurry up and get up for Lao Tzu, don't give me this pretending to be dead, and the day after tomorrow I will do masonry work for the rich man of Linzhuang. The old man scolded and sat down on the only piece of furniture: a bench, patted the dust on his feet and scolded: "If you are back, dare to do something with your father, I can't beat you to death!" ”

When the old woman saw the old man coming back, she was like a mouse seeing a cat, she didn't dare to say a word, and said softly to Cheng Lu: "Son, get up, your father is back, we will eat, my mother will give you Sheng, you get up quickly", said and helped Cheng Lu, who was dizzy.

Cheng Lu looked confused, what's the situation, this old man is my dead ghost father? It's so different from the person I see in the photo!