Chapter 2 Life Experience

After two days of life, Cheng Lu found a very exciting fact: he actually crossed over! Nima's, what a situation!

"Ouch, I'm in pain." Cheng Lu lay on the kang and said.

"This kid, you still remember that your name is He Liuhun, it doesn't seem to be stupid." The old woman told Cheng Lu that her name was Gao Han and she was his mother. He is her twenty-year-old son Gao Huan, and the boy He Liuhun.

"I said I was in pain, what He Liuhun was? My name is Cheng Lu... Ouch, it hurts..."Cheng Lu can't accept the current situation very much, I have to find a way to go back!" Even if I jump off the roof with a hoe, I have to try to go back to my own time, I don't want to live in this world where there is no electricity, I can't survive in the age of farming!! I secretly made up my mind.

Having said that, Cheng Lu couldn't figure out why he was obviously in a car accident, and it stands to reason that his whole body should have fallen apart, but in the past two days, he has injuries on his buttocks and back (it is said that his new father beat him with a pickaxe) but his brain is very sober, this is not with common sense, whether it is reasonable or not, Lao Tzu has crossed over, and what are you doing with all this shit, the idea of going back to modern society is real.

"Mother, where are we here, far from Handan? And what dynasty and generation is this now? Cheng Lu sat on the kang and drank the precious grain at home: corn paste, which is a large handful of dried corn seeds crushed and boiled porridge, without a little salt. It's hard to drink to death (later Cheng Lu learned that salt was a luxury in the inland areas at that time, and ordinary people basically couldn't afford it, and even if they used it, they used very little)

"Son, I found out that you have a bad memory after being beaten by you, and your brain is confused, Handan is miles away from us, thousands of miles, it is the first year of Zhengguang, and the current emperor is Emperor Shenwu Xiaoming, don't you know this?" Gao Hanshi looked at Cheng Lu with a look of pity.

Your uncle's talent remembers what this body has done before, I work hard in modern society to realize the real rule of law society in our country and realize the beautiful Chinese dream as soon as possible, Nima has a car accident and shoots me in this strange era, who do I find to reason!? Cheng Lu scolded the immortal mother a hundred times in his heart.

"Oh, who else is there but my dad and you?" Find out the basic situation first and then find a way to leave, otherwise I really have to go out and flee with dark eyes, I don't know anything, in case I am sent to a madhouse by Diao Min, I really can't go home. Cheng Lu closed his eyes and thought secretly in his heart.

"Silly boy, you are twenty years old, and you haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, you see that your brain is not good now, and it will be more difficult to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, why do you say you can be tidy." Gao Hanshi came over distressed and wanted to touch Cheng Lu's head again, and said, "You also have a sister who lives in Heisei, as well as a younger sister and a younger brother. ”

"What about the younger brothers and sisters?"

"Your eldest sister is also married, and she is married to the Zhao Si family in Linzhuang, so she doesn't live at home, and your younger brother works as a partner in a tailor shop in the city, so he doesn't have time to come back."

"Auntie...... Mother, what do you say my name is? ”

Gao Han was about to be angry, but as soon as he heard Cheng Lu change his words, he said angrily: "Your big name is Gao Huan, the small character He Liuhun, I see that you were really beaten by your father, these things can be forgotten!" It's really worth fighting! With that, his finger touched Cheng Lu's forehead slightly.

"Ouch...... Hurt! Cheng Lu pretended to dodge that finger, and secretly thought to himself, which bird is Gao Huan? I don't remember that there is a person Gao Huan in history, Nima, people are either rich and noble military generals, or magical heroes with peerless magical skills, what about me, I crossed into a person who no one knows, and I am actually a nameless person in history! That's enough!

Later, Cheng Lu (Gao Huan) learned that the ancestors of the Gao family also had a glorious history, Gao Huan's grandfather was the feudal official of the Jin Dynasty, and the grandfather was a member of the Yan Imperial Court. Gao Han's (Cheng Lu's current mother) told him that Gao Shu wanted to sell the only sheep in the family to pay off the debt that day, but his mother did not agree, Gao Huan went up and quarreled with his father, and he also made a move, of course, Gao Shu did it, and Gao Huan didn't fight back after being beaten. He was wounded.

Cheng Lu thought to himself: Good guy, righteous enough, no, filial piety enough! Such an old man started beating a twenty-year-old man, and this family was not afraid and did not fight back, and stood up for the beating.

The next day, Cheng Lu wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to work for others to escape, but when he saw that the surroundings were all vast plains, there was no meaning of the current society, this was really crossed! Wear to this wild place.

The annoyed Cheng Lu thought about it for a day, and finally figured it out: before he found a way to go back, he could only live in this Zhuangzi temporarily as Gao Huan! This is a fact, cruel but realistic, you can't accept it!

Thinking about everything that is far away from modern society, Cheng Lu feels so uncomfortable, from an urban white-collar worker to a mason in seconds, no, he is moving bricks, what is this! There is not even an electric light at night, and the only thing that is a little bright in the whole Zhuangzi is the village chief's house.

After half a month, Gao Huan (Cheng Lu) really couldn't bear this hardship, he began to think, we are also a college graduate, and now even if we travel to more than 1,500 years ago, but our knowledge is there, Grandpa Mao once said that posture changes fate! No, it's knowledge!! Just invent a little technology, in this backward era, it is not a problem to eat at home, why bother to work hard every day with your face facing the loess and your back to the sky, it is really too hard for Gao Huan. Thinking of this, he suddenly understood a little bit why his father Gao Shu didn't give birth, and how could the blessed old man be willing to be a farmer uncle who bent over the world? It's too hard, and besides, life is too short, so be happy in time, right?

Thinking of this, Gao Huan put down the bullwhip in his hand (is the whip of the whip good, I want to go to the wall crookedly), turned around and went home.

"Mother, I'm going to Heisei to find my sister!" As soon as he entered the door, Gao Huan put down his coat and went to the water tank to scoop water to drink, Gao Huan in this half a month, he couldn't eat enough and didn't sleep well, he just felt that this water tasted a little, and the clear spring water in the mountains was better than the tap water with bleaching powder later!

Gao Hanshi put down the shuttle in his hand and got down from the loom, "Son, you don't work hard, what are you going to Pingcheng to find your sister for, and when your father comes back, he will beat and scold you again." ”

Saying that, Gao Hanshi took out a yellow cake from the pot of the earthen stove and handed it to Gao Huan: "This is saved by my mother at noon, eat, go back to work after eating, Pingcheng is far away from us." ”

Gao Huan wanted to take the cake, but seeing Gao Han's reluctance to stare at the tortilla in his hand, he thought that the old lady was also hungry to save this ration.

"I'm not hungry, mother, you can eat by yourself." Saying that, he went back to the water tank and scooped two scoops of water, drank it full, and then said: "Our family is too bitter now, a family of four depends on you and my brother to work and I move bricks to earn some money, life is tight, not to mention taking it to my father to drink and play money every day, my father borrowed a hundred hangs from Linzhuang Li Ergou two days ago, and the old account has not been paid and the new account has been added, we work so hard, when is it a head?"

My son has thought about it, this time I will go to Pingcheng and I will ask my sister to help me find something to do and learn some skills, it is better than herding cattle in the countryside, and when my son earns some money and settles down, I will bring you and my brother to enjoy happiness together. “

"Silly boy, it's good to be like this, but even if your father agrees, will the court agree? Don't forget, our family is now a sinful body, and there is still our family's name in the book of exiles! ”

"One step at a time, if you really can't do it, I'll run away secretly, now the city here is very chaotic, two days ago a few guys in Zhuangzi also sneaked away, saying that they were going to the south to find a way to live, and no one cares about them?" Gao Huan still has some illusions, in short, leaving this ghost place is what Gao Huan wants to do most now. Who can keep a barren place where even birds don't?

"My mother still thinks that you stay honestly and work in the fields in a down-to-earth manner, and my mother will secretly save some private money for you, and then find a widow to be your daughter-in-law for two years, and then give birth to a baby, everything..."

Gao Huan interrupted Gao Han's words dissatisfiedly: "Mother, I'm still a young man, I haven't even kissed each other, and besides, I'm not bad, why do I have to find a widow to live?" ”

"Of course my mother knows that the yellow flower girl is good, but does our family have extra money to find you a little daughter-in-law in this situation? The little widow is cheap and affordable, and she will work when she marries into the door, how good! "Gao Han's is quite cannibalistic.

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Gao Huan threw down the scoop and turned around and went out, this old lady from the countryside knows something, and it was in vain to tell her. And let me marry a widow as a wife, and I don't need money for second-hand things? Little citizens! Gao Huan thought to himself.

While thinking about his own affairs while swaying and walking outside the Zhuangzi, Gao Huan paced to the small hillside behind the Zhuangzi, which is a newly discovered place for Gao Huan, looking at the scenery on the other side of the mountain: a large paddy field surrounded by mountains, the mountain is lush, the egrets and old cows in the paddy fields under the mountain coexist in harmony, and the smoke of the houses in the distance curls up. A beautiful picture of the mountains and rivers close to nature, the green grass all over the mountains, just think about college life, the friendship of colleagues, and then think about the delicious meals cooked by my mother. There is also Shufen's plump breasts and fat buttocks next door constantly shaking in front of her eyes, Gao Huan often lies down for a long time, and now I feel like a year here, every morning I wake up and hope that I am dreaming, and hurry back to the real society, but every time I wake up, the black wall and spider webs in the house, the squeaky of Gao Han's shuttle back and forth, and the rooster and dog bark, the old cow moo, what a nightmare!

Gao Huan (Cheng Lu) can't adapt to the rhythm of life in primitive society at all, especially at night! The long night was too hard. He had enough of waiting to count the sheep with his eyes.

Gao Huan was lying in the grass at this time basking in the sun at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, he was lazily squinting and dozing off, and suddenly he heard someone neighing not far away, someone shouting for help, as if he was still a woman!

Suddenly, he sat up, Gao Huan followed the prestige, and in the woods not far away, it seemed that a few horseback riders were surrounding a carriage and robbing, and a few peasants working in the fields were running towards the village at high speed, shouting as they ran.

Good fellow, dare to rob in broad daylight! This way of making money even my Uncle Gao Huan doesn't dare to think about it, you thieves actually dare to do it! Look at how my Uncle Gao teaches you today. Thinking of this, Gao Huan got up and ran quickly towards home, yes, he ran in the direction of home. This is our hero!