"Battlefield Life" 104 (invulnerability)

In 1939, on the seventh day of the first lunar month, at 5 o'clock in the morning, people who got up early and worked hard began to drink smoke again; Despite the sadness and scars of yesterday, people still place new hopes on a new day.

Lijiatuo Town was not in turmoil last night, everyone slept with their clothes and guns, half open and half closed, half evil and half dream, spent a night, most of the people were still asleep, Pig and Jiang Bao got up early to clean up the battlefield to meet the big anus and Ichiro's questioning.

Last night seemed to be a dream, in which you can be endlessly presumptuous, but when you wake up from the dream, you have to return to the truth; Last night, Jiang Bao and Zhu'er pulled up the troops of the puppet army and fled, fled and fought, but in the end they still failed to get out of the encirclement of the Japanese army, and after all the struggles, they had to return to Lijiatuo to wait for the fall of the Japanese Imperial Army.

The big anus got up early, and he sat in the house and refused to come out, he thought about it a lot, either he went out and stabbed Jiang Bao and Pig in a fit of anger to avenge Kimura, or he didn't say anything and pretended that nothing happened last night; But how is this possible? Obviously a dead person, the big anus was tangled with a headache, and when he was holding his head and cheeks, Ichiro jumped over from the next room.

Ichiro slammed his head in, startling the big anus, the big anus waved Ichiro to go out and knock on the door and enter again, Ichiro touched his head and was puzzled: "General, can what happened be changed?" “

Big Anus: "That's right! Can something that happened be changed? Nothing else may work, but you can still make up for your rudeness and not knocking on the door. As soon as I think of this, why not let go of it and give each other a way to live.

Just as Ichiro withdrew and knocked on the door, Da Anal completely figured it out, changed the cold sentence "Please come in" in the past, and ran forward enthusiastically, and greeted Ichiro with great interest. Ichiro's face was bruised: "General, why are you doing this?" What day is it? “

The big anus tilted his head and swallowed a medicinal warm water, and scraped his face to think deeply: "What day?" It's a new day! I heard that it is the market day of Lijiatuo Town. “

Ichiro: "General, have you really forgotten what happened last night?" “

Big Anal: "What happened last night?" Is it painful or pleasurable? “

Ichiro: "Captain Kimura is dead!" Would you say painful or happy? “

The big anus looked stunned, and half of his beard was left unshaved: "I don't like it or I am sad, the mountains and rivers are flowing water, and the rain is pouring down, who did it?" “

Ichiro approached and picked up the whisker: "General, it seems that you know everything!" They both came up, packed up the mess early in the morning, and are waiting for you to interrogate them in the main hall downstairs! “

Big Anus: "To be honest, how I wish last night it was a dream, but I can't escape the cruelty of reality when I wake up; Their hearts have changed, according to the rules, it is time for them to go to hell to see their parents, but they have our lifeblood in their hands. “

Ichiro squeezed his eyebrows and frowned, approached the big anus and whispered, "You mean they have the antidote to our infection with this virus?" “

Big Anus: "If it weren't for this, they probably wouldn't have seen the sun today." “

Ichiro: "Then torture them, I don't believe that their bones are as hard as this steel knife." “

Big Anus: "In this way, if they die, we will also die, let's go home empty-handed, what will we take to see His Majesty the Emperor?" “

Ichiro: "Then we can only let them go free, but we still have to secretly take care of them?" “

Big Anus: "The difficulty is temporary, when we find out the concoction of the antidote, when we don't need them, it is natural to raise the gun and raise the knife, and kill him so that he can't recognize his father." “

Jiang Bao and Zhu'er waited until they saw each other, and then walked in with washing water and breakfast: "Two generals, please use it slowly!" Last night we were"

The big anal hand was raised: "You did a good job last night, that Kimura died innocently, to be honest, I can't get used to it for a long time, I often pat myself in front of General Koizumi, and trample me and Ichiro-kun to the point of no future, I heard that he is dead, you just look at it, just deal with it properly." “

Jiang Bao and Pig rubbed their hands and retreated, and came to Ben Jun's room, Ben Jun stepped forward in a panic: "How is the situation?" Do you want to use the power of our militia? With that, Benjun invited the man in black from last night out.

Jiang Bao and Zhu'er were dumbfounded: "Oh my God~ This, Huang Jun didn't find out, right?" Aren't they stationed in the back mountains, what? “

Ben Jun: "The two village chiefs don't need to be surprised, we have a tunnel here, just like you, if it weren't for the Yellow River, the same can be connected with three mountains, two streams and one hole." “

Jiang Bao and Zhu'er sat down, and Benjun introduced the leader of the militia revolutionary team in Lijiatuo Town to them: "His name is fine hair, and he is my half-brother, he has been playing some games of killing since he was a child, so when he grew up, he naturally engaged in martial arts." “

Jiang Bao and Zhu Er respectively stretched out their hands to shake hands with Ben Jun Fine Mao: "Yo, your family is literate and martial, not bad!" No wonder he has led Li Jiatuo for several lifetimes, and now this troubled era is not falling. “

was chatting happily, and Da Anal and Ichiro also brought people to visit Benjun's family: "Benjun, I worked hard last night, and I worked hard!" It's just that this war won't end for a day, and I'm afraid we will have to live in Lijiatuo for a long time. “

Benjun smiled reluctantly: "Welcome, welcome, I can't ask for it!" Being able to leave the Great Japanese Yellow Army stationed in our town is a blessing for the people on this side! “

Fine Hair twisted his head to the side, puffed his mouth like puffiness, stared at the distance and looked up to the sky, blowing bubbles in the wind and snow.

Ichiro walked past the side of fine hair, deliberately punched him over to test his pounds, and joked: "I said you brother!" Is it a crab? Why do you keep spitting and foaming there? “

Benjun took the gift from the Japanese army and arranged the big anus and Ichiro to sit on the guest seat: "My brother, I've been a little sluggish since I was a child, don't laugh!" Especially when you see a living person, you can't speak. “

Seeing that his brother called himself a nerd, Fine Hair squinted his eyes with hatred, squeezed his eyes, frowned, pursed his lips and wanted to convuls, and raised his nostrils to fly; was cute in a daze, which made everyone laugh very sourly.

In Lengyue Village, Leng Ruthless got up early in the morning to practice, and Chili prepared a meal to invite Leng Ruthless to eat: "Brother Leng Ruthless, no matter how good your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, now you have guns and cannons, what's the use of practicing that strength?" “

Since Pepper discovered that Leng Ruthless had two hearts last time, Leng Ruthless thought about it for a long time, and moved his cheeks again, and now he can't help but be excited, he wants to tell Chili the secrets in his body: "Sister Chili, do you remember the last time you said that I had two hearts?" “

Chili: "Of course you do, but don't be too proud, maybe it's not a good thing, you haven't been to the doctor yet!" There may be a problem such as the cause of insufficient blood supply; It's just in time for Li Jiatuo's collection today, so let's go there and have a look, and it's safe to do an inspection; I heard that there is a doctor named Benjun there, and his medical skills are very good! “

Cold: "Sister Chili, you listen to me first, don't crackle like a bullet, I'm afraid to listen to it; I found that I am not anemic, and you see my two bulging cheeks like fried eggs and discus, and they move, and I have been practicing my knife technique recently with adhesive tape, and several times when I took off the knife and hit my heart, guess what? “

Chili pepper grabbed the cold breakfast in his hand, and said lightly: "That knife works?" “

Shook his head coldly: "No, guess again!" “

Chili took a big mouth and said vaguely: "That is to stab one of your hearts, and as a result, no one died." “

Coldly snatched the food from Chili's hand, and poured his mouth down like a grinding: "Alas, don't patronize and eat, see you grow fatter and fatter, who dares to marry you when you see it?" Hurry up, guess with dim sum, guess and win. “

Chili: "Leave me alone!" I really can't guess, don't be like a, grinding, tell me quickly, or I won't listen. “

Leng Cruel pulled Chili to sit aside: "Sister Chili, this is a secret, don't tell anyone, my two discus like fried eggs can actually move, where my body is in danger, they will move, especially to protect the heart, the most sensitive." “

Chili was very curious after hearing this, and coldly handed the blood refining knife into Chili's hand: "Come, you're welcome, stab me in the heart!" “

The pepper stared at the round eyes and wanted to roll out, and the mouth was open so that the boss turned the hot sweet potato, stunned there like a stupid girl.

smiled coldly: "Sister Chili, don't be stupid, come on!" Thorn at me, at my heart. “

The chili pepper swallowed the sweet potato in his mouth, straightened his eyes, and made another cute fat pepper beauty unforgettable; I saw him squint his eyes and stick out his tongue to tease the cold taste: "It's coming!" What a stab I had! The pepper shook his hand and stabbed out, stopping a centimeter away from his cold heart.

I saw that the cheeks on the left side of the cold face quickly slid down the neck, and rolled to the cold heart like a blink of an eye, resisting the blood refining knife.

This can frighten the pepper, and he can't afford to run away.

Leng Ruthless walked over to help Chili, but Chili held his head and didn't dare to look: "Oops~ Mom, Brother Leng Cold, you look too scary now, the whole person is an old ghost with facial paralysis, hurry up, hurry up and return the cheeks." “

With a cold slap on his left chest, the discus like a fried egg returned to his cold cheeks, forming an arc of delicate and perfect contours.

Chili smiled with relief: "Ruthless brother, fortunately I can return it, handsome tightly; Otherwise! “

Coldly picked up the chili pepper: "Otherwise, what?" You don't like me anymore! “

Chili blinked, smiled shyly, and changed the topic viciously: "Just now I said that no matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, and now you are simply invulnerable!" The strange thing is that the Blood Refining Knife is so strong, why can't even your cheeks be cut? “

Cold: "That's because you must have stabbed hard just now, let's do it again, this time stabbing the right chest." “

The pepper spat and rubbed it in the palm of his hand, and he dared to stab him; Raising the blood refining knife and slashing at the cold right chest, the terrible right cheek fried egg discus slid down like lightning to block the cold right heart, only to see a blue light flash, shaking off the blood refining knife in Chili's hand, and Chili himself was also bounced out.

Seeing this, Leng Ruthless hurriedly slapped the cake and returned his cheeks, and the sticky shadow brought the knife back to the sheath with the wind, and turned around like a tango to pull the pepper, pulling the wind and spinning into his arms.

Pepper lay in her cold arms, instantly changed from a female man to a little woman, and whispered softly and lovely: "Cold brother, promise me, okay?" Go to Lijiatuo Town to see a doctor, your body is too terrifying. “

Cold: "Don't go, what's there to see, my body is the best body, I was born to fight devils." “

Pepper: "If you don't go, I'll tell everyone this secret, and everyone in the world will laugh at you for being an old ghost with a paralyzed face." “

Coldly hugged Chili, threw her in the air, and then grabbed her clothes and swung them down, and stopped them at the moment they landed, making Chili scream again and again.

The screams drew the brothers and sisters of Cold Moon Village; Wu Wu held a porcelain bowl, like Fahai pretending to accept a serious monster: "What's wrong with you two?" Started flirting and scolding again? “

Chili straightened up her clothes and flashed from the cold front to the crowd opposite, hostile and hateful to the cold: "Hmph! I'm going to tell you a cold secret, do you want to know? “

Just when everyone shouted "think" in unison, they coldly covered Chili's mouth: "I beg you~ Grandma, don't say it, I'm willing to go!" “

Pepper laughed and stared at the coldness with bright eyes: "I heard you right!" What did you just call me? Shout again! “

Coldly raised his hand and shouted: "Chili ~ Grandma!"

The cold side was put down, but Wu Wu and Niuniu led a group of people to refrain from giving up on Chili: "Sister Chili, tell us quickly, what is the secret of Brother Ruthless?" “

Seeing that he was like a piece of shit being fluttered by flies at the moment, Chili was cold but watching the joke on the side, Chili was very unhappy, so he casually made up a lie to deceive the sentient beings: "Cold, his fart stinks!" Haha" (To be continued.) )