"Battlefield Life" 105 (Sick and Urgent)

The friends all drooped their heads, looking innocent, and wanted to turn around and leave, but Chili stopped the partners: "Where are you going?" It's not funny, is it? “

The friends looked at Chili's twitching expression, and felt that the change in the next second was even more terrifying, and they crept past Chili's side; Only begging for slow feet, slow hands, unhurried, calmly probing the brain in the probe.

Chili grabbed it and begged: "Don't run!" Hurry up and give me a smile before leaving. “

Begging to show a mouth full of jagged teeth scared Chili back: "Oops~ My mother, big shark!" It's worse than the cold tiger fangs! “

Begging and grinning and roaring away at his friends, he disappeared into Chili and the cold sight of Chili Chili and Chili in a hurry, and Chili shouted: "What are you running, I'm not a tigress, today Lijiatuo Town is in the market, are you going?" “

Cold: "I'm afraid that you are more terrible than the female test tiger!" However, for them, the market still outweighs the interest in the tigress. “

The friends came over like a swarm of bees again, and they all learned to beg and grin: "Hey, Sister Chili, let's go!" It's been a long time since I've been in the scene, and if I don't go out to let off steam, I'm going crazy. “

Cold: "That's good, but this time we go out, we all have to move forward in disguise, the Japanese devils have just entered Lijiatuo, if nothing else, the security there has been controlled and blocked by the Japanese army, if it is not easy to pretend to move forward, it will definitely not be able to enter." “

Chili: "This time we're just going to have a pure play, I'll take Leng Lu to see a doctor, you guys are free to move, don't make trouble, the big guys should reunite within a kilometer of sight around, so as not to have an accident, that's in the territory of the puppet army and the Japanese army, and if it's not good, you will lose your head." “

So the brothers and sisters of Lengyue Village put down their burdens, traveled lightly, talked and laughed along the way, went out of Lengyue Mountain, boated up the Yellow River and arrived at Lijiatuo; They met Guosheng and Wanman, who returned to Lianghe Town a day in advance to open a shop at the entrance of the town.

As soon as Leng Lu saw Guosheng, he walked over to say hello, and Guosheng almost didn't recognize Leng Lu when he saw Leng Lu dressed as a student; Guosheng handed the gift box to Wan Man, and ran over to talk secretly with the cold group.

A change of thought, Wanman was pulled over by the Japanese army and the puppet army's guards to check, the two sides had a dispute between inspection and non-inspection, the Japanese army asked Wanman to open the box, Wanman resolutely refused, so under the drag of you back and forth, poured out the razor and gun.

The Japanese soldier forced Wan Man to explain: "What's going on with this gun? Baga, it must be the militia, arrest me! “

Seeing this, Guosheng rushed over: "Slow, you misunderstood, I am the shaver here, at the invitation of the mayor of Li Jiatuo, I came to Li Jiatuo to open the door and shave my head, this gun is just a toy gun, and now in troubled times, it is used to scare people for self-defense." Yan picked up the gun and turned it in his hand, joking, and leaned forward to listen to Chenggong: "If the imperial army doesn't believe it, try it, so a shot was put into the chest of the Japanese devil soldiers." “

The puppet army panicked, and hurriedly surrounded Guosheng with a gun, Guosheng nodded and signaled to Wanman, only to see Wanman kick two knives from the ground and spin in his hands, and there was a danger of flying out at any time.

Although the puppet army was holding a gun, he was afraid of the knife in Wanman's hand, and he couldn't tell which second the gun was in his hand, but his head moved, so he shrank his neck with a defensive meaning, and aimed at Wanman with a line of guns.

Guosheng resisted the Japanese army's further impulse of the bomb: "Be honest with me, don't move, let all these villagers in!" “

Leng Ruthless and his party broke away from the security check and entered, pushed and drowned by the surging crowd behind them, and Leng Ruthless found the figure of the crown and the real from the crowd; That's right, it's them, they're still winking coldly, it seems that they collectively resigned a day in advance, there is an arrangement, could this be the arrangement of the master?

Coldness was thinking like this, but was dispersed by the surging crowd; only heard a gunshot, the devil soldier fell, Guosheng put the gun into his arms, packed up the shaving box, put on a straw hat and bowed his head forward; Immediately after that, two flying knives came out of Wan Man's hands, sealing the throat of the puppet army, Wan Man folded the two rifles in the hands of the puppet army, and passed through the two devil soldiers who came up, and the two ghost soldiers were pierced by the guns and fell to the ground.

Wan Man pulled out a set of devil clothes and changed into his body, dropped straw sandals on his waist, and lived the life of a rich man for the first time, no matter how he behaved, he felt awkward and uncomfortable.

Wan Man had ulterior motives to pull out two more sets to catch up, so that it was true and the crown was also replaced, and the three of them pretended to be the Japanese puppet army patrol, standing at the entrance of Lijiatuo Town, and waited for security with their heads held high in front of the fangs.

Lijiatuo town is built on the feet of the Yellow River in the mountains, it is a town with a very ancient charm, all of them are carved out of wood, they are next to each other, and the whole town is shocked by moving a tree.

From the lookout at the entrance of the town to the street, a bluestone slab is paved, swinging from the two rows of wooden houses; People come and go in a hurry, and the streets that melt in early spring are full of greenery.

The men of the blacksmith shop are watering the sound of the dragon with sweat, tirelessly picking customers and shouting green melon yellow, and the people who come and go are filled with the breath of spring.

Suddenly, a rush of footsteps disturbed the calm and peace of the street, and I saw the mayor of the town, Bentoshi, taking a foreign car to the clinic under the opening of the Japanese army.

Originally, he was a beloved mayor and doctor, but now because of his close relationship with the Japanese, no one dared to approach, and they all pointed their noses and scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations.

The fine hair is hidden in the crowd and tries to explain to the villagers, but it is not used, and it is drowned in saliva to escape, out of sight is pure, ears do not hear and do not bother, cut off the worldly dust, and close the six pure roots.

People gathered around Ben Joon's clinic, and although Ben Jun put down the mayor's shelf, revealing a peach blossom face, no one dared to come forward to see him.

After a while, coldness and chili peppers squeezed out of the crowd, and at this time, the head shaving shop opposite the clinic also opened, and Guosheng shouted loudly to announce the release, like a red flag to welcome guests from all directions: "Those who shave their heads, hurry up, if you don't shave, March is unlucky." “

People who wanted to see a doctor, in order to fight for themselves and win glory for the country, approached Guosheng's shaving shop with an injury, men, women and children lined up in a long line, blocking Ben Jun's clinic directly, and the rumors wanted to bury Ben Jun's clinic.

Guosheng's three times five divided by two heads, dazzling gestures, through the rising sunlight projected onto the wall of the opposite Benjun clinic, attracted the attention of Oanal and Ichiro; Da Anal and Ichiro were also drunk when they looked at it, and they couldn't stop walking towards Guosheng's shaving shop.

Guosheng smiled hatefully: "Sir, get a haircut!" How about giving you a seat in the queue? “

As soon as people heard that Guosheng was also a pro-Japanese figure with Benjun No. 1, they dispersed one after another; The puppet army provoked the curtain of Guosheng's shaved head: "Do you want the imperial army to know?" Authentic Imperial Army! Dramatically! “

The big anus touched his head and itched, he wanted to shave a knife to solve the troubles of a thousand threads, and scratched hard, but a worm was lifted out of his head, which frightened the surrounding visitors, and his soul was like hell and couldn't get by, so he rushed to Ben Jun's clinic in a panic with the worm: "Ben Junjun, help me take a look, how can there be worms on my body?" “

Benjun was doing a routine examination of Leng Ruthless, and when he just touched the unusual place in Leng Lu's body, he was disturbed by the big anus; Da An's party was in a hurry, pushed away the cold bed, and knocked the cold to the ground, fortunately there was a sheet to cover the cold face, otherwise his angry cheeks would bulge like omelets, which would definitely awaken the deep impression in the minds of the Japanese army.

Pepper walked over and wrapped Leng Cruel in a sheet, and Leng Ruthless pretended to be sick and weak, coughing and shivering away; Benjun turned around and advised: "There is nothing abnormal about the patient's body, everything is normal, don't let him be frightened by the strangeness of his body." “

Da Anus kicked the bed angrily: "I said Ben Junjun, I've been waiting for a long time, why don't you see a doctor?" It's about caring for a sick person, is it because you are all sick people? “

Ben Jun carefully took the worm in the big anal hand and put it into a container to add chemicals to react, only to see the color turn from green to black, and Ben Jun's face changed from the pug's smile to the sadness of the yin fox: "Huang Jun, this is not a good sign!" It seems to be infected with a virus, which is artificially cultivated."

Ichiro interrupted Benjun's reasoning: "Don't talk so much nonsense, in a word, is there any cure?"

Ben Jun seemed helpless: "It's a pity, I have limited conditions here, so I advise Huang Jun to go to a bigger hospital!" “

The big anus bounced up from the bed in a rage: "Baga, didn't you say that you are the person with the best medical skills in the area?" Why can't I be cured when I get sick? Someone! Go and call Jiang Bao and Pig for me. “

Jiang Bao and Pig were dealing with the aftermath of Kimura, and as soon as they heard the call of the big anus, they nodded and walked forward; As soon as they met, Da Anal slapped Zhu'er and Jiang Bao fiercely, and put them on their knees: "Baga, you dare to deceive me, saying that he is a famous doctor of this generation, why can't he even cure a simple germ?" “

The big anus and the pig stared at each other with big eyes, but Benjun stood by helplessly and sighed; Ichiro felt that his scalp was itchy and numb again, and with a quick grasp of it, a worm came down, and it slipped between his fingers and shook Jiang Bao and Zhu'er's heads: "Today, if you two don't find us a doctor who can cure the disease, you will eat this worm!" With that, he flicked the insect on the signboard of Benjun's clinic, and the signboard shattered and fell.

The atmosphere of the scene is very solemn, if the ten-mile long street sends relatives away, the air is full of germs, as if one mouth will be infected with an incurable disease; After sending off the guests, Guosheng smiled and bowed to Da Anal and Ichiro: "Two Huang Jun, it's better to go into the house and sit down, shave your hair, and go to your troubles, so that the germs have nowhere to hide, so it's naturally good." “

The more Obu and Ichiro thought about it, the more they felt unbearable, as if their souls had been summoned; As soon as he sat down, Guosheng talked about his friendship with Da An, and released a scarf of death.

Guosheng and Da Anal are talking about topics that can't be hit, which makes the translator very difficult, almost meaningful, and reasonable; The translator also casually changed his words.

I don't know where there was a communication problem, but the big anus became angry because of a discord, and under the trembling of anger, the knife in Guosheng's hand took advantage of the situation and cut a hole in the scalp of the big anus, and the blood flowed down Guosheng's hand and dyed red.

Ichiro took Guosheng in his arms, and Guosheng grabbed the neck of the big anus, and the big anus slapped the table and chair, and called for help, the blood flowed like an infusion, and Ichiro let go of the hand that was holding Guosheng's neck.

Guosheng panted and pretended to be crazy and stupid: "Huang Jun, I misunderstood, I really misunderstood!" The knife just now was because of your trembling, but now it is good, the wound is cut open, the blood is released, and then I will give you my ancestral secret sore-clearing medicine for a month, to ensure that the medicine is cured. “

After some instigation by the translator, the big anus was really moved, so he asked Ichiro to shave his head and cut his mouth; Ichiro looked at the refreshed appearance of the big anus, and he also believed it, Guosheng's strange knife technique made people very dazzled, like a lightning hand, five fingers to the wind, a knife like a fan, and a broken thought.

Guosheng took out the mysterious ancestral dog skin plaster powder from his pocket, shook it on the wound on the top of the big anus and Ichiro's head, and Guosheng bandaged it with a clear sore, and the pain made the big anus and Ichiro's face pale, and his lips and teeth were blue; Guosheng comforted: "The two Huang Jun, it was a little painful at first, and the patience passed. “

So the two really gritted their teeth, and the patience really passed, and the interpreter saw that the two were unconscious, so he blew a whistle to attract the Japanese army, and the national voice also whistled to attract the militia team in disguise.

First of all, Wanman, Yes, and Dingguan arrived in disguised ghost soldiers, standing at the door and setting up a cordon, Jiang Bao and Zhu'er had never seen these three people, and they really thought they were devil soldiers.

The deputy captain of the big anus is called Tuo Disaster, he is approaching the cordon, carefully looking at the stump pinned to Wanman's waist, and feels very strange: "Dare to ask Your Excellency, how to call it?" “

Wanman stretched out his hand to scratch the shell, but accidentally exposed the horse's feet, and there was a pair of straw sandals hanging on the red belt tied on his pants. (To be continued.) )