"Battlefield Life" 78 (12 Daotong)
Da Anus picked up a piece of ocean in the snow, stared at Jiang Bao but closed his eyes, and took a sullen breath, looking very impatient: "Then what's going on?" “
Jiang Bao lowered his head and blew snow: "This is my own money." “
Da Anus pulled out a knife and picked up a piece of the ocean and sent it to Jiang Bao's eyes, Jiang Baoyuan stared at the ocean, crouched on the snow and retreated; The big anus approached step by step, and the blade was piercing: "You have shown me carefully, there are numbers on this ocean, and the ones I hate the most are the deceivers and those who exceed their authority; I gave you money to do things, not to let you be greedy, and I didn't let you make my own decisions for me, and pardoned the entire Cold Moon Village; Where do you let our Imperial Army's guns go? After roaring hysterically, he sent Jiang Bao to the Yellow River with one kick, and his buttocks were wet with the kiss of the waves.
Jiang Bao crawled over on his knees, picked up Dayang and handed it to the steward, and then kowtowed to the big anus: "E. coli, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, and please forgive me a lot this time, and promise that there will be no next time." “
Da Anal looked at the boat that was brushing over on the other side, and he also put his anger behind, and his face showed a little joy: "Get up!" Thinking of your loyalty and sincerity for the imperial army, spare you this time, if there is a next time, drink the bullet and cut off the head. “
Jiang Bao was frightened, and quickly changed the topic of condensation, and pointed his finger into the distance: "E. coli, look!" The ship is coming! “
The big anus raised the knife into the sheath: "All of them are there, ready to board the ship and launch an attack on Cold Moon Village." “
Daocheng commanded the militia of Lengyue Village and set up all the traps, but he didn't see the Japanese army coming, so he went with a small army to check the enemy's situation; The little soldier went around to the dock, but when he saw the Japanese army coming mightily, he was excited and scared, holding back half a fart and a soak of urine: "The Japanese army has crossed the Yellow River!" “
The cold wind slapped his thigh fiercely: "Alas, why didn't I count that there was still a pig?" When it's over, he must have rebelled; Hurry up and order Li Jiatuo to release the gate. “
Ku Xue stopped: "It's too late, from here to Lijiatuo, you have to travel for an hour to say the least, and you have to go for an hour, I'm afraid that Lengyue Village will really be cold; Let's take the initiative!"
Daocheng was very calm: "Don't worry, all our arrangements are to wait for the Japanese army to automatically drill in order to be used and played; Even if they entered the village, it would be okay for the villagers to shut up and take off their signs. “
As soon as Da Anal came ashore, he could not wait to lead the army to the village, and after a circle, he returned to the same place; I had to find a pig to lead the way, and the pig took the devil soldiers straight to Leng Feng's house, but they were attacked by grenade mines along the way, so that the devil soldiers did not dare to move forward easily.
Da Anal gave the pig a slap, making his eyes green, and Da Anal pulled out a knife to cross the pig's neck: "Baga, dare to take us to the minefield and look for death?" “
The pig was so scared that he peed into his crotch, he didn't expect that he had been old in Lengyue Village for many years, but he would suffer such an insult, it seems that this traitor is really not easy to be.
Jiang Bao hurriedly came over to relieve the siege, squeezed his eyebrows and motioned for the pig to explain quickly; The pig stammered: "I really don't know this!" None before, probably just got it. “
The big anus was angry, and he was about to stretch out his hand to teach the pig a lesson, but as soon as his hand was stretched out, he was pulled by Jiang Bao: "E. coli, let him lead the way again!" “
Da An's loose hand pushed the knife into the sheath, forcing the pig to lead the Huang Jun to choose the road forward, the pig had no bottom in his heart, and he just walked forward with his head stuffy, and he didn't know whether the road ahead was smooth; After going around and coming to the opposite intersection, all the Japanese troops stopped, holding guns, and signaled to let Zhu'er and Jiang Bao take the puppet army first.
In desperation, Jiang Bao and Pig had no choice but to take their compatriots to the scalp and enter about ten meters, and there was nothing unusual; So with a wave of the big anus, the Japanese army swooped up, and then about 100 meters, the grenade mine detonated, and the devil's flesh and blood were blurred, and then the mechanism of the bow and arrow was triggered, and rows of random arrows were fired like a rain of stars.
The Japanese army tried to enter the cold wind house twice, but was forced back by the hidden weapon, and the big anus felt very faceless, so angry that he drew his knife again and threatened the pig; The pig hurriedly knelt down: "The imperial army spares his life, there is a third way!" “
The big anus swung the knife down and touched his neck: "No need, there is an ambush on every road, isn't it?" You want to take all the lives of our imperial army, don't you? Yaga ~ hateful. “
The pig didn't know what to say, he closed his eyes and waited quietly for death, before he died, the only thing he thought about was the pepper, and he kept saying the name of the pepper; The cake and the cat threw themselves in front of the window and watched, silently shedding helpless tears.
The big anus retracted the knife and asked Junmu: "What is he talking about?" “
Junki: "Chili, chili to eat." “
The big anus took a step back and whispered to Junmu: "Let him get up and continue to lead the way!" “
Junmu: "Since the general intends to use him, why is he so fierce?" “
Big Anus: "The puppet army who just surrendered, his heart is not very sincere, you have to give him some color first, and then he will know that he is powerful, and he will be loyal to the imperial army." “
Chunmu: "But this is also a double-edged sword, the light is angry, it does not hurt the hair, and over time, they are also skinned." “
Big Anus: "Then you go and explain it to him, if you go astray again, he will be punished the most severely." “
The pig stood up with Jiang Bao's support, and after listening to Chunmu's instructions, he felt that he had just picked up a life, and he was about to gamble another life: "Alas, my life!" and not of cats. “
Pig and Jiang Bao supported each other, staggering, step by step, step by step, as if they had a conditioned reflex, tiptoeing forward as if dancing ballet; The Japanese army also followed up with great care, the puppet army walked about fifty meters ~ safe, the Japanese army followed up with a gun to aim, as soon as they were ready, they were attacked by an unknown liquid in the dark, the whole body was red and swollen, and the heat was overwhelming, like the sun falling a fire, and the whole body detonated and burned.
The whole army retreated, and the devil soldiers who rushed in front and wanted to shoot were all blind and threw their guns and fled; What's the use of being blind? So the big anus raised a gun and slammed the two of them: "Waste!" Pure wood, what kind of trick is this? “
The pure wood smelled fishy, and the choked lips were like goats smelling half a piece of noise: "It's chili!" “
The big anus drew the knife again and slashed at the pig's chest: "Chili? I know it before I choose the road, why do you want to take our imperial army to the hot road? “
The pig felt that it was unreasonable: "I'm not talking about the chili, it's the chili; Master Jiangdao, please help me explain! “
Jiang Bao shook his head sullenly: "I can't explain, otherwise she will be in danger." “
The hemorrhoids sharpened their eyes and cut the whispers of the two of them: "General, this time you have to give him some color, otherwise, there will be a fourth or fifth time, and the life of our imperial army is expensive, but we can't afford to hurt it!" “
The big anus pointed the knife in, cut through the pig's clothes, picked it again, cut off his hair, rotated his fingers, the knife turned like a fan, cut off the little finger of the pig's left hand, and then put the knife into the sheath, and dropped one of the pig's front teeth.
The pig squatted on the ground, and tears flowed helplessly with grievances; Da Anus shouted: "Give you one last chance, if this doesn't work, you have to take your life!" “
The pig knelt on the ground, unable to speak: "Please, kill me now!" I really don't know, they have already laid out the defenses; Why is my life so miserable? He slapped himself hard, leaving a trail of blood on the left side of his face.
Seeing this, the cat was so heartbroken that she almost screamed, and the cake held the cat in her arms, calming the turmoil of the East Window incident; The pig was completely erected and pointed to the fourth road, this time even the puppet army did not dare to advance, they always thought that the last road must be full of mechanisms, but they did not expect that the ignorant would not know the order.
Daocheng guarded the north gate with heavy troops, in fact, he had already calculated that the Japanese army would finally go to the north gate, so the north gate set up an empty gate, so that they could come forward to be ordered, and they all raised their knives to meet the door, such as if the guillotine was erected and the heads of the devils moved.
Da Anus ordered the troops to attack on the spot, and set up guns and cannons to forcibly attack the cold wind house; Seeing this, Daocheng put down the dust: "Let's move quickly, they are going to attack, come with me and go down to the tunnel to hide." “
But as soon as he turned around, he saw a group of white imps flashing behind the Japanese army, and a burst of rocks and bullets attacked, causing the devils to be confused, unable to retreat, unable to advance, and wanted to fire but were shrouded in smoke.
Dao Cheng was overjoyed: "This group of bold and unafraid of death ghosts really dare to do it, then let's cooperate with them." So he called on the militia to show their housekeeping skills and attack with poisoned arrows and slingshots.
Before the Japanese could open fire, they were stunned, not knowing where the enemy was, and lost their way in an instant; The Japanese army was defeated in the inner defense line, so they ran around, hid in Tibet and got lost.
Bringing 400 troops into the village, in addition to attacking the 100 killed and wounded, there were 300 people left, and these 300 people were distributed to fight in the guerrilla streets, and they could not be seen at all; From time to time, however, a white shadow flashed by, as if it had disappeared at the end of the grave; Suddenly, there was an illusion of a ghost.
Ku Xue looked at Dao Cheng's confident joy suspiciously: "Dad, those people in white are your people, right?" “
Daocheng: "It's the 12 zodiac Taoist boys!" “
Kuxue: "Oh my God, they're too bold!" We adults are hiding, but they dare to show their heads; Those are only 12-year-olds! It's embarrassing. “
Daocheng: "Haha, the ignorant are fearless, and the natural calf is not afraid of tigers!" This was just the right thing to deal a blow to the Japanese army's unstoppable arrogance. “
Leng Feng: "We also have to take action and give advice to the twelve Dao Tong, but we can't let them be hurt." “
Daocheng: "Don't worry, in such a street fight, I can guarantee that the devil can't even take advantage of it." “
After about an hour of street fighting, it was already three o'clock in the morning, and the twelve boys dragged down the entire Japanese army, some of the devil soldiers hid in the corners and gasped for breath, some were frozen to death in the village, and some were drowned in the Yellow River.
Seeing that the Japanese soldiers were tired and lying down, the twelve boys easily grabbed the weapons in their hands, and one carried three guns around the cold wind house; Seeing the triumphant return of the children, Dao Cheng led the militia to pick up the children to celebrate their success, and Kuxue even brought delicious dishes and dumplings, giving the children an exciting, warm and unforgettable Chinese New Year's Eve.
When Da An's troops were dispersed, Koizumi's wing surrounded him from the front door, and when Da Angu saw that reinforcements were coming, he blew the whistle and gathered the remaining 200 remnants of the defeated generals and Koizumi's wing to reform a team of about 1,200 people, which was commanded by Koizumi and arranged on the front line of Daan; Surrounded the entire Cold Moon Village on three floors of land.
Koizumi turned around with his knife, and seemed to remember the past again with the winter wind cutting his bones: "The person who killed our squad leader Xiao Zuo and squadron leader Nakata before was the cold wind of this Cold Moon Village?" “
Big Anus: "General, exactly!" “
Koizumi suddenly raised the decibel in anger: "Then what are you waiting for?" Hurry up! Shoot at Cold Moon Village. “
The big anus stopped forward: "General, no, if you hit it like this, it will be messed up, and it is not under our control!" If the cold wind absconds at this moment, won't we be busy in vain? “
Leng Feng patted his thigh in the house, holding blood and refining knives to rush out to vent his anger: "A **** little devil, see that I don't kill you, I dare to say that I Leng Feng is a deserter, I"
Kuxue snatched the blood refining knife that snatched the cold wind: "When will you grow up, what are you angry with the little ghost?" It's to make them anxious, if they can do it themselves, what a good show it should be. “
Sure enough, as Ku Xue expected, Oan's brigade and Koizumi's wing clashed, each wanting to be the master of the government; Especially the hemorrhoids under the big anus and the ichiro under Koizumi, the two fought with each other, and the fight was very inseparable, it seemed that the war was about to break out, and the civil war was about to ignite; Koizumi got up and shook his knife: "Enough, don't quarrel anymore, the military can be discussed, but there is no need to attack in life; Don't forget, we're all working for His Majesty the Emperor of the Imperial Japanese Empire; It's up to me here, I guess everyone has no opinion, right? “
Da Anus was stunned, but when he turned around, only a few of his subordinates were left to circle around him, and even the 200 remnants of the defeated generals were subordinated to Koizumi's wing; In view of this, Da Anal had no choice but to accompany the smile: "Hehe, everything is up to General Koizumi!" “
Koizumi waved his sword again: "Then what are you waiting for, let me shoot at Cold Moon Village!" “