"Battlefield Life" Qiqi (embarrassed)

Koizumi thought for a moment, and sent one person to investigate the military situation of the big anus, not only wanting to accept Ichiro's suggestion, but also not wanting Ichiro to see through his heart: "It's all for His Majesty the Emperor, don't worry too much, it's just that I'm worried about any emergencies on the side of the big anal brigade, so it's better to find out first, so as not to cause extraneous branches; Everyone is on standby first, and then take action after receiving the request of the big anus. “

Cold Wind organized personnel to move in the tunnels, designed traps, and waited for the devil soldiers to drill; About an hour passed, and at one o'clock in the morning, the weather was extremely cold, and it was really timely, and the big anus was a little unbearable, and he couldn't wait to rush to the Wori Pass with his troops: "What's the matter, is there any movement?" “

Hemorrhoids: "General, Cold Moon Village has been relatively calm, and there has been no movement. “

Da Anus gently slapped the hemorrhoid's head: "Who asked you about Lengyue Village, I asked if there was any movement in the Koizumi United?" “

Jiang Bao: "E. coli, you can't see Li Jiatuo here!" Seeing that the front door of Lengyue Village has not moved, they must still be shrinking in Li Jiatuo to watch! “

Big Anus: "It seems that we can't wait any longer, otherwise we will be robbed of credit by Koizumi's wing; If we calculate them like this, they will calculate us like this, and in the end, it is not Cold Moon Village that will benefit; Maybe they've all built fortifications and are waiting for us to drill! Since they have it, let's go check it out! “

Jiang Bao: "The E. coli, which way should we go?" “

Big Anus: "Junmu, what do you think?" “

Junmu spread out the map of Cold Moon Village: "Judging from the map, there are two roads leading to Cold Moon Village in the front mountain of Wori Mountain, but they can only be reached through two small streams that cross. “

Da Anus nodded: "Well, I have thought about it, I will walk the Woshan Trail with 300 people led by Chunmu, and the hemorrhoids ginseng general and Inspector Jiang will lead 200 people on the Rishan Avenue." With that, with a wave of the big knife, he drove towards Cold Moon Village.

Da An's troops successfully arrived at the garrison of Wo Creek, a tributary of Wo Ri Creek, but the troops led by hemorrhoids were not so lucky, and their tails were attacked by unknown people.

The Daotong Dragon and Tiger Brothers led the Zodiac Brothers to attack the Japanese army with a lightning bolt, and the tail of the Devil Army mysteriously disappeared about thirty people; After the Dao Tong Monkey gave the order, he withdrew his hand, counted carefully, and killed a total of twenty-four devils, he panted and laughed: "I suggest that everyone stop acting, so as not to be ganged up; We're going to take advantage of the fact that when the two teams of men and horses arrive at the confluence of Wori Creek, let's use these dead devils to make some articles and add some more attack material to them. “

All the people looked at the ghost wit of the Taoist monkey and looked forward to the staging of the show; The 12 zodiac signs are selected by thousands of talents, and each of them has their own attributes and instinctive skills, such as dragon weirdness, tiger bravery, monkey cleverness, ox power, snake demon magic, rabbit spirit jumping, dog bold, rat rape slippery, chicken thief, pig hard work, sheep soothing, horse rush.

The twelve people have to listen to the arrangements of Brother Monkey in terms of sudden response, and they must listen to the decisions of the Dragon and Tiger Brothers in terms of subjective consciousness and major issues, and internal affairs are jointly decided by cattle and pigs; There is a division of labor and detailed arrangements for things in the Taoist temple, and Daocheng is very relieved to go far.

After some discussion with each other, everyone obeyed Brother Monkey's arrangement, and according to his deployment, the twenty-four dead devils were made into snowballs, and the explosive devices developed by the Taoist temple were tied to their bodies.

Jiang Bao because Xuelian likes to be ruthless, and in his heart, he didn't want the Japanese army to attack Lengyue Village, so he thought about restraining the progress of the Japanese army and giving Lengyue Village more time to prepare; Among them, he wished that there would be some moths, he went back to check and found that there were twenty-four people missing, so he screamed: "General, it's terrible, there are ghosts, our imperial army has been dragged away twenty-four people."

Hemorrhoids covered Jiang Bao's mouth: "What are you yelling about?" Afraid that E. coli can't hear? Don't wait until Cold Moon Village hasn't started fighting, just take our sacrificial flag, have you forgotten what happened to Jiang Hai? “

Jiang Bao hurriedly shut up, and under the guidance of hemorrhoids, he stretched the troops loosely and deceived the eyes of the big anus; The team captain Koizumi sent out a horse to rush to Malan Mountain, touched the bench bedding and looked at the new footprints, only to find that the troops of Da An had not long since they set off, so they followed all the way to the Wori Pass, and used binoculars to find out the whereabouts of the Da Al Brigade, and then quietly reported to Xiao Quan: "General, the investigation is clear, the soldiers of the Big Al Brigade have been divided into two roads and have surrounded the back mountain of Lengyue Village. “

Koizumi waved his hand: "Got it, in another quarter of an hour, slowly drive towards the front mountain of Cold Moon Village." “

Ichiro gave Koizumi a thumbs up: "The general is really clever, we have to wait until the big anus exhausts his strength, and when the villagers of Lengyue Village have no way to escape, we only need to cloth a bag in the front mountain pass, and we can win a great victory." “

The troops of hemorrhoids and anus converged at the confluence of Wori Creek, and before they could gain a firm foothold, under the order of the Dragon and Tiger brothers, twenty-four dead devil bomb snowballs tumbled down from the top of Wori Mountain, and before the Japanese army could react, they were masked by the sound of explosions and avalanches, and the shouts of dead and wounded fleeing for their lives were endless, waking up the sleeping villagers of Lengyue Village.

Dao Cheng smiled slightly, pinched his fingers, and counted: "These little babies have finally released the letter, and the heat is still well controlled; Let's get started! After that, he led the cold wind and a group of brothers to guard the final checkpoint and trap.

After the explosion and avalanche, the stream overflowed, pouring into the Yellow River, and the water of the two rivers surrounded each other, and the troops of Da An were in danger, and in addition to the about 100 dead and wounded, there were only 400 troops left, hugging each other tightly, waiting for death to come.

When Da Anus was helpless, he had to ask Jiang Bao: "Inspector Jiang, are you loyal to the imperial army?" “

Jiang Bao: "Of course, is it possible that E. coli suspects that I did it?" “

Da An: "I didn't suspect you, I know that the people in the Taoist Temple did it, and they just pretended to be dead and deceived us; When the Cold Moon Village is destroyed, he will turn around and destroy the Taoist temple of Daocheng; But the problem is that we have to break through now, otherwise, it won't take an hour for us to go down to the Yellow River to feed the fish. “

Jiang Bao thought about it, but the ice and snow melted, and he didn't come up with a better way; Chunmu hinted to Jiang Bao: "There are no like-minded people similar to Inspector Jiang's ambitions?" “

Jiang Bao's eyes lit up, as if he woke up in an instant, it just so happened that Snow Lotus and Chili were rivals in love, why not take the opportunity to pull the pig into the water, in the end, hehe! As soon as he thought of this, he couldn't stop laughing: "There you have, you think of it!" “

Da Anus hugged Jiang Bao with an ecstatic expression: "Inspector Jiang, at a critical time, you have made meritorious service; Come and hear it! “

Jiang Bao: "The new village chief of Lengyue Village is called Zhu'er, and he got the position by prying the corner of the old village chief Leng Feng; These two people are not in the village, and the cold wind was once separated from Lengyue Village, and they lived in the Taoist temple of Wori Mountain; Now, as long as the imperial army offers generous treatment to that pig, he will definitely turn his back on the cold wind again. “

The big anus clapped and applauded: "For the Great Japanese Empire, what can be done with money is not a matter; Someone! Call the steward of the army! “

The steward ran to the front of the big anus and bent at a right angle: "General, what do you call me?" “

Big Anus: "Take a hundred pieces of ocean and give it to Inspector Jiang, and let him take care of it." “

Jiang Bao rushed to the mouth of the Yellow River with a hundred pieces of ocean, he was dumbfounded, he couldn't cross the river at all, so he squatted down and hid fifty oceans, and then used a piece of ocean to cut and drift through, just floating to the hands of the dock boatman, the boatman rippled along the water marks of the chopping drift, Jiang Bao gave him ten pieces of ocean: "Go and ask your master to come over!" “

Boatman: "Who are you?" Why do you want us to be in charge? “

Jiang Bao: "Don't ask so much, I'm an old acquaintance with your pig, so I said that there was a summons named Jiang Bao, so he came to the private meeting immediately, and I have something important to tell him." “

Seeing that the other party could call out the name of the master, the boatman also accepted ten oceans from him, and he was not embarrassed to open his mouth to refuse, so he turned around lightly, and the ripples of the winter waves made a cold sound: "You are waiting here!" “

As soon as Jiang Bao looked up, he saw that the boatman had disappeared without a trace as soon as he strutted the pole; The boatman made a wave as cover, took a shortcut and drove to the door of the pig's house: "Master, someone is looking for you in the back mountain!" “

The pig slapped the boatman hard, making his head buzz, and he almost tumbled down the Yellow River in a wave: "When is it, the Japanese have all killed the door, and they still have the heart to wander around the back mountain, so don't you leave with your wife and the old man quickly." “

The boatman took out five pieces of ocean and fell into the hands of the pig: "The man in the back mountain is called Jiang Bao, and he said that he was your friend, and he specially sent me to tell him." “

Jiang Bao put away the ocean, his heart turned, he turned his thoughts, laughed and scolded impermanence: "It turned out to be him, take me to meet him!" “

As soon as Jiang Bao saw the pig arrive, he pressed the bag containing about 30 oceans into the pig'er's hand: "Brother, I miss me to death, since the last time."

The pig stopped Jiang Bao's chatter and stuffed the money bag back into Jiang Bao's hand: "Before I explain anything, I will send the money first, if I don't have a good heart, I will either steal or rape!" “

Jiang Bao smiled and stuffed the money bag back into the pig's hand again: "Brother, what age are they?" also talked about the big rights and wrongs of those who didn't blush and didn't beat their hearts. “

Pig picked up a piece of ocean and looked at it carefully: "Don't think I don't know, this ocean is from the hands of the Japanese?" “

Jiang Bao: "Brother, in today's troubled times, where do you have money to spend?" You're so exquisite! “

Pig: "If you don't ask clearly, I'm afraid you won't have that life flower!" “

Jiang Bao: "Since the eldest brother is a person who understands at a glance, then I won't detour much, is it convenient to talk here?" “

The pig looked at the boatman and whispered, "You disappear for me for a while!"

I saw that the boatman braved the severe cold and plunged into the ice water, which frightened Jiang Bao, it seems that the folk customs of this Lengyue Village are worthy of its reputation, and he gave a thumbs up and pointed to the pig closer: "Brother, I am helping the Japanese now!"

As soon as these words came out, the pig was shocked and retreated backwards; The boatman, who had been hiding under the boat, came out again, and the pig signaled that it was all right, and he took another breath and hid under the boat.

Jiang Bao laughed: "It turns out that my brother still doesn't trust me, and he still guards me, but I'll give you everything straight to the point!" He won't be able to say anything to me," his hand clicked to his neck, and his expression was extremely hideous; A hint of a double kill, even coaxing and threatening to pull the pig into the water.

Seeing that the pig had already gotten on the other party's thief ship, the refusal and the promise made him a dilemma; From the bottom of my heart, although I have a little hatred with the cold wind, I won't pull the whole village to back my back, and besides, the chili pepper and the cold fight are hot, if you really do such a humiliating and conscience thing, the chili pepper's fiery straight temper will not cook itself!

Jiang Bao saw the embarrassment of the pig, so he knew that he was moved by reason, and persuaded him bitterly: "Big brother, I know that it is a little difficult for you to make this decision, after all, it is too hasty, I am the one who came over, I understand; But this doesn't allow you to think too much, the Japanese chose you, even if you don't want to, you have to pretend to obey, so that we can all get along and survive; You don't want to die in front of the cold wind, and you won't even see the last side of the chili! “

This sentence stabbed the pig's heart, but it can be known that the most painful thing in the pig's life is the chili pepper, if that is the case, it is better to decide as soon as possible to protect the family through the difficult time.

Jiang Bao saw a slight smile on the pig's face, and dropped the money bag into the water, and the boatman picked it up and climbed onto the boat; Jiang Baoan sat down heartily: "Since the eldest brother agreed, it can be regarded as giving me face, and I will reward the eldest brother with ten yuan." “

The pig rejected Jiang Bao's sycophant: "If there is anything, just say it directly!" Now that the last minute is at a moment, I can't afford to delay, and if I am discovered by the cold wind, I am afraid that it is no better to explain it than to the Japanese. “

Jiang Bao: "Just like me, serve the Great Japanese Empire and save Leng Yue Village and his family!" “

Pig Er excitedly shook Jiang Bao's hand: "What you said is true?" Can I save Cold Moon Village and my family? “

Jiang Bao: "Of course, the imperial army is a good man, don't you look at my Snow Lotus Island?" Besides, the Imperial Army hates Leng Feng alone, and of course his brothers, as long as you unite with the Imperial Army to get rid of them, the Imperial Army will not only keep you safe, but also have another reward. “

Pig: "If that's the case, I'll say yes." “

Jiang Bao blinked and smiled: "Big brother is refreshing, then you hurry back and prepare the ships to meet the imperial army, and I will go back to report the good news to the imperial army." “

Leaving with ghosts, Jiang Baole ran in front of the big anus with a fart, but shook off the ocean, embarrassed and stammered: "E. coli, he has already agreed!" “

The big anus imitated its pathology: "How did he agree?" “

Jiang Bao swallowed his saliva and returned to his normal speed of speech: "I have already used his family and the villagers of Lengyue Village as a lure, so he agreed." “