Chapter Twenty-Three: Drinking Yin People, Yin People Drinking

"Helper, the little one will give you a bowl!" Suddenly, I heard a voice like this from the younger brothers. Our Li Tianyu's face instantly changed when he heard this. Just as he was about to find out the little brother who said this, the second or even even the third voice sounded.

"Helper, the little one also respects you two bowls!"

"Helper, let's go with each other!"

"Get out of the way, help the master, let's have one altar for each of us!"

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It's a pity that after our helper just finished threatening our little brother, the little brothers present not only did not suffer any effect, but instead paid tribute to their helper more enthusiastically.

"Hey, I said, what are you all doing? At the moment of the great enemy, your deputy gang leader is here, and you don't even listen to the gang leader's orders. Do you want to go back and clean the toilet? Youliang, okay, you kid is amazing. Unexpectedly, dogs came to Binh Duong to bully the tiger! "As soon as our helper saw that the situation was not good, he quickly began to issue a second oracle to stop the deterioration of the situation. It's just that he has action to save, and our Chen Youliang also has action to continue to destroy.

"Okay, Tianyu, my helper, don't shirk it, others don't understand, don't I understand you? It is precisely because the brothers respect you that this first cup is brought to you. Don't you recognize such a good life? You see, I don't have this treatment as a deputy helper. Okay, Tianyu, you just drink it and enjoy it slowly, I'll go first! Saying that, our Chen Youliang was full of spring, elated, full of anger, and walked away with a heartache.

The younger brothers present were even more enthusiastic after listening to the words of their deputy gang leader. It is said that the first time they met their helper, they saw the helper and the deputy helper together. Moreover, the gang leader is the son of the Jiangsu governor Li Daren's family, and the deputy gang leader is the son of the Chen Governor's family in Yangzhou, the two must have played together for some years before, at least they should have drunk together several times. Now that the deputy gang leader says this, it will definitely not be fake, and if you make trouble, you don't believe that you can really be punished by the gang leader for cleaning the toilet.

"Hey, Youliang, you, you stop me! Come back! You hurry up and arrest the deputy gang leader for me, if anyone can catch it back, Lao Tzu will go back and promote his official, greatly promoted, and let him be the deputy gang leader. Hey, Supreme Treasure, Tianba, you two wait for me. ”

Li Tianyu finally found out that it was our two ** core figures who were instigating everyone to toast to him. It's noisy, could it be that these two ** boys passed the string with Youliang in advance? I said, why did the corners of Youliang's eyes twitch straight to the two boys when he spoke just now? It turns out that the fuck is a jackal embarrassed 3P for rape!

However, Li Tianyu's words were even more nonsense for the younger brothers present, there were few truths at the banquet, nine and a half of the ten sentences were all fake, and the remaining half of the sentences were really all punctuation. The younger brothers still understand this a little, and the gang leader just said that he would be promoted to the deputy gang leader, so he won't believe it.

"Helper, come, the little one is going to do it first!"

"You, you, Supreme Treasure, good boy you! I'll see how you're going to pick the side leaders next door for a while. It's noisy, if you lose to Youliang and them today, you can all clean the toilet for me for a year when you go back. "When our helper saw that the Supreme Treasure had really done it first, he drank it all as he spoke, but judging from his expression, it seemed that he was not drinking wine but hate.

Noisy, although Lao Tzu was very annoyed by the practice of this supreme treasure, he still had nothing to say about the wine sent by this old man Kang. This year, the home-brewed wine is the mainstream, and it is estimated that it is all the same sauce flavor, and I don't know what the wine Liu Yunlong sent to Lao Tzu last time tasted.

"Alright, brothers, don't all do this to our helper. The gang leader is right, we're going to drink and win over the deputy gang leader in a while. If everyone toasts to the gang leader like this now, one person toasts a bowl, and then I am afraid that before everyone finishes toasting, our gang leader will already be defeated by ourselves, so wouldn't it be cheaper for our deputy gang leader in the end? ”

"Finally, you kid still have a little conscience, Tianba."

"However, it is not appropriate for this big guy to respect the wine gang of the gang leader and mainly escape like this. So I suggest that it is better to let our helper bring a jar of wine to toast everyone, I wonder what the brothers think? ”

"Good! Good! ”

"Wow, Zhao Tianba, you kid fucking yin me!" Troublesome, I said why did his kid suddenly rescue Lao Tzu from the tiger's den so well, it turned out that his mother wanted to take Lao Tzu to his wolf's den.

"If you don't want to be the leader of the gang, then it's up to the brothers to honor you one by one! Brothers, I think we're still ......."

"Good, good, Lao Tzu drink! Isn't it just a bowl of wine! Come on, bring me a whole jar of fucking wine! Oh, forget it, bring me the rest of the wine from the jar on the table. Seeing that sooner or later he was going to die, and he was going to die, he could pretend to be a "I smile to the sky" and won the applause of all the younger brothers present. It's just that when it comes to the back, it's like a little person again.

Of course, our younger brothers naturally did not listen to the words of the helper, but took a jar of unopened wine and put it on the table and personally opened it in public and handed it to our helper. Li Tianyu looked at the wine in the big jar in front of him, and then looked at the expectant eyes of the little brothers present, and finally gritted his teeth and lifted the wine jar with his hand. Yaxingda, anyway, sooner or later, Lao Tzu is a leader and a boss, and it is time to practice his own drinking.

"Brothers, it is a blessing for me to be able to marry my brothers and my brothers as a family of our Tianyu Alliance. Today, I would like to take this wine here to first thank me, Li Tianyu, for being fortunate to meet all of you, and wish that our Tianyu Alliance can always become the number one gang and the only gang in our Datang Dynasty with the joint efforts of our brothers in the future. Without further ado, I asked my brothers to join me in the wine in my hand. After that, our Li Tianyu lifted the whole jar of wine and began to pour it straight up, fortunately, he is not very stupid now, and he knows that he will not forget to spit out some deliberately when drinking. But Rao is like this, and this drinking scene is also so domineering.

"Good! Long live the helper! ”

"Long live the helper! Long live the helper! ”

At the same time, in the private room next door on the other side.

"Huh? Why is it suddenly lively next door? What's going on? ”

"I guess the gang leader and his brothers are drinking at the bar."

"Hey, it's a pity that we're only allowed to eat here now."

It turned out that since our Youliang returned to his private room, he had issued a ban on alcohol. It is said that everyone is going to defeat the gang leader for a while, so it is strictly forbidden to drink too much alcohol now, and only two bowls per person are allowed. In fact, this is mainly because Chen Youliang is afraid that the younger brothers will really toast themselves one by one and throw themselves down.

"Come, Brother Liang, Xiao Hao will give you a bowl!" Our little hao saw that the little brothers present were already talking about it, and guessed the reason for the voice next door, so he secretly cleaned his eyes and toasted Brother Liang next to him.

"Oh, Xiao Hao, you can't drink too much of this wine. Let's drink half a bowl by ourselves. Hey, Xiaohao, why did you just drink it without even touching a glass with Brother Liang? ”

"I said Brother Liang, I've already done it first. Do you have to finish the wine in your hand, or even if I agree, the brothers present will not agree! Isn't that right? ”

"Yes!"

"Yes!" The younger brothers present saw that there was such a small gang leader and asked themselves, so they all started to coax, and the deputy gang leader banned them from drinking, which made them very unhappy, and the gang leader had already ordered to come and pour this deputy gang leader violently, besides, how could so many people come out to eat and not have a good time. So the younger brothers all responded.

"The deputy gang leader is massive! The small one also respects the deputy helper for a bowl! I saw that this little brother actually stood up and drank all the wine in the bowl after speaking, without giving our deputy gang leader unit any time to react.

"The little one also respects the deputy helper for a bowl!"

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"You, you...... Well, you forced me to do a trick. His grandmother's, from now on, let Lao Tzu drink, Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it, I used to get drunk with them every time I was drunk at the end of every day, and today his mother should be like this. Come on, do it! Brothers! Fuck me and finish the wine in my hand! If the fuck is the first to get drunk, Lao Tzu will punish him for cleaning the toilet when he goes back. ”

Seeing our Chen Youliang, he suddenly looked like an enraged bull, "Ou! Long live the deputy gang leader! ”

"Long live the deputy gang leader! Long live the deputy gang leader......"

As a result, the people up and down of the Tianyu Alliance in the room of our deputy gang leader were also jubilant. And Li Tianyu here has just finished blowing his own jar of wine, but in the end, only two-thirds of it actually reached his mouth, needless to say, the rest was naturally donated to our Mother Earth and Li Tianyu's clothes.

"Helper, listen, there seems to be a voice from the deputy helper."

"Oh, really?"

Li Tianyu, who had just finished blowing this jar of wine, had not yet eased his strength, so he didn't have too much energy to pay attention to the movement next door. Yaxingda, the degree of this wine is much higher than the jar of wine that Lao Tzu blew last time in Juxianzhuang, but it is still not as high as the degree of those Moutai in later generations, almost the same as draft beer. This is not nonsense, if you were blowing Moutai, it is estimated that you would have been dragged away to wash your stomach.

"Brothers, let's all give me vegetables first, eat more, eat harder, eat enough to nourish my stomach, and go next door to dominate the rivers and lakes, if I can't eat enough, I can just go next door to grab the deputy helper's food, so that they have no food to eat." Who the hell behaved well to Lao Tzu today, and Lao Tzu will give him credit when he goes back! ”

In fact, after our Li Tianyu just blew a jar of wine, he felt that he had to eat something to cushion his stomach now, otherwise if he really vomited after a while, wouldn't it be embarrassing to not be able to vomit anything? The younger brothers present saw that their goal had been achieved, so they finally began to touch the people around them while eating after the first chopsticks were put down by the helper.

I saw that our Supreme Treasure and Zhao Tianba also represented themselves separately, and after saluting the younger brothers, they also let the younger brothers drink with each other at will. Then our Zhao Tianba also began to move his chopsticks, and stuck his forks and thorns at the food on the plate. is noisy, and with his skillful technique, he definitely looks like a person who hasn't eaten a big meal for N years. However, guards like him, who are nested in the Black Wind Village every day, naturally have no chance to eat the dishes in these star-rated hotels. In addition, although he didn't contribute to the fire fight before, just guiding the younger brothers of the Tianyu Alliance in the later stage to sweep and carry the loot of the Black Wind Village and arrange those fire lines had consumed most of the energy in his body. You must know that his boy's work on weekdays is nothing more than a guard, to put it bluntly, he stands on that hill alone, and he can do whatever he wants, and he is as idle as a civil servant in later generations. So today's toss really made him completely hungry. What's more, the atmosphere of so many macho men eating at the same time now has catalyzed his appetite.

However, just as he was about to use his chopsticks to pick up the large piece of eggplant, our helper came over as if he had seen it. Damn, this gang leader definitely did it on purpose.

"Come, Tianba, you have just joined our Tianyu Alliance today and have made indelible contributions. This bowl is my helper to honor you. Oh, I just finished drinking it, and I'm a little uncomfortable, so I'm going to toast you with a bowl of food instead of wine. "Hehe, let your kid yin Lao Tzu before, Lao Tzu just won't let your kid eat it now.

And after hearing the words of the gang leader, our Tianba was completely defeated by the gang leader. You say that this gang leader is obviously deliberately targeting himself like this, but why do you still use food instead of wine to honor yourself, how can there be such a shameless person?

"Thank you for the helper, Tianba will definitely go to the soup for my Tianyu Alliance in the future, and I will not give up." Although he thought so in his heart, our Zhao Tianba still said so, which also fully reflects the necessary qualities of being a military advisor.

"Well said. Brothers, look at how good our Tianyu Alliance's future military advisors say. I believe that our Tianyu Alliance will definitely become more and more powerful in the future with a military advisor like Tianba. Come, the brothers also salute the bowl of Tianba first. By the way, each person is only allowed to give one bowl, and you are not allowed to drink it as an altar like I just did, and at most you will be allowed to serve three bowls of military division. It's noisy, anyway, when our military advisor was in Heifeng Village before, he was known as 'a thousand cups not drunk, ten thousand cups not poured', and now he is second only to me and your deputy gang leader. Just before everyone came up, the military advisor personally said to me, 'Helper, I don't think there is enough wine today', I said, 'Let's drink first, when the time is not enough, we will ask for it again, maybe we won't be able to finish it', and our military advisor said, 'These are definitely not enough, and these drinks are not enough for me to drink alone'. So everyone must let our military advisors have a good time today. ”

The Supreme Treasure on the side couldn't help but laugh after listening to the words of the helper. This gang leader is really, obviously he wants to fill the military division, and he also said so many high-sounding reasons. That's right, the military advisor said it well, and I think that he and his brothers didn't show their determination like this.

After hearing what the helper said, the younger brothers present also thought that what the helper said was the truth. And the most important thing is to help the orphan of Black Wind Village who has long been identified as the military advisor of the Tianyu Alliance, which is naturally effective from the top to the bottom.

And our Zhao Tianba was the most depressed one on the field after listening to the words of the gang leader. Not to mention the title of "drunken ghost sorrow" that the helper gave him, it is when did the helper say the words he just said to the helper. It's just that the gang leader is now calling himself a "military advisor" in front of everyone, and he can't shirk it, unless he really doesn't plan to mix in this Tianyu Alliance now. Hey, it seems that my previous kindness was reciprocated by the helper. As a smart person, our Tianba naturally thought of the help leader's trick, in fact, it is also a chance to get along with his brothers, in addition to having such a good opportunity in the wine field, where else can there be in peacetime? So he didn't say much, and began to bump into the younger brothers.

"Supreme Treasure?"

"Huh? The helper called me? "Our Supreme Treasure was secretly gloating at this time looking at Tianba's complicated expression and appearance.

"What makes you look so happy?"

"Oh no, nothing." After hearing the words of the helper, our Supreme Treasure suddenly felt bad in his heart, and a sense of foreboding arose.

"Alright then, if it's nothing, then the gang leader will find something for you to make you happy."

"No, don't! Thanks to the helper, the little ones don't need it. ”

"Really? Are you sure you don't need to? If you do this well, you will be remembered for your great work when you go back. ”

"This, this, that's okay, help the master."

"Eh~ That's right, look at your bitter gourd face, the helper is not asking you to do anything bad, but just to find something for you to make you happy. Come on, give the helper a smile first! Huh~ Why is it so ugly? ”

"Helper, is it my turn to drink next?"

"Uh, what do you say? Do you still need to tell you about your turn to drink? The helper told you another thing, you want to have some fun with your brothers for a while, and it's too boring to drink like this. In a while, you kid will secretly mix some tea into the wine for me by the way, or forget it, let's take some wine from the tea, and wait for the brothers to eat a little later, and then we will go to the deputy gang leader to pick a scene. How's that, Supreme Treasure, can this be called happy? ”

"Back to the helper, the small one will definitely do it, and there will be no disgrace to the mission." Our Supreme Treasure had a bright light in his eyes after hearing what the helper said, and then he cut it down like this.