It's sunset, and the sunset shines its last afterglow weakly in the woods north of the city, and everything in the streets of the city is so nostalgic. At this moment, the hour seems to be unitary time, that is, it is more than six o'clock in Beijing time, but on the second floor of the Heavenly Master Pavilion, there are still two rooms where there is constant noise.

"How? Supreme Treasure? Since you came up with this game, you should drink it now that you lose, right? ”

"Helper, the little one really can't drink anymore."

I saw that our Supreme Treasure was depressed, although he personally proposed to play this game when drinking, but it was also the order that the gang leader gave to himself before. Besides, I didn't propose to play this kind of difficult counting game at all, and in the end, didn't I change to this game under the guidance of the helper? And every time the gang leader deliberately loses, he doesn't forget to pit himself again, first say something else to himself, distract himself, and then suddenly report his own numbers when he sees the opportunity, and every time he pits himself. Especially after saying that he was wrong, the helper did not stop it in time, and it was estimated that he said that he was wrong after a series of mistakes, and it was directly three bowls of wine.

After playing for a while, everyone ate almost all the dishes on the table, but there were only three jars of wine left. The room was even more of a mess, the floor was wet, one was dry, the same was true of the younger brothers' clothes, and the table was full of fallen meals and vegetable juices, many of the younger brothers were already a little drunk, and even more had fallen on the table, falling on the ground and being drunk and dying. The drunken and bold little brothers, who have not yet been completely drunk, are all fucking saying some vulgar words in the market.

"Supreme Treasure, have you done what I told you before?" Li Tianyu saw that the younger brothers all looked like they were all eager to live, so he didn't pay attention to them and asked about the Supreme Treasure. It's noisy, if Youliang brings people over to pick up the scene now, it is estimated that Lao Tzu will lose, but fortunately, Lao Tzu has made plans in advance.

"Back to the helper, it's done. Oh, that's it. I saw the Supreme Treasure pick up a wine jar from the ground and shake it at Li Tianyu.

"Now pour it a little bit away, and leave it eighty percent. It's too full to be easily seen. ”

"Oh." So our Supreme Treasure took out 20% of the wine in the jar according to the instructions of the helper, but the wine poured out was light and tasteless, and it was obviously not a real wine. Zhao Tianba next to him only looked at it and guessed the mystery. + "Brothers, I will now go with you to your deputy leader and drink with them, brothers. If any of you want to go over and drink together, pick up the wine in your hand and go with Lao Tzu, if you really can't drink it, you can also go over and watch how Lao Tzu won. Supreme Treasure, Tianba, go with me! ”

So under the leadership of the helper, some of the younger brothers who were not completely drunk and muddy, lying on the table, and falling to the ground, followed the helper. It's just that most of the younger brothers went to watch how the gang leader won.

"Youliang, brothers, do you have a drink?"

"Nope!" I saw that the younger brothers in the field covered by Chen Youliang also started to coax when they saw their helper coming over with another jar of wine.

"Well, since all the brothers haven't drunk well, then now we have to punish our deputy gang leader with three bowls. Come on, Youliang, please! ”

"Hey, I said Tianyu, where is there a person like you? Why do you say you want to punish me at every turn? Return three bowls. After listening to Li Tianyu's words, Chen Youliang knew that this Tianyu came to find him on purpose, and it was estimated that no matter how the younger brothers answered, he would be punished by him for such three bowls of wine.

"How can you be said to be punished at every turn? You didn't let the brothers have a good drink, which in itself should be punished, besides, three bowls is still less, right, brothers? ”

"Yes!" When the younger brothers saw that there was a good show to watch, of course, they continued to coax in unison.

"Okay, okay, Tianyu, count you ruthless! You bastards are waiting for me, and when I go back, I will punish you for cleaning the toilet! Seeing that he was bound to be planted here today, our deputy gang leader picked up the three bowls of wine that had already been poured by the younger brother in front of him and said indignantly. Troublesome, you kid who poured wine doesn't you fucking know how to pour a little less for Lao Tzu?

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, Youliang, drink it quickly, or you will be punished with three bowls of wine."

Chen Youliang saw that everyone present was working against him, so he knew that the three bowls of wine at the moment could not escape, so he had to drink them bowl by bowl. However, this scene was applauded by the younger brothers of their own field who were present. Bananas, you little bastards still have a little conscience.

"Okay, it deserves to be the deputy gang leader of our Tianyu Alliance, and it's really massive. Youliang: I see that you will change your name to Hailiang in the future. It sounds like it's worthy of you, and it's domineering. Come, brothers, and fill up again for our deputy helper. ”

"Hey, don't pour it, it's enough, it's enough, you're still so full? What do you want your brothers to drink for a while? ”

"Come, Youliang, I didn't mean anything else when I came here today, just because I admired your previous mass, so I came here to have a discussion with you on behalf of my brothers. Come, this jar of wine in my hand has just been opened, since I came to you, then naturally you are the host, you can choose the three bowls of wine and this jar of wine in front of you. The rest of your choice is mine, okay? But then again, Youliang, you are a massive, don't let me and my brothers down. Our Li Tianyu put a jar of wine in his hand on the table very ripplingly, and challenged Chen Youliang straight to the point.

"Tianyu, I know that you deliberately said this to provoke me, and finally asked me to choose this jar of wine, what kind of mass and so on all you deliberately said that I don't know? Do you think I can fall for you? I'll choose these three bowls of wine! "Our Chen Youliang really lived up to expectations and chose those three bowls of high-concentration alcohol. Troublesome, Lao Tzu is so familiar with you, why do you want to bury Lao Tzu in order to be a hero in front of you?

Li Tianyu saw that his treacherous plan succeeded, but his psychology had already blossomed. Yaxingda, this is the time that Lao Tzu gave him the opportunity to choose in advance. And the Supreme Treasure on the side was already pinching his thighs to hold back his laughter after hearing that his deputy gang leader made such a choice.

"Okay, since Youliang chose these three bowls of wine, then the rest of the jar will naturally belong to me to drink. Come, Youliang, I'll do it first as respect. ”

After our Li Tianyu said that, he immediately lifted the jar of "wine" on the table and began to blow it in public. The younger brothers present also cheered for the helper as he blew the wine. Even our Chen Youliang widened his eyes after seeing it, looking incredulous. However, our little Hao Xiao Zhengtai looked at Tianyu with a little doubt, and then looked at the Supreme Treasure and Zhao Tianba beside Tianyu, and then stared thoughtfully at the jar where Li Tianyu was drinking.

"Wow, the helper wants to drink another jar of wine at once!"

"There are a lot of helpers!"

"Long live the helper!"

"Helper, I love you!"

I saw a burst of "coo-dong-coo" sounds coming from the throat of our helper who was blowing wine, and at the same time, a small amount of "wine" flowed along the gangleader's neck and onto the gangleader's shirt, wetting the gangleader's clothes. And our helper is still pouring the "wine" in the jar with one mind.

Finally, after a short time, our helper finally finished blowing the wine. I saw that he also learned from the Liangshan heroes in the Water Margin, and threw the wine jar in his hand into the open space in front of him with a "snap". In fact, our helper just wants to destroy this evidence, so that even after the East Window incident, there is no proof of death.

"Good! Good! Li Tianyu's heroic actions naturally won the applause of the younger brothers present.

And our Chen Youliang was also shocked and cowered after seeing such a heroic scene of Li Tianyu. At the very least, his face has become extremely ugly.

"Youliang, I just finished drinking this jar of wine. Now it's your turn to drink. "Our Li Tianyu is very heroic at learning to laugh at Linghu Chong on the rivers and lakes, touched the mouth that had just blown the wine, and said to Chen Youliang like this.

"There are a lot of Tianyu, I admire it so much! Today's contest is considered as a win, I admit defeat, can I surrender? ”

"Less nonsense, drink! Surrender now, if I surrender before I drink, I can consider giving you a discount, now, forgive! Let's drink it obediently! ”

"Drink! Drink! Drink ......" saw that the little brothers brought by Li Tianyu to watch did shout in unison to cheer for their helper.

It's this kind of egg-hurting momentum, it's this tangled scene, and it's our embarrassing character. This time, our Youliang was even more entangled and embarrassed to drink these fine wines. The first bowl was better, but by the time the second bowl was drunk, it took a long time, and then by the third bowl, the hands holding the bowl had begun to tremble.

"Slow down, Brother Liang, the jar of wine that Brother Tian drank just now doesn't count." Just as our friend Liang trembled and brought the third bowl of wine to his mouth, our little Zhengtai suddenly stopped like this.

"Oh? Is it, Xiao Hao? When our Chen Youliang heard Xiao Zhengtai's words, it was as if he had heard a fairy sound from beyond the Nine Heavens, and immediately put the bowl of wine in his hand on the table.

"Hey, Xiaohao, what are you doing? If you stop your brother Liang from drinking again, you will have to punish him twice as much later. ”

"That's it, little gang leader, if you want to stop it unreasonably, you also have to drink a bowl for your brothers."

"Cut! Look at you, you will bully honest people like Brother Liang and children like me, isn't it just a bowl of wine, when I drank in the altar, you hadn't joined the Tianyu Alliance. ”

Noisy, provocative, outright provocative. Sure enough, he is worthy of being a young man, but he is young and frivolous, and no one hangs himself, but Lao Tzu is the first in the world. However, although the little brothers present all thought so, they still didn't dare to have any words and actions to express their inner feelings, after all, the little boy in front of him was the little leader of the Tianyu League.

"Then little gang leader, tell me when we bullied you and the deputy gang leader?" Our Chen Youliang asked Xiao Zhengtai with a cheap expression.

"Phew, when I don't know? The jar of wine you just let Brother Tian drink is not wine at all, but water. ”

"What? A jar of water? ”

"The helper just drank a jar of water?"

"I'll go, if I have water, I can drink three jars."

The younger brothers present all booed after hearing the words of their little gang leader. The scene was in chaos for a while, but most of the people who thought this were some of the younger brothers in Chen Youliang's field, probably because they couldn't get over their faces.

"I said Xiao Hao, you can eat whatever you want on this table, and you can drink as much wine as you like, but you can't talk nonsense. Who told you that your brother drank not wine but water? Do you have any proof? Or did you deliberately do this to get your brother Liang back? Seeing that the situation had changed suddenly, Li Tianyu was afraid that it would affect his prestige in the Tianyu Alliance, so he questioned our little Zhengtai like this, and produced these public opinions for everyone present.

"I said Brother Tian, don't pretend, you said that if you really drink a jar of wine, then you shouldn't have a little bit of the smell of this wine? And the wine in this jar just now also fell on your clothes, just find someone to smell it, don't you know if you are drinking wine, Brother Tian? ”

Our Xiao Hao said very experiencedly, in fact, he began to feel that there should be something wrong with this wine since Li Tianyu first drank that jar of wine. It wasn't until Chen Youliang, who was next to him, that a burst of fragrant aroma had entered his nasal cavity when he had just drunk two bowls of wine, that he realized that something was wrong here. In other words, I haven't done anything about a whole jar of wine being drunk in one go, and after drinking it, it shouldn't be like the current situation, and there is no taste of wine at all. So it must have been Brother Tian's hands and feet in this wine before he came.

"Okay, Xiao Hao, since you don't believe it, then you can come and check on Brother Tian in person."

It's noisy, fortunately, before Lao Tzu came, Tianba instructed Lao Tzu to sprinkle some more wine on this clothes, otherwise it would really arouse suspicion if there was really no smell of wine on the clothes. Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't forget to drop this wine jar just now. Hehe, there is no proof of death now, see what else can you do?

"Okay, Xiaohao, no need, I don't think Tianyu should take water in front of everyone, besides, Tianyu also asked me to choose first, and he may not be able to guarantee that I will definitely choose these three bowls of wine without choosing that jar of wine." Seeing Tianyu's calm and confident appearance, our friend Liang thought that Xiao Hao was really speaking up for himself, so he also blocked it.

"It's still Youliang and wise. Xiao Hao, at this point, you should really learn from your brother Liang. ”

"You, Brother Tian, okay, if Brother Tian dares to swear in public, Xiao Hao will believe it."

"Hey, I said Xiaohao, don't think that you are really the only one in the world. The more you say this, the more Brother Tian won't dump you. Youliang, just say it, there is only this bowl of wine left, do you drink it or drink it? "It's noisy, this little Zhengtai is too upright, this is his mother's play, making himself like a rigorous scholar. Besides, the oath of this year is just a temporary gaffe, just like a grass and mud horse, it can only be said but not done.

"I said Tianyu, I didn't plan to ...... it myself"

"Brother Liang, this bowl of wine will be drunk by Xiao Hao on your behalf."

"No need, Xiao Hao, your brother Liang is known as a real wine fairy, and this bowl of wine is not difficult for your brother Liang at all. Hey, little hao......"

Seeing that Youliang hadn't finished speaking, our little Zhengtai had already picked up the remaining bowl of wine and drank it in one gulp. Hey, I don't understand this kid anymore, is it angry or expressive?

"Good! Good! The little gang leader is mighty! The little brothers present also started to coax when they saw that their little gang leader was also like this.

"Brother Tian, I want to compare the amount of wine with you!" After our little Zhengtai drank it, he also threw the bowl on the table, wiped his mouth, and said to Li Tianyu.

"Oh! Good! Good! The little brothers present were even more lively, obviously pushed to a climax by the words of the little gang leader.

"No, your brother never bullies children."

"Didn't you blow a whole jar of wine before, brother? That's not bullying me. Could it be Brother Tian, are you scared? ”

"Than! Compare! than ......"

"Okay, Xiao Hao, don't compare, your brother Tian has lost, because your brother Tian is drunk now. Help me sit down for a while, Tyrant. I saw that our Tianyu suddenly pretended to be shaky and said to the Supreme Treasure beside him.

"Tianyu, you, you're too shameless." Seeing that Youliang, who had just lost the wine, said angrily after seeing Li Tianyu's appearance.

Obviously, everyone present could also see that our helper was pretending to be on purpose, especially our Supreme Treasure was in a cold sweat, and the helper was too unsuccessful.

"Okay, Xiao Hao, I'll compare myself with you when Brother Tian is free. Then today's result is that I defeated our Tianyu Alliance's deputy gang leader. Brothers, bring out your passions, and compete with our brothers here as the deputy helper. Don't come back to see me if you lose, just go to Youliang's side. ”

"Ou!! Come, Wang Wugui, meet my brother, didn't you say last time that you could drink better than Lao Tzu and you had to compete with Lao Tzu? ”

"Zhang Wood, let's have a good comparison this time, and see who the hell drinks more?"

The younger brothers on both sides have begun to compete with each other, and even our core personnel have all joined in and mingled with the younger brothers, and the younger brothers are all looking like Lao Tzu is the most drinkable person. It's just that most of these little brothers are already drunk for eight points, and they all fucking spill the wine for Lao Tzu outside during the competition. Bananas, do you feel that this wine was given by someone to Lang Fei, do you feel that your actions are very stylish?

"Wow, Youliang, why is your food here so fast? It's a pity that I'm going to come to you to eat some food. After Li Tianyu saw that the dishes on the table were even more messy than his own, his heart instantly became cold.

"Tianyu, our brothers here are only concerned about eating, and they don't drink too much, although you won me, but your brothers there will definitely belong to us."

"Whatever, whatever, I didn't expect them all to be as good as me. Hahahaha! ”

"Tianyu, by the way, did you really drink wine just now? Why don't I smell much alcohol now? ”

"Is this important?"

"Look, Brother Liang, I know that Brother Tian is cheating."