Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Great Meal
After scolding, he quickly covered his mouth, carefully glanced at the national teacher with his feet on the table, and found that the vendor was asleep again, so he patted his chest, "Come, let's move the ground, let the national teacher sleep for a while"
A few people moved to the side, spread the test paper on the table, and tried to do the arithmetic problem together, the first question, find what is the total number of one plus two plus three until one hundred, please write out the complete calculation steps, and those who give the answer directly will not be scored!
Damn, this is the unanimous voice of several sub-exams "Hurry, hurry, hurry, Lao Zhao, you study well, hurry up and calculate"
The one called Lao Zhao picked up the pen on the side of the table and wrote on the scratch paper, and finally finished writing "Five thousand and fifty, right?" in half an hour.
The others nodded "yes"
Lao Zhao was proud, "I'm still very good at arithmetic?"
Someone said "Then please write the calculation steps into such a large space and try" Lao Zhao picked up the pen and was about to show off, but when he saw the blankness left in the test paper, he blurted out the sentence "I'll go" and then Lao Zhao took the blank space of the test paper and calculated the length of the steps by himself, and found that he couldn't put it down at all. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at the sleeping vendor, Lao Zhao muttered in a low voice, "Isn't the national teacher embarrassed, how small words do you have to write to finish it?"
Others deeply agreed, "Forget it, don't look at this, look down" So everyone turned to the next question: At the time of the previous dynasty's expedition to Goguryeo, the front-line soldiers needed at least five catties of rations per day, a total of 100,000 people, and the average people in the rear could only transport fifty catties of grain each time, and the people themselves also needed to consume two catties of grain every day.
Seeing this question, several sub-examiners looked at Lao Zhao who had just calculated that one was added to a hundred, and Lao Zhao sighed, "Don't look at it, I can't calculate this question, I estimate that all the scholars present have given it in vain."
Everyone was speechless for a while, "Forget it, let's not forget it, let's go down and see what questions the national teacher has, and let us gain some knowledge."
"Just that's it"
"Okay" Lao Zhao took the paper and began to read the third question, "Datang currently has 30 million Dingkou, and it is predicted that Dingkou will increase to 60 million in 20 years under the wise leadership of His Majesty, please give Datang's population growth rate [Note: It is an increase of a few percent per year]"
After reading the last question, Lao Zhao threw the test paper "Look, I'll wash my hands" and the other sub-exams "Go and go together" and then everyone left, leaving only the test paper alone on the table, the vendor opened one eye slightly and smiled, that smile was very evil!
After a few people came back with clean hands, they never mentioned arithmetic, looked at the test paper on the table, and made a curious proposal: "Why don't we take a look at what is in the Jinshi Science Examination?" ”
Lao Zhao waved his hand, "It's up to you, I can't stand the blow" The others also echoed Lao Zhao, and the curious hand stretched out and retracted a few times, and finally curiosity overcame the self-esteem that was hit to the point of cripplement, picked up the test paper and glanced at the questions of Jinshike.
"Oh, it's very easy to enter the Shiko."
Other sub-exams "....."
"Really, I don't lie to you, look at it"
Minor Exam "....."
"Okay, I'll listen to you, if Beihai says: If you look at it with Taoism, there is no value in things; Looking at things from the perspective of things, they are expensive and cheap; From a common point of view, the noble and the low are not in themselves. If you look at it from a bad point of view, because it is great and big, then everything is not big; Because it is small and small, everything is not small, please write an essay based on this passage, no less than 800 words, and the genre is not limited"
Other sub-exams"...... That's it? ”
"Well, that's it, hey, and this question is worth forty points."
Boom....The hawker seemed to hear someone whose guitar string was broken, turned over and found a comfortable position to continue sleeping, and the deputy examiners booed together, "Lao Zhang, pay attention, don't keep pulling your beard if it's okay"
Lao Zhang looked bitter, "Do you think I want to, I'm scared, we haven't learned other scriptures of the Daomen, but who doesn't know this, Zhuangzi Qiushui chapter, this is obviously a point to give"
The curious one stretched out his hand to interrupt Lao Zhang's argument, "No, I'm afraid it's not that simple, everyone sees, no less than 800 words, no limit to genres, doesn't this mean that we can write in the language we usually speak?" ”
Lao Zhang didn't pull his beard anymore, "No, when did the Daomen be so superficial, it's impossible" The others turned their faces to look at the sleeping one, Lao Zhang blinked and blinked, "Maybe it's possible"
Curiosity waved his hand, "Forget the next question, and say: Now I also control the property of the people, and I can't look up to my parents, and I can't afford to give birth to my wife; Happy years are bitter for life, and fierce years are not exempt from death. This is only to save the death and I am afraid that I will not support it, what is the etiquette? Please write the full text silently, and write an essay based on it, again no less than 800 words, in any genre"
The deputy exams are speechless, and now everyone understands, the brain of the national teacher is not something that ordinary people can understand, and he returned to Zhuangzi just now, and jumped to Mencius in a blink of an eye, so what will the next question be?
With anticipation, the sub-examiners hurried to look at the next question "On the meaning of education, the genre is not limited, the number of words is not limited, and this question is seventy points"
I finished reading the question with curiosity, and I took the test paper and flipped through it to find "gone"
"That's it?" ”
"That's it"
"I'll go" At the moment, there was a deputy examiner who walked back to his seat and posed as Ge You's paralysis, "Dude, this is a good time, if you take the exam this year, everyone, I think I'd better go home and farm"
Others "Hehe, we are also fodder for farming"
When the last test question was revealed, the sub-examiners were very sympathetic to this year's scholars, you said that if this is the case, the full score is 4500, and in the end it is estimated that 2505 is a high score!
Different from the worries of the deputy examiners, the poor people in the examination room looked at the watch issued by the national teacher, and found that the long and short hands were pointed to the twelfth position, and came over and gently pushed the hawker "National teacher, national teacher, wake up hey"
The hawker wiped the corners of his mouth, "Oh, I'm sorry everyone, I accidentally fell asleep, I was too tired last night"
The deputy examiner arched his hand to the hawker "The national teacher does his best for the country, and we are a model"
The peddler waved his hand and looked at the messenger, "What's the matter?" ”
"National teacher, it's noon, look at this lunch...."
The vendor patted his head, "You see I am sleeping, I forgot the time, give, this is instant noodles, I will get it, it will be, then good, you go and soak it, each candidate will send a copy, a bowl of noodles plus an egg and a ham sausage and send a bottle of pulsation, if it is not enough, don't treat people badly"
The messenger arched his hand to the hawker, "Then I thank the national teacher for the scholars"
The vendor waved his hand to let him get busy, and looked at the deputy examiners, "Everyone is hungry too, what do you want to eat, is it instant noodles or instant noodles?" ”
"......."
"Just kidding, I prepared a roast duck and roast chicken for everyone, come and put the table together, everyone eat with me" The deputy examiners hurriedly put the table together, and the vendor brought the meal prepared in advance, the steamed bun is still hot, and the panda ring is good! (To be continued.) )