Chapter Eighty-Six: Hors d'oeuvres
On the day of the exam, the hawker didn't care about the residual heat of the autumn, dressed neatly early, spit on his hands and swiped his hair, and Li Yue'er, who was disgusting with a tooth cup, almost vomited. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I said there was gel water on the table, why are you so disgusting?"
The peddler looked down and saw that there was really "hehe, I'm used to it" After speaking, he sprayed some gel water on his head and looked in the mirror, "It's good, you look like a dog, Yue'er, you're at home, I'm going to invigilate"
Without waiting for the inside to give a reply, the vendor went out and drove towards the examination room with bread, and when he arrived at the door, he found that it was already crowded, and there were red paper notices on both sides of the entrance of the examination room, which is the so-called examination instructions, and many scholars looked up with their feet crossed!
The hawker saw this and knew that the front door didn't want to go in, so he took a detour through the back door to enter the examination room, and the other officials in charge of the invigilation were there.
Looking up at the sky, the vendor felt that the time was almost up, and ordered the messenger standing below to let the candidate in, so the messenger turned around and went down, opened the door and let the person in.
Of course, coming in is not to say that you will enter casually, send people in groups of two to conduct a detailed search of each candidate, ears and eyes, gutters, inside and outside to check aside, see that there are candidates still bring this food box, all confiscated "do not bring food and drink, who is hungry or thirsty scream, the national teacher in order to entertain the scholars, unified with food and drink"
The scholars put down the food box and passed the first security check, and then the second one, and the tutor is the master who is responsible for recommending them to confirm it, including the appearance, birthmark or something, to ensure that there is no substitute test, the hawker does not know if there will really be a substitute test, but one thing can rest assured, each scholar is guaranteed by three or five people to get to this point, otherwise he would have been political. The review brushed off.
Everything is in order, the scholars arrange to find their own small private room in the examination room after entering the door, and after the confirmation of the invigilator, each person is given a box of stationery, including two pens, a pencil, a protractor, an eraser, etc., and then go in and sit down honestly.
Many scholars who saw such a complete set of stationery for the first time were stunned, these things have never been seen, who knows how to use them, there are many scholars shouting on the spot.
A messenger in charge of discipline carried a small speaker, "All quietly, stationery for you is a small gift from the national teacher, you may not be able to use it in the exam, don't shout it now, otherwise you will be disqualified"
Hearing such a serious threat, the scholars wilted, and worshiped for eight worships, but they must not hang up at the last level, and had to put their curiosity in their hearts at the moment, of course, there are also playful, pick up the pencil sharpener and put the pencil in it to play, and found that after a few laps, the sawdust flew, and the pencil revealed the black heart inside, happy as if it had discovered a new continent, if it weren't for the fact that this thing would be used in the exam, it is estimated that Ya could turn the pencil in one breath.
At eight o'clock in the morning, the hawker waved his hand and sent someone to close the door of the examination room, and the guards outside the door clicked to lock the door and affix a seal.
After waiting for the messenger to inspect again, he reported to the vendor, "Teacher Yuguo, everything is in order, please distribute the test questions"
The "good" vendor took out the test paper hidden in the ring, lit it up to several deputy examiners, signaled that the sealing marks were all good, and then several people signed their names on the record together, and then opened the test paper and distributed it.
There are poor people to send papers, there are poor people carrying a loudspeaker to introduce "Ladies and gentlemen, this exam is divided into three subjects with a total of 12 test papers, the lower right corner of the test paper is written with order marks, you get the paper after checking whether there is a mistake, and then fill in your name and test number outside the sealed line, no one is allowed to mark and answer questions outside the sealed line, the offender will be treated with zero points, the examination time is two days, so don't worry, calm down, if necessary, please report to the inspector, well, I wish you a smooth exam"
Sending people back and forth to promote the precautions, to ensure that every candidate heard and understood, before turning back to drink saliva, saying that the water given by the national teacher in this exam is really delicious, sweet, what to say is not in the state to drink a bottle of good, but also to make people pulsate, I don't know whether it's true or not, anyway, the poor people didn't save the hawkers, and they don't have to report to the toilet like the scholars, and they go if they hold it, so the stomach can be loaded at any time.
The roll was sent at eight o'clock, and the scholars made a lot of noise until ten o'clock before they began to formally answer the questions, and many people even had to practice on the scratch paper several times before starting to write their names, and the pen given by the national teacher was not used to it.
Wait for the name to be written, the scholar picked up the test paper and looked dumbfounded, the first Ming Jing is good to say, although this time a lot of Lao Zhuang doctrine was added, but the number of words in the ancient book is small, and people write books and do not count money according to the number of words, so the less the more cultured, plus the scholars raided before the exam, they can also remember seven or eight out of ten.
A well-prepared scholar finished the Ming Sutra, that is, the fill-in-the-blank question, early, and then opened the second volume of Ming Calculation, and read the top line of words first: Multiple choice questions, please fill in the brackets in front of the correct answer to the question in front of A, B, C, D!
A, B, C, D know, what are the brackets? Take a look down, oh, it turned out to be two semicircular arcs, this is the bracket, there are so many problems with the national teacher.
Forget it, look at the question, the first question, a piece of tofu, only cut three knives, how many pieces can be cut at most? What the hell, cut tofu, don't tease, okay, I don't know if the gentleman is far away from the kitchen, who the has paid attention to this thing?
However, although he was angry with the national teacher, he still had to do the question, so many scholars began to gesture with their hands in their small private rooms, imagining the appearance of tofu in their minds, and then they wanted to be hungry!
The second question, a well is fifteen steps deep, there is a frog jumping up three steps and two steps down each time, how many times does the frog jump to jump out [Note: The well has steps]
Seeing that this question has become a capitalized fool, he has long passed the age of kicking the dead toad and teasing the dead monkey, you actually took this test, if it weren't for the identity of your national teacher, my brother would have beaten you with a peach blossom face now!
Ten multiple-choice questions are followed by five fill-in-the-blank questions, please fill in the blank numbers in the middle according to the following rules: one, two, four, eight, sixteen, sixty-four!
So it started the brain-burning time of the scholars again, and some people who knew how to do arithmetic looked at this complacently, and finally met a delicious dish, and filled in with confidence: thirty-two! Looking at this number, take a look at the precautions for fill-in-the-blank questions, this question type, five points per question, good, five points to hand, it's not easy!
The choice can be Meng, the fill-in-the-blank questions are easy, when the time of the big question after the arithmetic, the vendor in his sleep was awakened by a neat scolding sound, and even the deputy exam next to him was taken aback, what is the situation?
The peddler listened sideways for a while, and smiled proudly on his face, without two brushes, do you think my brother can be the examiner casually?
The deputy examiner also heard that it seemed that the scholar was scolding the hawker for being perverted, and looked at the hawker with a smug smile on his face in horror, "National teacher, can you let us take a look at the test paper?" ”
The peddler took out a few remaining test papers and handed them to the sub-examiner, who took it and then several people put their heads together to look at the big question of arithmetic. )