"Pandan! Pandan? Pandan! ”

"Young master, I'm here, young master!"

"Don't show up yet!"

"Young master, the slave maid is making the bed for the young master in the house. The young master waits, and the slave and maid will come soon. ”

"Soga. And I don't turn on a light, uh, and I don't turn on a light. So can you see clearly in the dark? ”

"Slaves and maids have been used to it since childhood, and this is coming out, young master."

"Oh, remember to put the lamp in your hand when you come out!"

"Yes, young master."

Yaxingda, I didn't expect this little girl to be able to see things clearly in such a dark situation, so wouldn't it be possible for Lao Tzu to be peeked at by him at night in the future. What the? Lao Tzu's complexion is relatively dark, and the big night is basically the same as stealth, which is transparent at all and cannot be seen! Bananas, you Barra! Lao Tzu also TMD dissolves and sublimates it! Lao Tzu is a standard bronze, wow, especially now that Li Baoer is to blame, it is even more inhumane and miserable, and heaven and earth are intolerable. How can it be the same as stealth? Be honest and be like Ah Liang. I went, the lights finally turned on, worthy of a big family, the lamp oil used is good, could it be No. 93 gasoline? I guess not, but it's enough to make Lao Tzu's house full of light, warmth, and hope.

"Young master, the slave maid will go to fetch water for the young master, and after a while, I will dress the young master and wash his feet."

"That, pandan, from now on, you must call yourself a slave under any circumstances, do you hear? You can't change it again! The young master has analyzed it for you, you belong to the kind of person who is similar to masochism. And for this kind of person, the best way is to abuse him, just to pair with sadism. In the future, the young master will live up to expectations and take on this thankless and arduous task. Why do you see me like that? The young master will help you with his character. It's not that I haven't told you before, you can't change it, so the young master has to fulfill you. ”

"The young master is so bad, the slave and maid ignore the young master."

After that, Xiao Xianglan ran out again with lightning speed and the jingle of the bell. In that way, he almost stomped his own fragrant lotus twice. A little girl who is in love with the beginning of love. So, does Lao Tzu want to push her down? Do you want it, or do you want it, or do you want it? Well, in order to be worthy of himself, worthy of Li Fu, worthy of Ah Liang, and worthy of various passers-by and audiences, he resolutely did not push it down.

"Xianglan, you come back for me! Just go! Do you still have me as a young master in your eyes? Is there still this Lee Mansion? Is there still this Datang? Is there still a Liang? (Ah Liang: Yaxing, how come you have Lao Tzu's share in everything?) I don't know if there will be any Lao Tzu when you spend candles in the cave room in the future? ）”

"Young master, you, you, slave maid fetch water!"

Seeing that Xianglan Xiaomagnesium Aluminum, who was running, heard what the young master said, she almost missed it, and after her body trembled twice, she immediately returned to her normal level. So he symbolically turned his head back and made the above remarks. However, at this time, pandan small magnesium aluminum indicates that there is a lot of pressure. So, he accelerated desperately, ready to escape the two evil eyes like the two salted fish swords shot from behind at any time, and then carried the yellow explosives to the end to blow up the black bunker.

Hey, there's no way, everyone else is pretending to be serious, because they are not serious in their hearts, so they are pretending to be serious. And Lao Tzu has always been pretending to be improper, that is seriousness, it is a cry from the depths of Lao Tzu's heart and soul. In the past few years, everyone else has been pretending, and Lao Tzu has to pretend to be experienced. Ami tofu!

"Cool, the wind is fortunate in autumn, the moon is boundless and I think of Jiao, the mood is like a year, although I am not, eh? Why is there a letter on the table? Banana that Bara! I forgot, my mother told me at dinner just now that someone sent a letter to Lao Tzu this afternoon. I don't know who it is, okay, then guess! It's definitely not Youliang and Li Feng, because they all have alibi proofs, P words, because they were by Lao Tzu's side at the time. Since my mother said that it was sent from outside, and Lao Tzu remembered that the only thing I told others about my family's residence was ...... Wow Ka Ka, it's definitely her - Miss Meng Yao. ”

So, Li Tianyu held his breath and concentrated on the letter from a distance, his left hand naturally drooped, his right hand clenched, and he slowly walked towards the letter step by step. However, it is strange to say that Li Tianyu was alone in the house at this time, so the room was silent, surprisingly quiet, and it was very atmospheric. But nothing unexpected happened. I saw that the letter was still lying on the desk without moving, facing the desktop with its back to the sky, just like Ah Liang now, but Ah Liang was facing the computer desktop and was facing the sky behind him. So, Li Tianyu stood at the root number three (√3) from the table, I don't know if it's this symbol? He stopped, stretched out his right hand and took a few steps to the left and right of the letter, and then took two steps to the right and left of the letter with his left hand; It's like two peerless masters playing 2P with each other. In the end, Li Tianyu finally stopped at the origin of the initial single pendulum, and at the origin of the maximum acceleration of 0, there was a 24-style Yang or Wu, or Li and A Liang's Taijiquan. Then he walked to the rock-like letter. (Audience: Yaxingda!) Look at the mouth shape, press the machine! Liang: No way, the definition of this book is an encyclopedia; The purpose of this book is to focus on learning, supplemented by entertainment, so that you can have a deep understanding of first-hand knowledge and information when you have leisure and entertainment. "Entrepreneurship Tang History Dream" has always followed a center, two basic points, ****, the five basic principles of peaceful coexistence and eight honors and eight shames, is the 21st world, the country's second 11th Five-Year Plan key guidance project. "Then it's time to witness the cock! There will always be only one cock! Walking to the table, Li Tianyu took his left hand and his trembling right hand to take the trembling, ah, no, unusually calm letter.

"'Don't open this envelope, or something unfortunate is about to happen!' It's noisy, who's talking, Yaxingda, isn't Lao Tzu too nervous, isn't it just a letter? No, Lao Tzu will be a disciple of the Eight Banners in the future, ah no, he is the chief scoop of the Tianyu Alliance. Calm, it is estimated that the voice is not necessarily the voice from the heart, it is because Lao Tzu thinks too much. It's a big deal that Lao Tzu was insulted by a female ghost like Sadako. Afraid of the gods, the gods block and kill the gods, and the Buddha blocks the Buddha! ”

"Young Master!"

Just when Li Tianyu just took his left hand to hold his trembling right hand, he had already touched the trembling, ah no, the electric flint of the unusually calm letter (audience: both cheating the number of words and language disease, repeating language disease, don't say it is emphasized!) Liang: @#¥! %&*…… Li Tianyu's hand retracted like a poisonous snake attack. At this time, it was almost Xianglan Xiaomeimei who "snapped" the wooden basin in her hand into free fall.

It's noisy, scared my brother to death. Why is the timing so coincidental every time this little guy appears? Will Lao Tzu live dozens of light years less because of her? Ami tofu, the heart is calm and natural, calm, and all the gods and horses are floating clouds in the eyes of the old man. But this little girl's name really makes Lao Tzu want to die, want to refuse to rest, can't stop, the soul flies for nine days, the sky flies immortals, fairyland legends, say your sister!

"Water, boil, it's good~"

"Oh, then put it down quickly, you won't be tired of taking it so far, put it down, quickly, quickly, just put it on the side of the bed!"

“…… Master, were you okay just now? ”

"The young master can tell you clearly in three languages: Husband! Noproblem！ No problem! Just now, the young master just wanted to see if the internal force of his hand could absorb this letter, you know, the young master will be practicing to take things from the air in the future. That's why there was the scene just now. First, the speed of the universe combined with a powerful shock wave would have the potential to make that letter fly into the young master's hands. Forget it, seeing that you are so confused, the young master is too lazy to explain the law of gravitation to you. ”

"Then, young master, please ask the slave maid to change your clothes and wash your feet."

"It's okay, uh, wait a minute, the young master has always been self-reliant and hard working, so I won't be old enough for our family Xianglan to change the young master's clothes personally."

"Young man~! Xianglan's ability to serve the young master in the Li Mansion is a blessing that Xianglan cultivated in her previous life! ”

"Okay then, then help the young master wash his feet. In other words, our pandan is much more pure and beautiful than those foot spa cities in later generations, ah no, women with wet feet are much more pure and beautiful. This is also the blessing that this young master will cultivate in the future generations! ”

I saw Li Tianyu give out the dress-like coat on his body and prepare to throw it on the bed, but when he saw Xianglan Xiaomeimei's outstretched hands, he had to smile awkwardly and hand it to her, and then walked to the bed and sat on the edge of the bed as if he was enjoying it. At this moment, Li Tianyu is also like a young man who is just beginning to fall in love. (Audience: The beginning of love seems to be used to describe sixteen or seventeen-year-old girls in ancient times!) A Liang: Shh~ Don't let Li Tianyu hear it. I thought: In other words, the current audience's education level is really high, it is not all graduate students, but fortunately, Li Tianyu's education level is that he has not graduated from university. "Young Master, you are so funny, how can it be a blessing for the future generations! ”

So our pandan little beauty said while removing the shoes and socks for the young master. Fortunately, our young master does not have a pair of Macao feet like Li Tianyu in his previous life. Otherwise, he would not have let the young and beautiful plus a little cute pandan little beauty wash his feet.

"That pandan, oh, Yamaidai, that, tell me why your name is called, oh, why is your name pandan? Who gave you the name, oh, but some, who gave you the name? ”

Although I don't understand what the young master said and what it means. But from the young master's unique facial expression, Xianglan knew that it would not be a good thing, so she had to bury her head in embarrassment in a haughty and low-key manner, and never looked at the young master again.

"Back to the young master, Xianglan's name was given to Xianglan by his wife."

"Oh? Is it? It seems that my mother is very talented! That, Xianglan, you know where your name comes from, uh, no, the name you know is actually the best name in the Li Mansion? ”

"Back to the young master, Xianglan doesn't know. Xianglan just felt that her name was no different from everyone's. ”

"NO, NO, NO! Okay, since the young master's words have been released, uh, the words have been spoken, then the young master will write two lines of poetry for you!"

"Really? That pandan is really honored, and that pandan thank you young master. ”

"Oh, Yamaidai ~ Uh-huh! Combined with the internal force and destructive power of your voice when you shouted the young master just now, uh, no, it's softness, and the young master has summarized two poems for you; Listen up, Kunshan Yucui Phoenix is calling, Hibiscus is crying and Xianglan is smiling! ”

Kunshan Yucui Phoenix called, Hibiscus wept and smiled. Young master, why do you say Xianglan smiles? In fact, pandan rarely laughs. ”

"That's why the young master said that. Because you don't know that you're actually pretty when you laugh. Laughing is like crying! Oh, Yamaidai~ No, it's like crying and laughing! Oh, it's nothing, laugh at the city, laugh at the city! ”

Wow Ka Ka, Xiao Nizi has changed a lot recently, and she dared to declare a personal vendetta, but Lao Tzu was really almost pinched by her spring heart, it seems that Lao Tzu's G spot is on the feet, especially the soles of the feet. It seems that the concentration is still not enough, well, in order to train your concentration, then Lao Tzu will call this little girl to do pedicure for Lao Tzu every day in the future. Yaxing is up, who has the middle finger, Lao Tzu has always been very upright.

"The young master is really talented, by the way, young master, what is the poem on your fan? Although Xianglan doesn't know much, how do she feel that the poems written by the young master are weird, and it always feels awkward to read. ”

"Oh, that, that's actually a word, not a poem, it can't be like a poem, every sentence is five or seven words to read, by the way, the young master's fan ......"

"Oh, the slave maid has put it in the drawer of the table for the young master. Since it is the young master's thing, the slave maid should be properly placed for the young master. ”

"Okay, yes, in order to reward you, the young master decided to ask you to sing a song in person."

"Really? The young master can still sing? ”

"Well, in the entire Tang Dynasty, there is nothing that the young master will not do. However, in fact, there will be two things in the young master's life, namely: this will be, that will be! Listen, I'm going to sing! ”

"Write poetry for you, be still for you, do the impossible for you; For you, I learned to play the piano and write lyrics, and I lost my mind for you; Write poems for you, be still for you, do the impossible for you, I forgot to say, the most beautiful thing is your name! ”

"How do you feel, don't you think that the young master's singing voice is really like a heavenly sound, and the aftermath is endless?"

"What the young master sang, Xianglan only understood part of it, but Xianglan heard this kind of song like the young master sang for the first time. So, Xianglan doesn't know what's going on? ”

made a fuss, and after a long time, Lao Tzu became a pair of cows playing the piano again. It's really a fragrant banana! Forget it, anyway, Lao Tzu is not ready to ask her to meet singers like those little post-90s generations in later generations, just like meeting high-purity K fans addicts. Loneliness is unbearable, loneliness is defeated!

"That, Xianglan, the young master sees that his feet have almost been washed. You should go down and rest early! ”

"Well, the young master will wait a minute, wait for Xianglan to dry the young master."

"Young master, Xianglan retires!"

"Go ahead! Wait a minute, the two lines of poetry that the young master wrote for you today and the song that the young master sang just now As long as God knows, the earth knows, you know, and the young master knows, it is not enough for outsiders! Did you hear me clearly? ”

"Yes, Xianglan obeys!"

"Alright, let's go!"