Hey, I'm finally home. Wow Ka Ka, I'm Hu Hansan back. But then again, is Lao Tzu's singing really that powerful? Chen Youliang didn't even say goodbye to Lao Tzu at that time, and went home directly. I went, and it was a bit like a wild dog on the loose. It must have been very excited after listening to Lao Tzu's singing, so I couldn't stop like I was injected with a stimulant. It seems that you can't easily show your singing voice in the future! Especially those who sing more passionately and dynamically, such as the fireworks March just now and those heavy metal music such as phoenix tail bamboo in the moonlight. It's a pity that my brother only has a guzheng here, not a guitar. It is said that every time I see the Li Mansion, it is very hapi, such a big mansion is Lao Tzu's home, and it is located in a prime location. However, the only unpleasant thing is that there is no neighbor around the Li Mansion. Think about it, who else in Jiangsu would dare to be a neighbor of the Li Mansion? Hey, it's a pity that Lao Tzu's girl next door is disillusioned. However, compared to the harmonious Celestial Empire's snail dwelling known as the ant clan, it is already a big gap. Uh-huh, I love you, Li Fu!

"Li Mansion Li Mansion, I love you! Hey, hello! You're a holy place! Hey, hello! ”

"Young Master, hurry up and get in! It's late now. ”

"Big husband. What are you afraid of? It's all at the door, and I'm telling you that even if the sky falls, there's a tall top. Well, you're tall too, but someone will take it first. Well, since you're as much in love with Li Fu as I am, let's go! ”

"The young master is back!"

"Ah, it's back, comrades have worked hard!"

"Serve the Li Mansion!"

It's so powerful, I can already say it. Yes, there is a future, and it is not a loss to be from the Li Mansion.

"Young master, young master, you're back!"

"It turned out to be pandan, and it became beautiful after a long time. Come, hug one! ”

Yaxing is up to it, and the young master is too powerful. actually said such a thing directly in front of his subordinates. Could it be that the young master likes pandan? Come to think of it, pandan is so beautiful, I like it when I see it. However, this killing can also let the young master know, it seems that I have to avoid it quickly.

"Young master, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and go in. The lord and the lady have been waiting in the lobby for the young master to eat! Hurry up! ”

"Okay, Brother Feng, Xianglan let's eat together!"

"The young master laughed, how could we eat with the young master? The young master will not talk nonsense in the future, if the lady knows about it one day, he will really punish the little one. ”

"Alright! But in the future, you two will remember it for Young Master Ben! Xianglan, you are not allowed to call yourself a slave in the future! Li Feng, don't call yourself a little one anymore! I don't care what you call on other occasions, but you are not allowed to call yourself that way when there is only the young master and you. Don't you know that Young Master Ben has always been amiable and approachable? (A Liang: You don't let people call you like that, you still call yourself a young master in front of others.) What a cheap word! Got it? ”

"Slaves obey!"

"Little obedience!"

"Yaxingda! Say nothing! It's all saliva to talk too much! Let's go, escort Ben Shao to eat! ”

Sure enough, this is a conditioned reflex. As soon as their master gives them an order, they will all think of this sentence unconsciously. After all, it's been more than ten years or decades since you shouted, forget it, let them go and defecate!

"Young master, the little one retired first. The young master remembers to tell Madame about that ......"

"Which? What do you say? ”

"Oh, it's nothing, young master, the little one will retire first."

"Haha, I'm very disappointed, I know, didn't I just tell my mother to let you mess with me in the future! Didn't I tell you before, this young master is out, it must be soeasy! Alright, you go down first! ”

"Yes, thank you, young master!"

With that, our Li Feng left happily. That series of expressions made Li Tianyu couldn't help but laugh when he saw it. It seems that Lao Tzu is really fast now, men, women and children, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, yin and yang, black and white. No, this won't work, hey, too much charm is really a problem sometimes! And what a heinous mistake I have committed in this matter, a heinous sin! Looking at Li Feng's figure bending over and gradually disappearing into the sea with his hands in his pockets, Li Tianyu sighed in his heart.

"Let's go, young master, hurry up and go in with the slave! The lord and the lady have been sitting at the dinner table for a long time and waiting! ”

"Oh!"

"Sir, ma'am! The young master brought! ”

"Boa is back! Come, come and sit here for my mother! Xianglan, you go down first! ”

"Yes, slave and maid obey!"

"Dad, I'm back! Mom, I'm back, too! As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tianyu sat between Li Jiacheng and Cui Yingxue. What a harmonious and happy warm picture, except that Li Tianyu looks a little discordant.

"You naughty man! It's not good to call your mother and your father at home. Say, where are you going crazy today? ”

"Mom, why do you say that about me? I think that's pretty good. It can bring me closer to my parents! However, don't worry, Mom and Dad, I still know. If there were outsiders, I wouldn't be like that. Right, Dad? ”

"Hahahaha! Okay, yes, it really deserves to be my Li Jiacheng's son. The title is not limited to formality, but I hope you can also act informally. My father is very grateful to you now! ”

"By the way, Dad, you just said that you should be informal. I really have one thing in mind that I want to report to you. ”

"What's the matter? Eat first! Come, my mother will make up for a piece of chicken legs! ”

"Thank you, Mom! Actually, it's nothing. It's just that I want to go with you Li Feng, the child didn't change a little bit a few days ago, and now I don't remember some things very clearly. So if you want to come over to Li Feng, let him follow me as a follower in the future, so that you can rest assured of my safety. Isn't it good? ”

"Oh? Then tell your father, there are so many people in the house, why do you want Li Feng? ”

"Because the child is more familiar with Li Feng at present. And the child feels that Li Feng's age is about the same as the child, so it won't be very ...... together."

"Good, good. For your mother, your father promised you! Eat, baby son! ”

"Thank you, Mom! It's still my mother's cuteness, and my mother is the youngest and most beautiful! I love you, Mom! ”

"You little slippery head! Let's eat! ”

"Well, by the way, don't wait for the children for mom and dad to eat in the future! When it's time to eat, if you don't see the child, just eat first. ”

"My mother knows that you love us very much! Why shouldn't we? The whole family must eat happily together, otherwise can it be called a family? Isn't it, daddy? ”

Wow, what's going on? Why is my mother so resentful when she says this to my father? And my dad looks a little embarrassed. Could it be that there is some secret in this, I am looking forward to it!

"Uh, yes! The family has to eat together, if it's me, forget it, because there is a lot of entertainment! But Bao'er, as the future master of our Li Mansion, we must eat with your mother and accompany your mother well. ”

Banana you Barra, I see. Dad is invincible, dad is mighty, dad is immortal, uh, forget it, it seems a little unlucky. Well, Daddy is forever!

"Okay, kid remember. Come, Dad, eat a chicken wing to make up for it, and Dad's official career will definitely be like a tiger with wings in the future. Come on, Mom, try a piece of fish, and you will definitely be prettier, younger, and have better skin in the future. ”

"You kid! More and more sensible! By the way, it looks like someone is looking for you today? ”

"Really? Who is it? ”

The man didn't say his name. Wei Niang didn't see anyone else, and now someone sent a letter, you were not there at the time, Wei Niang has handed it over to Xianglan, asking her to send it to your house. ”

"Oh, thank you, Mom!"

"That's right, Bao'er. For my father, I heard Lord Liu say in the mansion today that you were famous in Yuexianglou a few days ago. Praised by all. What the hell is going on, but then again, I don't want to interfere with you too much as a father, but I still hope that my son will not indulge in the place of wind and snow every day. ”

"Well, it's nothing, Dad. It's all a small move, and it's really not worth mentioning that my dad works hard every day, does his best, and dies, ah no, and works hard to do these things for Jiangsu. In fact, it was just a poem and a friend. ”

It's noisy, and sure enough, Lao Tzu is afraid of being famous, and pigs are not afraid of being strong. Who has been preaching Lao Tzu everywhere all the time? Don't teach Lao Tzu to meet him in the future, otherwise Lao Tzu will tell him personally: "If you publicize it more vigorously, Lao Tzu will ask you to be Lao Tzu's agent." So, Li Tianyu picked up a piece of cucumber and chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it in one gulp.

"Oh, is it? My son can also write poetry? Listen to it quickly. ”

"Forget it, in front of my father, I am at best playing with a big knife in front of Second Master Guan, and I can't wait for the table and dinner table."

"It's all right, I'll say. Today, my father listened to Lord Liu's tone and praised you very much, but he refused to tell his father what his son had done, and he had to ask you for his father. ”

"Oh well! At that time, when the child was exchanging piano skills with Miss Meng Yao of Yuexiang Building, he was quite moved and moved. didn't do it well, and it made my parents laugh. Jin Se gratuitously fifty strings, one string and one pillar Si Hua Nian. Zhuang Shengxiao dreams of butterflies, and hopes that the emperor will trust the cuckoo in spring. There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking. This situation can be recalled, but it was already clear at the time! Mom and Dad, the child is ugly. ”

"Jin Se has fifty strings for no reason, one string and one pillar Si Hua Nian. Zhuang Shengxiao dreams of butterflies, and hopes that the emperor will trust the cuckoo in spring. There are tears in the pearl of the sea and the moon, and the blue field is warm and the jade is smoking. This situation can be recalled, but it was already clear at the time! Sir, how about it, can you make such a poem? ”

Wow Ka Ka, it really deserves to be everyone's girlfriend, and it is obvious that our Li mother Cui Yingxue is also a talented girl. I saw that she first tasted slowly, and finally provoked Li Jiacheng. It's more about surprise and pride, though.

"Is this really my son's work?"

"Well, I remembered it on a whim. Daddy laughed. ”

It's noisy, Dad's eyes are so complicated. Surprised, confused, guessed, kill me. He could see that it wasn't my original. No, if such a famous poem had come out a long time ago, it would have become popular a long time ago, and now I don't know if there is Li Shangyin? Besides, will he come to this world or Aix.

"I didn't expect my son to be not only talented, but also emotionally outstanding. can make poems of such a realm. As a father, I can't understand you more and more now. ”

Sooga . I said so. I see, think about it, what can a seventeen-year-old little P child experience, and the impression that my brother left on them before was ...... It's incredible to be able to make poems of this realm. Seeing my father's surprised look, he forgot what he was going to pick, and his hand stopped in the air and was very entangled, so he had to take it back unwillingly.

"Since my son is so talented, I will also take you to meet the Son of Heaven by the way when I go to Beijing for my father this year. When the time comes, my son will have to give Mrs. Li a face. ”

Yaxingda, it turns out that my father is going to Beijing to see Li Shimin this year. I'm looking forward to it, Li Shimin, who only remembers the history books, seems to be holding his pants like Qin Shi Huang, as if he wants to prevent the pants from falling off. When the time comes, you can take a good look at what Li Shimin looks like, and by the way, ask for an autograph, take a group photo, and ask for an inscription for the Tianyu League. If he really got Li Shimin's big signature, wouldn't Lao Tzu be able to write a holy decree casually? Think also TMD stimulation.

"Okay, okay, I'll talk about the rest later. Hurry up and eat, if you don't eat, it will be cold. ”

Our warlord and mother saw that the father and son were going to hold a meeting about going to Beijing in the future, and decisively and experienced to dismantle a cluster of text messages. She further emphasized that in the future, we must always maintain the principle of "national affairs first, family affairs first", and always implement the "interests of the Li Mansion above all else!" The basic idea. And personally took the eggplant and pumpkin and cordially met with the two ** representatives of the Li Mansion.

"Mom, okay, don't clamp it, it's almost a mountain. You can give my dad some too! ”

"He has his own hands, so he can clip them himself. Who told me to be so clever and make such good poems? ”

“……”

Finally, a lively family feast ended. However, less than half of the total was eaten. A fan tofu, rich people are different, and they are still powerful people, corrupt. No, in order to make more people retain a noble name and style in the future, I will do this kind of corrupt person. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? A fan tofu, Lao Ke has always paid attention to people-oriented, advancing with the times.

"Mom and Dad, the child quit first."

"Go ahead! By the way, I said that Lord Liu would bring his family to visit in a few days, but since Lord Liu knew about my son's deeds, he couldn't wait to visit, so today he told his father at the mansion that he would personally bring his family to visit the Li Mansion the day after tomorrow, especially if he wanted to meet my son. So I don't want to see anyone again. ”

"Okay, kid made a note of it. I promise not to go anywhere at that time, and stay at home to accompany my parents to meet Uncle Liu. Moreover, parents can rest assured, the child will never disgrace you at that time. ”

"I am very glad that my son can be so sensible. Trust in my son for the Father. ”

"Okay, let's go, I'm tired after going out crazy for a day, so call Xianglan to serve you and go to bed early." By the way, the letter that my mother told you before asked Xianglan to put it on the desk in your room for you. ”

"Okay, Mom and Dad, goodbye! Uh-huh, love you guys! ”

I saw our young master Li Tianyu kissing his parents deeply. In the face of this series of performance art, my parents were at a loss, and before they had time to think, they couldn't see Li Tianyu's figure.

"This kid, really. It's getting more and more like a child. But I feel pretty good, what about you, sir? ”

"Well, Bao'er has indeed changed a lot since the last accident. If I hadn't grown up watching Bao'er, I wouldn't have believed that this was our family's Bao'er. If you don't die in a great calamity, you will be blessed. This may be Bao'er's creation, God really opened his eyes, and he is worthy of my Li family after all. ”