The peddler quickly snuffed out his cigarette, rubbed his hands, rubbed his face, put his hands on his knees, and learned what his teacher taught him on the first day of school, except that he didn't have to put his hands behind his back, raised his head and chest, sat upright, and then said to Lao Huang, "Come on, I'm ready!" “

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, edict!"

The peddler felt a shock, then hurriedly opened his eyes and touched his arms and legs, and found that there seemed to be no change, so he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said to Lao Huang, "It seems that Marshal Tianpeng's skills will not become a pig after he has learned it!" ”

Lao Huang picked up the cigarette he had just put aside and took a deep breath, looked at the aunt outside the window, leaned on the chair and spit out a smoke ring in a dashing manner, and when he heard the hawker's words, Niu turned his head to look at him, "Who told you that this spell is from Marshal Tianpeng?" ”

The peddler looked at Lao Huang in amazement, "Didn't you just say that with the IQ of this immortal, I can learn it, and I can go to the next level, is there an immortal in heaven who has a lower IQ than Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie?" ”

Lao Huang glanced at the hawker with contempt: "Who told you that Tianpeng's IQ is low, if his IQ is low, I can rest assured that I will hand over the Tianhe Water Army to him!" “

"And whose supernatural powers did you pass on to me?"

Lao Huang took a puff of cigarette, "Roaring dog, do you want to .......!" What am you doing with me? Let go, don't slap your face! ”

"I'll strangle you bastard, it's in vain Lao Tzu and my grandson Yes, I've been flattering you for a long time, you scolded me for being a dog, I told you, I fought for my life today, and I killed you!" This is the same as flattering after the tuba for a long time, and then people said I'll give you a summoning beast, just waiting for you to learn it, the tuba waved his hand, you have become a beast, who is not angry, it is estimated that the first moment of turning into a beast is also a fire spraying his face, the hawker pressed the old guy hard, and the head and face were beaten, and finally the old guy used a spell to save his life, and he became a statue in an instant!

Lao Huang fixed the hawker's head and quickly stuck out of the window, just now the hawker pinched him when the old man just took a puff of cigarette and didn't spit it out in his stomach, and the seven orifices of the hawker were pinched by the smoke, and when he was panting, Lao Huang pointed at the hawker with his fingers trembling, "I endured it this time, although you were selected by me, I didn't dare to kill you under any special circumstances, but next time I will turn you into a statue and throw it into the toilet!" ”

The peddler also figured out when Lao Huang turned him into a statue, although the spell was taught by the Roaring Dog, but he was not a dog, besides, a character like the Great Sage was bitten into a dog by the Roaring Dog at the time, and Lao Huang is a fairy, this must be remembered, offended by the fairy It is estimated that he will not be at peace after death! Forget it, I'll be a beep dog today!

After Lao Huang evened out his breath, he pointed at the vendor, "Boy, I know you can hear me, I will turn you back, but don't do it again, understand?" ”

The hawker leaned on the seat and sulked after being transformed by Lao Huang, and Lao Huang flattered the hawker with a cigarette, "Dabao, don't be angry, although our magic power comes to the roaring dog, it doesn't sound so tall, but it's practical, to be honest, there is no one in the sky who can compare to it, there are a few times Lao Jun's elixir is gone, we haven't found out who stole it for a long time, and finally had to use the Haotian mirror to find out that it was this thing, and even Chang'e's rabbit was bitten by it!" Awesome! “

Now that the immortals have apologized, there is no need for the hawker to hold back anymore, even if he beats the immortals to death, it is useless, but with the last glimmer of hope, he asked the old fairy, "Then don't tell me that if you want to mark the coordinates, you have to pee in the place where you want to fix it, right?" “

Lao Huang blushed, and didn't answer the hawker's question, the hawker knew that he had guessed right again, and the fire he had just held back was about to ignite again, and Lao Huang hurriedly stopped him, "Dabao, don't worry, you listen to me, although we are also peeing, but you can sprinkle a few more bubbles than the roaring dog!" ”

The peddler was amused by him, "Are you saying I'm more of a beast than a brute?" ”

Lao Huang saw the hawker's embarrassed smile, his heart was numb, and he hurriedly comforted, "Dabao, look at you, I mean you can mark five locations at the beginning, and the number of locations will be added to three for each upgrade in your space, if you complete the task well, I will discuss with the group of people above in the future and I will definitely give you a good supernatural power!" “

The peddler extinguished the smoke, "Forget it, this time I admit it, and the next time I go to the temple to ask for such a come, I have to kill all of you bastards, tell you that the monk is ruthless, the six roots of the people are clean, the hair is not long, it will definitely kill you, it really can't I call the group of birdmen in the west to come, and give you a landlord!" “

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, then what you said just now that you still have money to buy me a mobile phone?"

"The gold is in the back seat, move it yourself, I'm going to see the money tomorrow morning, write down the card number and ID number, let's say it's a dime less, I'm not done with you!"

Seeing that the vendor was finally going to buy a mobile phone with him, Lao Huang was excited, "Deler, look at me!" After saying that, the old yellow hand waved, and the gold in the back seat was gone, and it seems that this old man still has a few hands!

The fire was also gone, the anger was gone, and the vendor began to think about the question he had just asked Lao Huang, "Hey, by the way, why do I send more than 100 mirrors, and there will be more than 500 beliefs?" “

"Oh, I asked just now, and the result of everyone's discussion is that because you asked them to hang that thing in their ancestral hall, there is more than one person to worship in the ancestral hall, so there will be more, by the way, we just found that in addition to the method of fixing faith by hanging a compass at home, we can also learn from those birdmen in the West to hang some small objects of our Taoism around their necks to absorb faith!"

"It's like a cross or something, isn't it?"

"Yes, it's the thing that those birdmen hang around their necks, but our Taoists are more miscellaneous, like jade pendants, longevity locks, amulets, by the way, the zodiac pendants that you have the most people carrying now are also OK!"

The old man said that the hawker also remembered, although many people like to hang some strange things now, but there are still quite a lot of people with zodiac jade plates, "What material is fine?" “

"It's all right, as long as it's our Taoist thing, it's just that the things you bring with you have the power of faith every time you pray, and the ones that hang at home are fixed every day, but no matter how small the mosquito is, it's not meat!"

Lao Huang's explanation is not always clear, "What you said is a bit profound, you see that I understand it this way, right, hang the compass at home, it is equivalent to my game time to do the main quest every day, it is very easy to get a lot of faith power, but the task is always limited, after the task is over, I will kill some monsters, more or less I can get some experience, I am right!" “

"IQ is rising, boy!" The old man looked at the vendor in disbelief, it seems that the old fairy games are a little less!

PS: This setting is okay! If you feel like you can, give a recommendation, it's really not easy to write a book, for everyone's fun, the braincase is broken, I know that everyone's vision is high, and I will give a support for the sake of working so the noodles! It's okay to give a tip if you don't have a ticket