Section 28: The gods are going to give benefits
The peddler was finally defeated by the breakthrough thinking of the immortals, "I really hope that one day you will be cursed by God, I will be gone, I will run a single gang by myself, I can do it if I want, I can rest if I want to, it is very beautiful to think about it!" ”
But the ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny, Lao Huang still strictly abides by this aspect, otherwise he would have scolded him so many times in his heart with the hawker, and he would have known it with mind reading or any spell, and the hawker would have died eight hundred times!
Lao Huang ignored the hawker thinking about beautiful things, put the cigarette in his hand in front of his eyes, looked at the cigarette butt, and sighed, "It's still good for you to run a business, I can only smoke five yuan here!" You can't even do it in the park! And since you're back, hurry up and buy me a mobile phone, okay, after you left last night, I came here to go around, and saw the old king holding the one his son bought for him 6, showing off here, and the old lady who was dancing with me at that time ran away, saying that you have to buy me a better one today! ”
The peddler waved his hand indifferently, "No problem, look at what's behind!" “
"What?" Lao Huang turned his head and pulled the box behind him open, and suddenly the car became resplendent and brilliant, and the old man was almost scared off, "Did you kill Li Er or rob the palace?" But I like so much gold, and now I can buy a good mobile phone for the old lady to show off! ”
"I like it, I like you to take it, give you a task, and deal with this gold for me, anyway, you are a fairy and are not afraid that they will play black and eat black for you, who can be blacker than you, it is better for me to see the money tomorrow, otherwise those disciples and grandchildren of your Tang Dynasty are waiting to starve to death!"
Lao Huang finished the cigarette in one gulp, threw the cigarette butt out of the car, and rubbed his hands excitedly, "Okay, no problem, it just so happens that I know that one of those old ladies has a son who runs a jewelry store, you show me the bank card and ID card, I'll write it down!" But let's say okay first, I must buy a mobile phone, and give me some money, yesterday I thought you were going to leave for two months, and I was worried about how to live with that money! “
The hawker smoked a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it anew, Lao Huang also took out another cigarette, and the hawker cursed him to smoke to death as soon as possible, "No problem, I'll leave you 100,000, and I didn't kill Li Er, but Li Er sent his brother and his brother to the Buddha, hey, by the way, you don't say Li Er, I can't remember, I said can you be reliable, is the location of each crossing random?" Not to mention going back to the city, you can give the two dungeons, I just went over yesterday, let's chirp, I killed Li Laosan, what if it misses and kills Li Er. You know that as soon as history changes, my eyes will be blackened, do you see if there is any way to make me have a fixed place every time I go back and forth, or I can set a place to go back and forth by myself? ”
The old guy scratched his head with a cigarette, "What you said is also a problem, originally this was going to test you, but as soon as you said that we changed history, we forgot about it, history is not that it can't be changed, after all, you go to the Tang Dynasty is the act of throwing stones into the pond, but the emperor can't change it casually Now, every emperor is transformed by dragon energy, especially the famous emperor, who knows what the way of heaven will become after changing!" So I'm going to get in touch with the guys up there, don't worry! “
After Lao Huang finished speaking, he settled down, this time it was longer, and the vendor went to the toilet and came back, only to open his eyes, "Okay, I discussed it with the group of people in the sky just now, and everyone agreed that it is better for you to mark the location of the next time you travel through the past in the Tang Dynasty, so give me a right, that is, let me decide whose supernatural powers to copy and teach you according to the target person, that is, your situation!" “
No way! The government issued benefits Hey, as soon as the hawker heard that he could learn spells, he suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly gave Lao Huang a cigarette like a grandson, "Lord Shangxian, I have admired Sun Dasheng since I was a child, his somersault cloud special cow is also suitable for me to do the task, come on, you smoke, I'll light it for you, you see copy Sun Dasheng's somersault cloud to me, tomorrow, no, just now, let's go buy a mobile phone now, I'll give you the whole outfit, keep it tonight, there will be an aunt to warm you the bed!" “
The old man smiled and accepted the flattery of the peddler, "I also want to give you the magic power of the great sage, but you can't stand this small body, the great sage is jumping out of the cracks in the stone, born with copper skin and iron bones, somersault clouds for 108,000 miles, I'm afraid that a somersault will be scattered, how to say that sentence, by the way, it's swimming too fast, and your pants can't keep up, if you learn somersault clouds, your soul can bear it, and your body is afraid that it will explode and die, even if your soul is turning back, Would you like to see a bunch of dumplings running down the street? “
The peddler didn't expect that mortals would learn somersault clouds and have this sequelae, and the feelings are what some martial arts novels say about who can't hold back their internal strength, and they explode and die, although the description is not clear, it is roughly the same meaning, since he feels that he can't stand it, the hawker is not reluctant, "Then you see, there are other immortals who have any good magical powers, copy one for me!" “
It's no wonder that the hawker's requirements are so low.,You must know that the character value of these two people has always been negative.,Playing games to kill bosses hasn't exploded the skill book.,You have to spend money to buy it.,This will suddenly give him a magic skill.,Although it's not the top.,But it's better than anything.,It's like someone else's sword and sword.,You take a small wooden sword.,Sword and sword slash.,Can you play a piece!
Although the hawker lowered his requirements, Lao Huang was also very difficult, and he spit out a smoke ring melancholy" "Well, let me think about it, if you are other immortals, you also know that our immortals usually have a long lifespan, and usually no one specializes in cultivating this fixed-point back and forth spell, we generally float back and forth, where to float, do we pay attention to fate, if there is anything important, it is with the portal of the heavenly court!" It's really hard to do! “
"Come on, another cigarette, think about it!" The peddler will be like a trumpet following the big butt, "Brother take me, brother give me some equipment!" "Didn't the master start from his grandson, only if he learned to have magical powers, it would not be a big deal to decorate his grandson, besides, others want to pretend that this grandson doesn't have this opportunity! This thing is to learn Ah Q!
For a long time, the old man's eyes rolled straight, and suddenly the old guy slapped his thigh, "Yes, I almost forgot about him, come to Dabao, I will tell you that this immortal is amazing, although his identity is not assigned in the heavenly court, but when it comes to fixed-point teleportation and coordinates, even Sun Dasheng can't compare to him!" And it's very simple, with the IQ of this immortal, you can definitely go to the next level! ”
The peddler immediately smiled, it's a good thing that the IQ requirement is low, and the fool-like operation is more acceptable, isn't it, it seems that the heavenly court is still full of talents, it seems that this skill is Tianpeng's "I said that the Heavenly Empire has been up and down for five thousand years, plus these old immortals, who knows millions of years, how can no one learn the skill of fixed-point teleportation." Sure enough, there are still any! “
"Come to Dabao, get ready, take a deep breath, and calm your heart!"
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