"Alright, guys, the oil is already rolling, please get out of the way, and the spell will start in the next moment."

As a result, everyone retreated one after another, opening a broad road for Li Tianshi. Then he began to watch Li Tianshi's profanity from a distance. I saw that the oil in the oil pan was completely boiling, and it was constantly steaming up from the pan. Then our Li Tianshi really brushed his sleeves on the net, and then stretched his hands into the oil pot.

Banana, you Barra, sure enough, it's still in the oil pot. It's noisy, how can Tianyu play like this? Although I know that there must be something wrong in that oil pot, but what if Tianyu misses the game? Do you want to stop him? Although it is not enough to play such a high-end thing in one meal, if Tianyu himself is already full of confidence and is 100% sure, wouldn't it be a goof to stop it now? Yaxing is up, Lao Tzu hates such a tangled thing the most. Lao Tzu still prays for the blessing of all kinds of tofu!

"Heavenly Master. You, you...... Are you going to get out of the pan? ”

"You don't have to worry. This is the first step in casting a spell, and you need to go through the oil pot with your hands before the spell can be effective. Please don't worry. ”

Slowly, Li Tianyu put his hand into the oil pot, well, it was still very comfortable, and there was no pressure at all. But I almost bluffed Lao Tzu before, and when Lao Tzu was in his later life, I remembered that after adding vinegar, the effect of the oil pot was not so realistic. It seems that it is estimated that the oil of this year is good, after all, it is not gutter oil. Uh, wrong, it's vinegar good, it doesn't seem to have much to do with oil, after all, it's Shandong Chengde almond vinegar.

Everyone who saw this scene was stunned. All of them had O-shaped mouths open, and the scene seemed to have exploded like something. Could it be that this Li Tianshi is really a master, a demigod? I was able to swallow coins and take them out of my body before, but now I can go directly into the oil pot. Fortunately, I listened to Li Tianshi's words before, otherwise my restaurant really wouldn't have an accident one day. It's all cold sweat when I think about it now. If you don't meet Li Tianshi today, it may not only be the end of the bad business in the past few days. Ami tofu, uh no, is an immeasurably thin tofu.

Wow Ka Ka, Tianyu is really powerful. It's really nothing, no, I have to ask Tianyu when I go back, and then I go home and try it myself. Yaxingda, you have to learn this oil pot yourself. In this way, if you forget to bring money when you go to eat by yourself in the future, you can also take it out to fool people.

This Heavenly Master is really very human, but the little Dao technique used with my copper coin was already extremely powerful, and now he has really done it. To be able to meet Li Tianshi today is really a blessing in my three lives. I will definitely use that coin as my own talisman to accompany myself from now on.

"Alright, almost. The mana on both hands was enough for this spell cast. After feeling that the temperature in the oil pot had risen a little, Li Tianyu said decisively. Then he took out his Astro Boy brand of iron arms from the oil pot.

"Everyone, please come with me! Now it's time to go to the front room to cast a spell. After Li Tianyu took out his hands from the oil pot, he said directly under the admiration of everyone regardless of his hands.

I have to get you out of here now, lest you really see something in a moment. Lao Tzu has to take you out for a while, and when the oil here is almost really boiling, Lao Tzu will tell you that the spell is finished, and then you can check it however you want.

So everyone followed our Li Tianshi closely and walked to the front room. After coming to the front room, everyone saw Li Tianshi standing in the middle of the room, first closed his eyes, whispered words in his mouth for a while, and then suddenly opened his eyes, and first took his right hand to the northwest corner of the room and used the long-lost strong Vajra palm; secondly, he used his left finger to the northeast corner to use a long-lost strong Vajra finger, or a yin finger; In the end, he shot with both palms, and ate the sword breaking style in the eighteen palms of the dragon descending towards the southeast and southwest corners of the room respectively, and the aura was really a bit of the flavor of the Pegasus Meteor Fist.

It's noisy, and it's probably about the same. Okay, let's install it a little more, and then call it a day. So I saw that our Li Tianshi was reciting in his mouth, "Hurry as a law, Taishang Laojun, immeasurable Tianzun, give me the power of justice, all big and small ghosts, come quickly to die" and other professional terms. Then after Li Tianshi finished reading, he closed his eyes again, didn't say a word, and his face looked as if his primordial spirit had broken away from his body and went to fight with the demons and monsters. Finally, after another period of time, Li Tianyu came to a move similar to the hidden character in The King of Fighters after the big snake won a move.

"Alright, shopkeeper, the spell is finished. The house has been restored unharmed. ”

"There's Lao Tianshi! Thank you, Heavenly Master! "Where, where, with a lot of effort, what a lot of care." I'm a Buddha, ah no, it's Amitayus. ”

"Then Heavenly Master, didn't you say before that you would give a piece of writing to the shop, I don't know ...... Heavenly Master?"

"The shopkeeper, please take out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and write the inscription for the shopkeeper here."

"San'er, go and wait for the Heavenly Master, go quickly!"

"Yes, shopkeeper."

So, after our third brother took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone from the counter, everyone came to an empty table. The leader of the restaurant, the general secretary of the restaurant, personally spread out the rice paper for our Li Tianshi, and personally sharpened the ink for Li Tianshi. If you make trouble, you can practice calligraphy again, and you have to write calligraphy again for a long time. This time, Lao Tzu must write domineering leakage, floating like floating clouds, pretentious like a dragon, quiet like a virgin, and moving like a rabbit......

Finally, in full view of everyone, our Li Tianshi began to write the first character, as if it was a thing or that, in short, it seemed to be a Chinese character, and it should not be a romanized character or a kana. And then then the second word, the third word, the fourth word! Finally, in the last word, our Li Tianshi picked up the pen very coquettishly. Those four words are really turbulent and incisive, and they are divided into three points...... Everyone present applauded. This character is also very good-looking, spectacular, judging from the words of famous calligraphers in the past dynasties, all the words written by famous calligraphers are generally not easily recognized by people. That's why we said that our Li Tianshi writes well, at first glance, it does feel that there is a function of "warding off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night", not to mention any demons and monsters, and beautiful women paint their skin.

"Seconds, Li Tianshi is not only superb in Taoism, but also good at writing. But dare to ask Li Tianshi, can he tell the contemptible what these words are? ”

"Hehe, the shopkeeper has won the prize. Below is the shopkeeper who writes the words 'No Ji Tailai'. "It's troublesome, are you praising Lao Tzu or damaging Lao Tzu, you say you don't know these words. Can't you even tell how many words Lao Tzu wrote? Bananas, isn't Lao Tzu engaged in art signatures to this realm?

"No? Out of the depth of misfortune comes bliss! Seconds, thank you for the words! San'er, after a while, the words given by the Heavenly Master will be framed for me, and after the framing, I will hang the words of the Heavenly Master high on the wall of the counter. ”

"The shopkeeper is polite. This word does not need to be framed, and it will affect the effect of this word after framing. "It's noisy, if you really frame it, in case the business really gets better in the future, won't Lao Tzu's words be admired by everyone, no, Lao Tzu has always kept a low profile, didn't you see that you haven't paid today?

"Also, how can the words given by the Heavenly Master be defiled by those mundane things. It's not framed, it's hanging on the wall. Thank you so much today. ”

"The shopkeeper is polite, and please don't forget that there is a statue of Guan Erye at the front desk. I believe that after these things, the business of the shopkeeper will definitely flourish in the future. ”

"Thank you Heavenly Master for reminding me. When that day comes, we will definitely remember you well. ”

"Haha, the shopkeeper retired first. Uh, by the way, I haven't paid yet. Brother Youliang, hurry up and settle the bill with me. "Yaxingda, and your restaurant will remember me, today Lao Tzu met the two of you in your restaurant (Chen Youliang: Actually, there is a cook. ), also up and down, just say you two are not okay. But that's fine, low-key!

"Heavenly Master, don't do that. The contemptible man said before that today's meal was despised by the contemptible. If the Heavenly Master insists on saying this, wouldn't it be a shame to give the contemptible person, let alone a chance to accumulate blessings and virtues for himself. ”

"Then since the shopkeeper has said so, Li Tianshi, I don't think we should go to the shopkeeper's heart anymore." Chen Youliang saw the opportunity to act, and happened to sing with Li Tianshi with a white face and a red face. Only our poor shopkeeper didn't know that he had been sold by them and was still here to help them count the money.

"In that case, thank you to the shopkeeper. If there is nothing else to do, I will retire first. ”

"Heavenly Master go slowly! Contemptible people send off the Heavenly Master! ”

"The shopkeeper, please stay. The oil pot in the back kitchen has not been removed! Chen Youliang said to the shopkeeper in order to ask for this place in time, and even more so to know about our Li Tianshi's so-called "Taoism" as soon as possible.

"Oh, too. Please walk slowly. In the future, if I have time, I will invite the Heavenly Master to patronize the shop. ”

"Stay, shopkeeper." So here our shopkeeper and the shopkeeper returned to the back kitchen together and came to the pot where our Li Tianshi put down the oil pot at that time.

"Shopkeeper, the Heavenly Master is really powerful, he can even get into the oil pot."

"Yes, San'er. It is also a great blessing for us to be able to meet the Heavenly Master today. ”

"So, shopkeeper, what to do with the oil in these oil pans. Looks like it's still rolling. After that, our little second brother threw a piece of tofu next to him into the oil pot, only to see that as soon as the piece of tofu sank into the oil pot, it was instantly fried into tofu flowers. Wow, this oil pot is really extraordinary.

"Since it's the oil pot that the Heavenly Master has played, it doesn't matter. Let's just use this oil pan to fry the tofu. Then put an advertisement outside the door: the newly launched fried spicy tofu, the first 50 people in the store will taste it for free, the first 100 people will be half price, and the first 200 people will get a porridge. The Heavenly Master said before that if we want our restaurant to prosper in the future, we still need to innovate through the old. ”

At this time, on the other side, Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang had already left the restaurant on their horses. They were afraid that after the East Window incident or the restaurant shopkeeper's repentance, they would crusade against them and ask them for money. So the moment they left the restaurant before, the two of them quickly left the restaurant as if fleeing for their lives.

"Tianyu, what the hell is going on with that coin-swallowing coin you was in the restaurant before?"

"Well! Don't divulge it! Hey, what's that look in your eyes? Well, it's not a genius, it's actually a trick I played. ”

"Then Tianyu shouldn't have swallowed the coin at all, right?"

"That's for sure. Let's not talk about who can take the swallowed coins out of their bodies; If you really swallow the coin, I don't think anyone in Datang will do it easily, right? Actually, I didn't swallow the coin at all, I just put it between my fingers, and then secretly put it on the back of my neck and kept holding my hand to distract you. This magic, uh, this trick is actually as simple as that. However, it is not easy to practice as skilled as me. So, in fact, I'm still a little hard-working, a little bit of a way. ”

"So, Tianyu, you must have deceived a lot of people with this trick before."

"No, absolutely not. Do you see me like that? Well, you don't have to answer, I already see the answer in your eyes. In short, both of our personalities are the same. ”

"Where, where. Li Tianshi's Taoism is so profound, it is amazing to us! But then again, what's going on with that 'oil pan' of yours? I don't know what happened, but I know for sure that the 'oil pan' definitely had something to do with the vinegar that went in. Right, Li Tianshi? ”

"That, Brother Youliang. Now that this matter has passed, then let's not call Li Tianshi Li Tianshi. In other words, Brother Youliang is really smart, and he guessed well, in fact, the oil pot before was not a real oil pot, and when the oil pot was boiling, it was actually just the vinegar in it that was tumbling. The oil hasn't rolled away yet. So naturally, I can be asked to get into the oil pan as I like. However, this matter is related to the welfare of our brothers, and I hope that Youliang will keep it secret. ”

"That's natural. I just want to try this 'empty hand oil pot' when I have time when I go home, and by the way, I will increase the following my paths. Then there are more Tianyu to teach today. ”

"Whereever, where to make progress together!"

In this way, the two of them walked like home in the eastern sunset while farting, until the sunset pulled them and their figures to grow old, until they formed a sniper seat in one, and then disappeared from the sea level or the shoreline. (Audience: Rub, why is this scene again?) Would you play something else? "Hmph, such a small skill of carving insects can hide from the world. I didn't expect you to be interesting. ”

However, just after the two of them had just left the restaurant and finally disappeared, a strange and slender figure appeared again, standing on the roof of the restaurant, squinting at them meaningfully and sneering like this.

P.S: It's a small explosion, but it didn't really explode. Ah Liang now wants to take a day off, adjust his state well, and then serve you again with 25% passion and motivation from the day after tomorrow~