"Heavenly Master, today's meal is a contemptible invitation, just now the contemptible people vaguely heard the Heavenly Master talking about the problem of the contemptible restaurant. Now I also ask the Heavenly Master to give me advice. ”

"Well, the shopkeeper is polite, I can't hide it, I really felt that something was wrong with your house when I came in with Brother Youliang just now. The orientation of the house is a bit rushed, which can easily lead to the creation of extremely yin places inside the house, which can easily cause disasters. "Yaxingda, before Lao Tzu finished speaking, there were two more dishes. It's noisy, I don't want to talk about it, so it's better to eat first. You said just now that you invited this meal, although even if you say so, Lao Tzu will deliberately pretend to pay you in the end, but if Lao Tzu just excuses himself like that, and you also agree, then Lao Tzu will be embarrassed. When the time comes, I'll be able to adapt to the situation.

"So, dare to ask the Celestial Master, what are these calamities? Oh, by the way, Heavenly Master, let's eat, let's talk while eating. With that, the shopkeeper began to personally pick up the dishes for our Li Tianshi. Yaxing is up to it, could it be the two of them, uh, it may also be Brother Youliang, he is all from that Hengduan Mountain? Wow Ka Ka, Hengduan Mountain, the road is difficult, face the ass with your back to the sky~ "Oh, thank you shopkeeper, I'll come by myself." The shopkeeper, Brother Youliang, come, eat together. ”

Yaxingda, this shopkeeper dared to openly pick up vegetables for Lao Tzu, so if it was passed out by Ah Liang, wouldn't Lao Tzu be a cup, especially the starting point of the future generations, chasing Lang, 17K, etc., it will definitely cause a sensation. Noisy, Lao Tzu would rather be a stallion than be planted, Ami Tofu, if there is a powerful afternoon on the stall this year, then hoeing is not good.

"To tell the treasurer, in the future, these disasters are small enough to make the business of your restaurant worse, and may eventually cause the restaurant to close. If it is serious, it may cause a bloody disaster in the restaurant. However, when will it appear after all, you can calculate a geometry by going down the road, but this fact is a heavenly opportunity, so it is not easy to break the path below. I hope that the shopkeeper understands. ”

Yaxingda, I saw that our Li Tianshi's words covered countless possibilities, but in short, in the end, there was actually no thing that he said decisively. However, these words about probability have been directly filtered by the time they reach the ears of our shopkeepers. Because he has already believed in the way of our Li Tianshi. We resolutely uphold all the decisions made by Li Tianshi, and we unswervingly follow all the instructions of Li Tianshi. And then in this way, Li Tianshi will not bear any civil and criminal liability for what he said.

"San'er, tell the back kitchen to cook two more good dishes for Li Tianshi to eat."

"The shopkeeper is polite, these are almost there, please don't be so polite anymore."

"Eh~ Li Tianshi and rest assured, even if today's meal is invited by the contemptible people to the Heavenly Master, then naturally everything is up to the contemptible people. Right, this Daoist? ”

"Hehe, the shopkeeper is right." If you call him a celestial master, and if you call Lao Tzu, he will be directly a Taoist? No wonder the Celestial Master can see that your business will gradually decline in the future. Yaxingda, Lao Tzu doesn't say it, Lao Tzu still keeps a low profile and eats food silently is the king.

Although this exact time is not convenient to tell the shopkeeper. But remember, the treasurer, that within a month, or at the latest three months, the following will be as scheduled. "Yaxingda, it stands to reason that it is basically time for Lao Tzu to go to the altar to eliminate the harm for you, and then in the end, you will also say "I also believe in Li Tianshi, and I believe in it is healthier" and so on. But if he fails to do so, should Lao Tzu send someone to fulfill it one by one afterwards? Is it important to keep what you say, or is it important to keep the people's interests? Well, let's talk about it later, try to have both!

"Dare to ask the Heavenly Master, is there a way to resolve this matter? I also hope that the Heavenly Master will not hesitate to give advice. ”

"It's hard to say, it's easy to say."

"Oh? Why did the Celestial Master say that? ”

"The shopkeeper is really not hidden, but it is easy to avoid this catastrophe, and it only takes a while for the shopkeeper to do a law in the house to keep the restaurant safe. However, if it is to ensure that the business of your restaurant will be prosperous in the future, I am afraid it is not so simple. ”

"Oh? So what do you need to do if you dare to ask the Heavenly Master? ”

"First of all, the shopkeeper himself should be innovative in business. Secondly, it is best for the shopkeeper to set up a statue of Guan Gong at the front desk. Just help to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and finally, personally write a word for the shopkeeper's inscription to quote it. ”

"Thank you Heavenly Master for speaking out. Despicable people should remember what the Heavenly Master commanded. Then, about the practice, Heavenly Master, you see ......"

"Well, after eating later, I'll cast a spell for the shopkeeper."

"In that case, thank you Heavenly Master. Heavenly Master, eat more! ”

"San'er, why aren't those two dishes good yet?"

"Okay, okay, here's it! It's coming~"

"Come, Heavenly Master, please also try the specialty dishes of the restaurant."

"Okay, thanks! Brother Youliang, don't patronize it, and give the shopkeeper a cup. Seeing Chen Youliang, who only eats on the side, does not speak, and eats faster than Ah Liang's computer frequency, but he has to answer questions from fans all the time, if he continues like this, the end will inevitably be a cup, so Li Tianyu said to Chen Youliang.

"Come, shopkeeper, I'll give you a drink. Since these things have been handed over to our Li Tianshi today, the shopkeeper is naturally a hundred at ease. After eating for a while, I asked Li Tianshi to go up the altar for us, ah no, do it on the spot. Come, do it first in the next as a respect. ”

"Then thank you Heavenly Master, thank you Dao Chief." Seeing that Chen Daochang said this, and he also did it first as a respect, what else could he say, one word: dry! (Audience: It doesn't seem to be this one word, it's a sentence.) So, these people, each with a ghost in their hearts, ate and drank at the same time, and all the other drank and ate the meal. In the meantime, a three-legged trend has been formed. The shopkeeper has always wanted to ask Li Tianyu questions and talk about long and short things; Li Tianyu pushed all the money on Chen Youliang as much as possible, so that he could also eat enough; Chen Youliang had to explain to the shopkeeper every time, but most of them talked about how the heavenly master was, and led the topic of the shopkeeper to Li Tianyu. In this way, about half an hour later, this Hongmen banquet finally ended with the annihilation of the entire army of Wei, Shu and Wu.

"Heavenly Master, when did you do it? Need some help? ”

"Well, shopkeeper, you should have your fellow disciple and assistant go and help you prepare. I will first instruct Brother Youliang on the props and matters needed. Brother Youliang, come over here, get closer, and I'll tell you what you need to prepare for a while. ”

"Okay, let's talk, Li Tianshi." After Chen Youliang heard this, he thought that Li Tianyu was approaching, and he was so close that his ears were basically close to Li Tianyu's mouth. Wow, it's so evil. (A Liang: ――#这句话读起来会更邪恶的!) "Youliang, the matter is urgent, I'll explain it to you when I go back, and you just need to do what I tell you later." After a while, you and the guys in the store go to the back kitchen to help me prepare a big pot, and then put some oil in it, and remember to put some vinegar, otherwise it will not work. If he asks about you, you can say whatever you want, vinegar is used, vinegar can drive away evil spirits, and so on. In short, you remember, be sure to put vinegar in it, and when you're ready, you can light the fire and call me directly. Remember to be quick, or I'll have a cup today. That's all, do you remember? ”

"Well, okay, Heavenly Master, don't worry, I will definitely do it."

"Okay, then you go and get ready first!"

"San'er, accompany your friend Liang Dao Chang to prepare for the ceremony."

"Okay, shopkeeper."

"Little Er, let's go to the back kitchen."

"Okay, this way, please!"

While Li Tianyu was still continuing to fart with the shopkeeper, Chen Youliang had already gone to the back kitchen with the second brother and the third brother to prepare to go. Wow Ka Ka, our Li Tianshi here is completely pretending to be a very expert and explaining all the questions about the cultivation with the shopkeeper. Of course, our shopkeeper is naturally a middle-low person, so I also think that the Heavenly Master is the Tao, and he is worthy of the Heavenly Master!

"Daoist Youliang, the back kitchen has arrived. What do you need? ”

Wow, Chen Youliang couldn't help but be touched by the environment of the back kitchen after coming to the back kitchen. The delicacies that looked so delicate in front of me turned out to be from this place with an environmental pollution index of 9.9. It's noisy, but fortunately I came over after eating. Let's hope all that stuff comes out of the mud and doesn't get dirty. Yaxingda, the cook over there is probably the one who cooked for us just now. I didn't expect him to be so fat himself. Could it be that he also eats his own food and eats like this?

"Uh, need this idle pot, and oil and vinegar. These need to be used when doing things, especially vinegar, which is particularly effective for driving away evil spirits, so it must be there. ”

"Okay, that's all you said. This is the vinegar bottle, and that is the oil bottle. Anything else? ”

"No need. Uh, by the way, I need the cook next to you to avoid it. After all, this is related to the practice, so it is also a heavenly opportunity. Please also make it convenient for the second line. ”

"Well said, well said. Chef Wang, please come out. The Taoist came in and had something to do. ”

"Oh, but please don't mess around after you're done with things!"

"That's natural. Thank you very much! ”

So, after the two left, Chen Youliang started his plan A. After Chen Youliang poured the vinegar and oil into the pot, he suddenly thought of lighting the fire, at this time Chen Youliang thought of something, and after pondering for a while, he lit the fire with puzzlement, and then walked outside to call our Li Tianshi to come and cast a spell.

"Heavenly Master, everything is ready!"

"Okay, I have an old friend, Brother Liangdao. The shopkeeper, please move to the back kitchen with you. ”

"Okay, Heavenly Master, please!"

So when Li Tianyu, Chen Youliang and the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper came to the back kitchen, everyone found that in the back kitchen, except for an oil pot still burning, there was no god horse. Could it be that this is what Li Tianshi called "preparation"? At this time, the oil pot had already begun to steam, and everyone present was very puzzled except for our Li Tianshi, and even Brother Youliang didn't quite understand what the meaning of this oil pot was. It seems that his cultivation is still not enough realm.

"Wait a minute, it's going to take some time, and you won't be able to cast the spell until the oil pot is boiling."

Could it be that Tianyu really wants to perform the oil pot for us in public? Although this is indeed quite deterrent, but if you don't play well, how can you go back to the Tianyu Alliance and explain it to the brothers in the gang? Do you want to say that the helper is because he wants to have a full meal with him, so he sacrifices his life for righteousness and riskes death to come to the oil pot? In that case, it is estimated that the brothers in the gang will never let themselves go, and when the time comes, they may think that they covet the position of the gang leader, so they will set up this plan to compete for the position of the gang leader. Wow Ka Ka, no, not only Tianyu is finished, but Lao Tzu is also finished. It's noisy, the oil pan has already begun to roll, how is this good? Ami tofu, immeasurable thin tofu, bless Tianyu to go smoothly in the oil pot, ah no, bless Tianyu not in the oil pot.

"Alright, guys, the oil is already rolling, please get out of the way, and the spell will start in the next moment."