Chapter 334: Eating "Tang Seng"

"What? Master was captured by a monster? Sun Wukong took a round of golden hoop sticks and said angrily: "Who is the demon, who dares to catch my old grandson's master!" ”

The little white horse Ma Chao was more careful, and said: "Senior Brother Wujing, what about the second senior brother?" ”

Shamoke danced for a while, and said in a panic: "The second senior brother was also captured by the monsters, and Cao Yuan Liu and they were all captured by the monsters!" ”

"Why weren't you captured by the youkai?" Ma Chao asked.

"Huh? yes, how come I wasn't caught? Shamoko couldn't figure it out, and his heart suddenly moved, and he exclaimed, "It must be that the monster looks like ...... like them." ”

Sun Ce and Ma Chao looked at Sha Wujing, and saw the brown hair on their heads, as well as blue eyes, the two of them looked at each other, and said in unison: "Sure enough, it was the barbarian demon who captured the master!" ”

The apprentices escorted the master to the west, and the master was captured by the monster, which is worth it!

So, the senior brother Sun Wukong, with the little white horse and Sha Wujing, went straight to the monster cave.

On the other hand, in the middle of the island, there is a stockade built at the foot of the mountain. In the village, there are round straw houses. Men, women, and children estimate that there are hundreds of them. Life is so simple that there is only a circle of leaves around the waist, and everything else is bare.

Sturdy men with weapons in their hands, which are strangely shaped. It's either a stone tool, or a bone weapon, and some simply hold a big bone stick, and their faces are painted with white daozi.

These people, around a big straw hut, are chattering and screaming.

In the shed, Qin Feng and the others were all tied up. Qin, Cao, and Yuan were tied to the ground, while Liu Bei and Zhu Bajie were tied to a high place. At this time, Qin Feng and his second apprentice Zhu Huan were like Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie who were caught by monsters, but there were more Cao Yuan and Liu by their side.

Liu Bei was beside Zhu Bajie, his big ears flicking in horror. Qin Feng looked at it, and said in his heart, you lent me this ear to my second apprentice, which is the real Bajie.

In fact, since he was caught, Qin Feng was also very powerful in his heart, and said: "It's really a disaster step by step." Tang Seng had to stand aside, thinking it was a desert island, but he didn't expect there to be natives. We were captured by the primitive people on the island. ”

"Primitives!" Cao Yuan, Liu and Zhu Huan were shocked.

Qin Feng shook his head and sighed bitterly.

At this time, a group of primitive people rushed in outside. Headed by a burly strong man. The whole body is covered with lines, and the head is covered with parrot feathers. Holding a thigh bone stick in his hand, it is particularly thick. This man is fierce and vicious, full of muscles, much stronger than ordinary primitive people.

These primitives all had purple hair. Cyan eyes.

Qin Feng studied history in later generations, and when he saw that everyone was headed by this strong man, he didn't say anything in his heart, it seemed that this tribe had passed the stage of matriarchal clan commune.

At this time, a thin old man beside the strong man who looked like a wizard pointed at Qin Feng and said, "Chief, what to do with these outsiders." ”

The parrot feather hat on the chief's head flickered, and he cried, "Eat them all, die, die!" He pointed to Liu Bei, who was hanging in mid-air, and said, "This guy has fine skin and tender meat." Begin with him to eat, and leave all the ears to the chief. ”

It seems that primitive people are also going to eat "Tang Seng".

Including Qin Feng, everyone was shocked by the primitives.

Although Qin Feng had told Cao Yuan Liu about primitive people, it was also the first time he had seen a real primitive person, and he panicked for a while.

At this time, Liu Bei was pointed at by the chief, his liver and gall were broken, and he exclaimed: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye, what did he say?" ”

"How do I know, I'm not a god! Hey? Wait a minute....... Qin Feng suddenly found out. These primitives spoke Roman. He didn't know why these primitives spoke Roman, but it was always good to be able to understand it. He said to Liu Bei: "There are many ringworms, this person said that he wanted to eat you." ”

"What? Or cannibals? Liu Bei was shocked, and his big ears were frightened.

Then. The chief pointed at Qin Feng again and said, "The one next to him is too dark, eat this first." I'll eat two of him today. With that, the chief turned to leave.

Liu Bei screamed: "Master Hou, he wants to eat you too, you can't let him eat it." Flicker, flicker! ”

Since Qin, Cao and Yuan were in a pile, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao only thought that primitive people were going to eat them. They were all cracked, Cao Cao's face was purple, Yuan Shao's face was blue, and the two of them didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and exclaimed: "Brother Zijin, fool him quickly!" ”

Qin Feng's face twitched for a while, and said, "You say that you are fooling?" How to fool? ”

Liu Bei felt that he was going to die, so he shouted without caring about anything: "Do you still need to think about Hou Ye fooling people?" Fool me, just fool this primitive person! ”

"It's just ......, Zijin is fooling around, and the hundred officials in the court are not one, this primitive person must not be Zijin's opponent." Cao Cao and Yuan Shao nodded in surprise.

Qin Feng's face was beating again, and his heart said that he was so frightened, he was telling the truth. He pondered for a moment, but there was really no way to fool primitive people. However, at the critical moment, a flash of light appeared in his mind. This comes from the old Journey to the West in later generations.

In the TV series, when Tang Seng was caught, the only way the monster treated him was to eat him. And at this time, Tang Seng always brought out his eldest apprentice Sun Wukong to scare monsters. The monster didn't dare to eat him, and usually waited until he caught Sun Wukong to eat it together.

How can a monster catch Sun Wukong? Therefore, Tang Seng is safe.

For Qin Feng, although the primitive man is not a monster, he is almost the same as a monster, and he also has a big apprentice, Sun Wukong.

So, he decided to use his eldest apprentice Sun Wukong to deal with the primitives.

At this time, when the chief saw Qin Feng and they were shouting, he didn't leave, turned around, and repeated the most said word of Cao Yuan Liu in a broken word, "Flicker...... Remote? ”

"What do you mean by flickering?" The chief couldn't help but ask Qin Fengdao.

Qin Feng's eyebrows jumped, and he said in his heart You don't understand what it means to flicker, that's excellent, and I won't tell you about this animal husbandry. He began to fool around, and said, "This chief, there is something to say. ”

The chief didn't expect Qin Feng to say what their tribe said, so he was very surprised, and turned around and said, "Overseas barbarians, what do you want to say?" Chief Ben has eaten many of your people who have drifted from the sea, and you don't want to play tricks. ”

Qin Feng calmed down for a moment and said, "You can't eat me yet." ”

The chief's cyan eyes widened, and he said, "Why can't I eat you?" ”

Qin Feng licked his chapped lips, and had no choice but to learn from Tang Seng and said: "My eldest apprentice Sun Wukong has strong skills, if you eat me, my eldest apprentice will definitely eat you all." ”

"Do you have an apprentice, Sun Wukong, who eats people?" Chieftain Rang Dao.

Qin Feng nodded, although he was panicked in his heart, his expression was not panicked, thanks to the practice he had practiced when he was in the Drama Academy in the later generations. Instead, he said confidently: "Yes, my eldest apprentice Sun Wukong is known as the Great Sage of Heaven Eater, and once 100,000 people came to beat him, but he ate them." ”

The wizard on the side was startled and exclaimed; "How many people are 100,000?"

Qin Feng's eyelids jumped for a while, and he said, "Anyway, there are a lot of people." ”

In fact, Qin Feng is Hu Bi, but in the face of primitive people, if you talk well, he may not listen to you, if you are Hu Bi, he will mumble instead.

After seeing the chief and the wizard muttering for a while, the chief was furious, and the thigh bone stick in his hand whirred for a while, and shouted to Qin Feng: "We "rob" the tribe, we are not afraid of heaven and earth, this chief is more powerful than your big apprentice, this chief is not afraid, I have to eat you today!" ”

"Oops?" Qin Feng was taken aback, and said in his heart what the situation is? Tang Seng said it is easy to make it, the master said it, why is it not good? His heart jumped for a while, and he hurriedly said: "Chief, why don't we have a discussion, do you see that big ear, so and so ......." My eldest apprentice is here, if you can win against him, you are eating me, how about it? ”

The chief hesitated.

At this time, Cao Cao's face turned purple and asked, "Zijin, what are you talking to this primitive person?" ”

Qin Feng sighed and said, "This is the 'robbing' tribe, this person is the village chief, he doesn't listen to me, he has to eat us." ”

Cao Cao shouted in fright: "Rob the tribe, the tribe that specializes in robbery!" ”

Yuan Shao shook his head and said, "What should I do then?" ”

Qin Feng frowned, and said, "I'm discussing with him, if you can't do it, you can eat ringworm first, ringworm has a lot of ears, and the meat is fat and ......." Then, buy some time, my eldest apprentice Sun Wukong and the fourth apprentice Xiao Baima will come, and they can fight ....... ”

"Yes, yes, yes...... delay time, and wait for them to come." Cao Cao shouted.

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket, and he hurriedly said: "It makes sense, eat ringworm first and ......." ”

"Shameless!" Liu Bei, who was hanging in mid-air, shouted, spit out a mouthful of green water, and shouted in fear: "King, don't eat me, eat Qin Zijin first, Cao Mengde is okay, Yuan Benchu has a big head, and the stew is fragrant and ......." ”

Including Qin Feng, they were all panicked, and they couldn't care about anything in order to survive. They all shouted: "Eat the cheating first, the cheating meat is fat and oily, whether it is frying and frying, it is very useful!" ”

The "robbery" chief used the thigh bone stick in his hand to hit Qin Feng for a while, and Liu Bei for a while, it seemed that he was making the final choice.

The wizard on the side hurriedly said, "Chief, if you can't eat big ears, let's eat big ears." If what this person said is true, for the sake of safety, it is better to catch this person's eldest apprentice Sun Wukong and then eat their master and apprentice. ”

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, for him, the development of the plot can be regarded as returning to the script.

So, the chief pointed out Liu Bei, and the primitive soldiers under him rushed up, dragged Liu Bei down and dragged him out.

Liu Bei's chrysanthemum was really tight, and the urge to urinate was frequent, and he shouted in the green water: "Don't eat me, my meat is thick, and I can't chew it!" ”

When Qin Feng heard this, he felt that Liu Bei was the real second apprentice, and all the lines of Bajie were snatched.

Cao Cao was afraid that the chief would change his hexagram, so he hurriedly shouted: "Don't be afraid of thick meat, just pickle it." ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he immediately couldn't do it, and cried: "Master Hou, save me, save me!" I have followed Hou Ye for many years, and I have no merit and hard work, and Hou Ye can't just send the bad to the monster to eat ....... ”

Qin Feng's expression that I can't do it anymore, as a master, he was caught in the monster cave mansion, just like Tang Seng, he also stared dryly.

"Where are you, Wukong, come quickly, otherwise, the next one to be eaten will be the ...... teacher." Qin Fengzhi thought like Tang Seng.

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