Chapter 335: Super Great Reversal

The primitive people wanted to take Liu Bei away and eat him.

Liu Bei was frightened of feces and urine, and even let out a few farts, but he had a cleverness, and even shouted: "This royal brother is dirty, I don't want to eat it, let's eat the last three first!" ”

Qin Feng's eyebrows jumped wildly, and his heart said that you are a royal brother, who will you eat if you don't eat it.

When the chief saw that Liu Bei was pooping and peeing, it was indeed dirty, and he frowned, and looked at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng hurriedly said: "So, so, so, so, ......, chief, it's better to eat him." ”

The chief's eyes widened, and he exclaimed, "This is true. ”

"There is no lie." Qin Feng was very sure.

The wizard was overjoyed, and hurriedly shouted: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and take this royal brother down to wash it, clean it and skewer it and roast it, the chief eats it first, and I ...... it second." ”

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao didn't know what to do, but they also saw some fame, and hurriedly said, "Zijin, what did you tell them just now?" Let them plan to eat Liu Bei again first. ”

Qin Feng said: "I told these primitive people that ringworm mostly came from the Eastern Han Dynasty, and they were royal brothers, and eating a piece ......of his meat would make them immortal. ”

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao glanced at each other, and couldn't help but show admiration.

And pricked up his ears to listen to the real Liu Bei's liver and gall, and shouted: "Immortal? Master Hou, you are too despicable and shameless, you can think of this kind of reason. ”

Qin Fengxin said that this was not thought up by the master, this was pondered by Wu Chengen's juniors, and the master used it first. It seems that this immortality is tempting to youkai, and look at the youkai to be happy.

Just when the primitives were about to drag Liu Bei away, a primitives soldier suddenly came in and shouted: "So, so, so, so, and ......so, chief, three people came from outside, saying that they want us to release their master, if not, they will drive our village to extermination." ”

When the chief heard this, his hideous face was gloomy, and he exclaimed, "Floating from the sea." I've never seen anything like this! He glared at Qin Feng, then looked at the thigh bone stick in his hand, and shouted, "Eat it later, and go out with me." Kill those three people and go back and eat together. ”

So, the primitive people shook their butts and stomped their feet in the midst of the chirping, and they all followed the chief.

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief. That's when I really sat down. And after Cao Cao and Yuan Shao took a breath, they collapsed to the ground.

Liu Bei's whole body was tied, and he was like a big green worm, bowing and chrysalis towards Qin Feng and them. Although he was very angry, the three young men of the capital always threw him away at critical moments, but after all, here, Qin Feng and they were the only group of their kind.

At this time, Zhu Bajie, who was hanging in the air, was ashamed and said: "Master, Bajie is incompetent and failed to protect Master, but it doesn't matter. The elder brother is here...... ”

Liu Bei fanned his ears and shouted, "I kind of know why your master gave you the name of Wu Neng in the first place." It's either a pit of enlightenment, or incompetence, and an endless, which is the endless pit and incompetence ....... ”

Qin Feng was taken aback, and said in his heart that when Master Wu Chengen named him, did he think so at that time? He was furious and kicked Liu Bei with one kick.

"Oops~."

On the other hand, the chieftain took with him more than a hundred primitive soldiers. Out of their village.

The chieftain carried a stick of thigh bones and saw three men outside. One of them was draped all over his body and held a golden rod in his hand. Another man was holding a silver Shenwei Tiger's Gun, and another was holding a convenient shovel.

The weapons of the three Sun Wukong are too powerful. It is much more powerful than the bone stick in the hands of primitive people, and the stone tools.

The chief's heart sank, but fortunately, there were many others, and he was bold.

And the three of Sun Wukong, who saw the primitive people for the first time, were also shocked, mainly shocked by the primitive people's costumes. The cloak is scattered, and the body is full of "ghost painting charms". Except for the chief, who had a fur coat, the others wore only leaves.

The chief whirred the bone stick twice, and after adding to his power, he shouted, "You are the Monkey King?" ”

Sun Ce didn't understand it before, but he understood the three words "Sun Wukong", he stuck one hand on his waist, pointed at himself with one thumb in the other, and said: "Yes, your grandfather is Sun Wukong." Acquaintances will soon release my master, if not, I will beat you all to death, and not one of you will be left! ”

The chief didn't understand anything except the three words Sun Wukong.

Both sides don't understand, but they both know that they have found the right person, so let's start fighting.

Seeing the chief's arms stretched, Sun Ce only thought that when he was about to make a move, he saw his mouth open, and his tongue spit out, "Purr, Slurr...... ”

The chief stuck out his tongue for a while like a child, but Sun Ce and the three of them were "frightened", and said in his heart that this person looked five big and three thick, why did he have a bad head?

After the chief stuck out his tongue, there was another gorilla-like beating of his chest, which was fluffy. The other primitive people immediately became excited, sticking out their tongues one by one, beating their chests and screaming.

It turned out that this was a demonstration before the battle of primitive people.

Sun Ce: They don't understand. Sun Ce was furious and shouted: "Don't scream and jump like a child, eat my old grandson!" ”

I saw Sun Ce galloping over, and when he jumped in the air, it was the Buddha's light shining in the Dharma stick method. The golden hoop rod in his hand reflected the sunlight, and the golden light was shining, which was really the appearance of Buddha's light.

And primitive people fight by brute force, even if there is some dodging, that is, learning from the animal's body.

In order to save his master, Sun Ce did everything he could, and he put this earth-shattering stick in the Three Kingdoms, and he couldn't take it at all without more than eighty forces, let alone the chief of a primitive tribe.

The chief had no way to dodge it, but raised his thigh bone stick to parry.

Click, Peng~.

At the first sound, the thigh bone stick shattered into bone slag, and the second sound, the chief was called to the ground by Sun Ce's stick.

Not~. All the primitive people present stopped sticking out their tongues and beating their chests. They all retreated for a while, and they all squatted on the ground, looking at Sun Ce with frightened eyes. In the hearts of these primitive people, their chieftain is the most powerful being. Whatever the threat, the chief only needed to pick up his thigh bone stick and be able to settle it.

Now, however, there is a man with an even more powerful stick.

With just one move, Sun Ce knocked the chief to the ground, and when he raised the golden hoop stick, it shocked all the primitives.

"Worthy of being a senior brother!" Shamoko danced for a while, and shouted, "If it weren't for these monsters sneaking attack, they wouldn't have been able to capture Master!" ”

Sun Ce slipped up the chief with one hand, and he finally showed mercy to his subordinates, and the chief was not dead. "Quickly release my master, if not, I will kill all of you, and not one of you will be left!"

The chief was defeated with one move. Only then did he know how powerful Sun Ce was, and he remembered Qin Feng's words again, eating the Great Sage of Heaven and eating 100,000 people, more than the people of his tribe.

The chieftain is a person of this primitive tribal stage. He immediately obeyed and shouted: "The Great Sage spares my life, I didn't eat your master, and I will release it immediately." ”

Although Sun Ce didn't understand what the chief said, he could see something in his eyes begging for mercy, so he threw the chief out and shouted, "Quickly release my master, if not, be careful of the stick in my old grandson's hand!" ”

"Yes, yes......." The chieftain used all fours and galloped back to the village. And other primitives. It was also a swarm of bees that followed him back to the village.

After a while, the chief came to the big shed where Qin Feng was holding them.

Qin Feng and the others panicked when they saw the chief coming, especially Liu Bei, who had already bitten his cuffs, looking like he was about to be victimized.

"Hey, hey, hey......." The chief smiled reluctantly, but it was more embarrassing than crying, but it startled Qin Feng and them.

"Eat him!" Qin, Cao, and Yuan each stretched out a finger to Liu Bei.

"Eat them!" Liu Bei hurriedly stretched out his two hands and pointed them at Qin Feng.

"Eat him!" Zhu Huan, who was hanging in mid-air, pointed at Liu Bei.

Liu Bei hurriedly took out a hand and pointed it at Zhu Huan. And his expression was already about to cry.

The chief's face changed at first, since last year, there has been no meat on the island. He wanted to eat Qin Feng and them very much. But no longer dare. He walked over with a smile on his face, knelt down for Qin Feng, and bowed: "Big your majestic apprentice is here, little one, I will send you out immediately." ”

Cao Yuan Liu looked at it and couldn't wait to say, "What's the situation, what's the situation?" ”

Qin Feng was overjoyed. "My eldest apprentice Sun Wukong is here, and it seems that he has subdued them."

Cao Yuan Liu was overjoyed, hugged each other, and shouted, "Zijin, then get out of here quickly." ”

Who knew that Qin Feng lay down and said, "I'm not leaving yet." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, Cao Yuan Liu Xin said Qin Zijin, you have nothing wrong with you, why don't you leave?

The chief cried and said, "If you don't leave, my little tribe will be eaten by your majestic disciples." ”

Qin Feng was not hypocritical, and said directly: "In this way, you promise me one thing, and when it is done, we will leave." ”

"What's the matter?" The chief said with two eyes in his eyes.

Qin Feng said with a smile: "My ship is broken, you are responsible for collecting materials and helping to repair the ship." Before we left, we were well served with good food, drink and hospitality. ”

The chief had already served, and he immediately said, "Please rest assured, as long as you don't eat us, we will help you repair the ship." ”

Qin Feng nodded with satisfaction, and after he told Cao Yuan Liu, the three of them gave a thumbs up and said in unison: "High, really high." ”

In this way, Qin Feng became the master of the "robbery" tribe. The chief brought out the best food to entertain them, and sent people to collect wood to help Qin Feng and them mend the ship.

When Qin Cao Yuan Liu walked out of the big shed, Cao Yuan Liu saw the women of the primitive tribe with mountains and long legs like forests, and his eyes immediately widened and he was stunned.

Cao Cao's face darkened, and he exclaimed: "Really, really, as Zijin said before, primitive people don't wear clothes!" ”

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket, and he said: "Oh, the primitive man is so happy!" ”

Liu Bei's big ears flicked, and when the corners of his mouth drooled, he stretched out his two paws, and scratched everywhere in the air with a dull gaze.

Two days have passed in a blink of an eye, Cao Yuan Liu faces primitive women without clothes every day, although these women don't know how to wear makeup, but they are all slender and have long legs, they can't stand it.

That night, Cao Cao went out to have a bowel movement, and he saw the primitive woman again, and he really couldn't stand it. After he came back from outside, he saw Yuan Shao and Liu Bei in the same dormitory, and said, "Have you ever heard a story?" ”

"Story?" Yuan Shao and Liu Bei glanced at each other and walked over.

After a while, Cao, Yuan and Liu sat cross-legged and triangular together.

Liu Bei fanned his ears and said, "What story?" ”

Cao Cao said mysteriously: "This story is the story of primitive people marrying wives. He imagined the appearance and said: "The primitive people marry a wife is different from us, you have also seen the big bone stick of the primitive people, holding the rod, knocking it casually, knocking it unconscious and dragging it to the cave, it is your woman!" ”

"What, there is such a thing!" Liu Bei's eyes widened in shock, and his big ears fanned violently.

Suddenly, Cao Cao showed a strange appearance, and said seriously: "Our ship will be repaired tomorrow, and after this village, we won't be able to knock on this shop......." (To be continued.) )