Section 22 Playing with Italian utensils
Li Er looked at the video played back by the hawker. Leaning back, "Yo, yo... will move hi, hey, look at Lao Cheng's loss of color, haha, Shubao is too funny, haha! ”
The people below couldn't care about Li Er's smile and couldn't care about any dignity and humility, and they hugged Li Er behind him to look strange, so a room full of oops, tsk sounds were occasionally mixed, such as Lao Cheng eating ugly, and a certain adult also secretly picked his nose and complained, and when these people saw Qin Qiong's movements again, a lot of them sprayed!
Qin Qiong was also looking at the back, and her face was as uplifted as Guan Erye, "Immortal Chief, can you tear it?" "It seems that there are subordinates who have any leaders, and like Li Er, I think this thing is painted, but Qin Qiong's face has to be given, "Okay, okay, let's go down after reading it, next time I will bring you a more awesome one, and draw it directly after filming, you can keep it for your children and grandchildren in the future!" “
A group of people were overjoyed, who doesn't want their body shape to be seen by their children and grandchildren, there was no condition before, then now that there are conditions, you must seize the opportunity, "Immortal Chief, don't trick me into waiting!" “
"Don't worry, I will do what I say!" The appearance of the mobile phone confirmed the legend that the hawker is a child of the fairy family, at the beginning, bring some cigarettes and alcohol to these people, they ate and drank and found that it was nothing more than the taste different from the Tang Dynasty, the novelty is the novelty, nothing special, but the mobile phone is a real killer for these people, and I don't know which mouthy person said that this thing has the effect of capturing people's souls, and the immortal who dares to grow two hearts to the immortal will take away his soul, and he will never be reborn! Nima, this is a mobile phone or a book of life and death!
When the peddler put away his mobile phone, Li Er grabbed the peddler's hand, "The immortal chief is really a master, I have never heard of such a rare thing, it is really my blessing to be immortal, if the immortal chief needs anything in the future, I just need to send someone to report, I will never shirk!" “
Li Er's tone of voice aggravated so that the hawker had to sigh, people, you have to show a little different, saved Li Er in the morning in exchange for a sentence "within your ability, never shirk" that is, there is a modifier within your ability, and now the modifiers are gone, this is progress, but don't believe too much what the leader says, and it's best not to kick your nose in the face when you first arrive, "Hehe, then I'll bother the prince from now on!" “
Li Er patted the vendor's hand, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, come here, spread the song and dance, and the fairy chief will watch the song and dance together!" “
"Thank you, Prince!"
"Don't call him the prince, just call him Brother Li! Cordial! “
"That poor road is abrupt, Brother Li!"
"Immortal Chief, is this right!"
"You still call me Dabao, it's also kind!" Li Er pointed at the vendor and smiled, "Okay!" "Although the appearance of the hawker Li Er is not sure what changes it can bring to Datang, but at present, the hawker has no other hobbies besides loving money, and it seems that this person is a little half-stupid, if it is really a fairy child, then the more such people come, the better, of course, Li Er's evaluation of the hawker is very appropriate, but it is a little verbose, he must know that a modern word can describe a person like a hawker, it is estimated that this will be used, that is, Erqiu!
As the saying goes, the two young people are more happy, the hawker saw the group of people behind the door and began to blow and beat to know that the song and dance was about to start, and sure enough, a group of beauties jumped in outside the door, and the tassels and water sleeves jumped up in the middle of the hall, and the hawkers finally had the blessing to see the Tang Dynasty beauties dancing in the landscape!
Looking at the dancing vendors, I always feel that there are shortcomings, and then I think that there is no stimulation of electronic music, giving people a soft feeling, and they can't provoke people's passion, but the people around them nod their heads frequently, and the hawkers also want to open, there are beautiful women dancing to see, what else do you want, we don't care about you if you don't throw ten dollars on it!
The peddler peeked at the beauty while eating, he found that the food in the Tang Dynasty was actually not bad, although there were not many tricks, but it was better than fresh, of course, it was also indispensable for safety, I used to read novels and said that modern people in the Tang Dynasty ate everything like pig food, and now I find that it is the author who needs to deliberately change it for the sake of the situation, yes, it is not denied that they have less types of ingredients, lack of chili tomatoes or something, but you see that many chefs now cook without any seasonings, and still use the most simple ingredients to make delicious meals!
The vendor sucked up a bowl of chicken soup, put down the bowl and scanned the audience, and suddenly found that Li Ji, Qin Qiong and Cheng Yanjin were fiddling with a football, oh, it's not a football, it's a football pendant, it's a gadget on the keychain, he remembered that Xiaoyi gave him a compass and said that he gave two gadgets, which are probably football pendants!
This thing ran to the middle of the three and smoked the three of them, "What are you looking at?" “
Li Ji lit a cigarette, picked up a small football and dangled it in front of the peddler's eyes, and asked as if he wanted to hypnotize him, "Immortal Chief, what is this?" “
The peddler snatched it from Li Ji, "Don't shake it, I'm about to fall asleep, it's just a gadget, it's the same as the jade plate hanging on your waist, it's just good-looking!" After speaking, he was about to throw the football on the table, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, it turned out that this thing was not only a pendant, but also a folding telescope for children to play, of course, monocular!
So the peddler pulled the binoculars open, looked at them in both directions, adjusted the distance, and looked at the dancing girl in the middle. What a great boobs! The vendor felt an itch in his nose, so he hurriedly handed the thing to Li Ji and told him how to use it, and Li Ji told Qin Qiong and Lao Cheng again. It is estimated that there are only three in the box, just now everyone was worried about grabbing the compass, after tearing the box to pieces, Li Ji sat close to pick it up, and now he knows how to play and holds it up one by one, Lao Cheng is like a hawker to the middle of the look, I don't know what to see, the corner of the mouth is left out of the elder, wipe it clean with his sleeve, and continue to look!
Li Ji is worthy of being a military god-level figure, he learned it in a while, and the elongation and shortening of the door was clear, and suddenly he grabbed the vendor with both hands, "Immortal Chief, is there still this thing?" ”
The vendor was looking for something to stop the bleeding from his nose, and he didn't care, "It's gone, just take it!" “
Li Ji's words of disappointment, "It's also, the treasure of the immortal family, how can it be light, it's me who is greedy, if this thing is a sharp weapon on the battlefield!" “
Only then did the peddler react to Li Ji's idea, the god of the army is really the god of the army, his mind is full of how to fight, and people like him who are not married are full of milk....all his thoughts are about women, thinking about eating, sleeping, and walking! After wiping the nosebleed, the peddler said to Li Ji, "If you fight, this is not good, this is a toy, you have to use a professional one to fight, that one is expensive!" “
The frustrated Li Ji immediately came back to life with full blood, and grabbed the two arms of the peddler, "Immortal Chang means that you have a better one there?" “
Li Ji's old face was pestled to the hawker's mouth, and he could even see the mites on Li Ji's face falling down with his excited trembling, "What are you going to do?" “
PS: For the sake of adding more, I recommend it to Zhang! Whining