Li Er kept smiling and watching the officials below snatch the hawker's magic weapon, playing with a lighter in his hand, his eyes turned like the wind and he didn't know what to think, and when he saw the hawker's things that should be sold, he beckoned the hawker to sit beside him.

The vendor handed Li Er a cigarette, "Brother Li, what's the matter with me?" ”

Li Er was very unimpressed by the hawker's title of brother when he saw people, "Niu Xianchang, do you all call people brother?" Isn't it the same as our brother? ”

The vendor who was smoking a cigarette snorted, he didn't care about this statement, "Hey, isn't it just a name, Brother Li, don't mind!" Get used to it! “

Li Er waved his hand again and again, "It's okay, I'm just curious, besides, Niu Xianchang, do you have a lot of this thing?" Li Er spread out the lighter in his hand and asked the vendor.

The peddler just wanted to say that he couldn't use up more, but then he thought that anything was worthless if it was rotten on the street, and that scarcity was expensive, so he turned to Li Er and said, "The lighter is okay, it's just that this fairy compass is more difficult to get, the ordinary ones are all forms and gods are not, and the effect is not very good without the blessing of immortal mana, just like my mount, we also have a lot of them, Brother Li, have you ever seen other people drive to you?" Just because my car has been blessed by the gods."

The example of the hawker is very convincing, Li Er saw the car appear out of thin air and killed Li Yuanji, and he didn't even lose a patent leather, "I see, I understand!" After speaking, Li Erchong smiled at the peddler, "I don't know if the immortal chief has other things to show me, I'm so curious!" “

The peddler scratched his head, it didn't seem to be anything unusual, Li Er thought that the peddler had something that he didn't show easily, "If Niu Xianchang is inconvenient, then it's okay!" “

The vendor hurriedly said no, no, and suddenly he thought of his mobile phone, this thing is absolutely unusual, but it seems that there is no way to call people, and then the vendor patted his thigh and took a photo!

"Brother Li, does anyone usually paint you a portrait?"

Li Er didn't know what to do, "Yes, it's just a lot of trouble, I can't draw well for a long time, and the painting doesn't look like it, why are you asking this?" “

"Hehe, you'll be there! I'm going to pick up something nice to open your eyes and it's going to blow your mind! “

"Do you still know how to draw?" Li Eryang asked the vendor who got up with a raised face!

"No!" After finishing speaking, he threw down the depressed Li Er and ran to the yard, and as soon as he went out, he saw the two of them circling around the bread, and the peddler sighed in his heart, could it be that Li Er was playing a delaying tactic inside, and arranged a secret agent outside to spy on his old bottom, and thought about it again, what are you doing, "What are you doing?" “

The hawker's abrupt voice frightened the two of them, and when they turned around, they were relieved to see that it was the hawker, "It turned out to be the fairy chief, we are the horsemen of the prince's mansion, this no matter what the family ordered us to wash and feed the guests' horses, and everyone else's took care of them, we wanted to take care of the fairy chief's mount, but the fairy chief's mount was very good-tempered, we gave it time to brush its body, and it didn't scream, just didn't eat, we brought the best forage, and it didn't smell it, and then we thought about whether it was meat-eating, So we brought another pot of mutton, but he still didn't eat it, we didn't have a rut, just now the little one was ready to let someone go to death row to pull a death row prisoner to feed him! “

The peddler was shocked when he heard this, and he began to feed people, wiping the sweat from his forehead, "Don't pull people, my mount doesn't eat mortal things, he only drinks oil squeezed from the cracks in the stones, you go down first!" And if it weren't for the poor quality of his broken car alarm, he was dragged by the hawker for a long time when he farted, it is estimated that these two people would have been scared half to death!

The peddler drove away the two people, got into the car and found his copycat machine in Lagri, he didn't think that the selfie stick was actually there, which was better, so he took it and put it on, and then ran back to the house, Li Er was looking forward to it, and saw the hawker come in, "What did the fairy chief take, come and let me see!" “

The peddler happily sat next to Li Er, pulled out the selfie stick, and adjusted the length and lens, "Come Brother Li, look here, hey, yes, come and make a gesture like this, put it on the side of your mouth, pout, pout... Oh yes, that's fine, don't move, okay, follow me and shout eggplant! “

Li Er also shouted an eggplant "click", accompanied by the light of the flash, and the first selfie of Datang and even the world was born! It is a great moment, which history should remember, it is a symbol of peace and friendship between the people of time and the natives, it represents the friendship of two eras that transcends time, and it should live on forever!

In fact, the above is all nonsense, this photo existed for less than two minutes, after the shooting, the hawker took the mobile phone, called up the photo to Li Er, Li Er collapsed on the spot, he was completely unbelievable that the hawker portrait was so fast, and he painted himself so ugly, a bearded man in the picture, looking at the sky at forty-five degrees, pouting, are about to catch up with the emoji, Li Er reached out to grab the vendor's mobile phone, the hawker dodged "Don't rob!" “

"Then you tear it up quickly!"

The peddler finally understood the feelings Li Er regarded this as a painting, and secretly said in his heart that it was a pity that if this photo could be brought back to modern times, how many historians would have to be shocked, but even if he brought it back, no one believed that this non-mainstream photo was Li Lao Er himself, and probably believed that it was produced in Hengdian! The hawker deleted the photo casually, in fact, Li Lao Er didn't say that I didn't plan to keep it, if it was a photo of a beautiful woman, it is estimated that he would definitely keep it and go out to show off, Li Er's beard is going to be seen, and he must have scolded him for throwing it away with the placenta!

After the hawker deleted the photo, he pointed to the empty folder and showed it to Li Er, regardless of whether Li Er read it or not, he understood, "No, I deleted it!" “

Li Er was also speechless, just let him delete it, who told people that we can't understand it, "Immortal Chief, what is this?" How quickly and realistically the portrait is? “

The hawker is waiting for Li Er to be curious, not curious how to fool you, "This is called a mobile phone, the biggest effect, uh, it's useless to put you aside!" After speaking, the vendor was surprised to find that the mobile phone signal showed that there were still three bars, but in order not to be too stimulating, Li Er did not demonstrate the call function, "The one just now is called photography, but it is just one of the functions, to show you a more amazing one!" “

After speaking, he turned his mobile phone to video mode, held his mobile phone to the people present, and found that everyone was looking at him, probably attracted by the flash just now, the hawker held the mobile phone in one hand, and waved his hand to the people below with the other hand, and the people below also waved their hands to give face, and they all pointed and discussed the things in the hands of the vendors!

The picture swept over Lao Cheng, Cheng Biting Jin was looking at his phone dumbfounded with a wine bottle in one hand and a chicken leg in the other, "Come on, Brother Cheng laughs!" Cheng bit Jin's mouth, like a tunnel, the back molars leaked out, and then Qin Qiong "Brother Qin also laughed!"

Qin Qiong's action was under the hawker's jump, "Dut!" Qin Qiong gestured a scissor hand at the hawker's mouth, the old man with a pouting mouth, he saw it in his eyes just now when the hawker coaxed Li Er to play, and finally pulled the person sitting in the distance in, OK!" Come, Brother Li, look at this! ”

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