In a person's life, there will always be a lot of foolish things, strange things or funny things, etc., when it is, you may not be aware of it, and later, you will feel that you are so good at that time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I still remember two very interesting things that happened when I was on the green campus, when I was taking the school exam, because the examination room I was in at that time and the classroom I studied in were two different buildings, so I got a mistake, that is, the second floor of our classroom building was a men's bathroom, but the second floor of the examination room building was a women's bathroom......

Then, I tragically became a molested man.

Fortunately, there was no one in the women's toilet at the time!

Depressed, there is also no one in the women's toilet......

All of them, it's just that when I came out of the toilet, I met a woman who came to the toilet, and I was a little bit of a munbi at the time, and after thinking about it, I realized that I had done a very awesome thing.

If it's just like this, it's okay, the key is that when I went to the classroom building to go to class, one afternoon, because of the sudden change of season, I had a cold, I had been coughing up phlegm and blowing my nose on the road, so my mind was a little unclear, my classroom was on the fourth floor, next to the men's toilet, I habitually went upstairs and went to a toilet.

But when I peed inside, I found that something was wrong, and I felt that this toilet was different from the toilet I usually went to! I didn't think much of it, though, and when I came out, I passed by a girl at the entrance.

Later, I shamefully understood, and then I was unusually depressed, because for an honest student like me, it is not easy to go to the women's toilet! And it's twice, but I didn't get anything done, this is really sorry for the sky, sorry for the earth, and sorry for myself and countless male comrades in the world!

But what I didn't expect was that now that I had come to this ancient world, I would encounter a corresponding situation.

Although this era is backward, many of them are thatched houses, that is to say, it is convenient to stand on two planks and move towards the manure pit, but in the backwardness of the times, there will still be advanced existence.

Just like in the big restaurant where I am now, their toilets are made of stone slabs.

And I went into the women's restroom again.

Fortunately, there were only three squatting positions in the women's bathroom, and two of them were empty, and one of them was squatting a girl.

Yes!

At the moment when he was about to scream loudly, I slipped away quickly, and then I was close to me for a while, and I heard a loud noise, but it was the woman's cry that attracted the guards of the restaurant.

When I came out of the toilet, I was naturally surrounded by a group of people.

I was helpless in the face of the corresponding situation, but there was no way.

"That's the man!" In the midst of this, the girl who I had accidentally bumped into just now spoke up, and then my parents also rushed over when they heard the news.

When they saw the woman, they couldn't help but look at each other, and the woman was there and said to my parents, "Uncle Yu, Aunt Yu, hello." ”

I didn't think they would know each other, so I couldn't help but sneak a look at the girl in front of me.

She looks very young, and her whole age looks like she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, she is not very beautiful, but she is definitely young enough.

Of course, she is just not very beautiful in my eyes, in fact, in the eyes of ordinary people, she is a first-class beauty.

"Xiaoqing, why are you here?" My father looked at each other with a curious expression.

Xiaoqing? I chanted the corresponding name, and I couldn't help but think of the green snake little liver in the legend of the modern new white lady, in fact, she is far more beautiful than the green snake, but this is not the point, the point is that I want to know what the relationship between her and my parents is, because for so many years, I didn't know that there was such a person.

"Uncle, I just happened to come here to play, who would want to meet a filthy person who dares to commit indecent acts in broad daylight at a convenient time." The little girl huffed there, then pointed her hand at me.

"He molested you?" When my mother heard the other party's words, she felt incredulous: "Qing'er, he is not such a person. ”

"What? Uncle and aunt, do you know him? ”

"He is our boy Yu Yibing! and your future husband. ”

"What!?" The speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart, Rao is my experienced battle, after hearing my mother's corresponding words, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, because what I didn't think of was that I would have a future lady who was invincible.

My parents saw my corresponding looks, and told me about the corresponding situation, it turned out that Xiaoqing's father and my father used to be good friends, and more importantly, my father had helped his father in the most difficult time, and this kindness has always been remembered by the other party, and then when they met again many years later, when the two were drinking at the wine table, my father spit out his bitterness to him, and the other party listened, so he generously promised his daughter to me.

You must know that my parents are also afraid that I will not be able to become a family, after all, the family is ruined, and I was a down-and-out scholar before, so I naturally happily agreed.

This Xiaoqing is also filial, after knowing the corresponding things, he did not oppose his father's decision, but often went to my house under the leadership of his father, so after coming and going, she became quite familiar with my parents.

Knowing the corresponding things, I only feel ORZ, but I can also understand my parents, after all, I didn't have much interest in the past, I talked about a woman before, but the back blew, and after that, they have been trying to help me say kiss, but they have failed for one reason or another, so they are a little anxious to hold their grandchildren.

There were many good people on the side who wanted to be flower messengers for Xiaoqing's beauty, but when they saw that we were related, most of them began to disperse, and among them, my mother pulled Xiaoqing directly into the restaurant with us.

For the corresponding things, I am repulsed, I am not such a casual person, and I want a woman, it is very easy, but I can't say it clearly, I can only follow my parents into the restaurant first, and I plan to make a conclusion when the time comes.

It's just that what I didn't expect was that my parents loved this little girl very much, and when I looked at that state, I knew that this marriage was inevitable, because my parents' thinking was more old-fashioned, and other girls didn't dislike us when my family was down, although I am now the emperor, but they will still admit death.

Of course, logically speaking, I also accept such people who don't dislike you when you're down, after all, people are so affectionate, what reason do I choose? What's more, the other party's appearance is not too bad, it's a big deal that I just add an extra concubine! (To be continued.) )