[Second Update, Ticket, Ticket, Ticket, Want!] 】

Carrying the two boxes of good wine he bought, the vendor asked Li Yue'er to open the door, and when he entered the house, he saw Lao Huang Youzai drinking and enjoying himself on the sofa!

Hearing the sound of the door opening, I saw that it was Li Yue'er, "Yo, come, come and drink two drinks with me"

Li Yue'er knew that this fairy was very good at talking, "Uncle Huang, have a good New Year"

Lao Huang took a sip of wine, "This is called, why is it so unpleasant?"

Li Yue'er came over and dragged Lao Huang's arm, "A slip of the tongue, I'll have a drink with you, it's an apology" After speaking, she took a sip of the wine glass on the table, and then hurriedly ate something. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The vendor piled up the wine at Lao Huang's feet, "Hey, it's very comfortable to live a small life, come and I'll salute you, Happy New Year, go to you"

Lao Huang also drank his own wine, "You kid only knows how to be polite today"

The peddler directly reached out and grabbed the peanuts and put them in his mouth, "Look at what you said, it seems like I didn't know how to be polite before, Hong Jun, come here, this is a fairy, called Uncle Huang"

Lao Huang didn't blame the hawker for being rude in directly arresting him, and looked at Xie Hongjun, "That female doll, don't stand stupidly, come here, and have a drink with your Uncle Huang"

Xie Hongjun couldn't believe that the wrinkled-faced, obscene-looking old man in front of him was a fairy, but looking at the expressions of Li Yue'er and the hawker, it seemed that he was indeed a fairy.

Forget it, whether it's a fairy or not, for the sake of the other party's age, it should be "Uncle, Happy New Year"

Lao Huang nodded with satisfaction, "I'm so smart, my female doll, I lost a little with Dabao"

The hawker's mouth was stuffed with vegetables, and he protested, "I don't deserve her, anyway, we are also engaged in crossing, you can find a few of them in the world for this job"

Lao Huang is still preparing to fight back against the hawker a few times, the second daughter has already come forward to help her husband out of the siege, Li Yue'er "Forget it, old fairy, don't be like Dabao, by the way, what about my Aunt Zhang, didn't come with you?" ”

Hearing this, Lao Huang picked up his wine glass and drank himself, "Hey, people have to accompany their children every year, pity me a bad old man who is about to enter the ground, I can only celebrate the New Year by myself, sad"

Hawker: "Come on, you're still in the ground?" Wang Ba is dead, you can live another 10,000 years."

Lao Huang: "Hey, the kid is turning around and scolding me"

Xie Hongjun "Immortals, don't be angry, Dabao is praising you"

Lao Huang "Oh, good guy, this is also a compliment?" ”

Li Yueer: "You have a lot of adults, Dabao is uneducated, our good shoes don't stink ****, and I don't have the same knowledge as him"

Lao Huang "This is still like a persuading word, come, Dabao, don't eat, let's go"

"Let's go, let's go" The two began to fight for wine, and soon the hawker was defeated, and the second daughter began to go up, not one, Lao Huang looked at the drunk three, and shook his head, "Hey, mortals are mortals, and the amount of alcohol is not good" After speaking, he picked up a bottle of unopened liquor, unscrewed it, and finished it like drinking water.

Then smack your mouth and "This kid, this time I also used dim sum, I know that I bought good wine"

After the hawker woke up at night, Lao Huang had already placed ten empty bottles beside him, and the frightened hawker's legs were weak, and he almost knelt down, "Uncle, you have done so much by yourself, are you not drunk?" ”

Lao Huang answered the vendor's question with practical actions, stretched out his chopsticks, and put a peanut in his mouth on the plate, "Do you think I look like I'm drunk?" ”

The hawker knelt down and said, "Immortals, teach me"

Lao Huang took out a small box and put it in front of the hawker, "Give, since you have spoken, I will meet your wishes, your year-end bonus this year is this, a thousand cups of not drunk pills, in addition to understanding wine, you can also solve some slight poisons, of course, you take cyanide. Potassium is eaten as a meal, and the gods can't save it."

"I'm going, I'm going to lose, can I change it?"

Lao Huang glanced at the peddler, "Have you seen any changes in the decisions made by the gods?" ”

The second daughter also woke up leisurely at this time, and happened to see the hawker handing out year-end bonuses, and also making trouble with the fairy, "Uncle Fairy, we want it too"

"Okay, what do you want?"

The two daughters say "child" in unison

Lao Huang was suddenly embarrassed, "I can't help with this, Dabao will beat me"

Li Yue'er hurriedly explained, "The gods misunderstood, I mean that I have been married to Dabao for several years, and Hongjun has been with him for half a year, and our stomachs have not moved, you can see, when will we have children, or what is wrong?"

Lao Huang touched his chin "According to scientific research, the wrong posture will greatly reduce the chance of conception"

Xie Hongjun gritted his teeth and thought, Li Yue'er also began to move her fingers, and the hawker began to touch the empty wine bottle, seeing the hawker looking for a wine bottle on the ground and preparing to smash himself, Lao Huang quickly changed his words, "I calculated, it was just a joke just now, proving that I, as a god, disdain to peep into other people's privacy."

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, and the three of them waited for Lao Huang's result, and after a long time, Lao Huang opened his eyes, "Oh, yes, it's not good, you all have eaten this life immortal pill, right?" “

The servants nodded together, and Lao Huang also nodded, "That's right, let me tell you, anyone who has taken the elixir is no longer a person, but..."

Hawker "Shemale?" ”

The second daughter and the fairy glared at him together, "Okay, I said it wrong, Lao Huang, you continue"

"It's the body of a half-immortal, you also know that as an immortal, you have to be bound by the way of heaven, that is to say, immortals are generally cultivated, and few are born, of course, even if you are born, you have to continue to cultivate the godhead, otherwise you can't be called an immortal, so as a half-immortal, your chance of conception is very low, very low, very low..."

Hawker: "Then we are half-immortals, and we are also subject to this?" ”

Lao Huang glared, "Of course, a half-immortal is also an immortal"

"Good guy, I haven't enjoyed the benefits of the physique, but I've tasted the disadvantages of the physique first, who should I talk to?"

Lao Huang waved his hand, "Don't be discouraged, your situation is a bit special, I have just had a meeting with the people above to discuss, and everyone agrees that you should not be subject to this constraint, after all, the mistake is caused by the wrong reward we sent, so we have to go through the procedures with the family planning of the heavenly court, and after the procedures are completed, you will be able to have children."

Hawker, second daughter"....... is there still a family planning office in the sky?" ”

Lao Huang "Uh, am I changing this to a language that you can understand, understand it, in addition, you also know that every child is born, there must be a reincarnated soul, because you are a half-immortal physique, so ordinary souls dare not approach you, so there is no soul to reincarnate in your belly and you, which is also a reason why you can't conceive, we also have to say hello to Yin Si, and find a strong reincarnation into your two stomachs"

Hawker "Then hurry up, my mom can't wait"

Lao Huang: "Don't worry, we will definitely do something special for you, and we will help you get it done in seven working days"

"That's good," said the peddler, and remembered something, "heavenly?" ”

"Hmm"

"Damn, you said I had to have seven years if I wanted to have a child?"

Lao Huang spread his hands, "It's already very fast, the fairy world hasn't encountered this thing for many years, the staff have gone on vacation to rest, find so many people, and then stamp, seven days is already the limit, don't be unhappy, if anyone gets stuck with you, seventy days may not be done"

The vendor was about to touch the wine bottle and give it to Lao Huang, but was pulled by the second daughter, "Dabao, don't be angry, it's better to have hope than nothing."

Lao Huang nodded, "Look at how conscious people are, besides, if you think about it the other way, you can save a lot of plastic money."

The second daughter also began to look for wine bottles, the hawker stopped, Lao Huang was right, the communication between people should be this kind of communication without any barriers, so that the exchange is comfortable, and the hawker picked up the wine glass at the moment, "Lao Huang, go again" (to be continued.) )