[The first update, at the request of a book friend, explode a change, today's five watches, who still has a monthly pass or something, don't keep it, the ticket is powerful, let's continue to explode tomorrow]

Erxiao hurriedly took out the Chinese and respectfully handed it to the hawker, the hawker shook his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and Erxiao protected the flame of Zhibao and lit it for the hawker. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"How's that, isn't it sincere enough?"

"The smoke is a little wrong, why does it smell like the king of hibiscus?" After speaking, he took the cigarette out of his mouth and looked at it, and sure enough, it was really a hibiscus king.

The second child was also stunned, how did the Chinese box come out of the Furong King "Brother, I was wrong, I'll change it for you" After saying that, he wanted to change the cigarette again, and the vendor waved his hand, "Forget it, it's not appropriate to leak the secret today, you better go home quickly"

Xie Hongjun watched the hawker tease the second child, laughing very implicitly, there were some things that only she noticed, and after chatting with the second child for a while, the hawker knew that his crossing not only brought benefits to Datang, but also indirectly touched the light of the small city.

Erxiao said that this year, the price of the second senior brother all over the country has risen, and many people can't afford to eat pork, and the pork in the small town has not risen, and a thousand sheep flow into the market every day, and the price of pork has been pushed down, so that the people in the small town who raise pigs curse every day.

When I got home, my mother had already cooked a meal, and the family of five sat around to eat together, the atmosphere was slightly awkward, and the vendor didn't know how to break the siege, so he finished eating silently.

After the meal, Niu's father went out to walk around and show off his capable son, the second daughter helped prepare the dinner for the evening, and the vendor went upstairs alone to tidy up things, his house had not been inhabited for a long time, if it weren't for his mother at home, it was estimated that it would be moldy.

When tidying up the desk, the hawker found a few discs that he had bought before, looked at the smiling Xiao Ze and others, the hawker secretly tore off the package, and then took a disc and stuffed it into the DVD player, tried it to use, and observed for a while, and found that the teachers were also old, and the hawker was not interested, turned off the TV casually, and then received the rest of the discs into the ring, thinking about getting it to the Tang Dynasty and selling it to those in need, it was also a profit.

It turned out that the man was not suitable for housework, and when the house was half cleaned up, the vendor fell asleep, and after Li Yue'er and Hongjun were busy, they went upstairs and saw the goods snoring on the bed.

Li Yue'er pursed at Xie Hongjun, which meant not to bother him, and then picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, for fear of noisy hawkers, the picture was not converted, so she reduced the volume to the minimum first.

After the picture was converted, Li Yue'er, who was watching the picture on TV, was red-faced, and she stretched out her hand to prepare to close, Xie Hongjun grabbed her, "Don't, watch it again, hey, you can still play like this, sister, to be honest, have you ever played like this?" ”

Li Yue'er flicked a brain melon on her head, "What are you thinking in your head?"

Xie Hongjun rubbed his head, "What's this, doesn't my sister want to learn a few more tricks?" ”

Li Yue'er was also a little moved, the two of them secretly saw that the hawker was still sleeping, and they discussed the actions on TV together in a whisper, and exchanged experiences, speaking of shame, the two pushed and laughed at each other, and the middle vendor turned over, startling the two of them, and saw that the hawker just turned over, so they continued to watch with confidence.

The hawker slept until dark, and his mother came up to call for dinner, so he got up, and went downstairs to find the second daughter waiting at the table with a red face.

Father Niu looked left and right during the meal time, as if he had something to say, Niu's mother knew that he was not suitable, so she opened her mouth and asked, "Dabao, you do it like this, what does the Hongjun family say?" Also, do we need to hold another banquet here? ”

The hawker's food was delivered to his mouth and stopped, "Uh, you don't need to use this, Hongjun has already done it over there"

Daddy Niu put down his chopsticks: "Is that legal?" What should I do if I have a child, I can't get a household registration?"

Xie Hongjun shook his wit, "It's okay, I have a foreign hukou, the child can follow me, don't worry, parents, the child is still surnamed Niu"

Niu's father and mother glanced at each other, "That's okay, hey, you young people, really, forget it, don't talk about it, eat, eat"

After eating, the parents went back to their rooms and gave the space to the three of them, and the vendor felt that it was not a matter to sit in the hall and watch TV. Landowner? ”

Xie Hongjun was the first to agree, Li Yueer thought about it and agreed, the three of them sat cross-legged on the bed and began to play cards, what made the hawker depressed was that the two daughters-in-law not only have a good relationship now, of course, they are very satisfied with the relationship, but playing a card, how can they still be like having a heart, they played from eight o'clock to more than ten o'clock, and they didn't win.

I went, the hawker threw the card "don't play, watch TV for a while, sleep" and turned on the TV casually, the picture is everything, the hawker was stunned, this......hey, no, I didn't seem to see this in the afternoon, right?

The peddler turned his face and looked at the two daughters-in-law, "Which of you two peeked?" ”

Li Yue'er stood up, "I'll take a bath, you ask Hong Jun"

Xie Hongjun also stood up, "Sister, I'll accompany you"

The hawker saw the movements of the two of them, and instantly understood, none of them ran, they both had a share, hehe, the hawker suddenly remembered that there was an empty bed under him at home, could he be tonight....

Thinking of the pride, the vendor rubbed his hands and licked his lips, this taste has the smell of braised pork! Stripping himself naked, the vendor shrunk into the quilt and imagined the next moment.

The next moment, the two came back together, first of all, they pressed the vendor in the bed, found a strip of cloth to tie the girl into zongzi, and then the two daughters looked at each other and smiled, and moved the vendor aside, Li Yueer also patted the hawker's face "Good, sleep by yourself"

The hawker's tears came out, "Sister, can you let me go to the toilet first, I can't hold it back"

Xie Hongjun laid out the other quilt, "It's okay, just endure it"

This night the vendor endured very hard, dreaming that he had become a big zongzi, and someone stuffed a black donkey's hooves in his mouth, and he didn't break free many times, and then he forgot about being tired, and he forgot about going to the toilet.

When he got up in the morning, Li Yue'er unwrapped the package for him, and the hawker no longer had the mood to laugh, covering his crotch and running to the toilet at the speed of a flyer, that feeling, cool!

After breakfast, even if this year has passed, the next thing is nothing more than to go to relatives or something, the hawkers are too lazy to go every year, and now the countryside is not simple, and when we meet, we ask how much we earn this year, you say too much, others say that you brag, say less, and others look down on you.

Besides, this year, I brought my two daughters-in-law, and I guess I asked more gossip, so the hawker was very annoyed about these, and lived his own life, why are you other people's hearts!

And this thing has been elusive for the past few years, except for a few people who understand, no one else knows what he is doing, and he knows that he comes back every year with a broken bread.

Fortunately, the daughter-in-law has a long face, but the hawker has also harvested a lot of good cabbage to make the pig arch, good... All let the dogs.. So this year he doesn't plan to go to relatives, let his parents be busy!

So, after the second year of junior high school, the hawker was idle and bored at home, Xie Hongjun didn't want to stay, these days he was a monkey and was visited, many people watched themselves and Li Yueer appear together, and the discussion behind it was even more unbearable, although the hawker has not done anything with one stone, but you can't stand people to figure it out!

So Xie Hongjun, who was extremely bored, began to rub the hawker, "Dabao, take me to meet the immortals"

The hawker was right to think about it, Lao Huang was probably also at home, so he discussed it with Li Yue'er, and casually sorted out his clothes and went to pay New Year's greetings to Lao Huang.

Passing by a small shop on the way, Li Yue'er reminded emphatically, "Dabao, this time you can't get two more flower pots and give people three cigarettes."

The vendor nodded, "Don't worry, I remember."

Xie Hongjun didn't know the story here, and begged Li Yue'er to tell it to herself, and when she heard that the vendor actually inserted three cigarettes as gifts to the gods, Xie Hongjun almost laughed and cried.

"Ouch hey, I said you're not stupid"

"Cut, what do you know, I'm saving money, with my friendship with Lao Huang, do you care about any politeness, boss, move two boxes of the most expensive wine for me"

"Okay"

Li Yue'er "...."

Xie Hongjun "...."(To be continued.) )